Towser Likes His Morsel

The man getting his hair cut noticed that the barber’s dog, which was

lying on the floor beside the chair, had his eyes fixed on his master at

work. “Nice dog that,” said the customer.

“He is, sir.”

“He seems very fond of watching you cut hair.”

“It ain’t that, sir,” explained the barber. “You see, sometimes I make a

mistake and snip off a little bit of a customer’s ear.”

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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 3, No. 29, January, 1922 America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy · 第 10 / 73 题