I met a girl....

The next few weeks have left a rather confused impression in my mind,

perhaps because Peter himself seemed to be confused. He never spoke

of his book. Occasionally we went to the theatre or to a concert. I

remember a concert of Negro music at Carnegie Hall, when there were

twenty-four pianos and thirty banjos in the band and the Negroes

sang G'wine up, Go Down, Moses, Rise and Shine, Run Mary, Run, and

Swing Low, Sweet Chariot, with less of the old plantation spirit than

either Peter or I could have assumed, but when the band broke into

ragtime, the banjos twanged, the pianos banged, the blacks swayed

back and forth, the roof was raised, and glory was upon us. Once,

coming out of Æolian Hall, after a concert given by Elena Gerhardt,

we were confronted by a wagon-load of double basses in their trunks.

Two of the monsters, with their fat bellies and their long necks,

stood vis-à-vis on the sidewalk and seemed to be conversing, while

their brothers on the wagon, a full nine, wore the most ridiculously

dégagé air of dignity. We will not sit down, not here at any rate, they

plainly said, but they did not complain. Peter laughed a good deal at

them and remarked that the aristocrats in the French Revolution must

have gone to the guillotine in much the same manner, only the absurd

double basses in their trunks had no roses to smell. Never have I seen

inanimate objects so animate save once, at a rehearsal in the darkened

Belasco Theatre, when the curly gold backs of the ornate chairs,

peeping over the rails of the boxes, assumed the exact appearance of

Louis XIV wigs on stately gentlemen. We heard Toscanini conduct the

Ninth Symphony at the Metropolitan Opera House and we went to see Mrs.

Leslie Carter play Paula Tanqueray. Often, in those days, we dined

at the Pavillon d'Orient, an Armenian restaurant on Lexington Avenue.

Peter particularly enjoyed a pudding called Tavouk Gheoksu, made of

shredded chicken-breasts, pounded rice flour, powdered sugar, and

cinnamon, and Midia Dolma, which are mussels stuffed with raisins and

rice and pignolia nuts. Studying the menu one night, it occurred to

him that the names of the dishes would make excellent names for the

characters of a play. The heroine, of course, he said, would be Lahana

Sarma and the adventuress, Sgara Keofté; Enguinar is a splendid name

for a hero, and the villain should be called Ajem Pilaf! There was a

negro café in the basement of a building on Thirty-eighth street, which

we frequently visited to see a most amazing mulatto girl, apparently

boneless, fling herself about while a pitch-black boy with ivory teeth

pummelled his drum, at intervals tossing his sticks high in the air and

catching them dexterously, and the pianist pounded Will Tyers's Maori

out of the piano. Occasionally we patronized more conventional cafés,

one especially, where Peter was interested in a dancer, who painted her

face with Armenian bole and said she was a descendant of a Hindu Rajah.

It was during this period that Peter nourished a desire to be tattooed

and we sought out masters of the art on the Bowery and at Coney Island.

For hours at a time he would examine the albums of designs or watch the

artist at work decorating sailors and stevedores. One of these young

men came nearly every day until his entire body, with the exception of

his eye-balls, lips, and nails, had become a living Persian carpet, a

subtle tracery of arabesques and fantastic beasts, birds and reptiles.

The process of application was interesting. First, the pattern must be

pricked out on glazed paper, smeared with lamp-black; this was laid

on the surface to be tattooed and the outline left by the lamp-black

was worked over with needles. The artist utilized a piece of wood into

which were fixed with wires, nine or ten sharp points. The victims

seemed to suffer a good deal of pain, but they suffered in silence. It

was not, however, fear of pain that caused Peter to hesitate. I think

he would have been frescoed from head to foot, could he have once

decided upon a design. Day after day, he looked over the sketches,

professional symbols, military, patriotic, and religious, symbols of

love, metaphorical emblems and emblems fantastic and historical, frogs,

tarantulas, serpents, hearts transfixed with arrows, crosses surmounted

by spheres, and cannon. He was most tempted, I think, by the design of

an Indian holding aloft the flag of the United States.

Late in March, he suggested a trip to Bermuda.

We must go somewhere, he explained, and why not Bermuda? It's not too

far away.

I had been working hard and welcomed the idea of a vacation. To the

question of a destination I was comparatively indifferent. It was,

however, not too easy to arrange for even a brief leave of absence

from the Times during the busy Winter months. By pleading incipient

nervous prostration, however, I managed to accomplish my purpose.

On the day marked for our departure, I set out, bags in hands, for the

office of the steamship company on lower Broadway, where Peter had

commissioned me to stop for the tickets. There, a clerk behind the

counter gave me a note. It was from Peter.

Dear Carl, it ran, I've cancelled our bookings. I can't go. Come in to

see me today and we'll arrange another trip.

An hour later I found Peter in bed in his room on East Broadway. He was

consuming a raw-beef sandwich but he laid it down to grasp my hand.

I'm sorry, he began, but I don't know how I ever happened to hit on the

idea of Bermuda. When I awoke this morning, the thought appalled me; I

couldn't get out of bed.

The counterpane was strewn with pamphlets relating to foreign travel.

The telephone rang.

Excuse me, he said, as he clutched the receiver. Then, by way of

explanation, It's the agent of the Cunard Line. I want to ask about the

southern route.

He did. He asked about sailings for Italy, Africa, India, and even

Liverpool and then he told the agent that he could not decide what to

do but he would let him know later.

Carl, he exclaimed suddenly, let's go to Alaska!

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