NEW RULES FOR "PIT"

[_On the authority of the Athenæum Club_]

(1) The table shall be firmly clamped to the ground, and the cards

shall be of metal not less than ¼ inch thick, with rounded corners.

(2) Any player who speaks in such an audible voice that the position of

the roof is altered shall be forced to make the damage good.

(3) No player shall use a megaphone or speaking-trumpet of any kind.

(4) Muffin-bells may only be employed by players who have formed a

"corner," and desire to communicate this fact to other players.

[Illustration: "THE EARTHLY PARADISE."--"What reason did he give for

wishing to break off the engagement so soon?" "He said the report that

he was engaged to me had not extended his credit nearly as much as he

had hoped for."]

(5) If a player has called "corner," and is found to have only eight

similar cards in his hand, the game shall be continued without him. His

remains may be removed at leisure.

(6) "Progressive Pit" with more than four tables shall only be played

in a house which is at least five miles in any direction from other

inhabited buildings.

(7) No person who is not a player shall approach while a game is in

progress, except in the case when a player faints across the table and

so obstructs the play.

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