[_Sits, pushes hat on back of head, consults guide-book._]
+The Husband.+
[_Entering from the right, followed by the wife._]
We’ll cut the rest. We’ve seen
Enough to say we’ve seen them! And go get
A cup of tea, if decent tea is found
In Paris!
+The Wife.+
I should like a bun, if one
Can find one!
+The Husband.+
[_Dogmatically._]
Bun is a French word.
I’ve heard it frequently!
+The Wife.+
But bun in French
Does not mean English bun!
+The Husband.+
[_With finality._]
In English, French,--
In any language bun means bun! What else
Could bun mean, except bun--just bun!
+Glove Young Man.+
[_Closes guide-book, rising._]
Since English doesn’t work
I’ll try my French! Ahem! Pardon, monsieur!
Comprenez-vous anglais?
[_Speaking laboriously._]
+The Husband.+
Certainly not!
How dare you ask me! Come!
[_Leads wife away, to the left._]
+Glove Young Man.+