HOPELESS
He sat in a big old-fashioned chair in the living room with his injured
foot upon a stool, in deference to the powers that be. There was a knock
on the front door and presently young Mr. Ebin Talbot, scoutmaster,
poked his head around the casing of the living room in a way of mock
temerity.
“May I come in and have a look at the wonder of wonders?” he asked. “How
are we; getting better?”
“It hurts a little when I stand on it.”
“Then the best thing is not to stand on it, hey? Like the advice to a
young man about to stand on his head on a steeple--_Don’t_. Good advice,
huh? Well Herve, old boy, I’ve got you where I want you at last; your
foot’s hurt and you can’t get away from me. Did you ever hear the story
about the donkey that kicked the lion? Only the lion was dead. Well, I’m
the donkey and you’re the lion; I’ve got you where you can’t jump down
my neck. Do you know that was a crazy thing you did, Herve? You just put
yourself in my power. Maybe you did it so you wouldn’t have to go to
school, huh? Where’s your dad?”
“He’s at the store.”
“Have you heard about this conspiracy to send you to military school?”
Poor man, he was trying to reach Hervey by the good pal method. He drew
his chair close and spoke most confidentially. “I think we can beat it,”
he said.
“Leave it to me,” said Hervey.
“You’re not worrying?”
“I’d be there about three days,” said Hervey.
“I think you’d be there about three years, my boy.”
“What do you bet? Everybody’s calling me a crazy daredevil. Do you think
I wouldn’t be enough of a daredevil to get away from a military school?
Bimbo, that’s a cinch.”
It seemed to be something that Hervey was quite looking forward to; a
lure to new adventure. Mr. Talbot went on another tack.
“Well, I thought if we could slip you into the Scouts in time, we could
beat your dad to it.”
“I’ll beat them all to it, all right,” said Hervey vaguely. “They
arrested that wonder--even of two continents he’s a wonder--but I gave
them a good run. I nearly bit that feller’s hand off when he grabbed me.
Do you dare me that I won’t get away from military school?”
“Oh goodness no, but listen, Herve.” He became soft and serious. “You
can listen, can’t you? You haven’t got anything else to do--now. You
know that boy who put the jigamerig around your leg?”
“Carter--something like that?”
“You don’t remember his name, Herve? Wyne Corson. That fellow is in the
troop they’ve got down in the south end; they’ve got quite an outfit.
One of them--he’s just a kid--wants to have a hat like yours. When you
jumped, you jumped right into the hearts of the Raccoon Patrol; you
didn’t hit the tank at all. Well, that fellow was--now listen, here’s a
knockout for you. Do you know how those fellows happened to be at the
carnival last night?”
“Do you think I bother ringing canes?” said Hervey.
“Well, it’s good he won a kewpie doll, now isn’t it? But that’s not the
knockout. He won a prize yesterday and he was giving his patrol a kind
of a blowout last night at the carnival. I think there’s going to be a
shortage of pop-corn for the next forty-’leven years.”
“Well, yesterday morning he was up the river with that scout--that
little stocky fellow; did you notice him?”
“No.”
“Well, he noticed you. They were up on Blackberry Cliff; as near as I
can make out they’re always out for eats. There was a girl in a canoe
down below; she belongs in that white house right across from the cliff.
What I’m telling you is in this afternoon’s paper--you can see it. Well
sir, the canoe upset, and this Wyne, he dived from the Cliff--that’s
pretty high, you know, Herve, and he got her and swam to shore with
her--_now wait_. Here’s the punch. He gets the Ellen C. Bentley reward
for this year. You remember nobody got it last year. He goes on a trip
to California next summer--six weeks. Naturally he was feeling pretty
good last night. And he never told you a word about it! Think of those
two things that scout did yesterday! Dived from a cliff and saved a
life, won a trip across the continent, then put a what-d’ye-call-it
around your leg when you might have bled to death after making a crazy
dive that didn’t get you anything--not one blessed thing.”
“Do you think I didn’t have any fun?”
“Hervey, boy, why did you do it? Why--_why_ did you do it? A crazy fool
thing like that!” Hervey was silent, a trifle abashed by the seriousness
and vehemence of his visitor.
“Why did you do it?”
“I--I couldn’t help it.”
Young Ebin Talbot just looked at him as a wrestler might look, trying to
decide where to take his adversary. “I guess so,” he said low and
resignedly.
But he was not to be beaten so easily. “Hervey, there are only two boys
in this town who could do what Wyne Corson did, and he is one of them
and you’re the other one. Why are you never in the right place at the
right time?”
Hervey flared up, “Do you mean to tell me I don’t know any one who could
do that--what Wyne Corson did? Do you bet me I don’t?”
“Oh, for goodness’ sakes, Hervey! You did a hair-brained thing, a big
stunt if you will; and Corson did a heroic act. And here you are making
bets with me about something of no importance. What’s the matter with
you? Why I was paying you a compliment!”
“You said I don’t know anybody who could swim out like that. Do you say
I can’t--do you dare me----”
Young Mr. Talbot held up his hand impatiently. Hervey not only never did
the right thing, but he even couldn’t talk about the right thing. Like
many men who are genial in hope, he was impatient in failure. He had not
Mr. Walton’s tolerant squint.
“Please don’t dare me, Hervey. Dares and stunts never get a boy
anywhere.”
“How do you know how many fellers can do a thing?” Hervey demanded.
“Well, all right then, Hervey, I don’t,” said Mr. Talbot rising. “But
let me just say this to you. I know you could do what Corson did
yesterday and it was a glorious thing, and brings him high reward. Also,
if it’s any satisfaction for you to know it, I believe you could find a
way of escaping from a military school. You see, I give you full credit.
I think there is hardly a single thing that you could not do--except to
do something with a fine purpose. Just to stand on your head isn’t
enough; do you see? The first time you do a brave, reckless thing _for
service_ you’ll be the finest scout that ever lived. None of them can
touch you on action, but action means nothing without motive. It’s just
like a car jacked up and the wheels going round; it never gets
anywhere.”
“Didn’t I do a service to Diving Denniver?” Hervey demanded.
“Well, did you? Honor bright; did you? Did you want to help him? Was
that the idea? Come on now, Hervey. Fair and square, was it?”
“No, it wasn’t.”
“You did it because----”
“Didn’t I tell you it was because I couldn’t help it?” said Hervey
angrily.