[Illustration: SHRIMPINGTON THE GRAND(!) PARADE ON A WET DAY
STATISTICS show that the AVERAGE RAINFALL at SHRIMPINGTON is HIGHER
than that at _any_ other watering-place in the United Kingdom.]
[Illustration: BARWASH For BEASTLY BATHING from a BEACH of BROKEN
BOTTLES
If this doesn't put you off, write to the Town Clerk for the Medical
Officer's report on the Town Water Supply.]
[In view of the official discouragement of railway-travelling
something should be done to eradicate from the minds of the public
any favourable impressions created by the posters of the past.]
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[Illustration: TRIALS OF A CAMOUFLAGE OFFICER.
_Flapper_. "OH, I'VE HEARD SUCH WONDERFUL THINGS ABOUT
CAMOUFLAGE--MAKING MEN LOOK LIKE GUNS, AND GUNS LIKE COWS, AND ALL
THAT SORT OF THING. COULDN'T YOU DO SOME OF YOUR TRICKS HERE?"]
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