"Special this day: Boiled Rabbi and Pork."
A clear case of adding insult to injury.
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[Illustration: UNDER THE SHADOW OF THE DERBY.
_Nurse_. "PLEASE IS THIS THE WAY TO THE GRAND PARADE?"
_Soured Spinster_. "DON'T MENTION THE HORRID THING, YOUNG WOMAN, AND ME
WITH HALF-A-MONTH'S PENSION ON THE PANTHER."]
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