AN ENTERTAINING COMPANION.

Once, during a tour in the Western States, writes Mr. Florence, the

actor, an incident occurred in which I rather think I played the victim.

We were _en route_ from Cleveland to Cincinnati, an eight or ten-hour

journey. After seeing my wife comfortably seated, I walked forward to

the smoking car, and, taking the only unoccupied place, pulled out my

cigar case, and offered a cigar to my next neighbour. He was about sixty

years of age, gentlemanly in appearance, and of a somewhat reserved and

bashful mien. He gracefully accepted the cigar, and in a few minutes we

were engaged in conversation.

“Are you going far west?” I inquired.

“Merely so far as Columbus.” (Columbus, I may explain is the capital of

Ohio.) “And you, sir?” he added, interrogatively.

“I am journeying toward Cincinnati. I am a theatrical man, and play

there to-morrow night.” I was a young man then, and fond of avowing my

profession.

“Oh, indeed! Your face seemed familiar to me as you entered the car. I

am confident we have met before.”

“I have acted in almost every State in the Union,” said I. “Mrs.

Florence and I are pretty generally known throughout the north-west.”

“Bless me?” said the stranger in surprise, “I have seen you act many

times, sir, and the recollection of Mrs. Florence’s ‘Yankee Girl,’ with

her quaint songs, is still fresh in my memory.”

“Do you propose remaining long in Columbus?”

“Yes, for seven years,” replied my companion.

Thus we chatted for an hour or two. At length my attention was attracted

to a little, red-faced man, with small sharp eyes, who sat immediately

opposite us and amused himself by sucking the knob of a large walking

stick which he carried caressingly in his hand. He had more than once

glanced at me in a knowing manner, and now and then gave a sly wink and

shake of the head at me, as much as to say, “Ah, old fellow, I know you,

too.”

These attentions were so marked that I finally asked my companion if he

had noticed them.

“That poor man acts like a lunatic,” said I, _sotto voce_.

“A poor half-witted fellow, possibly,” replied my fellow-traveller. “In

your travels through the country, however, Mr. Florence, you must have

often met such strange characters.”

We had now reached Crestline, the dinner station, and, after thanking the

stranger for the agreeable way in which he had enabled me to pass the

journey up to this point, I asked him if he would join Mrs. Florence and

myself at dinner. This produced an extraordinary series of grimaces and

winks from the red-faced party aforesaid. The invitation to dinner was

politely declined.

The repast over, our train sped on toward Cincinnati. I told my wife

that in the smoking car I had met a most entertaining gentleman, who was

well posted in theatricals, and was on his way to Columbus. She

suggested that I should bring him into our car, and present him to her.

I returned to the smoking car and proposed that the gentleman should

accompany me to see Mrs. Florence. The proposal made the red-faced man

undergo a species of spasmodic convulsions which set the occupants of the

car into roars of laughter.

“No, I thank you,” said my friend, “I feel obliged to you for the

courtesy, but I prefer the smoking car. Have you another cigar?”

“Yes,” said I, producing another Partaga.

I again sat by his side, and once more our conversation began, and we

were quite fraternal. We talked about theatres and theatricals, and then

adverted to political economy, the state of the country, finance and

commerce in turn, our intimacy evidently affording intense amusement to

the foxy-faced party near us.

Finally the shrill sound of the whistle and the entrance of the conductor

indicated that we had arrived at Columbus, and the train soon arrived at

the station.

“Come,” said the red-faced individual, now rising from his seat and

tapping my companion on the shoulder, “This is your station, old man.”

My friend rose with some difficulty, dragging his hitherto concealed feet

from under the seat, when, for the first time, I discovered that he was

shackled, and was a prisoner in charge of the Sheriff, going for seven

years to the state prison at Columbus.

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