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THE POSTHUMOUS WORKS

OF

THOMAS DE QUINCEY

_EDITED FROM THE AUTHOR'S MSS., WITH INTRODUCTIONS AND NOTES_

BY

ALEXANDER H. JAPP LL.D., F.R.S.E.

_VOLUME II._

LONDON WILLIAM HEINEMANN 1893

[_All rights reserved_]

CONVERSATION AND COLERIDGE

With Other Essays

_CRITICAL, HISTORICAL, BIOGRAPHICAL, PHILOSOPHICAL, IMAGINATIVE AND

HUMOROUS_

BY

THOMAS DE QUINCEY

LONDON

WILLIAM HEINEMANN

1893

PREFACE.

All that is needful for me to say by way of Preface is that, as in the

case of the first volume, I have received much aid from Mrs. Baird Smith

and Miss De Quincey, and that Mr. J. R. McIlraith has repeated his

friendly service of reading the proofs.

ALEXANDER H. JAPP.

LONDON,

_March 1st, 1893._

CONTENTS.

CHAPTER PAGE

INTRODUCTION 1

I. CONVERSATION AND S. T. COLERIDGE 7

II. MR. FINLAY'S HISTORY OF GREECE 60

III. THE ASSASSINATION OF CÆSAR 91

IV. CICERO (SUPPLEMENTARY TO PUBLISHED ESSAY) 95

V. MEMORIAL CHRONOLOGY 107

VI. CHRYSOMANIA; OR, THE GOLD-FRENZY IN ITS PRESENT STAGE 157

VII. DEFENCE OF THE ENGLISH PEERAGE 169

VIII. THE ANTI-PAPAL MOVEMENT 174

IX. THEORY AND PRACTICE 182

X. POPE AND DIDACTIC POETRY 189

XI. SHAKSPEARE AND WORDSWORTH 197

XII. CRITICISM ON SOME OF COLERIDGE'S CRITICISMS OF WORDSWORTH 201

XIII. WORDSWORTH AND SOUTHEY: AFFINITIES AND DIFFERENCES 208

XIV. PRONUNCIATION 213

XV. THE JEWISH SCRIPTURES COULD HAVE BEEN WRITTEN IN NO MODERN ERA 221

XVI. DISPERSION OF THE JEWS, AND JOSEPHUS'S ENMITY TO CHRISTIANITY 225

XVII. CHRISTIANITY AS THE RESULT OF PRE-ESTABLISHED HARMONY 228

XVIII. THE MESSIANIC IDEA ROMANIZED 238

XIX. CONTRAST OF GREEK AND PERSIAN FEELING IN CERTAIN ASPECTS 241

XX. OMITTED PASSAGES AND VARIED READINGS 244

1. Dinner 244

2. Omitted Passages from the Review of Bennett's Ceylon 246

3. Gillman's Coleridge 255

4. Why Scripture does not Deal with Science ('Pagan Oracles') 257

5. Variation on a Famous Passage in 'The Daughter of Lebanon' 260

DE QUINCEY'S POSTHUMOUS WORKS.

_INTRODUCTION._

All that needs to be said in the way of introduction to this volume will

best take the form of notes on the articles which it contains.

I. '_Conversation and S. T. Coleridge._' This article, which was found

in a tolerably complete condition, may be regarded as an attempt to deal

with the subject in a more critical and searching, and at the same time

more sympathetic and inclusive spirit, than is apparent in any former

essay. It keeps clear entirely of the field of personal reminiscence;

and if it glances at matters on which dissent must be entered to the

views of Coleridge, it is still unvaryingly friendly and reverent

towards the subject. It is evidently of a later date than either the

'Reminiscences of Coleridge' in the 'Recollections of the Lakes' series,

or the article on 'Coleridge and Opium-Eating,' and may be accepted as

De Quincey's supplementary and final deliverance on Coleridge. The

beautiful apostrophe to the name of Coleridge, which we have given as a

kind of motto to the essay, was found attached to one of the sheets;

and, in spite of much mutilation and mixing of the pages with those of

other articles, as we originally found them, it was for the most part so

clearly written and carefully punctuated, that there can be no doubt,

when put together, we had it before us very much as De Quincey meant to

publish it had he found a fitting chance to do so. For such an article

as this neither _Tait_ nor _Hogg's Instructor_ afforded exactly the

proper medium, but rather some quarterly review, or magazine such as

_Blackwood_. We have given, in an appended note to this essay, some

corroboration from the poems of Coleridge of the truth of De Quincey's

words about the fatal effect on a nature like that of Coleridge of the

early and very sudden death of his father, his separation from his

mother, and his transference to Christ's Hospital, London.

II. _Mr. Finlay's_ '_History of Greece_.' This essay is totally

different, alike in the advances De Quincey makes to the subject, the

points taken up, and the general method of treatment, from the essay on

Mr. Finlay's volumes which appears in the Collected Works. It would seem

as though De Quincey, in such a topic as this, found it utterly

impossible to exhaust the points that had suggested themselves to him on

a careful reading of such a work, in the limits of one article; and

that, in this case, as in some others, he elaborated a second article,

probably with a view to finding a place for it in a different magazine

or review. In this, however, he either did not succeed, or, on his own

principle of the opium-eater never really finishing anything, retreated

from the practical work of pushing his wares with editors even after he

had finished them. At all events, we can find no trace of this article,

or any part of it, having ever been published. The Eastern Roman Empire

was a subject on which he might have written, not merely a couple of

review articles, but a volume, as we are sure anyone competent to judge

will, on carefully reading these articles, at once admit. This essay,

too, was found in a very complete condition, when the various pages had

been brought together and arranged. This is true of all save the last

few pages, which existed more in the form of notes, yet are perfectly

clear and intelligible; the leading thoughts being distinctly put,

though not followed out in any detail, or with the illustration which he

could so easily have given them.

III. '_The Assassination of Cæsar_.' This was clearly meant to be

inserted at the close of the first section of 'The Cæsars,' but was at

the last moment overlooked, though without it the text there, as it

stands in the Collected Works, is, for De Quincey, perhaps too hurried

and business-like.

IV. The little article on '_Cicero_' is evidently meant as a

supplementary note to the article on that eminent man, as it appears in

the Collected Works. Why De Quincey, when preparing these volumes for

the press, did not work it into his text is puzzling, as it develops

happily some points which he has there dwelt on, and presents in a very

effective and compact style the mingled feelings with which the great

Proconsul quitted his office in Cilicia, and his feelings on arriving at

Rome.

V. _Memorial Chronology._--This is a continuation of that already

published under the same title in the Collected Works. In a note from

the publishers, preceding the portion already given in the sixteenth

volume of the original edition, and the fourteenth of Professor Masson's

edition, it is said: 'This article was written about twenty years ago

[1850], and is printed here for the first time from the author's _MS_.

It was his intention to have continued the subject, but this was never

done.' From the essay we now present it will be seen that this last

statement is only in a modified sense true--the more that the portion

published in the Messrs. Black's editions is, on the whole, merely

introductory, and De Quincey's peculiar _technica memoria_ is not there

even indicated, which it is, with some degree of clearness, in the

following pages, and these may be regarded as presenting at least the

leading outlines of what the whole series would have been.

De Quincey's method, after having fixed a definite accepted point of

departure, was to link the memory of events to a period made signal by

identity of figures. Thus, he finds the fall of Assyria, the first of

the Olympiads, and the building of Rome to date from about the year 777

B.C. That is his starting-point in definite chronology. Then he takes up

the period from 777 to 555; from 555 to 333, and so on.

De Quincey was writing professedly for ladies only, and not for

scholars; and that his acknowledged leading obstacle was the

semi-mythical wilderness of all early oriental history is insisted on

with emphasis. The way in which he triumphs over this obstacle is

certainly characteristic and ingenious. Though the latter part is

fragmentary, it is suggestive; and from the whole a fair conception may

be formed of what the finished work would have been had De Quincey been

able to complete it, and of the eloquence with which he would have

relieved the mere succession of dates and figures.

It is clear that in the original form, though the papers were written

for ladies, the phantasy of a definite 'Charlotte' as fair

correspondent had not suggested itself to him; and that he had recourse

to this only in the final rewriting, and would have applied it to the

whole had he been spared to pursue his plan of recast and revision for

the Collected Works, as it was his intention to have done. Mrs. Baird

Smith remembers very clearly her father's many conversations on this

subject and his leading ideas--it was, in fact, a pet scheme of his; and

it is therefore the more to be regretted that his final revision only

embraced a small portion of the matter which he had already written.

It only needs to be added that, at the time De Quincey wrote,

exploration in Assyria and Egypt, not to speak of discovery in Akkad,

had made but little way compared with what has now been accomplished,

else certain passages in this essay would no doubt have been somewhat

modified.

VI. The article entitled '_Chrysomania; or the Gold Frenzy at its

Present Stage_', was evidently written after the two articles which

appeared in _Hogg's Instructor_. Not improbably it was felt that the

readers of _Hogg's Instructor_ had already had enough on the Gold Craze,

and this it was deemed better not to publish; but it has an interest as

supplementing much that De Quincey had said in these papers, and is a

happy illustration of his style in dealing with such subjects. Evidently

the editor of _Hogg's Instructor_ was hardly so attracted by these

papers as by others of De Quincey's; for we find that he had excised

some of the notes.

VII. '_The Defence of the English Peerage_' is printed because, although

it does not pretend to much detail or research, it shows anew De

Quincey's keen interest in the events of English history, and his vivid

appreciation of the peerage as a means of quickening and reviving in

the minds of the people the memorable events with which the earlier

bearers of these ancient titles had been connected.

VIII. The '_Anti-Papal Movement_' may be taken to attest once more De

Quincey's keen interest in all the topics of the day, political, social,

and ecclesiastical.

IX. The section on literature more properly will be interesting to many

as exhibiting some new points of contact with Wordsworth and Southey.

X. The articles on the '_Dispersion of the Jews_,' and on '_Christianity

as the result of a Pre-established Harmony_,' will, we think, be found

interesting by theologians as well as by readers generally, as attesting

not only the keen interest of De Quincey in these and allied subjects,

but also his penetration and keen grasp, and his faculty of felicitous

illustration, by which ever and anon he lights up the driest subjects.

_I. CONVERSATION AND S. T. COLERIDGE._

Oh name of Coleridge, that hast mixed so much with the

trepidations of our own agitated life, mixed with the

beatings of our love, our gratitude, our trembling hope;

name destined to move so much of reverential sympathy and so

much of ennobling strife in the generations yet to come, of

our England at home, of our other Englands on the St.

Lawrence, on the Mississippi, on the Indus and Ganges, and

on the pastoral solitudes of Austral climes!

What are the great leading vices of conversation as generally

managed?--vices that are banished from the best society by the

legislation of manners, not by any intellectual legislation, but in

other forms of society, and exactly as it approaches to the character of

vulgarism, disturbing all approaches to elegance in conversation, and

disorganizing it as a thing capable of unity or of progress? These vices

are, first, disputation; secondly, garrulity; thirdly, the spirit of

interruption.

I. I lay it down as a rule, but still reserving their peculiar rights

and exceptions to young Scotchmen for whom daily disputing is a sort of

daily bread, that the man who disputes is a monster, and that he ought

to be expelled from civilized society. Or could not a compromise be

effected for disputatious people, by allowing a private disputing room

in all hotels, as they have private rooms for smoking? I have heard of

two Englishmen, gentlemanly persons, but having a constitutional _furor_

for boxing, who quieted their fighting instincts in this way. It was

not glory which they desired, but mutual punishment, given and taken

with a hearty goodwill. Yet, as their feelings of refinement revolted

from making themselves into a spectacle of partisanship for the public

to bet on, they retired into a ball-room, and locked the doors, so that

nothing could transpire of the campaigns within except from the

desperate rallies and floorings which were heard, or from the bloody

faces which were seen on their issuing. A limited admission, it was

fancied, might have been allowed to select friends; but the courteous

refusal of both parties was always 'No; the pounding was strictly

confidential.' Now, pray, gentlemen disputers, could you not make your

pounding 'strictly confidential'? My chief reasons for doing so I will

mention:

1. That disputing is in bad tone; it is vulgar, and essentially the

resource of uncultured people.

2. It argues want of intellectual power, or, in any case, want of

intellectual development. It is because men find it easier to talk by

disputing than by _not_ disputing that so many people resort to this

coarse expedient for calling the wind into the sails of conversation. To

move along in the key of contradiction is the cheapest of all devices

for purchasing a power that is not your own. You are then carried along

by a towing-line attached to another vessel. There is no free power.

Always your antagonist predetermines the course of your own movement;

and you his. What _he_ says, you unsay. He affirms, you deny. He knits,

you unknit. Always you are servile to _him_; and he to _you_. Yet even

that system of motion in reverse of another motion, of mere antistrophe

or dancing backward what the strophe had danced forward, is better after

all, you say, than standing stock still. For instance, it might have

been tedious enough to hear Mr. Cruger disputing every proposition that

Burke advanced on the Bristol hustings; yet even _that_ some people

would prefer to Cruger's single observation, viz., 'I say _ditto_ to Mr.

Burke.' Every man to his taste: I, for one, should have preferred Mr.

Cruger's _ditto_.[1] But why need we have a _ditto_, a simple _affirmo_,

because we have _not_ an eternal _nego_? The proper spirit of

conversation moves in the general key of assent, but still not therefore

of mere iteration, but still each bar of the music is different. Nature

surely does not repeat herself, yet neither does she maintain the

eternal variety of her laughing beauty by constantly contradicting

herself, and quite as little by monotonously repeating herself. Her

samenesses are differences.

II. Of the evils of garrulity, which, like the ceaseless droppings

of water, will eat into the toughest rock of patience and

self-satisfaction, I have spoken at considerable length elsewhere. Its

evils are so evident that they hardly call for further illustration. The

garrulous man, paradoxical as it may seem to say it, is a kind of

pickpocket without intending to steal anything--nay, rather he is fain

to please you by placing something in your pocket--though too often it

is like the egg of the cuckoo in the nest of another bird.

III. Now, as to _Interruption_, what's to be done? It is a question that

I have often considered. For the evil is great, and the remedy occult. I

look upon a man that interrupts another in conversation as a monster

far less excusable than a cannibal; yet cannibals (though,

comparatively with _interrupters_, valuable members of society) are

rare, and, even where they are _not_ rare, they don't practise as

cannibals every day: it is but on sentimental occasions that the

exhibition of cannibalism becomes general. But the monsters who

interrupt men in the middle of a sentence are to be found everywhere;

and they are always practising. Red-letter days or black-letter days,

festival or fast, makes no difference to _them_. This enormous nuisance

I feel the more, because it is one which I never retaliate. Interrupted

in every sentence, I still practise the American Indian's politeness of

never interrupting. What, absolutely _never_? Is there _no_ case in

which I should? If a man's nose, or ear, as sometimes happens in high

latitudes, were suddenly and visibly frost-bitten, so as instantly to

require being rubbed with snow, I conceive it lawful to interrupt that

man in the most pathetic sentence, or even to ruin a whole paragraph of

his prose. You can never indeed give him back the rhetoric which you

have undermined; _that_ is true; but neither could he, in the

alternative case, have given back to himself the nose which you have

saved.

I contend also, against a great casuist in this matter, that had you

been a friend of Æschylus, and distinctly observed that absurd old

purblind eagle that mistook (or pretended to mistake) the great poet's

bald head--that head which created the Prometheus and the Agamemnon--for

a white tablet of rock, and had you interrupted the poet in his talk at

the very moment when the bird was dropping a lobster on the sacred

cranium, with the view of unshelling the lobster, but unaware that at

the same time he was unshelling a great poet's brain, you would have

been fully justified. An impertinence it would certainly have been to

interrupt a sentence as undeniable in its Greek as any which that

gentleman can be supposed to have turned out, but still the eagle's

impertinence was greater.[2] That would have been your excuse. Æschylus,

or my friend the casuist, is not to be listened to in his very learned

arguments _contra_.

Short of these cases, nothing can justify an interruption; and such

cases surely cannot be common, since how often can we suppose it to

happen that an eagle has a lobster to break just at the moment when a

tragic poet is walking abroad without his hat? What the reader's

experience may have been, of course, is unknown to me; but, for my own

part, I hardly meet with such a case twice in ten years, though I know

an extensive circle of tragic poets, and a reasonable number of bald

heads; eagles certainly not so many--they are but few on my visiting

list; and indeed, if that's their way of going on--cracking literary

skulls without leave asked or warning given--the fewer one knows the

better. If, then, a long life hardly breeds a case in which it is

strictly lawful to interrupt a co-dialogist, what are we to think of

those who move in conversation by the very principle of interruption?

And a variety of the nuisance there is, which I consider equally bad.

Men, that do not absolutely interrupt you, are yet continually _on the

fret_ to do so, and undisguisedly on the fret all the time you are

speaking. To invent a Latin word which ought to have been invented

before my time, 'non interrumpunt at _interrupturiunt_.' You can't talk

in peace for such people; and as to prosing, which I suppose you've a

right to do by _Magna Charta_, it is quite out of the question when a

man is looking in your face all the time with a cruel expression in his

eye amounting to 'Surely, that's enough!' or a pathetic expression which

says, '_Have_ you done?' throwing a dreadful reproach into the _Have_.

In Cumberland, at a farmhouse where I once had lodgings for a week or

two, a huge dog as high as the dining-table used to plant himself in a

position to watch all my motions at dinner. Being alone, and either

reading or thinking, at first I did not observe him; but as soon as I

did, and noticed that he pursued each rising and descent of my fork as

the poet 'with wistful eyes pursues the setting sun,' that unconsciously

he mimicked and rehearsed all the notes and _appoggiaturas_ that make up

the successive bars in the music of eating one's dinner, I was compelled

to rise, and say, 'My good fellow, I can't stand this; will you do me

the favour to accept anything on my plate at this moment? And to-morrow

I'll endeavour to arrange for your being otherwise employed at this hour

than in watching _me_.' It seems a weakness, but I really cannot eat

anything under the oppression of an envious _surveillance_ like that

dog's. A man said to me, 'Oh, what need you care about _him_? He has had

_his_ dinner long ago.' True, at twelve or one o'clock; but at six he

might want another; but, if he thinks so himself, the result is the

same. And that result is what the whole South of Frankistan[3] calls the

_evil eye_. Wanting dinner, when he sees another person in the very act

of dining, the dog (though otherwise an excellent creature) must be

filled with envy; and envy is so contagiously allied to malice, that in

elder English one word expresses both those dark modifications of

hatred. The dog's eye therefore, without any consciousness on his own

part, becomes in such a case _an evil eye_: upon me, at least, it fell

with as painful an effect as any established eye of that class could do

upon the most superstitious Portuguese.

Now, such exactly is the eye of any man that, without actually

interrupting one, threatens by his impatient manner as often as one

begins to speak. It has a blighting effect upon one's spirits. And the

only resource is to say frankly (as I said to the dog), 'Would you

oblige me, sir, by taking the whole of the talk into your own hands? Do

not for ever threaten to do so, but at once boldly lay an interdict upon

any other person's speaking.'

To those who suffer from nervous irritability, the man that suspends

over our heads his _threat_ of interruption by constant impatience, is

even a more awful person to face than the actual interrupter. Either of

them is insufferable; and in cases where the tone of prevailing manners

is not vigorous enough to put such people down, or where the individual

monster, being not _couchant_ or _passant_, but (heraldically speaking)

_rampant_, utterly disregards all restraints that are not enforced by a

constable, the question comes back with greater force than ever, which I

stated at the beginning of this article, 'What's to be done?'

I really cannot imagine. Despair seizes me 'with her icy fangs,' unless

the reader can suggest something; or unless he can improve on a plan of

my own sketching.

As a talker for effect, as a _bravura_ artist in conversation, no one

has surpassed Coleridge. There is a Spanish proverb, that he who has not

seen Seville, has seen nothing. And I grieve to inform the present

unfortunate generation, born under an evil star, coming, in fact, into

the world a day after the fair, that, not having heard Coleridge, they

have _heard_--pretty much what the strangers to Seville have _seen_,

which (you hear from the Spaniards) amounts to nothing. _Nothing_ is

hardly a thing to be proud of, and yet it has its humble advantages. To

have heard Coleridge was a thing to remember with pride as a trophy, but

with pain as a trophy won by some personal sacrifice. To have heard

Coleridge has now indeed become so great a distinction, that if it were

transferable, and a man could sell it by auction, the biddings for it

would run up as fast as for a genuine autograph of Shakespeare. The

story is current under a thousand forms of the man who piqued himself on

an interview which he had once enjoyed with royalty; and, being asked

what he could repeat to the company of his gracious Majesty's remarks,

being an honest fellow he confessed candidly that the King, happening to

be pressed for time, had confined himself to saying, 'Dog, stand out of

my horse's way'; and many persons that might appear as claimants to the

honour of having conversed with Coleridge could perhaps report little

more of personal communication than a courteous request from the great

man not to interrupt him. Inevitably, however, from this character of

the Coleridgean conversation arose certain consequences, which are too

much overlooked by those who bring it forward as a model or as a

splendid variety in the proper art of conversation. And speaking myself

as personally a witness to the unfavourable impression left by these

consequences, I shall not scruple in this place to report them with

frankness.

At the same time, having been heretofore publicly misrepresented and

possibly because misunderstood as to the temper in which I spoke of

Coleridge, and as though I had violated some duty of friendship in

uttering a truth not flattering after his death, I wish so far to

explain the terms on which we stood as to prevent any similar

misconstruction. It would be impossible in any case for me to attempt a

Plinian panegyric, or a French _éloge_. Not that I think such forms of

composition false, any more than an advocate's speech, or a political

partisan's: it is understood from the beginning that they are one-sided;

but still true according to the possibilities of truth when caught from

an angular and not a central station. There is even a pleasure as from a

gorgeous display, and a use as from a fulness of unity, in reading a

grand or even pompous laudatory oration upon a man like Leibnitz, or

Newton, which neglects all his errors or blemishes. This abstracting

view I could myself adopt as to a man whom I had learned to know from

books, but not as to one whom I knew also from personal intercourse. His

faults and his greatness are then too much intertwisted. There is still

something unreal in the knowledge of men through books; with which is

compatible a greater flexibility of estimate. But the absolute realities

of life acting upon any mind of deep sincerity do not leave the same

liberty of suppression or concealment. In that case, the reader may

perhaps say, and wherever the relations of the writer to a deceased man

prescribe many restraints of tenderness or delicacy, would it not be

better to forbear speaking at all? Certainly; and I go on therefore to

say that my own relations to Coleridge were not of that nature. I had

the greatest admiration for his intellectual powers, which in one

direction I thought and think absolutely unrivalled on earth; I had also

that sort of love for him which arises naturally as a rebound from

intense admiration, even where there is little of social congeniality.

But, in any stricter sense of the word, _friends_ we were not. For years

we met at intervals in society; never once estranged by any the

slightest shadow of a quarrel or a coolness. But there were reasons,

arising out of original differences in our dispositions and habits,

which would probably have forever prevented us, certainly _did_ prevent

us, from being confidential friends. Yet, if we had been such, even the

more for that reason the sincerity of my nature would oblige me to speak

freely if I spoke at all of anything which I might regard as amongst his

errors. For the perfection of genial homage, one may say, in the

expression of Petronius Arbiter, _Præcipitandus est liber spiritus_, the

freedom of the human spirit must be thrown headlong through the whole

realities of the subject, without picking or choosing, without garbling

or disguising. It yet remains as a work of the highest interest, to

estimate (but for that to display) Coleridge in his character of great

philosophic thinker, in which character he united perfections that never

_were_ united but in three persons on this earth, in himself, in Plato

(as many suppose), and in Schelling, viz., the utmost expansion and in

some paths the utmost depths of the searching intellect with the utmost

sensibility to the powers and purposes of Art: whilst, as a creator in

Art, he had pretensions which neither Plato nor Schelling could make.

His powers as a Psychologist (not as a Metaphysician) seem to me

absolutely unrivalled on earth. And had his health been better, so as

to have sustained the natural cheerfulness towards which his nature

tended, had his pecuniary embarrassments been even moderately lightened

in their pressure, and had his studies been more systematically directed

to one end--my conviction is that he would have left a greater

philosophic monument of his magnificent mind than Aristotle, or Lord

Bacon, or Leibnitz.

With these feelings as to the pretensions of Coleridge, I am not likely

to underrate anything which he did. But a thing may be very difficult to

do, very splendid when done, and yet false in its principles, useless in

its results, memorable perhaps by its impression at the time, and yet

painful on the whole to a thoughtful retrospect. In dancing it is but

too common that an intricate _pas seul_, in funambulism that a dangerous

feat of equilibration, in the Grecian art of _desultory_ equitation

(where a single rider governs a plurality of horses by passing from one

to another) that the flying contest with difficulty and peril, may

challenge an anxiety of interest, may bid defiance to the possibility of

inattention, and yet, after all, leave the jaded spectator under a sense

of distressing tension given to his faculties. The sympathy is with the

difficulties attached to the effort and the display, rather than with

any intellectual sense of power and skill genially unfolded under

natural excitements. It would be idle to cite Madame de Staël's remark

on one of these meteoric exhibitions, viz., that Mr. Coleridge possessed

the art of monologue in perfection, but not that of the dialogue; yet it

comes near to hitting the truth from her point of view. The habit of

monologue which Coleridge favoured lies open to three fatal objections:

1. It is antisocial in a case expressly meant by its final cause for the

triumph of sociality; 2. It refuses all homage to women on an arena

expressly dedicated to their predominance; 3. It is essentially fertile

in _des longueurs_. Could there be imagined a trinity of treasons

against the true tone of social intercourse more appalling to a Parisian

taste?

In a case such as this, where Coleridge was the performer, I myself

enter less profoundly into the brilliant woman's horror, for the reason

that, having originally a necessity almost morbid for the intellectual

pleasures that depend on solitude, I am constitutionally more careless

about the luxuries of conversation. I see them; like them in the rare

cases where they flourish, but do not require them. Not sympathizing,

therefore, with the lady's horror in its intensity, I yet find my

judgment in harmony with hers. The evils of Coleridgean talk, even

managed by a Coleridge, were there, and they fixed themselves

continually on my observation:

I. It defeats the very end of social meetings. Without the excitement

from a reasonable number of auditors, and some novelty in the

composition of his audience, Coleridge was hardly able to talk his best.

Now, at the end of some hours, it struck secretly on the good sense of

the company. Was it reasonable to have assembled six, ten, or a dozen

persons for the purpose of hearing a prelection? Would not the time have

been turned to more account, even as regarded the object which they had

substituted for _social_ pleasure, in studying one of Coleridge's

printed works?--since there his words were stationary and not flying, so

that notes might be taken down, and questions proposed by way of letter,

on any impenetrable difficulties; whereas in a stream of oral teaching,

which ran like the stream of destiny, impassive to all attempts at

interruption, difficulties for ever arose to irritate your nervous

system at the moment, and to vex you permanently by the recollection

that they had prompted a dozen questions, every one of which you had

forgotten through the necessity of continuing to run alongside with the

speaker, and through the impossibility of saying, 'Halt, Mr. Coleridge!

Pull up, I beseech you, if it were but for two minutes, that I may try

to fathom that last sentence.' This in all conversation is one great

evil, viz., the substitution of an alien purpose for the natural and

appropriate purpose. Not to be intellectual in a direct shape, but to be

intellectual through sociality, is the legitimate object of a social

meeting. It may be right, medically speaking, that a man should be

shampooed; but it cannot be right that, having asked him to dine, you

should decline dinner and substitute a shampooing. This a man would be

apt to call by the shorter name of a _sham_.

II. It diminishes the power of the talking performer himself. Seeming to

have more, the man has less. For a man is never thrown upon his mettle,

nor are his true resources made known even to himself, until to some

extent he finds himself resisted (or at least modified) by the reaction

of those around him. That day, says Homer, robs a man of half his value

which sees him made a slave. But to be an autocrat is as perilous as to

be a slave. And supposing Homer to have been introduced to Coleridge

(a supposition which a learned man at my elbow pronounces

intolerable--'It's an anachronism, sir, a base anachronism!' Well, but

one may _suppose_ anything, however base), Homer would have observed to

me, as we came away from the _soirée_, 'In my opinion, our splendid

friend S. T. C. would have been the better for a few kicks on the

shins. That day takes away half of a man's talking value which raises

him into an irresponsible dictator to his company.'

III. It diminishes a man's power in another way less obvious, but not

less certain. I had often occasion to remark how injurious it was to the

impression of Coleridge's finest displays where the minds of the hearers

had been long detained in a state of passiveness. To understand fully,

to sympathise deeply, it was essential that they should react. Absolute

inertia produced inevitable torpor. I am not supposing any indocility,

or unwillingness to listen. Generally it might be said that merely to

find themselves in that presence argued sufficiently in the hearers a

cheerful dedication of themselves to a dutiful patience.

The mistake, in short, is to suppose that the particular power of talk

Coleridge had was a _nuance_ or modification of what is meant by

conversational power; whereas it was the direct antithesis: it differed

diametrically. So much as he had of his own peculiar power, so much more

alien and remote was he from colloquial power. This remark should be

introduced by observing that Madame de Staël's obvious criticism passes

too little unvalued or unsearched either by herself or others. She

fancied it an accidental inclination or a caprice, or a sort of

self-will or discourtesy or inattention. No; it was a faculty in polar

opposition to the true faculty of conversation.

Coleridge was copious, and not without great right, upon the subject of

Art. It is a subject upon which we personally are very impatient, and

(as Mrs. Quickly expresses it) peevish, as peevish as Rugby in his

prayers.[4] Is this because we know too much about Art? Oh, Lord bless

you, no! We know too little about it by far, and our wish is--to know

more. But _that_ is difficult; so many are the teachers, who by accident

had never any time to learn; so general is the dogmatism; and, worse

than all, so inveterate is the hypocrisy, wherever the graces of liberal

habits and association are supposed to be dependent upon a particular

mode of knowledge. To know nothing of theology or medicine has a sort of

credit about it; so far at least it is clear that you are not

professional, and to that extent the chances are narrowed that you get

your bread out of the public pocket. To be sure, it is still possible

that you may be a stay-maker, or a rat-catcher. But these are

out-of-the-way vocations, and nobody adverts to such narrow

possibilities. Now, on the other hand, to be a connoisseur in painting

or in sculpture, supposing always that you are no practising artist, in

other words, supposing that you know nothing about the subject, implies

that you must live amongst _comme-il-faut_ people who possess pictures

and casts to look at; else how the deuce could you have got your

knowledge--or, by the way, your ignorance, which answers just as well

amongst those who are not peevish. We, however, _are_ so, as we have

said already. And what made us peevish, in spite of strong original

_stamina_ for illimitable indulgence to all predestined bores and

nuisances in the way of conversation, was--not the ignorance, not the

nonsense, not the contradictoriness of opinion--no! but the false,

hypocritical enthusiasm about objects for which in reality they cared

not the fraction of a straw. To hear these bores talk of educating the

people to an acquaintance with what they call 'high art'! Ah, heavens,

mercifully grant that the earth may gape for us before _our_ name is

placed on any such committee! 'High art,' indeed! First of all, most

excellent bores, would you please to educate the people into the high

and mysterious art of boiling potatoes. We, though really owning no

particular duty or moral obligation of boiling potatoes, really _can_

boil them very decently in any case arising of public necessity for our

services; and if the art should perish amongst men, which seems likely

enough, so long as _we_ live, the public may rely upon it being

restored. But as to women, as to the wives of poor hard-working men, not

one in fifty can boil a potato into a condition that is not ruinous to

the digestion. And we have reason to know that the Chartists, on their

great meditated outbreak, having hired a six-pounder from a pawnbroker,

meant to give the signal for insurrection at dinner-time, because (as

they truly observed) cannon-balls, hard and hot, would then be plentiful

on every table. God sends potatoes, we all know; but _who_ it is that

sends the boilers of potatoes, out of civility to the female sex, we

decline to say.

Well, but this (you say) is a digression. Why, true; and a digression is

often the cream of an article. However, as you dislike it, let us

_re_gress as fast as possible, and scuttle back from the occult art of

boiling potatoes to the much more familiar one of painting in oil. Did

Coleridge really understand this art? Was he a sciolist, was he a

pretender, or did he really judge of it from a station of

heaven-inspired knowledge? A hypocrite Coleridge never was upon any

subject; he never affected to know when secretly he felt himself

ignorant. And yet, of the topics on which he was wont eloquently to hold

forth, there was none on which he was less satisfactory--none on which

he was more acute, yet none on which he was more prone to excite

contradiction and irritation, if that had been allowed.

Here, for example, is a passage from one of his lectures on art:

'It is sufficient that philosophically we understand that in all

imitations two elements must coexist, and not only coexist, but must be

perceived as existing. Those two constituent elements are likeness and

unlikeness, or sameness and difference, and in all genuine creations of

art there must be a union of these disparates. The artist may take this

point of view where he pleases, provided that the desired effect be

perceptibly produced, that there be likeness in the difference,

difference in the likeness, and a reconcilement of both in one. If there

be likeness to nature without any check of difference, the result is

disgusting, and the more complete the delusion the more loathsome the

effect. Why are such simulations of nature as wax-work figures of men

and women so disagreeable? Because, not finding the motion and the life

all we expected, we are shocked as by a falsehood, every circumstance of

detail, which before induced you to be interested, making the distance

from truth more palpable. You set out with a supposed reality, and are

disappointed and disgusted with the deception; whilst in respect to a

work of genuine imitation you begin with an acknowledged total

difference, and then every touch of nature gives you the pleasure of an

approximation to truth.'

In this exposition there must be some oversight on the part of

Coleridge. He tells us in the beginning that, if there be 'likeness to

nature without any check of difference, the result is disgusting.' But

the case of the wax-work, which is meant to illustrate this proposition,

does not at all conform to the conditions; the result is disgusting

certainly, but not from any want of difference to control the sameness,

for, on the contrary, the difference is confessedly too revolting; and

apparently the distinction between the two cases described is simply

this--that in the illegitimate case of the wax-work the likeness comes

first and the unlikeness last, whereas in the other case this order is

reversed. But that distinction will neither account _in fact_ for the

difference of effect; nor, if it _did_, would it account upon any reason

or ground suggested by Coleridge for such a difference. Let us consider

this case of wax-work a little more vigilantly, and then perhaps we may

find out both why it is that some men unaffectedly _are_ disgusted by

wax-work; and secondly, why it is that, if trained on just principles of

reflective taste, all men _would_ be so affected.

As a matter not altogether without importance, we may note that even the

frailty of the material operates to some extent in disgusting us with

wax-work. A higher temperature of the atmosphere, it strikes us too

forcibly, would dispose the waxen figures to melt; and in colder seasons

the horny fist of a jolly boatswain would 'pun[5] them into shivers'

like so many ship-biscuits. The grandeur of permanence and durability

transfers itself or its expression from the material to the impression

of the artifice which moulds it, and crystallizes itself in the effect.

We see continually very ingenious imitations of objects cut out in paper

filigree; there have been people who showed as much of an artist's eye

in this sort of work, and of an artist's hand, as Miss Linwood of the

last generation in her exquisite needlework; in both cases a trick, a

_tour-de-main_, was raised into the dignity of a fine art; and yet,

because the slightness of the material too emphatically proclaims the

essential perishableness of the result, nobody views such modes of art

with more even of a momentary interest than the morning wreaths of smoke

ascending so beautifully from a cottage chimney, or cares much to

preserve them. The traceries of hoar frost upon the windows of inhabited

rooms are not only beautiful in the highest degree, but have been shown

in several French memoirs to obey laws of transcendental geometry, and

also to obey physical laws of startling intricacy. These lovely forms of

almighty nature wear the grandeur of mystery, of floral beauty, and of

science (immanent science) not always fathomable.[6] They are anything

but capricious. Solomon in all his glory was not arrayed like _them_;

and yet, simply because the sad hand of mortality is upon them, because

they are dedicated to death, because on genial days they will have

passed into the oblivion of graves before the morning sun has mounted to

his meridian, we do not so much as honour them with a transient stare

from the breakfast-table. Ah, wretches that we are, the horrid

carnalities of tea and toast, or else the horrid bestialities in morning

journals of Chartists and Cobdenites at home, of Red Ruffians abroad,

draw off our attention from the chonchoids and the cycloids pencilled by

the Eternal Geometrician! and these celestial traceries of the dawn,

which neither Da Vinci nor Raphaello was able to have followed as a

mimic, far less as a rival, we regard as a nuisance claiming the

attentions of the window-cleaner; even as the spider's web, that might

absorb an angel into reverie, is honoured amongst the things banned by

the housemaid. But _the_ reason why the wax-work disgusts is that it

seeks to reproduce in literal detail the traits that should be softened

under a general diffusive impression; the likeness to nature is

presented in what is essentially fleeting and subsidiary, and the 'check

of difference' is found also in this very literality, and not in any

effort of the etherealizing imagination, as it is in all true works of

art; so that the case really stands the exact opposite of that which

Coleridge had given in his definition.[7]

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