THE POLITE IRISHMAN.

It’s a small matter, but a gentleman always feels angry at himself after

he has given up his seat, in a railway car, to a female who lacks the

good manners to acknowledge the favour. The following “hint” to the

ladies will show that a trifle of politeness properly spread on, often

has a happy effect.

The seats were all full, one of which was occupied by a rough-looking

Irishman; and at one of the stations a couple of evidently well-bred and

intelligent young ladies came in to procure seats, but seeing no vacant

ones, were about to go into a back car, when Patrick rose hastily, and

offered them his seat, with evident pleasure. “But you will have no seat

yourself?” responded one of the young ladies with a smile, hesitating,

with true politeness, as to accepting it. “Never ye mind _that_!” said

the Hibernian, “ye’r welcome to ’t! I’d ride upon the cow-catcher till

New York, any time, for a smile from such _jintlemanly_ ladies;” and

retreated hastily to the next car, amid the cheers of those who had

witnessed the affair.

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