To pass from art to style. How loose and arbitrary Coleridge not

infrequently was in face of the laws on that subject which he had

himself repeatedly laid down! Could it be believed of a man so quick to

feel, so rapid to arrest all phenomena, that in a matter so important as

that of style, he should have nothing loftier to record of his own

merits, services, reformations, or cautions, than that he has always

conscientiously forborne to use the personal genitive _whose_ in

speaking of inanimate things? For example, that he did not say, and

could not have been tempted or tortured into saying, 'The bridge _whose_

piers could not much longer resist the flood.' Well, as they say in

Scotland, some people are thankful for small mercies. We--that is, you,

the reader, and ourselves--are _persons_; the bridge, you see, is but a

_thing_. We pity it, poor thing, and, as far as it is possible to

entertain such a sentiment for a bridge, we feel respect for it. Few

bridges are thoroughly contemptible; and we make a point, in obedience

to an old-world proverb, always to speak well of the bridge that has

carried us over in safety, which the worst of bridges never yet has

refused to do. But still there _are_ such things as social distinctions;

and we conceive that a man and a 'contributor' (an _ancient_ contributor

to _Blackwood_), must in the herald's college be allowed a permanent

precedency before all bridges whatsoever, without regard to number of

arches, width of span, or any other frivolous pretences. We acknowledge

therefore with gratitude Coleridge's loyalty to his own species in not

listening to any compromise with mere things, that never were nor will

be raised to the peerage of personality, and sternly refusing them the

verbal honours which are sacred to us humans. But what is the principle

of taste upon which Coleridge justifies this rigorous practice? It

is--and we think it a very just principle--that this mechanic mode of

giving life to things inanimate ranks 'amongst those worst mimicries of

poetic diction by which imbecile writers fancy they elevate their

prose.' True; but the same spurious artifices for giving a fantastic

elevation to prose reappear in a thousand other forms, from some of

which neither Coleridge nor his accomplished daughter is absolutely

free. For instance, one of the commonest abuses of pure English amongst

our Scottish brethren, unless where they have been educated out of

Scotland, is to use _aught_ for _anything_, _ere_ for _before_,

_well-nigh_ for _almost_, and scores besides. No home-bred, _i.e._

Cockney Scotchman, is aware that these are poetic forms, and are as

ludicrously stilted in any ear trained by the daily habits of good

society to the appreciation of pure English--as if, in Spenserian

phrase, he should say, '_What time_ I came home to breakfast,' instead

of '_When_ I came home.' The _'tis_ and _'twas_, which have been

superannuated for a century in England, except in poetic forms, still

linger in Scotland and in Ireland, and these forms also at intervals

look out from Coleridge's prose. Coleridge is also guilty at odd times

(as is Wordsworth) of that most horrible affectation, the _hath_ and

_doth_ for _has_ and _does_. This is really criminal. But amongst all

barbarisms known to man, the very worst--and this also, we are sorry to

say, flourishes as rankly as weeds in Scotch prose, and is to be found

in Coleridge's writings--is the use of the _thereof_, _therein_,

_thereby_, _thereunto_. This monstrous expression of imperfect

civilization, which for one hundred and fifty years has been cashiered

by cultivated Englishmen as _attorneys' English_, and is absolutely

frightful unless in a lease or conveyance, ought (we do not scruple to

say) to be made indictable at common law, not perhaps as a felony, but

certainly as a misdemeanour, punishable by fine and imprisonment.

In nothing is the characteristic mode of Coleridge's mind to be seen

more strikingly than in his treatment of some branches of dramatic

literature, though to that subject he had devoted the closest study. He

was almost as distinguished, indeed, for the points he missed as for

those he saw. Look at his position as regards some questions concerning

the French drama and its critics, more particularly the views of

Voltaire, though some explanation may be found in the fact, which I have

noticed elsewhere, that Coleridge's acquaintance with the French

language was not such as to enable him to read it with the easy

familiarity which ensures complete pleasure. But something may also be

due to his deep and absorbed religious feeling, which seemed to

incapacitate him from perceiving the points where Voltaire, despite his

scepticism, had planted his feet on firm ground. Coleridge was aware

that Voltaire, in common with every Frenchman until the present

generation, held it as a point of faith that the French drama was

inapproachable in excellence. From Lessing, and chiefly, from his

_Dramaturgie_, Coleridge was also aware, on the other hand, upon what

erroneous grounds that imaginary pre-eminence was built. He knew that it

was a total misconception of the Greek unities (excepting only as

regards the unity of fable, or, as Coleridge otherwise calls it, the

_unity of interest_) which had misled the French. It was a huge blunder.

The case was this: Peculiar embarrassments had arisen to the Athenian

dramatists as to time and place, from the chorus--out of which chorus

had grown the whole drama. The chorus, composed generally of men or

women, could not be moved from Susa to Memphis or from one year to

another, as might the spectator. This was a fetter, but, with the

address of great artists, they had turned their fetters into occasions

of ornament. But, in this act of beautifying their narrow field, they

had done nothing to enlarge it. They had submitted gracefully to what,

for _them_, was a religious necessity. But it was ridiculous that modern

dramatists, under no such necessity (because clogged with no inheritance

of a personal chorus), should voluntarily assume fetters which, having

no ceremonial and hallowed call for a chorus, could have no meaning. So

far Coleridge was kept right by his own sagacity and by his German

guides; but a very trifle of further communication with Voltaire, and

with the writers of whom Voltaire was speaking, would have introduced

him to two facts calculated a little to raise Voltaire in his esteem,

and very much to lower the only French writer (viz., Racine) whom he

ever thought fit to praise. With regard to Voltaire himself he would

have found that, so far from exalting the French poetic literature

_generally_ in proportion to that monstrous pre-eminence which he had

claimed for the French drama, on the contrary, from this very drama,

from the very pre-eminence, he drew an argument for the general

inferiority of the French poetry. The French drama, he argued, was

confessedly exalted amongst the French themselves beyond any other

section of their literature. But why? Why was this? If the drama had

prospered disproportionately under public favour, what caused that

favour? It was, said Voltaire, the social nature of the French, with

their consequent interest in whatever assumed the attire of conversation

or dialogue; and, secondly, it was the peculiar strength of their

language in that one function, which had been nursed and ripened by

this preponderance of social habits. Hence it happened that the drama

obtained at one and the same time a greater _interest_ for the French,

and also (by means of this culture given to conversational forms) most

unhappily for his lordship's critical discernment of flavours, as well

as his Greek literature, happens to be a respectable Joe Miller from the

era of Hierocles, and through _him_ probably it came down from

Pythagoras. Yet still Voltaire was very far indeed from being a

'scribbler.' He had the graceful levity and the graceful gaiety of his

nation in an exalted degree. He had a vast compass of miscellaneous

knowledge; pity that it was so disjointed, _arena sine calce_; pity that

you could never rely on its accuracy; and, as respected his epic poetry,

'tis true 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true, that you are rather

disposed to laugh than to cry when Voltaire solemnly proposes to be

sublime. His _Henriade_ originally appeared in London about 1726, when

the poet was visiting this country as a fugitive before the wrath of

Louis the Well-beloved; and naturally in the opening passage he

determined to astonish the weak minds of us islanders by a flourish on

the tight-rope of sublimity. But to his vexation a native Greek (viz., a

Smyrniot), then by accident in London, called upon him immediately after

the publication, and, laying his finger on a line in the exordium (as it

then stood), said, 'Sare, I am one countryman of Homer's. He write de

Iliad; you write de Henriade; but Homer vos never able in all de total

whole of de Iliad to write de verse like dis.' Upon which the Greek

showed him a certain line.

Voltaire admired the line itself, but in deference to this Greek irony,

supported by the steady advice of his English friends, he finally

altered it. It is possible to fail, however, as an epic poet, and very

excusable for a Frenchman to fail, and yet to succeed in many other

walks of literature. But to Coleridge's piety, to Coleridge's earnest

seeking for light, and to Coleridge's profound sense of the necessity

which connects from below all ultimate philosophy with religion, the

scoffing scepticism of Voltaire would form even a stronger repulsion

than his puerile hostility to Shakespeare. Even here, however, there is

something to be pleaded for Voltaire. Much of his irreligion doubtless

arose from a defective and unimpassioned nature, but part of it was

noble, and rested upon his intolerance of cruelty, of bigotry, and of

priestcraft--but still more of these qualities not germinating

spontaneously, but assumed fraudulently as masques. But very little

Coleridge had troubled himself to investigate Voltaire's views, even

where he was supposing himself to be ranged in opposition to them.

A word or two about those accusations of plagiarism of which far too

much has been made by more than one critic; we ourselves having,

perhaps, been guilty of too wantonly stirring these waters at one time

of our lives; and in the attempt to make matters more clear, only, it

may be, succeeded in muddying them. Stolberg, Matthison, Schiller,

Frederika Brun, Schelling, and others, whom he has been supposed to have

robbed of trifles, he could not expect to lurk[8] in darkness, and

particularly as he was actively contributing to disperse the darkness

that yet hung over their names in England. But really for such

bagatelles as were concerned in this poetic part of the allegation--even

Bow Street, with the bloodiest Draco of a critical reviewer sitting on

the bench, would not have entertained the charge. Most of us, we

suppose, would be ready enough to run off with a Titian or a Correggio,

provided the coast were clear, and no policemen heaving in sight; but to

be suspected of pocketing a silver spoon, which, after all, would

probably turn out to be made of German silver--faugh!--we not only defy

the fiend and his temptations generally, but we spit in his face for

such an insinuation. With respect to the pretty toy model of Hexameter

and Pentameter from Schiller, we believe the case to have arisen thus:

in talking of metre, and illustrating it (as Coleridge often did at

tea-tables) from Homer, and then from the innumerable wooden and

cast-iron imitations of it among the Germans--he would be very likely to

cite this little ivory bijou from Schiller; upon which the young ladies

would say: 'But, Mr. Coleridge, we do not understand German. Could you

not give us an idea of it in some English version?' Then would he, with

his usual obligingness, write down his mimic English echo of Schiller's

German echo. And of course the young ladies, too happy to possess an

autograph from the 'Ancient Mariner,' and an autograph besides having a

separate interest of its own, would endorse it with the immortal

initials 'S. T. C.,' after which an injunction issuing from the Court of

Chancery would be quite unavailing to arrest its flight through the

journals of the land as the avowed composition of Coleridge. They know

little of Coleridge's habits who suppose that his attention was

disposable for cases of this kind. Alike, whether he were unconsciously

made by the error of a reporter to rob others, or others to rob him, he

would be little likely to hear of the mistake--or, hearing of it by some

rare accident, to take any pains for its correction. It is probable that

such mistakes sometimes arose with others, but sometimes also with

himself from imperfect recollection; and _that_, owing chiefly to his

carelessness about the property at issue, so that it seemed not worth

the requisite effort to vindicate the claim if it happened to be _his_,

or formally to renounce it if it were not. But, however this might be,

his daughter's remark remains true, and is tolerably significant, that

the people whom (through anybody's mistake) he seems to have robbed were

all pretty much in the sunshine of the world's regard; there was no

attempt to benefit by darkness or twilight, and an intentional robber

must have known that the detection was inevitable.

A second thing to be said in palliation of such plagiarisms, real or

fancied, intentional or not intentional, is this--that at least

Coleridge never insulted or derided those upon whose rights he is

supposed to have meditated an aggression.

Coleridge has now been dead for more than fifteen years,[9] and he lived

through a painful life of sixty-three years; seventy-eight years it is

since he first drew that troubled air of earth, from which with such

bitter loathing he rose as a phoenix might be supposed to rise, that,

in retribution of some treason to his immortal race, had been compelled

for a secular period to banquet on carrion with ghouls, or on the spoils

of _vivisection_ with vampires. Not with less horror of retrospect than

such a phoenix did Coleridge, when ready to wing his flight from

earth, survey the chambers of suffering through which he had trod his

way from childhood to gray hairs. Perhaps amongst all the populous

nations of the grave not one was ever laid there, through whose bones so

mighty a thrill of shuddering anguish would creep, if by an audible

whisper the sound of earth and the memories of earth could reach his

coffin. Yet why? Was he not himself a child of earth? Yes, and by too

strong a link: _that_ it was which shattered him. For also he was a

child of Paradise, and in the struggle between two natures he could not

support himself erect. That dreadful conflict it was which supplanted

his footing. Had he been gross, fleshly, sensual, being so framed for

voluptuous enjoyment, he would have sunk away silently (as millions

sink) through carnal wrecks into carnal ruin. He would have been

mentioned oftentimes with a sigh of regret as that youthful author who

had enriched the literature of his country with two exquisite poems,

'Love' and the 'Ancient Mariner,' but who for some unknown reason had

not fulfilled his apparent mission on earth. As it was, being most

genial and by his physical impulses most luxurious; yet, on the other

hand, by fiery aspirations of intellect and of spiritual heart being

coerced as if through torments of magical spells into rising heavenwards

for ever, into eternal commerce with the grander regions of his own

nature, he found this strife too much for his daily peace, too imperfect

was the ally which he found in his will; treachery there was in his own

nature, and almost by a necessity he yielded to the dark temptations of

opium. That 'graspless hand,' from which, as already in one of his early

poems (November, 1794) he had complained--

'Drop friendship's priceless pearls as hour-glass sands,'

was made much _more_ graspless, and in this way the very graces of his

moral nature ministered eventually the heaviest of his curses. Most

unworldly he was, most unmercenary, and (as somebody has remarked) even

to a disease, and, in such a degree as if an organ had been forgotten by

Nature in his composition, disregardful of self. But even in these

qualities lay the baits for his worldly ruin, which subsequently caused

or allowed so much of his misery. Partly from the introversion of his

mind, and its habitual sleep of reverie in relation to all external

interests, partly from his defect in all habits of prudential

forecasting, resting his head always on the pillow of the _present_--he

had been carried rapidly past all openings that offered towards the

creation of a fortune before he even heard of them, and he first awoke

to the knowledge that such openings had ever existed when he looked back

upon them from a distance, and found them already irrecoverable for

ever.

Such a case as this, as soon as it became known that the case stood

connected with so much power of intellect and so much of various

erudition, was the very ideal case that challenges aid from the public

purse. Mrs. Coleridge has feelingly noticed the philosophic fact. It was

the case of a man lame in the faculties which apply to the architecture

of a fortune, but lame through the very excess in some other faculties

that qualified him for a public teacher, or (which is even more

requisite) for a public stimulator of powers else dormant.

A perfect romance it is that settles upon three generations of these

Coleridges; a romance of beauty, of intellectual power, of misfortune

suddenly illuminated from heaven, of prosperity suddenly overcast by the

waywardness of the individual. The grandfather of the present

generation, who for us stands forward as the founder of the family,

viz., the Rev. John Coleridge; even _his_ career wins a secret homage of

tears and smiles in right of its marvellous transitions from gloom to

sudden light, in right of its entire simplicity, and of its eccentric

consistency. Already in early youth, swimming against a heady current of

hindrances almost overwhelming, he had by solitary efforts qualified

himself for any higher situation that might offer. But, just as this

training was finished, the chances that it might ever turn to account

suddenly fell down to zero; for precisely then did domestic misfortunes

oblige his father to dismiss him from his house with one solitary

half-crown and his paternal benediction. What became of the half-crown

is not recorded, but the benediction speedily blossomed into fruit. The

youth had sat down by the roadside under the mere oppression of grief

for his blighted prospects. But gradually and by steps the most

unexpected and providential, he was led to pedagogy and through this to

his true destination--that of a clergyman of the English church--a

position which from his learning, his devotion, and even from his very

failings--failings in businesslike foresight and calculation--his

absence of mind, his charitable feelings, and his true docility of

nature, he was fitted to adorn; and, indeed, but for his eccentricities

and his complete freedom from worldly self-seeking, and indifference to

such considerations as are apt to weigh all too little with his fellows

of the cloth, he might have moved as an equal among the most eminent

scholars and thinkers. Beautiful are the alternate phases of a good

parish priest--now sitting at the bedside of a dying neighbour, and

ministering with guidance and consolation to the labouring spirit--now

sitting at midnight under the lamp of his own study, and searching the

holy oracles of inspiration for light inexhaustible. These pictures were

realized in J. Coleridge's life.

Mr. Wordsworth has done much to place on an elevated pedestal a very

different type of parish priest--Walker of Seathwaite. The contrast

between him and John Coleridge is striking; and not only striking but

apt, from some points of view, to move something of laughter as well as

tears. The strangest thing is that, if some demon of mischief tempts us,

a hurly-burly begins again of laughter and mockery among that ancient

brotherhood of hills, like Handel's chorus in 'l'Allegro' of 'laughter

holding both his sides.'

'Old Skiddaw blows

His speaking-trumpet; back out of the clouds

On Glaramara, "_I say, Walker_" rings;

And Kirkstone "goes it" from his misty head.'

The Rev. Walker, of Seathwaite, it is recorded, spent most of his time

in the parish church; but doing what? Why, spinning; _always_ spinning

wool on the steps of the altar, and only _sometimes_ lecturing his

younger parishioners in the spelling-book. So passed his life. And, if

you feel disposed to say, '_An innocent life_!' you must immediately add

from Mr. Wordsworth's 'Ruth,' '_An innocent life, but far astray_!' What

time had he for writing sermons? The Rev. John Coleridge wrote an

exegetical work on the Book of Judges; we doubt whether Walker could

have spelt _exegetical_. And supposing the Bishop of Chester, in whose

diocese his parish lay, had suddenly said, 'Walker, _unde derivatur_

"_exegesis_"?' Walker must have been walked off into the corner, as a

punishment for answering absurdly. But luckily the Bishop's palace

stood ninety and odd miles south of Walker's two spinning-wheels. For,

observe, he had _two_ spinning-wheels, but he hadn't a single Iliad. Mr.

Wordsworth will say that Walker did something besides spinning and

spelling. What was it? Why, he read a little. A _very_ little, I can

assure you. For _when_ did he read? Never but on a Saturday afternoon.

And _what_ did Walker read? Doubtless now it was Hooker, or was it

Jeremy Taylor, or Barrow? No; it was none of these that Walker honoured

by his Saturday studies, but a magazine. Now, we all know what awful

rubbish the magazines of those days carted upon men's premises. It would

have been indictable as a nuisance if a publisher had laid it down

_gratis_ at your door. Had Walker lived in _our_ days, the case would

have been very different. A course of _Blackwood_ would have braced his

constitution; his spinning-wheel would have stopped; his spelling would

have improved into moral philosophy and the best of politics. This very

month, as the public is by this time aware, Walker would have read

something about himself that _must_ have done him good. We might very

truly have put an advertisement into the _Times_ all last month, saying,

'Let Walker look into the next _Blackwood_, and he will hear of

something greatly to his advantage.' But alas! Walker descended to

Hades, and most ingloriously as _we_ contend, before _Blackwood_ had

dawned upon a benighted earth. We differ therefore by an inexpressible

difference from Wordsworth's estimate of this old fellow. And we close

our account of him by citing two little sallies from his only known

literary productions, viz., two letters, one to a friend, and the other

to the Archbishop of York. In the first of these he introduces a child

of his own under the following flourish of rhetoric, viz., as 'a pledge

of conjugal endearment.' We doubt if his correspondent ever read such a

bit of sentiment before. In the other letter, addressed to the

Metropolitan of the province, Walker has the assurance to say that he

trusts the young man, his son (_not_ the aforesaid cub, the pledge of

conjugal endearment) will never disgrace the _paternal_ example, _i.e._,

Walker's example. Pretty strong _that_! And, if exegetically handled, it

must mean that Walker, junr., is to continue spinning and spelling, as

also once a week reading the _Town and Country Magazine_, all the days

of his life. Oh, Walker, you're a very sad fellow! And the only excuse

for you is, that, like most of your brethren in that mountainous nook of

England, so beautiful but so poor, you never saw the academic bowers of

either Oxford or Cambridge.

Both in prose and verse, much prose and a short allowance of verse, has

Wordsworth celebrated this man, and he has held him aloft like the

saintly Herbert[10] as a shining model of a rural priest. We are glad,

therefore, for Wordsworth's sake, that no judge from the Consistorial

Court ever happened to meet with Walker when trudging over the Furness

Fells to Ulverston with a _long_ cwt. (120 lb. avoirdupois) of wool on

his back, a thing which he did in all weathers. The wool would have been

condemned as a good prize, and we much fear that Walker's gown would

have been stripped over his head; which is a sad catastrophe for a

pattern priest. Mr. John Coleridge came much nearer to Chaucer's model

of a _Parish_ Priest, whilst at the same time he did honour to the

Academic standard of such a priest. He loved his poor parishioners as

children confided to his pastoral care, but he also loved his library.

But, on the other hand, as to Walker, if ever _he_ were seen burning the

midnight oil, it was not in a gentleman's study--it was in a horrid

garret or cock-loft at the top of his house, disturbing the 'conjugal

endearments' of roosting fowl, and on a business the least spiritual

that can be imagined. By ancient usage throughout this sequestered

region, which is the Savoy of England (viz., Cumberland, Westmoreland,

and Furness) all accounts are settled annually at Candlemas, which means

the middle of February. From Christmas, therefore, to this period the

reverend pastor was employed in making out bills, receipts, leases and

releases, charges and discharges, wills and codicils to wills for most

of the hardworking householders amongst his flock. This work paid better

than spinning. By this night work, by the summer work of cutting peats

and mowing grass, by the autumnal work of reaping barley and oats, and

the early winter work of taking up potatoes, the reverend gentleman

could average seven shillings a day besides beer. But meantime our

spiritual friend was poaching on the manors of the following people--of

the chamber counsel, of the attorney, of the professional accountant, of

the printer and compositor, of the notary public, of the scrivener, and

sometimes, we fear, of the sheriff's officer in arranging for special

bail. These very uncanonical services one might have fancied sufficient,

with spinning and spelling, for filling up the temporal cares of any one

man's time. But this restless Proteus masqueraded through a score of

other characters--as seedsman, harvester, hedger and ditcher, etc. We

have no doubt that he would have taken a job of paving; he would have

contracted for darning old Christopher's silk stockings, or for a mile

of sewerage; or he would have contracted to dispose by night of the

sewage (which the careful reader must not confound with the sewerage,

that being the ship and the sewage the freight). But all this coarse

labour makes a man's hands horny, and, what is worse, the starvation,

or, at least, impoverishment, of his intellect makes his mind horny;

and, what is worst of all in a clergyman, who is stationed as a watchman

on a church-steeple expressly to warn all others against the

all-besetting danger of worldliness, such an incessant preoccupation of

the heart by coarse and petty cares makes the spiritual apprehensiveness

and every organ of spiritual sensibility more horny than the hoofs of a

rhinoceros.

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