CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX

HE IS SMITTEN WITH THE CHARMS OF A FEMALE ADVENTURER, WHOSE ALLUREMENTS

SUBJECT HIM TO A NEW VICISSITUDE OF FORTUNE.

Among those who were distinguished by his gallantry was the young wife of

an old citizen of London, who had granted her permission to reside at the

hot well for the benefit of her health, under the eye and inspection of

his own sister, who was a maiden of fifty years. The pupil, whose name

was Mrs. Trapwell, though low in stature, was finely shaped, her

countenance engaging, though her complexion was brown, her hair in colour

rivalled the raven's back, and her eyes emulated the lustre of the

diamond. Fathom had been struck with her first appearance; but found it

impracticable to elude the vigilance of her duenna, so as to make a

declaration of his flame; until she herself, guessing the situation of

his thoughts, and not displeased with the discovery, thought proper to

furnish him with the opportunity he wanted, by counterfeiting an

indisposition, for the cure of which she knew his advice would be

implored. This was the beginning of an acquaintance, which was soon

improved to his wish; and so well did she manage her attractions, as in

some measure to fix the inconstancy of his disposition; for, at the end

of the season, his passion was not sated; and they concerted the means of

continuing their commerce, even after their return to London.

This intercourse effectually answered the purpose of the husband, who had

been decoyed into matrimony by the cunning of his spouse, whom he had

privately kept as a concubine before marriage. Conscious of her own

precarious situation, she had resolved to impose upon the infirmities of

Trapwell, and, feigning herself pregnant, gave him to understand she

could no longer conceal her condition from the knowledge of her brother,

who was an officer in the army, and of such violent passions, that,

should he once discover her backsliding, he would undoubtedly wipe away

the stains of his family dishonour with her own blood, as well as that of

her keeper. The citizen, to prevent such a catastrophe, took her to

wife; but soon after perceiving the trick which had been played upon him,

set his invention at work, and at length contrived a scheme which he

thought would enable him, not only to retrieve his liberty, but also

indemnify himself for the mortification he had undergone.

Far from creating any domestic disturbance, by upbraiding her with her

finesse, he seemed perfectly well pleased with his acquisition; and, as

he knew her void of any principle, and extremely addicted to pleasure, he

chose proper occasions to insinuate, that she might gratify her own

inclination, and at the same time turn her beauty to good account. She

joyfully listened to these remonstrances, and, in consequence of their

mutual agreement, she repaired to Bristol Spring, on pretence of an ill

state of health, accompanied by her sister-in-law, whom they did not

think proper to intrust with the real motive of her journey. Fathom's

person was agreeable, and his finances supposed to be in flourishing

order; therefore, she selected him from the herd of gallants, as a proper

sacrifice to the powers which she adored; and, on her arrival in London,

made her husband acquainted with the importance of her conquest.

Trapwell overwhelmed her with caresses and praise for her discreet and

dutiful conduct, and faithfully promised that she should pocket in her

own privy purse one-half of the spoils that should be gathered from her

gallant, whom she therefore undertook to betray, after he had swore, in

the most solemn manner, that his intention was not to bring the affair to

a public trial, which would redound to his own disgrace, but to extort a

round sum of money from the Count, by way of composition. Confiding in

this protestation, she in a few days gave him intelligence of an

assignation she had made with our adventurer, at a certain bagnio near

Covent Garden; upon which he secured the assistance of a particular

friend and his own journeyman, with whom, and a constable, he repaired to

the place of rendezvous, where he waited in an adjoining room, according

to the directions of his virtuous spouse, until she made the preconcerted

signal of hemming three times aloud, when he and his associates rushed

into the chamber and surprised our hero in bed with his inamorata.

The lady on this occasion acted her part to a miracle; she screamed at

their approach; and, after an exclamation of "Ruined and undone!"

fainted away in the arms of her spouse, who had by this time seized her

by the shoulders, and begun to upbraid her with her infidelity and guilt.

As for Fathom, his affliction was unutterable, when he found himself

discovered in that situation, and made prisoner by the two assistants,

who had pinioned him in such a manner, that he could not stir, much less

accomplish an escape. All his ingenuity and presence of mind seemed to

forsake him in this emergency. The horrors of an English jury overspread

his imagination; for he at once perceived that the toil into which he had

fallen was laid for the purpose; consequently he took it for granted that

there would be no deficiency in point of evidence. Soon as he

recollected himself, he begged that no violence might be offered to his

person, and entreated the husband to favour him with a conference, in

which the affair might be compromised, without prejudice to the

reputation of either.

At first Trapwell breathed nothing but implacable revenge, but, by the

persuasion of his friends, after he had sent home his wife in a chair, he

was prevailed upon to hear the proposals of the delinquent, who having

assured him, by way of apology, that he had always believed the lady was

a widow, made him an offer of five hundred pounds, as an atonement for

the injury he had sustained. This being a sum no ways adequate to the

expectation of the citizen, who looked upon the Count as possessor of an

immense estate, he rejected the terms with disdain, and made instant

application to a judge, from whom he obtained a warrant for securing his

person till the day of trial. Indeed, in this case, money was but a

secondary consideration with Trapwell, whose chief aim was to be legally

divorced from a woman he detested. Therefore there was no remedy for the

unhappy Count, who in vain offered to double the sum. He found himself

reduced to the bitter alternative of procuring immediate bail, or going

directly to Newgate.

In this dilemma he sent a messenger to his friend Ratchcali, whose

countenance fell when he understood the Count's condition; nor would he

open his mouth in the style of consolation, until he had consulted a

certain solicitor of his acquaintance, who assured him the law abounded

with such resources as would infallibly screen the defendant, had the

fact been still more palpable than it was. He said there was great

presumption to believe the Count had fallen a sacrifice to a conspiracy,

which by some means or other would be detected; and, in that case, the

plaintiff might obtain one shilling in lieu of damages. If that

dependence should fail, he hinted that, in all probability, the witnesses

were not incorruptible; or, should they prove to be so, one man's oath

was as good as another's; and, thank Heaven, there was no dearth of

evidence, provided money could be found to answer the necessary

occasions.

Ratchcali, comforted by these insinuations, and dreading the resentment

of our adventurer, who, in his despair, might punish him severely for his

want of friendship, by some precipitate explanation of the commerce they

had carried on; moved, I say, by these considerations, and moreover

tempted with the prospect of continuing to reap the advantages resulting

from their conjunction, he and another person of credit with whom he

largely dealt in jewels, condescended to become sureties for the

appearance of Fathom, who was accordingly admitted to bail. Not but that

the Tyrolese knew Ferdinand too well to confide in his parole. He

depended chiefly upon his ideas of self-interest, which, he thought,

would persuade him to risk the uncertain issue of a trial, rather than

quit the field before the harvest was half over; and he was resolved to

make his own retreat without ceremony, should our hero be unwise enough

to abandon his bail.

Such an adventure could not long lie concealed from the notice of the

public, even if both parties had been at pains to suppress the

circumstances. But the plaintiff, far from seeking to cover, affected to

complain loudly of his misfortune, that he might interest his neighbours

in his behalf, and raise a spirit of rancour and animosity, to influence

the jury against this insolent foreigner, who had come over into England

to debauch our wives and deflower our daughters; while he employed a

formidable band of lawyers to support the indictment, which he laid at

ten thousand pounds damages.

Meanwhile, Fathom and his associate did not fail to take all proper

measures for his defence; they retained a powerful bar of counsel, and

the solicitor was supplied with one hundred pounds after another, to

answer the expense of secret service; still assuring his clients that

everything was in an excellent train, and that his adversary would gain

nothing but shame and confusion of face. Nevertheless, there was a

necessity for postponing the trial, on account of a material evidence,

who, though he wavered, was not yet quite brought over; and the attorney

found means to put off the decision from term to term, until there was no

quibble left for further delay. While this suit was depending, our hero

continued to move in his usual sphere; nor did the report of his

situation at all operate to his disadvantage in the polite world; on the

contrary, it added a fresh plume to his character, in the eyes of all

those who were not before acquainted with the triumphs of his gallantry.

Notwithstanding this countenance of his friends, he himself considered

the affair in a very serious light; and perceiving that, at any rate, he

must be a considerable loser, he resolved to double his assiduity in

trade, that he might be the more able to afford the extraordinary expense

to which he was subjected.

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