The Last Waltz

They had met at a dance, he and she. He had wooed and won her while

dancing to jazz harmony, that’s why they were all “jazzed” up now. She

got to shaking her shoulders, so he “shook” her for good and got a

divorce. Now they’re apart and do their dancing with different partners.

She gets stepped on and he steps on others. Some day when “Home Sweet

Home” is played they will wander home together again and call it “The

Last Waltz.”

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“My wife,” said the henpecked one, “is a woman of few words—but she uses

them over and over again.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 29, January, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 21 / 73 题