THE CURSE OF BABEL.

Let me tell you about the Baronne de Blanqueville and her grandson.

The Baronne is a Belgian lady who came to England in the early days of

the refugee movement, and established herself here in our village.

With her came her younger daughter and Lou-lou, the infant son of an

elder daughter, who had for some reason to be left behind in Belgium.

Lou-lou was a year old when, with his grandmother and his aunt, he

settled in England as an _emigre_. He was then inarticulate; now he

has gained the use of his tongue.

He has had a little English nursemaid to attend on him, and he has

become a familiar object in many English families of the

neighbourhood.

In fact, he has had a very English bringing up, and now that he is

more than two years old and can talk, he insists on talking English

with volubility and understanding it with completeness.

I may mention, by the way, that someone has taught him some

expressions unusual in so young a mouth. The other day I met him in

his perambulator. He said, "I take the air. I'm damn comfable;"

whereupon the nursemaid blushed and chid him.

That, however, is not the point--at any rate, not the whole of it.

What I wish to make clear is this: the Baronne neither speaks nor

understands English, whereas Lou-lou speaks a great deal of English

and no French at all. He rejects that language with a violent shake of

his curly head. He stamps his small foot and tells his adoring

grandmother to speak English or leave him alone.

Thus a gulf has begun to yawn between the Baronne and her beloved

Lou-lou. Communications are all but broken off. Lou-lou's aunt is in

better case, for she is slowly acquiring English; but the Baronne, I

think, will never learn _any_ English.

What is to be done?

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"The rage for flower-trimming is nothing short of an

obeisance."--_Evening Paper._

In spite of the War we still bow to the decrees of fashion.

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