A Tit-Bit

It was washing day and John had been kept from school to look after

the baby. Mother sent him into the garden to play, but it was not long

before cries disturbed her. “John, what is the matter with baby now?” she

inquired from her wash-tub.

“I don’t know what to do with him, mother,” replied John. “He’s dug a

hole and wants to bring it into the house.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 29, January, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 11 / 73 题