MR. LOVELACE, TO JOHN BELFORD, ESQ.
HAMPSTEAD, FRIDAY NIGHT, JUNE 9.
Now, Belford, for the narrative of narratives. I will continue it as I
have opportunity; and that so dexterously, that, if I break off twenty
times, thou shalt not discern where I piece my thread.
Although grievously afflicted with the gout, I alighted out of my chariot
(leaning very hard on my cane with one hand, and on my new servant's
shoulder with the other) the same instant almost that he had knocked at
the door, that I might be sure of admission into the house.
I took care to button my great coat about me, and to cover with it even
the pummel of my sword, it being a little too gay for my years. I knew
not what occasion I might have for my sword. I stooped forward; blinked
with my eyes to conceal their lustre (no vanity in saying that, Jack); my
chin wrapt up for the tooth-ache; my slouched, laced hat, and so much of
my wig as was visible, giving me, all together, the appearance of an
antiquated beau.
My wife, I resolved beforehand, should have a complication of disorders.
The maid came to the door. I asked for her mistress. She showed me into
one of the parlours; and I sat down with a gouty Oh!--