A Story With Teeth In It

Pat and Mike hesitated at the gate of the home they intended to rob,

because of a barking dog.

“Go head, Mike,” said Pat, “You know a barking dog never bites.”

“Maybe so,” replied Mike, “you know that and I know it, but the dang dog

doesn’t know it.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 29, January, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 14 / 73 题