Whizzical Whams

By Whursmuhwhiski.

I stopped in a Music Store the other day, and while looking around, I saw

a stack of sheet music called “Toyland Sketches.” The first one I noticed

was called “The Arrival of the Teddy Bears.” Needless to say, I didn’t

look any further.

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Roses are red, violets are blue,

My roll is dwindling, since I met you.

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Would “When Mother Plays a Rag On the Sewing Machine,” necessarily be a

sister song to “When Father Plays a Chord On the Wood-pile?”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 29, January, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 22 / 73 题