CHAPTER XII

THEATRICAL AND FOREIGN LONDON

--"All the world's a stage,

And all the men and women merely players...."--_Shakespeare._

"O gleaming lamps of London, that gem the City's crown,

What fortunes lie within you, O lights of London Town!"--

_G. R. Sims, Ballads of Babylon._

As I was travelling, one day in winter, by the familiar and homely

'bus whose "hue is green and gold"; not however, the "St. John's Wood"

'bus, but that humbler and more business-like one which runs between

Victoria and King's Cross, I observed, as we ascended Long Acre, a

young woman get in at Bow Street, followed by a "lady friend" at Drury

Lane. They were hot, untidy, and, as to their attire, muddy,

be-bugled, and be-plushed; also, one of them carried a large and

equally be-bugled baby. After their first salutations, they panted for

a few minutes, out of breath; then:--

"I've got it, duckie," cried the Bow Street charmer, a young woman

with a big black fringe, and the owner of the overdressed and

pasty-faced baby.

"What have you got, dearie?" inquired her friend, who wore a dirty

blouse that had once been yellow, under a heavy plush fur-trimmed cape

(the month was November). The 'bus sat expectant.

"'E's made me a thief!" (The 'bus, to a man, or rather, woman,

started.) "I told 'im as I'd give 'im no peace till 'e did; I was

bound to go back an' back, till 'e give me somethin'. An' now,

sweetie, I'm one er the forty thieves, at a quid a week, and find

nothin'. Ain't _that_ somethin'?"

A light broke in upon the wondering 'bus, and all the auditors

peacefully resumed their papers or their reflections. Of course, it

was the Drury Lane pantomime! It was stupid of us not to have guessed

it before, for the "dearie," "duckie" and "sweetie" ought to have

suggested it at once! Also, the dresses of the two interlocutors,

which, now that I looked at them again, seemed to have on the beholder

that peculiar effect of combined smartness and disorder that, for some

reason or the other, distinguishes the "pro;" the "pro,"--that is,--of

the lower ranks of the theatrical profession.

_The_ profession (as it is expressively and somewhat exclusively

called by its devotees) embraces, of course, as many "sorts and

conditions of men" as the equally large profession of newspaper

writers. While it still remains a cruel fact that any one picked up

"drunk and incapable" in a London street is usually described in next

day's _Police News_ as either a journalist or an actress, there can

yet be no doubt that the Bohemianism of the past, so far as the higher

class of the theatrical world is concerned, is going out of fashion.

With few exceptions, it is only among the lower ranks of "pros," or in

music-halls, that it largely exists. These exceptions are, usually, to

be found among those who have suddenly risen from obscurity on the

theatrical firmament, to shine as bright "stars" for some brief

period. Nowhere is success so sudden, so overwhelming, so blinding as

it is in this vast city of London; and nowhere, alas! is that success

so soon over, forgotten, eclipsed. The deity of one season is forsaken

in the next; the Ruler-of-the-Universe must perforce return to his

hovel, and, to say truth, he generally takes the change badly. London

has a short memory. But the medal has its pleasanter reverse side.

For, _per contra_, the young woman who has for years, maybe, blushed

unseen in Camberwell, wasted her sweetness on seaside "fit-ups," and

lorded it in third-rate provincial companies, may, suddenly, by some

unexpected turn of Fortune's wheel, find herself elevated to the

highest salaries in the profession. From a penurious lodging in the

slums,--a daily "third return" from Gower Street,--she may rise,

almost in the twinkling of an eye, to L40 a week, a flat in Mayfair,

and a daintily-clipped poodle!

It is, of course, the fame of such sudden successes that suffices to

"turn the heads" of ignorant neophytes, who are but too apt to forget

the common maxim, that "the many fail, the one succeeds." Thus it is

that the stage has been for years flooded with girls of all classes,

all eager for distinction, and all, alas! desiring "the palm without

the dust!" Rising actresses have, as a rule, but one ambition--to act

in London, to charm London audiences. Better, some think, a three-line

part at the Lyceum than a "juvenile lead" at Leamington; better twenty

weeks of the Criterion than a cycle of the Counties; better a

curtain-raiser in the Haymarket than Shakespeare's Rosalind at

Darlington or Preston. Hence the cruel and heart-rending

"struggle-for-life" among young actresses in this big city of London;

hence the weeks of slow starvation in Bloomsbury lodgings or Soho

garrets, waiting for work that never comes. It is, indeed, for them,

the "dust without the palm." Disappointed hopes, shattered ambitions,

tragic suicides,--what stories could some of those Bloomsbury garrets

tell!

"O cruel lamps of London, if tears your light could drown,

Your victims' eyes would weep them, O lights of London Town."

Theatrical managers are callous; they can, indeed, hardly be

otherwise, for the stage, like journalism, is scarcely "a charitable

institution"; and the supply of stage applicants is far greater than

the demand. When a new play is to be produced at a theatre, see how

its waiting-rooms and grimy staircases are daily crowded with young

men and women, all eager, all well-dressed, and all anxiously trying

to conceal their often desperate need of money. For they must always

be well-dressed; no self-respecting manager will ever think twice of a

shabby or dowdy young woman; and dress is difficult to procure on a

starvation diet.

In certain quarters of the Strand and of Soho, "ladies" are to be

found who act as superior "old clothes" dealers, buying, at cheap

rates, the fine dresses of society butterflies from the maids of these

latter, and retailing them again at enhanced prices to the poor

neophytes in the theatrical profession. The custom, no doubt, is

advantageous to all parties concerned; to the fine lady, who must not

be seen more than three or four times in the same gown; to the maid,

to whom the said gowns are "perquisites"; and, lastly, to the poor

girl who must, _coute que coute_, procure her brocades, her gold lace

and tinsel for her provincial tours. (London managers usually provide

the ladies' dresses themselves; the men of the company, on the other

hand, must provide their own.)

Though actors and actresses live, nowadays, in all parts of London,

yet, perhaps, they most incline to Bloomsbury and Soho, which classic

region they have, indeed, haunted for centuries. In old Tudor and

Shakespearean times Shoreditch and Bankside were the favoured spots,

just as, later on, Covent Garden with its "Piazza," its Opera-houses,

and its general air of Bohemianism, became the chosen locality. The

histrionic art is no longer solely associated with Covent Garden and

Bohemianism; indeed, the stars of the profession now belong, rather,

to the smartest "set" in society; they often inhabit Mayfair,--and all

doors, even those of royalty,--are open to them. But, just as the

"rank and file" of the profession still haunt the classic

neighbourhood of the "Garden," so the large bulk of actors and

actresses are still to be found in the adjacent and convenient

districts of Soho and Bloomsbury. In Bloomsbury, especially, are

yearly rising innumerable red-brick flats, abodes largely tenanted by

the theatrical profession. Their surroundings tell of them; "by their

fruits ye shall know them." Hair-dressing shops, florists' shops,

cheap jewellery shops, all these betray the tastes of the profession,

and all these abound in the neighbourhood.

The pantomimes, owing to the enormous number of people they employ, as

well as to the great fillip they give to certain trades and

occupations, play no inconsiderable part in the vast web of London

life. That the Pantomime, as a yearly pageant, has so much increased

in glory of recent times, is due mainly to the efforts of the late Sir

Augustus Harris, who may, indeed, be said to have reached the

high-water-mark of splendour in the Christmas show. Many hundreds of

girls and women, often married and supporting families, are employed

in the vast choruses of the Drury-Lane Theatre,--"the Lane" as it is

called in local parlance; many hundreds of men, scene-shifters,

carpenters, mechanics, and the like, are required for the production

of its stupendous effects. Pantomime-land is, indeed, to those who

know it, a country and a life in itself. From autumn to spring its

rigors last; from October to March its workers labour. A few weeks

before Christmas, the annual fever is at its height. Not only grown

people, but children too, are pressed into the service; hence, no

doubt, the pretty "steps" daily practised, throughout the year, by

Cockney girl children before street-organs. Yet, the class whence

these children are drawn is generally a more or less superior one;

superior, at any rate, to that which one would naturally imagine.

Once, in walking down Museum Street, I chanced to get just behind

three nice little girls and their mother. It was a foggy, murky

evening, and they were evidently taking the direct route for Drury

Lane. They were pretty children, red-cloaked, rosy-cheeked, and neatly

shod, and they tripped along demurely, holding each other's hands;

their mother, neat also, if a little threadbare, walking behind them,

keeping a careful and approving eye on her little flock.

"Yes, they're all engaged for the winter at the 'Lane,'" she told me,

in response to my sympathetic inquiry. "And it's a great help to me,

it is, indeed; for my husband's ill, and he doesn't ever expect to get

much better.... They're in the 'Flower Ballet'; the eldest, Lina,

she's a Pansy; and the two younger ones, they're both Daisies....

Quite a short scene; they're off in twenty minutes.... Interfere with

their schooling? nothing to speak of, and they enjoy it. Yes, I take

'em there, and fetch 'em back, twice every day; I can make shift to

leave my husband for that time ... and I don't like 'em to run the

streets alone.... But here we are...." a sudden lifting of the fog, a

sudden glare of light, and then the Pansy, the Daisies, and their

maternal attendant, were swallowed by the big jaws of the devouring

"Lane."

A lady who went on the pantomime stage, by special favour, for one

night only, for the sake of the experience, has entertainingly related

her adventures. Decked for the evening in a gay cavalier's hat, a

velvet cloak, gorgeous trappings, and "tights," she got through her

allotted part very creditably, though with no little nervousness. The

tights specially distressed her, and she was hardly consoled by the

wardrobe-mistress's kind assurance, that the cloak was "so very

ample!" What struck her principally, in the whole thing, was the good

humour and high spirits of the ladies of the chorus and ballet, who

all of them joked and laughed incessantly, called each other by pet

names, and seemed, like children, to know no care or trouble in the

world. For the moment they enjoyed, or appeared to enjoy, the whole

thing, and yet some of these very girls were, she knew, poor married

women whose lives were filled with domestic cares. These regular

winter engagements must, indeed, have been welcome, for their earnings

averaged from 25_s._ to 30_s._ a week for six evening performances,

with extra pay for the daily matinees.

The pantomime is, however, hardly good to count on as a living, being,

after all, but intermittent; the rank-and-file of the people engaged

in the pantomime business have therefore often other avocations, and

are not all full-blown "pros" with ambitions and yearnings. Not for

such as these are the cruel disappointments, the insulting slights,

the heart-rending procrastinations that break the spirit of so many

young men and maidens in the "profession." If some of these could,

indeed, know all that was in store for them, would they so gaily have

embraced the theatrical career? It is a pity that they cannot be first

disillusioned by a year's apprenticeship; yet even that might be of no

avail, for when once they have experienced the magic glamour of the

footlights, there is, indeed, little hope of return. Yet, to the

outsider, who has never felt this glamour, there seems to be but

little attraction about even a London stage rehearsal. The theatre is

usually dark, and always dirty; the actors, especially those in

secondary parts, seem but little impressed or interested; dressed,

too, in their ordinary clothes, they look foolish, and their fine

sentiments seem out of place. Even the protagonists are a trifle

chilly: when Juliet or her next-of-kin unromantically munches

sandwiches, seated on a dusty box in the wings; when Romeo, or his

more modern prototype, uses language more convincing than elegant; and

when both are addressed with almost painful familiarity by the dirty

"call-boy," the glamour of the whole thing is apt, so far as the

spectator is concerned, to be somewhat dispelled. Then, the manager is

peremptory; the unhappy author quivers with emotion--and generally

also with cold--in the stalls; people have a decided tendency to lose

their tempers, and the onlooker is reduced to wonder dumbly,--whether

things can possibly "pull themselves together" for the imminent "first

night,"--and how in the world the dingy, draughty theatre can

conceivably transform itself into the home of glory, wealth, and light

that the favoured audience of the "premiere" know. These things are

certainly an experience.

[Illustration: _The "Gods."_]

"Good society," says M. Taine (in his _Notes on England_), "does not

go to the theatres, with the exception of the two opera houses, which

are the exotic and hothouse plants of luxury, and in which the prices

of admission are enormous, and evening dress is imperative. As to the

others, the audience is recruited from among the lower middle class."

This, although it contains a small element of truth, is, nevertheless,

a manifest exaggeration. For smart society is a great supporter of the

drama, and even royalty, whose attendance in the theatre is always

announced beforehand by the supply of white silk programmes in the

royal box, occasionally vouchsafes its presence. Especially is there

always a great _furore_ over the procuring of "first night" seats at

the best London theatres. So far, indeed, as the audience of the

stalls is concerned, the "first-nighters" are, more or less, always

the same people; influential magnates, editors, aristocratic "patrons

of the drama," and a certain proportion of smart London people, those

of whom it has come to be known that they make a point of attending

every "first night" of any distinction. Sometimes invitations are

issued; sometimes, it is a case of making early application. The

_entree_ to certain first nights is a kind of social distinction.

Often a supper party is given after the performance, on the cleared

stage; at such gatherings a spirit of geniality prevails, and smart

society does obeisance generally to the bright particular stars of the

drama. With the more plebeian pit and gallery it is otherwise. These

unreservedly express their feelings, and, after first representations,

voice the sentiments of the multitude. These, if the curtain be at all

belated in rising, raise the house by din and hubbub; the noise that

they make, indeed, is apt to scare the uninitiated; it resembles a

revolution on a small scale. The pit and gallery are very intent on

getting their money's worth; for they always pay for their seats, and

pay, not only in coin of the realm, but in sad and weary hours of

waiting in the cold, drizzled street. Who has not noticed, on days of

bright spring weather and dreary autumn alike, a long crowd of patient

men and women waiting uncomplainingly in a long file till the theatre

doors should open and admit them? At the Lyceum, the file,--and this

not only on first nights,--extends far round the corner into the

Strand. At the Haymarket Theatre, or the newer Her Majesty's,--it

reaches far up towards Piccadilly Circus. Sometimes a few among the

patient crowd have provided themselves with campstools; sometimes,

too, kindly managers or thoughtful ladies like Miss Ellen Terry send

out five o'clock tea to the suffering humanity nearest to the theatre

doors; and, certainly, the "cup that cheers" must prove exceptionally

cheering when one has waited for it in the chilly street ever since 9

A.M.! For very important first-night performances, nine, or at latest

10 A.M. is essential if the playgoer would make at all sure of the

front row. It is a long day's picnic; yet the crowd remains ever

amiable and stoical. One may, indeed, learn not a little of philosophy

and bonhomie from that motley crew, who,--whether they be ladies from

the suburbs, calmly eating sandwiches,--superior artisans taking "a

day off,"--city clerks,--shop-girls,--or dressmakers' apprentices come

to study the prevailing modes,--are all uniformly cheerful. From hour

to hour homely jest and rough witticism enliven the day's tedium, and

testify to the unfailing good temper and love of fair play of London

crowds.

The pit is a sacred institution of London. We may, if we choose,

sympathise with the long hours of waiting pit-door crowds, but woe

betide him who would thoughtlessly attempt to do away with the system.

One manager, indeed, did recently attempt this; but a riot nearly

supervening, he had perforce to take refuge in a judicious compromise.

The Londoner is ever conservative in his tastes as well as in his

politics. Ladies are allowed to wear their headgear in the pit; and

the large erections they sometimes don testify more to their vanity

than to their philanthropy. One sometimes hears a faint protest

against such exaggerated types of millinery: "I 'ope I sha'n't 'ave to

sit be'ind that 'at," a depressed pittite has been heard to murmur

when entering the theatre just after a "lydy" with one of these

alarming concoctions.

Where are the tastes of "the people" with regard to plays? It is

difficult to generalize. The gallery love melodrama; they also like a

good deal of moral sentiment, which they will often loudly

approve;--to the extent, sometimes, of even offering advice on the

situation to the actors. This is why the _Message from Mars_, a

morality taken straight from Dickens, went so directly home to "the

great heart of the British people." M. Taine complains that the

English have no national comedy; that all their comedies are adapted

from the French; "is it," he asks, "because of English reserve?" But,

though the pit and gallery are generally serious, they are yet not

serious enough for Ibsen; "I consider that there piece blasphemious,"

a disgusted artisan once said to me of the _Master-Builder_; "that

'ere shillin' I spent on it was clean thrown away; I went out arter

the fust act." The majority of young men and maidens love comic opera,

which seems, indeed, to be one of the paying "lines" in the London of

to-day. Music-halls flourish; it is an eloquent sign of the times that

the large and ornate "Palace Theatre,"--opened, with such a flourish

of trumpets, a few years ago as the "New English Opera House," and

known far and wide by its flashes of brilliant search-light,--should

now have descended to a "variety" show. The great middle-class

supports Shakespeare and the "legitimate" drama; shop-girls, and

dressmakers' apprentices, like the "society" plays of the St. James's

and kindred theatres, because they offer some opportunity for seeing

the ways of that "high-life" from which they are themselves excluded.

Millinery and costume are most important factors in the modern

theatre; I know of many well-to-do girls who never think of buying

their season's hats and gowns till they have first seen them on Mrs.

Patrick Campbell, Mrs. Tree, or Miss Winifred Emery. And _The Price of

Peace_, a feeble, but immensely successful Drury Lane melodrama, owed

its success to the fact that it brought before the eyes of the

proletariat, in a variety of well-constructed scenes, all the select

haunts and fashions of the great world: Tea on the Terrace; a Wedding

in Westminster Abbey; a Debate in the House of Commons; a Ball in

Park-Lane, &c., &c. Such pieces are, of course, not the only

favourites; good comedies are very popular, and English people,

despite M. Taine, still like to laugh. Yet, take it all round, "Good

Society," with, preferably, a judicious admixture of melodrama and

sentiment, is the really paying thing with the pit and gallery.

If the murky London daylight in the theatre shows a mournful change

from its nocturnal glories, even sadder is the contrast between the

splendid entrance hall, or lobby, blazing with welcome lights, and the

dark, grimy, and generally wretched "stage-door," which opens, mostly,

into some gloomy back-street, and seems, to the uninitiated at least,

to have no connection at all with the theatre. Here, the manners of

the stage acolytes are altogether to match with the outward show, and

there would appear to exist some traditional and transmitted dislike

to soap-and-water. Strange stories some of these stage doors could

tell! The stage door of the "Adelphi," for instance, where poor

William Terriss was brutally murdered by the criminal lunatic whom he

had befriended,--does it not still give to its old locality a

suggestion of blood and tears? Are not the vicissitudes, too, of

theatres as striking and as dramatic in their way as those of other

historic houses? Now they are great and well-known; then disaster

overtakes them, and their very names, for years, are forgotten,--till

at last they go the way of old bricks and mortar. In their final dirt

and disgrace they hardly recall the scenes of their former triumphs.

One might, indeed, become superstitious when one sees how Fortune

seems to befriend certain theatres, and as persistently to frown on

others. As for some old playhouses,--their day once over, their place

knows them no more.... The old Prince of Wales's Theatre, for

instance, in Tottenham Street, so famous in the early triumphs of the

Bancrofts and Kendals,--who recalls it in its present ruin and

discomfiture? The Salvation Army has lately taken pity on it; but

apparently its hour has now come, and with its adjacent

tenement-houses in Pitt Street, where its green-rooms were, it lies at

the mercy of fate and the hammer.

The London theatres are nearly all of them in crowded situations, and

often so devious and unexpected are the ways by which they are reached

that if the city were at some distant age dug out from oblivion like

that of Pompeii, the results might be even more puzzling to the

antiquary. The stalls, for instance, of the Criterion Theatre are deep

underground, reached by myriad carpeted stairs; even the upper circles

are well below the street. And what a strange and indecipherable

"crypto-porticus" would the "Twopenny Tube" prove to some future

Middleton of the ages? In central parts, London, indeed, seems a city

built in several superimposed layers: layers, too, not successive, but

coeval.

The life of London, always intense, burns at its highest pressure in

and near Piccadilly Circus, and a restless activity reigns here all

through the long hours of day and night. For this is, so to speak, one

of the main doorways of the immense ant-heap; like ants, too, people

seem to swarm incessantly, to go and come, in inconsequent but

feverishly active sequence. Here is a blaze of light, a perpetual

throng of "London's gondola," the hansom-cab, a confused medley of

many sounds, that ceases not, but fades only after midnight; when the

"heart of London," that never sleeps, subsides in the early hours of

the morning into a dulled and general hum.

At Piccadilly, the foreign element from Leicester Square and Soho

meets the native one. The French, Italian, and German tongues are,

indeed, frequently heard all over London; but in the neighbourhood of

Leicester Square, the visitor really might, especially on a sunny

fogless day, imagine himself in Paris or Berlin. The shops have

foreign names: "Blanchisserie Fine" alternates with "Deutsche

Droguenhandlung" or "Vino Scelto"; French waiters and Italian cooks

stand, white-capped and white-aproned, smilingly at the doors of their

respective restaurants; cheap and fair hostelries for wandering

foreigners, with beds as low in price as two shillings per night, rise

towering on every side. It is said that the French colony, in

particular, of Leicester Square and Soho owes its origin to the early

French refugees who, at various stormy periods, have sought shelter

here from the internal dissensions of their own country. It has been

said that, as far north as Seven Dials, the organ-grinders still find

the "Marseillaise" the most lucrative tune to play; and this may well

be so, though I myself have generally found, at least among the rising

generation, the latest music-hall song or dance to be in the

ascendant. There is another subject I would fain touch on here, at the

risk even of irrelevance; it refers to the Soho style of _coiffure_.

That there is a special fashion in ladies' hair-dressing peculiar to

every district in London, is a fact which every passing visitor must

soon recognize; thus, while in Clerkenwell model-lodging-houses it is

generally (except for one short hour or two on Sundays),--Hinde's

curlers,--in Seven Dials it is mostly of the "touzled" order, and in

the West End of the classic "New Greek style." Here, in Leicester

Square, it has a partly-French, partly-theatrical air, being generally

parted in the middle, and brought, in smooth, dark, exaggerated Early

Victorian loops, well over the ears. But details are more important

than people imagine. "Nothing," says M. Gabriel Mourey, "so reveals a

woman's psychology as her way of doing her hair." And the observant

Frenchman goes on to draw certain quaint inferences from the English

girl's style of _coiffure_, and her neatly braided tresses, careless

of such aids to beauty as stray curls or "meches folles;" a severe

style that, according to this writer, "forms a rude contrast to the

spiritual charm of her face, her Burne-Jonesian refinement of

feature." ... As to the manner of hair-dressing betraying the

personality, "nothing," he adds paradoxically, "could be more true of

the typical Englishwoman, who never of her own free will, allows you

to see a fraction of her real self, but draws into her shell of

reserve with the same jealous reclusiveness that makes her bind her

hair in such dull, tight, regular uniformity."

M. Mourey is certainly more polite to us than was M. Taine, who said

unkindly that Englishwomen had big feet, as large as those of

watermen, "and gait and boots in keeping"; also, that "it is

impossible to train one's self to endure their long projecting

teeth;" the effect, he supposes, of a carnivorous diet! "The point of

view," again, not merely Anglophobia! The red-whiskered Englishman

dressed in blatant checks;--his long-toothed gaunt spouse,--how long

will these ridiculous fictions haunt the French mind? But even M.

Taine would have been happy in Soho. Here, even the Englishwoman is

less aggressively English; indeed, she blends, in indescribable

medley, the qualities both of the _Belle of New York_ and of the

Parisian boulevards! Soho, however, is remarkable for other things

than mere hairdressing. For the gastronomic talent that the French so

naturally possess causes this whole district, including the

neighbouring Covent Garden, to be noted, not only for many

second-class "eating-houses," but also for good and moderately priced

places to dine. The vast reform in this respect that has taken place

of late years all over London probably owes not a little to these

early pioneers in the art.

With the multiplication of cheap and good restaurants has grown in

equal ratio the importation of Swiss and Italian waiters. These, every

year, emigrate from their romantic valleys to our foggy shores, and

work out their three, four, or five years in an alien land, partly for

the sake of better wages, partly for that of learning the English

language--an accomplishment without which no foreign waiter is now

considered fully equipped. With unsparing thrift, they save the

greater part of their wages; and they acquire the language as quickly

as they can; with these two possessions they return to their own

country, where they may either at once demand a higher salary,--or, if

already well-to-do, buy a small holding and "settle down." When they

first arrive in London, they are generally very young men, who come in

faith and hope to the rumoured "golden land" of England, leaving their

lovely native valley and their romantic homesteads with no less

courage and resolution than, in mediaeval times, would have drawn them

forth, at a mercenary's wage, to the bloody field of war. The late Mr.

J. A. Symonds, whose sympathies with, and knowledge of, the

Swiss-Italian waiter are well known, has, he tells us, often wondered

why the Alpine peasant goes through such cruel and comfortless

expatriation. "The answer," he says, "is very simple:

"He wants to make money, and has the most resolute

intention, after making it, to settle down at home and live

the pleasant life of his forefathers in the mountains. In

olden days he would have fought on any and every battlefield

of Europe to get cash. But European history has turned over

a new leaf. 'Tempora mutantur et nos mutamur in illis,' and

the Swiss make more by _Fremdenindustrie_ than they could do

by foreign military service in this age."

Landing in London with a small and hardly-saved pittance in their

pockets, these lads usually live, as cheaply as may be, in and about

Soho and Covent Garden, until such time as they can obtain employment.

Switzerland, and especially Canton Ticino, furnishes a large part of

the London waiters; yet all Italy, too, contributes her share. Even

from one of the lonely hill-towns of the Apennines, three elegant

youths, faultlessly attired,--servants of the inn, but whom I had

imagined from their superior manners to be resident aristocrats,--once

begged me to take them into my service, as footmen, cooks,

knife-and-boot-boys, anything; "anything, madame, just to get a

footing in England." Though the desirability of these as servants in

private houses might, perhaps, be doubtful,--yet it is certain that in

restaurants or hotels,--in quickness and in reliability,--the Swiss or

Italian waiter far excels the English one. He rarely loses his temper.

I have seen one waiting, single-handed, upon at least fifty impatient

diners, and contenting every one. We can teach them very little. Yet

they like to learn of us all they can. "I have learned a few things in

England," the son and waiter in a little Swiss inn once said to me; a

pleasant, rosy-cheeked youth, just over twenty, recently returned from

a two years' service in London to the parental hostelry in a lonely,

narrow valley. "Yes, I have learned something very fine." And he drew

my attention to the quaint white-washed walls of the inn, made hideous

by Japanese fans and cheap paper rosettes, &c.

"You are English?" he went on, with a pleased smile: "ah, then, you

know my place in London, Scott's?"

(By "Scott's," he designated, as it turned out, the oyster-bar at the

top of the Haymarket, which locality he apparently considered to

represent the sum and total of "smart" London life.)

"Ah, I shall do this place up in fine style," he said, looking

contemptuously round him at the modest but picturesque paternal inn.

"Why, you will hardly know it again next year! I shall have the

salle-a-manger pypered"--(he had learned the cockney dialect well),

"pypered with bunches of fruit, flowers, monkeys--all in the English

manner--ah! you will see! I shall wake them all up!"

And the "salle-a-manger," with its old black-panelled walls, was so

much prettier as it was!

To be a waiter, however, even an "oyster-bar" waiter, is a superior

position to that of a mere porter; and to be porters, "boots," hotel

drudges of any and every description, "just to get a footing," is the

primary aim of these sturdy aliens. Not only money and future

advantage, but also what is known as the "Wanderlust," is, perhaps,

yet another factor in the impulse that drives them from their homes.

However this may be, rarely do they stay in the land of their bondage

beyond the allotted time; still more rarely do they "colonize" in our

sense of the word; but have ever before them, through all their

struggles and hardships, the thought of the peaceful mountain home and

honest competency that shall be theirs in middle age.... Poor lads!

when I see you, worn and shabby, waiting, perhaps, in that long,

pitiful black line of seedy applicants, now hopeful, now despairing of

engagement, outside the big London restaurants, I confess to a

tightness in my throat, thinking how, like Calverley's little Savoyard

of Hatton Garden:

"Far from England, in the sunny

South, where Anio leaps in foam,

Thou wast bred, till lack of money

Drew thee from thy vine-clad home."

Surely the traveller who returns, yearly, from his pleasant tour in

Alpine valleys, might always, here in foggy London, yield to the

motive that prompts him, after a well-served dinner, to "give to the

poor devil" an extra sixpence, reflecting, meanwhile, that he is

thereby hastening the happy, far-off time when that "poor devil,"

enriched by years of painful toil and honest endeavour, may return to

his valley, his home, his boyhood's love perhaps, and his own little

patch of tillage.

The great monument of the "Fremden-Industrie" in London, as well as

the focus and centre of the Swiss-Italian immigrants, is, of course,

the establishment known as "Gatti's." Everyone knows the "Adelaide

Gallery," and the palatial, velvet-cushioned restaurant that fronts

the Strand. What were the beginnings of this great business? The

brothers Agostino and Stefano Gatti, chocolate-makers, ice-cream

princes, theatrical managers,--who has not heard of them from time

immemorial?--has not their fame, in melodrama no less than in

meringues, been almost a household word? In 1868, already they were

naturalized as Englishmen; yet Mr. Agostino Gatti, native of Ticino,

was none the less elected as a representative to the supreme Swiss

Federal Assembly. The two brothers began modestly, in a small way;

they managed everything themselves; standing, daily, shirt-sleeved, at

their desk at receipt of custom, they were familiar figures of the

past. They succeeded on the principle of Dickens's honest grocer, Mr.

Barton, who made it his boast that "he was never above his business,

and he hoped his business would never be above him!" The "Maison

Gatti," the brothers' private house, stands in dignified Bedford

Square; and the firm of Gatti, the heads of which are still to be seen

in their shops, has doubtless amassed a large fortune. That fortune

was well deserved; for the Gattis were among the pioneers in the

reforming of restaurants.

"There is no more curious sight in London," writes the

chronicler of the Gattis, "than the Adelaide Gallery between

five and seven o'clock in the evening. From the door which

opens into the street which runs by the graveyard of St.

Martin's Church, to the handsome frontage which opens into

the Strand, every table is occupied by a remarkable

assemblage of men, women, and children. The husband brings

his wife, the mother brings her children, the lover brings

his sweetheart, and the Church, the stage, the press--each

sends its representatives. Tragedies and comedies have been

enacted over those marble-topped tables which, if they were

related, would make the fortune of a thousand playwrights."

[Illustration: _Ice-cream Barrow._]

The ice-cream trade, however, with which the brothers Gatti largely

identified themselves, is carried on, on inferior lines, to-day in

Hatton Garden, Little Saffron Hill, and Clerkenwell. Here is the

poorer Italian colony; organ-grinders, ice-cream-barrow-men,

"hokey-pokey" sellers, and their like. Here, among a population of

more or less honest toilers, congregate the waifs and strays of

civilisation, people who, owing perhaps to their peripatetic and

uncertain trade, could hardly help being loafers, even were they not

mainly Neapolitans to boot: a difficult word, which has been corrupted

by the low English in the vicinity, into first "Nappleton" and then

simply "Appleton." City improvements have, however, ousted the chief

Neapolitan colony from Great and Little Saffron Hills; and Eyre Street

Hill, with its adjacent slums and alleys, is now their peculiar haunt.

In the worst byways, and after dark, this is said to be a dangerous

quarter to visit, Neapolitans being always proverbially ready with the

knife.... Nevertheless, on fine spring days, it is not unpicturesque;

the gay dresses of the women, the groups of handsome, dark-eyed

youths, and the merry, brightly-clad children, lending almost an

Italian charm to the scene. And the charming, curly-haired boys--the

pretty and pathetic Savoyard, with his beloved monkey in a red

coat--who does not know them? The men have other resources, as well as

ice-creams and street-organs. Some of them hire themselves out as

artists'-models to the big studios, a business which is well paid, and

to which the picturesque Italian beauty well lends itself. Some, more

skilled, are perhaps modellers of stucco images, which are hawked

about the streets by others; some are knife-grinders, who go about

with a wheel, and make, it is said, the best earnings of all. In the

summer these poor exotics from the land of the sun manage to live, no

doubt, pretty tolerably; in the winter, surely not even the

chestnut-roasting apparatus that they hawk from street to street can

suffice to keep them warm! They generally live in human rabbit

warrens, under the patronage of a "padrone," a sort of modified and

amiable slave-dealer, who imports them from their native land, and

pockets, as price, a share of their earnings. They live poorly and

frugally: and those of us who know the long street of Portici, will

not, in the fouler air of London, expect much from their homes in the

way of cleanliness. Yet the Italian women who, with their "men" and

their babies, accompany the street organs, are generally trim and

smiling, and, so far as foot-gear and general neatness of appearance

is concerned--are immeasurably the superiors of their English

slum-sisters.

[Illustration: _The Organ-grinder._]

The Italian woman seems, indeed,--in London, at any rate,--always

vastly superior to the Italian man. She is religious; she goes, as a

rule, regularly to her "Chiesa Cattolica." She is cleaner, smarter,

pleasanter; she does most of the work; she often does the principal

part of the organ-pushing--while her loafing partner slouches along by

her side, yearning, doubtless, for his "polenta" and his midday

siesta. She helps--indeed, her entire family, down to the babies,

help--in the matutinal manufacture of the mysterious "hokey-pokey,"

whence, in the early morning hours, her "court" is a perfect babel of

chatter and noise, and Eyre Street Hill becomes a strange sight for

the inexperienced Londoner. Not only Neapolitans, but Sicilians,

Tuscans, Venetians, are represented; indeed, the dialects and the

slang used are so unlike, that the different circles of this Italian

colony often themselves fail to understand one another. In the

evenings, and generally on their doorsteps, the men play "mora," and

gamble; while the women, for their part, patch clothes, chatter, and

gesticulate in true native fashion. Later, the lord of creation,

leaving his lady at home, goes off to the "Club Vesuvio" or to the

"Club Garibaldi," where dancing goes on to a tune struck up by a

fiddler, and the lowest type of London girls, befeathered, shawled,

and dishevelled in true East-End fashion, dance with dirty and

brigand-like Italian men. It is a strange life, and stranger still is

the manner in which various types and nationalities have thus for

generations "squatted down" in special districts of the metropolis,

and filled them with their traditions, their atmosphere, their

personality.

Many other colonies are to be seen in London; it is the most polyglot

of cities. For those interested in such matters, nothing would give a

better idea of the many-sided life of the metropolis than to take a

long Sunday walk through its various districts. To quote the words of

a recent writer:

"Sunday is, above all days, the day for such excursions,

because there are none of the distractions of every-day

life, or the bustle of business affairs. It is on Sunday you

can see how polyglot London is, how the gregarious

foreigners, herding together, occupy whole districts, living

their own life, following the manners and customs of their

own country, enjoying their own forms of religion,

amusement, and business."

The Yiddish colony of Whitechapel, the Jewish Ghetto; the Asiatic

colony in Poplar and the Dock neighbourhood generally; these and

others display all the picturesqueness, the local colour, the

kaleidoscopic life that many travellers go to distant lands to

experience. In London, all peoples, and all classes, have their

traditional strongholds, which are known and labelled. Thus,

Bayswater, where the "high life" among the Asiatic colonists makes its

home, is generally spoken of by foreigners as "Asia Minor." Here live

the rich and cultured Orientals, those who have come over for

pleasure, business, trade, or education; as for their poorer brethren,

they live out in Poplar, Shadwell, or anywhere in the near vicinity of

the East India Docks.

These Asiatics of the East End are a strange and motley crew; brought

in by every steamer, every heavily-cargoed ship from the East, every

trader "dropping down with costly bales." On the largest ships, say

those of the P. and O. Company, vessels of some 7,000 tons, there will

be perhaps some 120 Orientals on board, and, with such contingents

continually arriving, there is, naturally, in the East End, a large

foreign, though ever-shifting, population. Curious are the corruptions

of Indian words one hears, and strange indeed are the sights and

sounds among Malays, Chinese, and Indians. The famous opium dens of

the East End, turned to such dramatic account not only in Dickens's

_Edwin Drood_, but also, at a later day, in the _Sherlock Holmes_

sequence of stories, are now much restricted in their horrors by

police supervision. They used to be devils' haunts, famed for robbery

and vice--traps set to catch the unwary Asiatic; but missionary work,

combined with the clearances made by the East London Railway, has

effected great improvement in the opium den of to-day. In the words of

the writer before-mentioned:

"It looks like a private house, and no noise is permitted,

for it is necessary to keep it as private as possible to

prevent police interference. For they are invariably

gambling dens also, and the Asiatic who goes to gamble still

burns his joss-stick before the idol set up inside, in order

to propitiate his deity and get good luck. Though repellant

in appearance, there is a certain picturesqueness about the

interior of these places. The shrine stands just inside the

door, and there is a pungent odour from the ever-burning

incense, while vases of artificial flowers, mingling among

such queer votive offerings as biscuits and cups of tea,

give it a strange appearance. The Canton matting, which is

largely used in the rooms, gives a little local colour, and

the _personnel_ of the place is of a decided polyglot order.

You may possibly see one or two men lying about sleeping off

the results of their opium debauch: but gambling seems to be

the main feature."

Nevertheless, even in these "reformed" dens, the home-coming sailor,

or the imprudent Lascar, may find himself tempted to his undoing and

"cleaned out" of all his hard-won earnings. Or he may possibly be

"knifed," and, if the criminal escape, in this region of obscure and

unknown "byways," even the experienced police may be hard set to find

him. It is, indeed, a true "Vanity Fair," this East End of London, for

poor Christian and Faithful, fresh from the sea and all its dangers.

The Yiddish colony is also a city by itself. The Jews who foregather

in Whitechapel are mostly of Polish, Russian, or German extraction,

and their talk, to unused ears, sounds like a strange German lingo,

unpleasantly whined through the nose. Indeed, it closely resembles

German; the word "Yiddish" itself being but a corruption of the German

"Juedisch," or Jewish. These people, whose "interpreters" figure

largely at nearly every police-court brawl in Whitechapel, Shoreditch,

and Spitalfields, may be said to be a law and a dispensation to

themselves. They crowd, in their numbers, into dirty tenement houses,

in yet dirtier streets; streets in which they barter, buy and sell

with all the instinct and all the indomitable energy of their race.

Here are the tailors' sweating dens, so often deplored by

philanthropic "commissions"; here human toil is reduced, for the

benefit of the "middleman," to its lowest possible price. The

so-called "Jewish slave-market," to the existence of which attention

has been called in the Press, is a strange and unpleasing custom. Here

the Jewish "slave-owner" is, more or less, in the place of the Italian

"padrone" already referred to, in that he imports human material, and

"farms out" human labour:

"Any one who devotes a Sunday or two to visiting the

open-air markets in the Jewish quarter, will have noticed on

the fringe of the markets groups of men, sometimes with

women and children. If you are under the convoy of a Jewish

acquaintance who 'knows the ropes,' he will tell you that it

is a 'hiring fair.' But it has a suspiciously close

approximation to a slave market."

Leases of human labour, sold, at starvation wages for the victims, to

the highest bidder, are not unnatural to a slum Yiddish population

whose whole life is spent in barter. The Jewish colony in the East End

now numbers some 35,000 souls:

"Only recently Lord Rothschild described it as a 'new

Poland,' and said that it was the business of the nation

'first to humanise it and then Anglicise it.' It certainly

wants humanising."

The cosmopolitanism of London tends to draw to it the sweepings, as

well as the choice spirits,--the worst, as well as the best,--of all

other nations and climes. "Hell is a city much like London," said the

poet Shelley; and he spoke truth. Views, religious and otherwise,

differ largely as to what Hell may be; one opinion, however, may be

safely hazarded; that it will at any rate be cosmopolitan.

[Illustration: _A Sale at Christie's._]

Highways and Byways in London · 第 12 / 18 章