STUNT OR SERVICE
The next thing he knew he was lying propped up against a tree and people
were crowding about him. He knew this was not in tribute to him for he
heard a voice say, “Some crazy little fool, all right.”
“Did you ’phone?” he heard some one ask.
“Yes, he’ll be here soon.”
“He isn’t the regular one, is he?” another asked.
“Don’t ask me,” another answered; “I just followed the crowd.”
All the while a boy in a scout suit was moving his hand around near
Hervey’s foot. Emerging from his stunned condition, Hervey had an odd
impression that this boy was stirring something in a bowl. Far off was
the monotonous, incessant music of the merry-go-round. Then, as Hervey
blinked his eyes and brushed his soaking hair back with a wet hand it
seemed as if this boy were playing the music, for his hand moved in time
with that muffled clamor. Hervey lapsed off into unconcern again and
closed his eyes. It was only giddiness. When he opened them again, he
watched the boy with a kind of detached curiosity. He felt a tightening
sensation in his leg. Then he realized that the boy had been drawing a
bandage tighter and tighter around his calf by revolving a stick. Still
Hervey was only vaguely interested.
“Stopped?” some one asked.
“Yep,” said the boy. He sat at Hervey’s feet with hands clasped around
his drawn-up knees. Soon he arose and stood looking as if to ascertain
on his own account if some one were coming.
“Who are you looking for?” Hervey asked weakly.
“The doctor,” answered the boy. He was a tall boy. As he stood looking,
he kicked something with his foot.
“What’s that?” Hervey asked.
The boy picked it up and dangled it in front of him, laughing. It was
just about recognizable as the body of a kewpie doll, and it was a
ghastly sight, for the head hung loose and the body was mangled and out
of shape. “Glad you’re not as bad off as that, hey?” said the scout. “I
won that blamed thing ringing canes and I got--I bet I got three yards
of cloth off it; there goes.” And twirling it cruelly by one leg, he
hurled it gayly over the heads of the throng.
“You people get away from here, go on,” said the robust voice of a
policeman. “Go on, all of yer, get away from here; he ain’t hurt much.
Go on, chase yourselves, you kids.”
“He can’t chase me anyway,” said Hervey.
“That’s a good one,” laughed the boy. “Nor me either; I’m the surgeon
general or whatever you call it.”
“You can’t chase me,” said Hervey to the policeman. “That’s where I’ve
got the laugh on you.”
“If I was your father, I’d chase you to the padded cell,” the policeman
commented, then busied himself clearing away the loiterers.
The scout examined his twisted bandage and gave it one more twist. Then
he sat down on the ground beside Hervey. Two or three men and the
policeman lingered about, but did not bother these two.
“That was some crazy stunt all right,” said the scout.
“Did I--where did I fall?” Hervey asked.
“You went in the tank, but only just, I guess. Your foot must have
knocked the edge; four of the electric bulbs were broken. I don’t think
there’s any glass in your foot; anyway, I stopped it bleeding. Gee, boy,
I did murder that kewpie doll! How the dickens did you happen to do
that, anyway?” Hervey told him briefly.
“_Good night_, some daredevil! I dived to-day, but I had the whole river
to dive in. Me for that tank stuff--_not_.”
“Are you a scout in this town?” Hervey asked. “Yep, South Farrelton. I
was here last night and I had my fortune told and the old woman told me
I’d be lucky. I was all right. And believe me, so were you.”
“How were you lucky?” Hervey asked.
“Oh, things came my way. I’m here with my patrol to-night; I guess the
cop chased them--good thing. They’d have trampled all over you.”
“They’re always chasing people,” Hervey said. “They came and got that
diving wonder even, they’re so blamed fresh. And he’s a wonder of two
continents. Anyway, I’m always lucky.”
“I’ll say you are!”
“I’m going out to Montana, maybe to South America. I bet you can do what
you want down there. They weave Panama hats under the water; gee, I bet
I could do that. I always land right side up, that’s one thing about
me.”
“It’s a darned good thing,” said the scout.
Hervey did not bother to ask him his name, but the boy told him; it was
Wyne Corson. “That’s a good first name, hey?” he said. “Wyne? It’s
better than _lose_. There’s a scout in our troop named Luze--they call
us Win and Lose. He’s a Hungarian on his great granddaughter’s side, I
guess. Here comes the crowd back; I guess the doctor’s coming.”
The doctor came and kneeled down, brisk, smiling and efficient. He
seemed not to take any interest in the spectacular exploit, only in the
injured foot. “Well, I guess you’re all right,” he said after treating
and bandaging the foot. “You won’t be able to run any marathon races
to-morrow.”
“Can I the next day?” Hervey asked.
“No, you can’t the next day,” the doctor laughed. “Who’s going to take
you home?”
Then he offered to do it himself and Wyne Corson got the hero’s brown
shirt and knickerbockers from the tent and maneuvered him into them. He
even placed the treasured hat on his head at an unconventional angle. He
seemed to have an inspired appreciation of Hervey’s bizarre character.
Then they helped him to the waiting car. Gaping stragglers watched the
self-appointed understudy of the diving wonder as he limped between the
doctor and the scout, past the enclosure of the five-legged calf, and
around the festooned platform where the merry dance was on. Whirling
couples paused to stare at him and one girl ran out and boldly inspected
the celebrity from head to foot. “Oh, he has the brightest eyes,” she
confided to her waiting partner, “and the funniest little hat with all
sorts of buttons on it. Do you know who he reminds me of? Peter Pan.”
At the doctor’s car half a dozen scouts stood about gazing at Hervey.
They hardly knew what to make of him, but they had a kind of instinctive
respect for him and showed it. I am not sure that this was just on
account of his daredevil exploit. There was something about him and
that’s all there is to it. Good or bad, he was different.
“Did I do the right thing?” Wyne Corson ventured to ask the doctor. He
had hoped he might be asked to accompany Hervey, but apparently this was
not to be.
“Oh yes indeed--the _only_ thing,” said the doctor. “You were on the job
and efficient and clever. That’s the kind of thing I like to see.”
“You ought to have seen what _he_ did,” Wyne ventured. Was he falling
for this cracked-brained youngster too?
“I don’t believe I’d care to see that,” said the doctor with brisk
good-humor.
And there stood Wyne Corson with his scout comrades about him. They did
not comment upon his efficiency nor the doctor’s ready compliment.
“Did he talk to you? What did he say?” asked one.
“Where does he live?” asked another.
“Is he friendly, sort of?” asked a third.
“For the love of Christopher, why didn’t you talk to him yourselves?”
laughed Wyne. “He wouldn’t eat you up. Come on, I’m going to treat to
ice cream again, then let’s go home.”