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A DISH THAT DISAGREES WITH MOST PERSONS WHEN TRAVELLING.--The Chops of
the Channel.
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THE GREATEST BORE IN CREATION.--The Simplon Tunnel.
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[Illustration: The Brown family resolve to spend their vacation each
after his own fashion, instead of _en famille_.
Jack took his motor car of course.
Maud and Ethel started on a Biking Tour.
Pater preferred "Cooks".
"My Dear Sir, I tell you there is not a city in the whole of Europe that
is a patch upon Florence. Why I found the finest English chemists there
that I have come across in all my travels."
Mater had "quiet time" in Devonshire.
Bob went canoeing.