I don't know where he is.

Then I told her the story of how Peter did not get married.

I knew he was amusing. Let's get in touch with his vibrations and find

him.

Edith, indeed, had invented her own kind of wireless long before

Marconi came along with his. Distances, as a matter of fact,

circumscribed her even less than time.

Just then, she saw Constant Lounsberry, or some one else, at a table in

the corner of the garden where we were dining and she strolled over to

talk with her. Sipping my coffee and smoking my cigarette, I recognized

a familiar voice and turned to see Peter, with his mother, about to

claim an adjacent table from which the occupants were rising. He looked

two years younger than he had four months before and his rather pretty

mother helped to confirm the illusion. Of course, I joined them at once

and soon we were discussing the Italian futurists, the comparative

merits of spaghetti and risotto, Lydia Borelli, the moving pictures,

and the Marchesa Casati, who had given a magnificent festa the evening

previous, when, clad in a leopard's pelt, she had stood on the steps

of her palace, and greeted her guests as they approached by gondola on

the Canale Grande. Peter, I noted, was wearing his amethyst intaglio of

Leda and the Swan on the little finger of his left hand. After a time,

during which, for a brief few moments, the conversation drifted towards

Toledo and the small affairs of Mrs. Whiffle, he told me his story.

I came near dying in Africa, Carl, surrounded by niggers and

fleas! It was horrible. Hot as a New York roof-garden and nearly as

uncomfortable. There I lay, rotting with a nameless fever, no one

with me but an incompetent Dutch doctor, who was more ignorant of the

nature of my complaint than I was myself, and a half-naked aboriginal,

who wanted to call in the witch-doctor and who, when burked in this

direction, attempted a few amateur charms, which at least had the merit

of awakening my interest. There I lay in a rude thatched hut with a

roof of caked cow-dung; I couldn't eat, drink, or speak. I thought it

was the end. Funny, but the only sound that reached my ears, after a

few days, was the chattering of monkeys, and later they told me there

were no monkeys about at all.

Over my head on the wall, hung a dirty thonged whip. Whether its

purpose was to beat women or oxen, I don't know, but, you will

remember, perhaps, that sometimes, when I awaken from sleep in the

middle of the night, I have a strange habit of holding one arm

straight up in the air, at right angles with my body. Well, while I

was ill, there it was, most of the time, straight up! One night, when

my strength was fast ebbing away, I reached higher and grasped the

whip. Then I grew drowsy; everything seemed to turn blood-red, even

the palm-leaves that waved across the opening made by the doorway of

the hut, and it was very hot, unspeakably roasting. Now, through this

same doorway, walked a woman in a rusty black robe and, although I

knew it must be Death, the figure confused itself in my mind with

Kathleen-ni-Houlihan and (will you believe it?) Sara Allgood! Fancy

the appearance of Death in the middle of Africa suggesting to me the

character of an Irish play and the actress I had seen in it! There

followed a slight pause, during which Death stood perfectly still. Then

two more figures entered the tiny hut. One was the Devil, Ahriman,

Abaddon, what you will; I recognized him at once, he was so likable

and, besides, he was lame. The other, I gathered after a little

conversation, was an emissary from heaven. Eblis seated himself on one

side of my cot, resting his crutches against the wall, and Gabriel's

ambassador stood on the other side. Now these two droll fellows began

to describe the climates and amusements of heaven and hell to me, each

speaking in his turn, and continually interrupting themselves to beg me

to decide speedily where I wanted to go. They stated frankly that they

had not any too much time, as they had several other visits to make

before dinner in various parts of the world. The Angel polished his

feathers with a small hat-brush and the Devil seemed to be taking good

care of his nails, in default of the opportunity to visit a manicure.

Death stood immovable, inexorable. Imagine, even in her presence, I had

to make up my mind where I wanted to go. It was a terrible experience,

I can tell you! It was as if she were saying, Hurry now, hurry now!

Nine minutes more. Only, of course, she did not utter a single word.

The Angel and the Devil were too silly. Had they been silent, it would

have been so much easier for me to decide. My mind would just be

wavering in a certain direction, when one of the supernatural visitors

would put me completely out with a warning about his rival's domain

and a word of enthusiasm for his own. Never have I suffered such

agony. I could not decide whether to go to Paradise or Pandemonium. My

perplexity grew as they argued. Meantime, it was obvious that I was

keeping Death from other bedsides. I could see that she was becoming

nervous and irritable, shifting first on one foot, then on the other.

It was evidently very irksome to her that she had taken a vow of

silence. In life, it is so easy; there is always something else to do.

But, in death, Carl, there is a single alternative; at least, it seemed

so to me for an unconscionable space of time. Suddenly, however, two

ideas occurred to me: I remembered that I had read somewhere that demon

and deity were originally derived from the same root: in that case,

one place would be as bad or as good as the other; and I remembered my

solution of the Bermuda problem: I could stay where I was. _I was not

compelled to go anywhere._ Stretching up my hands, I pulled hard on the

whip, which must have broken loose from the nail, because when I came

out of my coma, the thongs were gripped tightly in my hand, lying on

the blanket.

Peter concluded his story and, suddenly, with that delightful

inconsequence, which contributed so definite a charm to his manner, he

pointed to a woman in the crowd.

She resembles an ostrich and she is dressed like a peacock, he said.

Peter, I wish you wouldn't jest about death and holy things,

interjected Mrs. Whiffle, on whose literal mind the tale had evidently

clawed as an eagle claws the brain of a cat.

But, mother, Peter tried to mollify her, I am not jesting. I am telling

you something that happened.

Something that you _thought_ had happened, Mrs. Whiffle corrected, but

we should only think good thoughts. We should keep the dark ones out

of our minds, especially when they interfere and conflict with the

powerful words of Almighty God, our Creator.

I'm sorry, mother, I won't tell it again, he said, simply. Then,

after a nibble or two at a lobster, he turned to me, Mother is going

to America tomorrow. I shall be alone. Have you been to the Austrian

Tyrol? There's Russia, of course, and Spain, and those islands where

Synge used to go. Where are they? And Bucharest. Carlo, will you go

with me tomorrow to Buenos Ayres or Helsingfors?

You are not to be told where you are going, I replied, but you are

going with me.

Experience has taught me that people with principles are invariably

unreasonable. Peter had no principles and therefore he was reasonable.

So the next day, he really did drive back with us to Florence, through

the pleasant olive groves and vineyards. A jeroboam of chianti

enlivened the journey, and Edith adored the story of Peter's encounter

with Death, the Devil, and the Angel.

The Villa Allegra is set on the hills of Arcetri, high above the long

cypress-bordered avenue called the Stradone del Poggio Imperiale. The

villa is so artfully concealed amongst the cunningly-grouped, gnarled

olive trees, eucalypti, myrtles, plane-trees, laurels, pepper-trees,

and rows of cypresses, that, until you are in the very courtyard, you

are unaware of its propinquity, although, by some curious paradox,

the view from the loggia commands the surrounding country. The lovely

curve of the façade has been attributed to the hand of Raphael, and

Brunelleschi is said to have designed the cortile, for the physician

of the Medici once inhabited this country house, but the completely

successful loggia and the great salone were added by Chester Dale.

Peter had never been in Florence before; no more had I; so the romantic

charm of this lovely old house in the mountains served to occupy

us for several days. We inspected the sunken Roman bath and were

thrilled by the rope-ladder, which, when lowered through a trap-door,

connected a chamber on the second storey with a room on the first. We

were satisfied to sit in the evening under the red brocaded walls,

illuminated by wax tapers set in girandoles of green and rose faience,

to stroll in the gardens, to gaze off towards the distant hills from

the loggia. Edith entertained us with long accounts of the visits of

the spectre, the dame blanche who haunted the house. It was, if the

servants who swore they had seen her were to be believed, the spirit

of an elderly maiden lady who had died there. In life, it seems, she

had been of a jealous disposition and had tried to make the villa

uncomfortable for other guests. She was not successful in this effort

until she died, and not altogether successful even then, for there were

those who refused to be terrified by the persistent presence of this

spinster eidolon, which manifested itself in various ways. Others,

however, resembled Madame de Staël, who did not believe in ghosts but

was afraid of them.

In the mornings, Peter and I breakfasted together in the garden,

whither was borne us by the cynical butler a tray with individual

coffee percolators, a plate of fresh rolls, and a bowl of honey. The

peacocks strutted the terrace and the breeze blew the branches of the

fragrant gardenias across our noses. In the distance, the bells of

Florence softly tolled. In the afternoon, the distant hills became

purple and, in the evening, the atmosphere was tinged with green.

The peasants sang in the road below and the nightingales sang in the

olive copse. Roman lamps flickered on the tables and Strega, the

golden witch-liquid, stood in our tiny crumpled Venetian tumblers,

their distorted little bellies flecked with specks of gold. There were

occasional callers but no other resident guests than ourselves at the

villa and Edith, as was her custom, left us a good deal alone. On the

day of our arrival, indeed, she disappeared after luncheon and only

returned two days later, when she explained that she had gone to visit

a friend at Pisa. We usually met her at dinner when she came out to

the garden-table, floating in white crêpe de chine, with a turban of

turquoise blue or some vivid brilliant green, but during the day she

was seldom visible. She ate her breakfast alone on the balcony above

our bedroom, then read for an hour or two. What she did after, one

never knew, save as she told of it.

Meanwhile, Peter and I wandered about, inspecting the shops on the

Ponte Vecchio, tramping through the old palaces and galleries. Several

times Peter paused; he hesitated for the longest time, I think, before

the David of Donatello, that exquisite soft bronze of the Biblical lad,

nude but for his wreathed helmet, standing in his adolescent slender

beauty with one foot on the head of the decapitated giant. He carries a

sword and over his face flutters a quizzical expression. Indeed, what

Walter Pater said of the face of Monna Lisa might equally well apply

to the face of David. So remarked Peter, explaining that the quality

of both the David and Leonardo's darling was the same, both possessed

a compelling charm, and it was the charm of David which had slain the

ugly giant, just as charm always kills ugliness. And he swore that this

was the most beautiful object that the hand of man had yet created, an

art expression which reached its emotional and intellectual zenith, and

then he spoke of the advantage that sculpture enjoyed over painting.

One tires of a painting. It is always the same. There is never anything

new in it. But with a statue, every different light gives it a novel

value, _and it can be turned around_. When you tire of one aspect,

you try another. That is why statues belong in houses and pictures

belong in museums. You can visit the museum when you wish to look

at a picture, but it is impossible to live with a picture, because

it is always the same. You can kill any picture, even a picture by

Velázquez, by hanging it on your own wall, for in a few days it becomes

a commonplace to you, a habit, and at last one day you do not look at

it any more, you scarcely are aware that it is there at all, and you

are surprised when your friends speak of it, speak of it admiringly.

Yes, you say, unconvinced, it is beautiful. But you do not believe it.

On the other hand, a statue is new every day. Every passing cloud in

the sky, every shifting of the location of a lamp, gives a new value to

a statue, and when you tire of seeing it in the house, you can transfer

it to the garden where it begins another avatar.

Leaving David behind us, we walked down the long, marble, fourteenth

century stairway of the Palazzo del Podestà, into the magnificent court

embellished with the armorial bearings of the old chief magistrates,

out to the Via del Procónsolo, on through the winding streets to

the Palazzo Riccardi, where Peter again paused before the frescoes

of Benozzo Gozzoli. The Gifts of the Magi is the general title but

Gozzoli, according to a pleasant custom of his epoch, has painted the

Medici on a hunting expedition, the great Lorenzo on a white charger,

with a spotted leopard at its heels, falcons on the wrists of his

brilliant attendants, a long train of lovely boys, in purple and

mulberry and blue and green and gold, the colours as fresh, perhaps,

as the day they were painted. The most beautiful room in the world,

Peter exclaimed, this little oratory about the size of a cubicle at

Oxford, painted by candle-light, for until recently, there was no

window in the room, and I believed him. I am not sure but, belike, I

believe him still. Then Peter loved the walk in that gallery which

connects the Pitti Palace with the Uffizi, a long narrow gallery which

runs over the shops of the Ponte Vecchio (was ever another bridge so

richly endowed with artistic and commercial interest?), where hang the

old portraits of the families who have reigned in Florence, and some

others. Quaint old canvases, they are, by artists long forgotten and of

people no longer remembered, but more interesting to Peter and me than

the famous Botticellis and Bellinis and Giorgiones which crowded the

walls of the galleries. As we stood before them, Peter imagined tales

of adventure and romance to suit the subjects, pinning his narratives

to the expression of a face, the style of a sleeve, the embroidery of

a doublet, or to some accompanying puppet or pet, some ill-featured

hunch-back dwarf.

Thus the days passed and Peter became dreamy and wistful and the

charm of his spirit, I believe, was never before so poignant, for

his chameleon soul had taken on the hue of the renaissance and its

accompanying spirituality, the spirituality of the artist, the happy

working artist contriving works of genius. He could have perfectly

donned the costume of the cinquecento, for the revolutionary Peter of

New York, the gay, faun-like Peter of Paris, had disappeared, and a

Peter of reveries and dreams had usurped their place.

Never have I been so happy, he said to me on one of these days, as I am

now. This is true beauty, the beauty of spirit, art which has nothing

to do with life, which, indeed, makes you forget the existence of life.

Of course, however, this is of no help to the contemporary artist.

Confronted, on every hand, with perfection, he must lay down his chisel

or his brush or his pen. Great art can never flourish here again. That

is why Browning's poetry about Florence is so bad; why Ouida, perhaps

a lesser artist, succeeded where Browning failed. This is the ideal

spot in which to idle, to dream, even to think, but no work is possible

here and that, perhaps, is why I love Florence so much. I feel that I

could remain here always and, if I did I should do nothing, nothing,

that is, but drink my coffee and eat my rolls and honey in the morning,

gaze across to the hills and dream, stroll over the wondrous Ponte

Santa Trinità, which connects us so gracefully with the Via Tornabuoni,

wonder how Ghirlandaio achieved the naïve charm of the frescoes in the

choir of Santa Maria Novella, nothing else but these things. And, of

course, I should always avoid the Piazza Vittorio Emanuele.

But he had scarcely uttered the name before he determined that he must

drink some beer and so we strolled across the Piazza, on which he had

just placed a malison, into the Giubbe Rosse, full of Americans writing

letters, and Swedes and Germans, reading their native papers. We sat

down at a table just outside the door and asked one of the red-coats,

whose scarlet jackets give this place its cant name, to bring us

two steins of Münchener. Then came an anachronism, one of those

anachronisms so unusual in Florence which, more than any other city, is

all of a piece. A stage-coach, such a coach as one sees in old England,

drawn by four horses, drove gaily through the square. The interior

seemed empty but on the top sat several English girls in sprigged

muslins, a few pale youths, and a hatless man with very long hair, who

was clad in olive-green velvet.

Who is it? I asked a man at a neighbouring table.

And the reply came, That is Gordon Craig and his school.

A few days later, Peter encountered Papini, that strange and very ugly

youth, who mingled his dreams and his politics, mixing mysticism and

propaganda until one became uncertain whether he was seer or socialist,

and Marinetti. He read Mafarka le Futuriste and Marinetti talked to

him about war and vaudeville, noise and overthrow, excitement and

destruction. Bomb the palaces and build factories where they stood! So

Marinetti enjoined his followers. Whatever is today is art; whatever

was yesterday is nothing, worse than nothing, refuse, manure. Peter

was especially amused by Marinetti's war cry, Méprisez la femme! his

banishment of the nude and adultery from art, which was to become

entirely male. So, indeed, was life, for Marinetti exhorted his male

disciples to bear their own children! All these ideas, Peter repeated

to me in a dreamy, veiled voice, noting at the same time that one of

Marinetti's arms was longer than the other. It did not seem quite the

proper environment to carry on in this respect, but the words of the

Italian futurist had indubitably made an impression. I could see that

it was quite likely that Peter would become a Marinettist when he went

back to New York.

At dinner, one night, it became apparent that Peter once more was

considering his life work. One of the guests, a contessa with a florid

face and an ample bosom, began to fulminate:

Art is magic. Art is a formula. Once master a formula and you can

succeed in expressing yourself. Barrie has a formula. Shaw has a

formula. Even George Cohan has a formula. Black magic, negromancy,

that's what it is: the eye of a newt, the beak of a raven, herbs

gathered at certain hours, the heart of a black cat, boiled in a pot

together, call up the bright devils to do your bidding.

Art is a protest, corrected Mina Loy. Each artist is protesting

against something: Hardy, against life itself; Shaw, against shams;

Flaubert, against slipshod workmanship; George Moore, against prudery;

Cunninghame Graham, against civilization; Arthur Machen, against

reality; Theodore Dreiser, against style....

Never did I feel less sure of the meaning of art than I do here,

surrounded by it, began Peter, although I have never been more

conscious of it, more susceptible to real beauty, more lulled by its

magic. Yet I do not understand its meaning. It does not help me to

work out my own problems. The trails cross. For instance, here is

Edith leading her own life; here are we all leading our own lives, as

remote as possible from Donatello and Gozzoli. Here is Gordon Craig,

dressed like Bunthorne, driving a stage-coach and sending out arcane

but thundering manifestos against a theatre in which his mother and

Eleanora Duse are such conspicuous examples; here is Papini working and

dreaming; here is Marinetti shooting off fire-crackers; here are the

Braggiottis, teaching young Americans the elements of music in that

modern music-room with bas-relief portraits of the great composers,

Beethoven, Bach, Verdi, Mozart, Wagner, Rossini ... and Sebastian B.

Schlesinger, moulded in the frieze. Here is Loeser, always building

new houses and never completing them; here is Arthur Acton, with a

chauffeur who sings tenor arias in the drawing-room after dinner;

here is Leo Stein, collecting Renoirs and Cézannes for his villa at

Settignano. What does it all mean, unless it means that everything

should be scrambled together? I think a great book might be written if

everything the hero thought and felt and observed could be put into it.

You know how, in the old novel, only what is obviously essential to the

plot or the development of character is selected. But a man, crossing a

street to commit a murder, does not continuously think of the murder.

The cry of Buns! hot cross buns! the smell of onions or dead fish, the

sight of a pretty woman, impress his senses and remind him of still

other things. These ideas, impressions, objects, should all be set

down. Nothing should be omitted, nothing! One might write a whole book

of two hundred thousand words about the events of an hour. And what a

book! What a book!

This was before the day of Dorothy Richardson, James Joyce, and Marcel

Proust. The contessa snorted. Mina Loy, at the other end of the table,

looked interested in Peter for the first time, I thought. The white

Persian cat, one of Edith's cats, with his superb porcelain-blue eyes,

sauntered into the room, his tail raised proudly. Edith spoke:

The great artists put themselves into their work; the cat never does.

Men like Stieglitz and de Meyer put themselves into their cameras,

that is why their photographs are wonderful, but the cat never puts

himself into a camera. The great conquerors put themselves into their

actions; the cat never does. Lovers put themselves into the selves of

their loved ones, seeking identity; the cat never does. Mystics try to

lose themselves in union with their gods; the cat never does. Musicians

put themselves into their instruments; the cat never does. Indian

men, working in the ground, put themselves in the earth, in order to

get themselves back in the forms of wheat or maize to nourish their

bodies; the cat never does. Navajo women, when they weave blankets, go

so completely into the blanket while they are working on it, that they

always leave a path in the weaving that comes out at the last corner

for their souls to get out of the blanket; otherwise they would be

imprisoned in it. The cat never does things like this!

So every one really centres his self somewhere outside of himself;

every one gets out of his body. The cat _never_ does. Every one has a

false centre. Only the cat--the feline--has a true centredness inside

himself. Dogs and other animals centre themselves in people and are

therefore open to influence. The cat stays at home inside his body and

can never be influenced.

Every one has always worked magic through these false centres--doing

things to himself--seeking outlets, seeking expression, seeking power,

all of which are only temporarily satisfactory like a movement of the

bowels, which is all it amounts to on the psychic plane. The cat _is_

magic, _is_ himself, _is_ power. The cat knows how to live, staying as

he does inside his own body, for that is the only place where he _can_

live! That is the only place where he can experience being _here_ and

_now_.

Of course, all the false-centred people have a kind of magic power, for

any centredness is power, but it doesn't last and it doesn't satisfy

them. Art has been the greatest deceiver of all--the better the art,

the greater the deception. It isn't necessary to objectify or express

experience. What IS necessary IS to _be_. The cat knows this. May be,

that is why the cat has been an object of worship; may be, the ancients

felt intuitively that the cat had the truth in him.

Do you see where these reflections lead? The whole world is wildly

pursuing a mirage; only the cat is at home, so to speak.

Actors understand this. They only get a sense of reality when they

throw themselves into a part ... a false centre.

The cat understands pure being, which is _all_ we need to know and

which it takes us a lifetime to learn. It is both subject and object.

It is its own outlet and its own material. It _is_. All the rest of us

are divided bits of self, some here, some there. The cat has a complete

subjective unity. Being its own centre, it radiates electricity in

all directions. It is magnetic and impervious. I have known people to

keep a cat so that they could stroke the electricity out of it. Why

didn't they know how to be electric as the cat IS? The cat is the fine

specimen of the I am. Who of us is so fully the I am that I am?

Look around the world! Everybody putting him_self_ _out_ in some form

or another! Why? It doesn't do any good. At the end you exhaust the

possibilities of the outside world--geographically and spiritually. You

can use up the external. You can come to the end of objectifying and

objectives, and then what? In the end, only what we started with--the

Self in the body, the Self at home, where it was all the time while

bits of it were wandering outside.

Peter applauded with sundry bravos and benisons and divers amens, but

was moved to ask, Does the cat know this? Has the cat got a _conscious

being_? Does he appreciate his advantage?

But no one answered these questions, least of all the haughty white

Persian.

Apparently unreasonably (this biography was as far from my mind as

anything well could be), following a habit which I never could explain

to myself until I became a professional writer and the reason became

clear, before going to bed, I made notes on this and several subsequent

evenings and it is upon these notes that I am drawing now, to refresh

my memory. A few nights later, when Edith and Peter and I were sitting

alone on the loggia, Peter talked to us about the critics.

The trouble with the critics, he was saying, is that they are not

contradictory enough. They stick to a theory for better or worse, as

unwise men stick to an unwise marriage. Once they have exploited a

postulate about art or about an artist, they make all his work conform

to this postulate, if they admire it. On the other hand, if the work of

an artist displeases them, they use the postulate as a hammer. I think

it is Oscar Wilde who has written, Only mediocre minds are consistent.

There is something very profound in this aphorism.

Consider Frank Harris's Shakespeare theory, for example. It is good

enough as an idea, as a casual inspiration it is almost a masterpiece.

It would make a fine essay; if it had been used as a passing reference

in a book, it probably would have been quoted for years. Harris,

however, has spun it out into two thick volumes and made it fit

into crevices and crannies where it cannot very well feel at home.

Certainly, it is true that any artist creates his characters out of

his own virtues and weaknesses; all of a novelists' characters, to

a certain extent, reflect phases of himself. The mistake Harris has

made lies in identifying Shakespeare only with his weak, unsuccessful,

sentimental, disappointed, unhappy characters, such as Hamlet, Macbeth,

Orsino, Antonio, and Romeo. Shakespeare probably was just as much Sir

Toby Belch and Falstaff. Curiously, this theory of identification fits

the critic himself, the intellectual creator, more snugly than it does

the romancer, the emotional creator. Remy de Gourmont has pointed this

out. He says, Criticism is perhaps the most suggestive of literary

forms; it is a perpetual confession; believing to analyze the works

of others, the critic unveils and exposes himself to the public. So

from these books we may learn more about Frank Harris than we do about

Shakespeare.[2] This, of course, has its value.

But that is why Shakespeare is greater than his critics, that is

greater than the critics who cling to one theory. Shakespeare speaks

only through his characters and he can say, or make some one say,

Frailty, thy name is woman,

but on the next page another character may deny this sentiment, for

this is not Shakespeare's opinion, it is that of an incensed lover. So

Richard III remarks:

Conscience is but a word the cowards use,

Devised at first to keep the strong in awe.

But Hamlet replies:

Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.

Both are true, both good philosophy, and so from the playwright, the

great poet, the novelist, you get a rounded view of life which a critic

usually denies you.

Occasionally a critic does contradict himself and really becomes human

and delightful and we take him to our hearts, but the next day all

the doctors and professors and pundits are excoriating him, assuring

us that he is not consistent, that he is a loose writer, etc. Good

critics, I should like to believe, are always loose writers; they

perpetually contradict themselves; their work is invariably palinodal.

How, otherwise, can they strive for vision, and how can they inspire

vision in the reader without striving for vision themselves? Good

critics should grope and, if they must define, they should constantly

contradict their own definitions. In this way, in time, a certain

understanding might be reached. For instance, how delightful of Anatole

France to describe criticism as a soul's adventures among masterpieces,

and then to devote his critical pen to minor poets and unimportant

eighteenth century figures.

But, asked Edith, does not the reader in his own mind contradict the

consistent critic? Does not this answer your purpose?

By no means. What you say is quite true. A dogmatic writer rouses a

spirit of contradiction in the reader, but this is often a spirit of

ire, of deep resentment. That is in itself, assuredly, something, but

it is not the whole purpose of criticism to arouse anger, whatever

the prima donna who reads the papers the morning after her début at

the Opera may think. Criticism should open channels of thought and

not close them; it should stimulate the soul and not revolt it. And

criticism can only be wholesome and sane and spiritually stimulating

when it is contradictory. I do not mean to say that a critic should

never dogmatize--I suppose at this moment I myself appear to be

dogmatizing! He may be as dogmatic as he pleases for a page or two

pages, but it is unsafe to base an entire book on a single idea and

it is still more unsafe to reflect this idea in one's next book. It

is better to turn the leaf and begin afresh on a new page. Artists

are never consistent. Ibsen apparently wrote A Doll's House to prove

that the truth should always be told to one's nearest and dearest and,

apparently, he wrote The Wild Duck to prove that it should not. Ibsen,

you see, was a poet and he knew that both his theses were true. In his

attempt to explain the revolutionary doctrines which he found inherent

in Wagner's Ring, Bernard Shaw ran across many snags. He swam through

the Rheingold, rode triumphantly through Die Walküre, even clambered

gaily through Siegfried, by making the hero a protestant, but when he

reached Götterdämmerung, his hobby-horse bucked and threw him. Shaw was

forced to admit that Götterdämmerung was pure opera, and he attempted

to evade the difficulty by explaining that Wagner wrote the book for

this work before he wrote the other three, quite forgetting that, if

Wagner's intention had been the creation of a revolutionary cycle, it

would have been entirely possible for him to rewrite the last drama

to fit the thesis. The fact is that the work is inconsistent from any

point of view except the point of view of art. Any critic who is an

artist will be equally inconsistent.

Truth! Truth! Peter cried in scorn. Forsooth, what is truth? Voltaire

was right: error also has its merits.

And yet ... I began.

And yet! he interrupted, still more scornfully. No, there is no such

thing as truth. Truth is impossible. Truth is incredible. The most

impossible and incredible physical, spiritual, or mental form or

idea or conception in the cosmos is the cult of truth. Truth implies

permanence and nothing is permanent. Truth implies omniscience and no

one is omniscient. Truth implies community of feeling and no two human

beings feel alike about anything, except perhaps for a few shifting

seconds. Truth, well if there is such a thing as truth, we may at least

say that it is beyond human power to recognize it.

But it is not impossible to approach Truth, to play around her,

to almost catch her, to vision her, so to speak. No, that is not

impossible. Natheless, the artist, the writer, the critic who most

nearly approaches Truth is he who contradicts himself the oftenest

and the loudest. One of the very best books James Huneker has written

is a work purporting to come from the pen of a certain Old Fogy, in

which that one opposes all of James's avowed opinions. It is probable,

indeed, that we can get the clearest view of Huneker's ideas from this

book.

Then truth is not an essential of art? I asked.

It has, of course, nothing whatever to do with art. No more has form.

Life has so much form that art, which should never imitate life, should

be utterly lacking in form. Criticism appears to be a case apart.

Criticism is an attempt, at its worst at least, to define art and

definition implies truth and error. But what the critics do not realize

in their abortive efforts to capture her, is that Truth is elusive. She

slips away if you try to pin her down. You must, as Matthew Arnold has

said much better than I can, approach her from all sides. Even then she

will elude you, for the reason I have elucidated, because she does not

exist!

Why do we read the old critics? For ideas? Seldom. Style? More

often. Anecdote? Always, when there is any. Spirit? We delight in

it. Facts? Never. No, you will never find facts--at least about such

a metaphysical concept as art--correctly stated in books, because

there is no way of stating them correctly. And the evasion of facts

is an exact science which has yet to become popular with the critics,

although it is always popular with readers, as the continued success

of Berlioz's Mémoires goes to show. We read the old critics _to find

out about the critics_, not about the subjects on which they are

writing. Consequently, it is only the critics who have been interesting

personalities who are read through many generations.

As an addendum, I might state that interest in art is fatal. An

enthusiastic essay will kill anything. Spontaneity and freshness do

not withstand praise. Art must be devoid of self-consciousness. A

certain famous actress once told me that she never liked to have people

particularize in their enthusiasm about one of her performances. When,

she said, they tell me that such and such a gesture, such and such a

tone of voice, is the important moment in one of my interpretations,

I can never repeat it without remembering their praise, and,

involuntarily, something of the original freshness has departed.

I remember another occasion on which Peter talked about the subject

that most interested him.

It is the pleasant custom of present day publishers of books, he

was saying, to prelude the real publication of a volume by what is

technically known as a dummy. The dummy, the sample from which orders

are taken, to all outward inspection, appears to be precisely like the

finished book. The covers, the labels, the painted top, and the uncut

edges give one every reason to hope for a meaty interior. Once opened,

however, the book offers the browser a succession of blank pages.

Sheet after sheet of clean white paper slips through his fingers,

unless, by some chance, he has opened the volume at the beginning, for

the title-page and table of contents are printed (the dedication is

missing), and so are the first thirteen pages of the text.

Such dummies are irresistible to me. Coming warm, hot even, from

the binder, they palpitate with a suggestion which no perusal of

their contents can disturb. How much better than the finished book!

I exclaim, and there are days when I feel that I will never write a

book; I will write only dummies. I would write a title-page, a table

of contents, and thirteen pages of some ghost essay, breaking off in

the middle of a curious phrase, leaving the reader sweetly bewildered

in this maze of tender thought. And, to give this dummy over-value,

to heighten its charm and its mystery, I would add an index to the

blank pages, wherein one could learn that on empty page 76 hovered the

spirits of Heliogabalus and Gertrude Atherton. It would further inform

one that Joe Jackson, George Augustus Sala, and fireless cookers were

discussed on page 129. Fancy the reader's delight in learning that

he might cull passages dealing with the breeding of white mice on

unbegotten pages 67, 134, 185 et seq., 210, 347!

I have it in mind to call my first dummy, Shelling Peas for Shillings.

The binding will be of magenta boards with a pistachio-green label,

printed in magenta ink. The top will be stained pistachio-green and the

edges will be unopened. On the title-page, I shall set an appropriate

motto and a plausible table of contents might include:

The Incredible History of Ambrose Gwinett

Inkstains and Stoppage

Purcell, Polko, and Things Beginning with a P

Folk-Dancing at Coney Island

Carnegie Hall as a Cure for Insomnia

Many Blue Objects and One Black One

Ouida's Italy

Erasmus Darwin's Biographer

Etc.

You see how the subjects present images and ideas which will make

it possible for the reader, in his mind's eye, to write the papers

himself. Shelling Peas for Shillings, Peter rolled the name over. It's

a good title. I shouldn't wonder if sometime that dummy would be much

sought after by collectors.

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