INSURED.

The engine of an ordinary railway train broke down midway between two

stations. As an express train was momentarily expected to arrive at the

spot, the passengers were urgently called upon to get out of the

carriages. A countryman in leather breeches and top-boots, who sat in a

corner of one of the carriages, comfortably swathed in a travelling

blanket, obstinately refused to budge. In vain the porter begged him to

come out, saying the express would reach the spot in a minute, and the

train would in all probability be dashed to pieces. The traveller pulled

an insurance ticket out of his breeches pocket, exclaiming, “Don’t you

see I’ve insured my life?” and with that he set up a horse laugh, and

sunk back into his corner. They had to force him out of the train, and

an instant afterwards the express ran into it.

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