SOME ACCOUNT OF A GREAT FISHING EXPEDITION.

There was an old barometer of the banjo type in the parlour of the White

House, which, whatever might have been its character for veracity in

former days, had now become such an inveterate story-teller, that it was

pretty safe to accept as true, exactly the reverse of what it indicated.

One evening Mr Sudberry kept tapping that antique and musical-looking

instrument, with a view to get it to speak out its mind freely. The

worthy man's efforts were not in vain, for the instrument, whether out

of spite or not, we cannot say, indicated plainly "much rain."

Now, it must be known that Mr Sudberry knew as much about trout and

salmon-fishing as that celebrated though solitary individual, "the man

in the moon." Believing that bright, dry, sunny weather was favourable

to this sport, his heart failed him when the barometer became so

prophetically depressed, and he moved about the parlour with quick,

uneasy steps, to the distress of his good wife, whose work-box he twice

swept off the table with his coat-tails, and to the dismay of George,

whose tackle, being spread out for examination, was, to a large extent,

caught up and hopelessly affixed to the same unruly tails.

Supper and repose finally quieted Mr Sudberry's anxious temperament;

and when he awoke on the following morning, the sun was shining in

unclouded splendour through his window. Awaking with a start, he

bounced out of bed, and, opening his window, shouted with delight that

it was a glorious fishing-day.

The shout was addressed to the world at large, but it was responded to

only by Hobbs.

"Yes, sir, it _is_ a hexquisite day," said that worthy; "what a day for

the Thames, sir! It does my 'art good, sir, to think of that there

river."

Hobbs, who was standing below his master's window, with his coat off,

and his hands in his waistcoat-pockets, meant this as a happy and

delicate allusion to things and times of the past.

"Ah! Hobbs," said Mr Sudberry, "you don't know what fishing in the

Highlands is, yet; but you shall see. Are the rods ready?"

"Yes, sir."

"And the baskets and books?"

"Yes, sir."

"And, ah! I forgot--the flasks and sandwiches--are they ready, and the

worms?"

"Yes, sir; Miss Lucy's a makin' of the san'wiches in the kitchen at this

moment, and Maclister's a diggin' of the worms."

Mr Sudberry shut his window, and George, hearing the noise, leaped out

of bed with the violence that is peculiar to vigorous youth. Fred

yawned.

"What a magnificent day!" said George, rubbing his hands, and slapping

himself preparatory to ablutions; "I will shoot."

"Will you--a-ow?" yawned Fred: "I shall sketch. I mean to begin with

the old woman's hut."

"What! do you mean to have your nose plucked off and your eyes torn out

at the beginning of our holiday?"

"Not if I can help it, George; but I mean to run the risk--I mean to

cultivate that old woman."

"Hallo! hi!" shouted their father from below, while he tapped at the

window with the end of a fishing-rod. "Look alive there, boys, else

we'll have breakfast without you."

"Ay, ay, father!" Fred was up in a moment.

About two hours later, father and sons sallied out for a day's sport,

George with a fowling-piece, Fred with a sketch-book, and Mr Sudberry

with a fishing-rod, the varnish and brass-work on which, being perfectly

new, glistened in the sun.

"We part here, father," said George, as they reached a rude bridge that

spanned the river about half a mile distant from the White House. "I

mean to clamber up the sides of the Ben, and explore the gorges. They

say that ptarmigan and mountain hares are to be found there."

The youth's eye sparkled with enthusiasm; for, having been born and bred

in the heart of London, the idea of roaming alone among wild rocky glens

up among the hills, far from the abodes of men, made him fancy himself

little short of a second Crusoe. He was also elated at the thought of

firing at _real_ wild birds and animals--his experiences with the gun

having hitherto been confined to the unromantic practice of a

shooting-gallery in Regent Street.

"Success to you, George," cried Mr Sudberry, waving his hand to his

son, as the latter was about to enter a ravine.

"The same to you, father," cried George, as he waved his cap in return,

and disappeared.

Five minutes' walk brought them to the hut of the poor old woman, whose

name they had learned was Moggy.

"This, then, is my goal," said Fred, smiling. "I hope to scratch in the

outline of the interior before you catch your first trout."

"Take care the old woman doesn't scratch out your eyes, Fred," said the

father, laughing. "Dinner at five--_sharp_, remember."

Fred entered the hovel, and Mr Sudberry, walking briskly along the road

for a quarter of a mile, diverged into a foot-path which conducted him

to the banks of the river, and to the margin of a magnificent pool where

he hoped to catch his first trout.

And now, at last, had arrived that hour to which Mr Sudberry had long

looked forward with the most ardent anticipation. To stand alone on a

lovely summer's day, rod in hand, on the banks of a Highland stream, had

been the ambition of the worthy merchant ever since he was a boy. Fate

had decreed that this ambition should not be gratified until his head

was bald; but he did not rejoice the less on this account. His limbs

were stout and still active, and his enthusiasm was as strong as it was

in boyhood. No one knew the powerful spirit of angling which dwelt in

Mr Sudberry's breast. His wife did not, his sons did not. He was not

fully aware of it himself, until opportunity revealed it in the most

surprising manner. He had, indeed, known a little of the angler's

feelings in the days of his youth, but he had a soul above punts, and

chairs, and floats, and such trifles; although, like all great men, he

did not despise little things. Many a day had he sat on old Father

Thames, staring, with eager expectation, at a gaudy float, as if all his

earthly hopes were dependent on its motions; and many a struggling fish

had he whipped out of the muddy waters with a shout of joy. But he

thought of those days, now, with the feelings of an old soldier who,

returning from the wars to his parents' abode, beholds the drum and

pop-gun of his childhood. He recalled the pleasures of the punt with

patronising kindliness, and gazed majestically on crag, and glen, and

bright, glancing stream, while he pressed his foot upon the purple

heath, and put up his fishing-rod!

Mr Sudberry was in his element now. The deep flush on his gladsome

countenance indicated the turmoil of combined romance and delight which

raged within his heaving chest, and which he with difficulty prevented

from breaking forth into an idiotic cheer. He was alone, as we have

said. He was purposely so. He felt that, as yet, no member of his

family could possibly sympathise with his feelings. It was better that

they should not witness emotions which they could not thoroughly

understand. Moreover, he wished to surprise them with the result of his

prowess--in regard to which his belief was unlimited. He felt, besides,

that it was better there should be no witness to the trifling failures

which might be expected to occur in the first essay of one wholly

unacquainted with the art of angling, as practised in these remote

glens.

The pool beside which Mr Sudberry stood was one which Hector Macdonald

had pointed out as being one of the best in the river. It lay at the

tail of a rapid, had an eddy in it, and a rippling, oily surface. The

banks were in places free from underwood, and only a few small trees

grew near them. The shadow of the mountain, which reared its rugged

crest close to it, usually darkened the surface, but, at the time we

write of, a glowing sun poured its rays into the deepest recesses of the

pool--a fact which filled Mr Sudberry, in his ignorance, with delight;

but which, had he known better, would have overwhelmed him with dismay.

In the present instance it happened that "ignorance was bliss," for as

every fish in the pool was watching the angler with grave upturned eyes

while he put up his rod, and would as soon have attempted to swallow Mr

Sudberry's hat as leap at his artificial flies, it was well that he was

not aware of the fact, otherwise his joy of heart would have been turned

into sorrow sooner than there was any occasion for.

Musing on piscatorial scenes past, present, and to come, Mr Sudberry

passed the line through the rings of his rod with trembling and excited

fingers.

While thus engaged, he observed a break on the surface of the pool, and

a fish caused a number of rings to form on the water; those floated

toward him as if to invite him on. Mr Sudberry was red-hot now with

hope and expectation. It was an _enormous_ trout that had risen. Most

trouts that are seen, but not caught, are enormous!

There is no pleasure without its alloy. It could not be expected that

the course of true sport, any more than that of true love, should run

smooth. Mr Sudberry's ruddy face suddenly turned pale when he

discovered that he had forgotten his fishing book! Each pocket in his

coat was slapped and plunged into with vehement haste, while drops of

cold perspiration stood on his forehead. It was not to be found.

Suddenly he recollected the basket at his back: wrenching it open, he

found the book there, and joy again suffused his visage.

Selecting his best line and hooks--as pointed out to him by Hector--Mr

Sudberry let out a few yards of line, and prepared for action.

Remembering the advice and example of his friend, he made his first

cast.

Ha! not so bad. The line fell rather closer to the bank on which he

stood than was consistent with the vigour of the cast; but never mind,

the next would be better! The next _was_ better. The line went out to

its full extent, and came down on the water with such a splash that no

trout in its senses would have looked at the place for an hour

afterwards. But Mr Sudberry was ignorant of this, so he went on

hopefully.

As yet the line was short, so he let out half a dozen yards boldly, and

allowed the stream to draw it straight. Then, making a violent effort,

he succeeded in causing it to descend in a series of circles close to

his feet! This, besides being unexpected, was embarrassing. Determined

to succeed, he made another cast, and caught the top branch of a small

tree, the existence of which he had forgotten. There the hooks remained

fixed.

A deep sigh broke from the excited man, as he gazed ruefully up at the

tree. Under a sudden and violent impulse, he tried to pull the tackle

forcibly away. This would not do. He tried again till the rod bent

almost double, and he was filled with amazement to find that the

casting-line, though no thicker than a thread, could stand such a pull.

Still the hooks held on. Laying down his rod, he wiped his forehead and

sighed again.

But Mr Sudberry was not a man to be easily thwarted. Recalling the

days of his boyhood, he cast off his coat and nimbly shinned up the

trunk of the tree. In a few minutes he reached the top branch and

seized it. At that moment the bough on which he stood gave way, and he

fell to the ground with a terrible crash, bringing the top branch with

him! Gathering himself up, he carefully manipulated his neck, to

ascertain whether or not it was broken. He found that it was not; but

the line was, so he sat down quietly on the bank and replaced it with a

new one.

Before Mr Sudberry left that spot on the bank beside the dark pool, he

had caught the tree four times and his hat twice, but he had caught no

trout. "They're not taking to-day, that's it," he muttered sadly to

himself; "but come, cheer up, old fellow, and try a new fly."

Thus encouraged by himself, Mr Sudberry selected a large blue fly with

a black head, red wings, and a long yellow tail. It was a gorgeous, and

he thought a tempting creature; but the trout were evidently not of the

same opinion. For several hours the unfortunate piscator flogged the

water in vain. He became very hot during this prolonged exertion,

stumbled into several holes, and wetted both legs up to the knees, had

his cap brushed off more than once by overhanging branches, and

entangled his line grievously while in the act of picking it up, bruised

his shins several times, and in short got so much knocked about,

battered, and worried, that he began to feel in a state of mental and

physical dishevelment.

Still his countenance did not betray much of his feelings. He found

fishing more difficult in all respects than he had expected; but what

then? Was he going to give way to disgust at the first disappointment?

Certainly not. Was he going to fail in perseverance now, after having

established a reputation for that quality during a long commercial life

in the capital of England? Decidedly not. Was that energy, that

vigour, that fervour of character for which he was noted, to fail him

here--here, in an uncivilised country, where it was so much required--

after having been the means of raising him from a humble station to one

of affluence; after having enabled him to crush through all

difficulties, small or great, as well as having caused him to sweep

hecatombs of crockery to destruction with his coat tails? Indubitably

not!

Glowing with such thoughts, the dauntless man tightened his cap on his

brow, pressed his lips together with a firm smile, frowned

good-humouredly at fate and the water, and continued his unflagging,

though not unflogging, way.

So, the hot sun beat down upon him until evening drew on apace, and then

the midges came out. The torments which Mr Sudberry endured after this

were positively awful, and the struggles that he made, in the bravery of

his cheerful heart, to bear up against them, were worthy of a hero of

romance. His sufferings were all the more terrible and exasperating,

that at first they came in the shape of an effect without a cause. The

skin of his face and hands began to inflame and to itch beyond

endurance--to his great surprise; for the midges were so exceedingly

small and light, that, being deeply intent on his line, he did not

observe them. He had heard of midges, no doubt; but never having seen

them, and being altogether engrossed in his occupation, he never thought

of them for a moment. He only became aware of ever-increasing

uneasiness, and exhibited a tendency to rub the backs of his hands

violently on his trousers, and to polish his countenance with his cuffs.

It must be the effect of exposure to the sun, he thought--yes, that was

it; of course, that would go off soon, and he would become

case-hardened, a regular mountaineer! Ha! was that a trout? Yes, that

must have been one at last; to be sure, there were several stones and

eddies near the spot where it rose, but he knew the difference between

the curl of an eddy now and the splash of a trout; he would throw over

the exact spot, which was just a foot or two above a moss-covered stone

that peeped out of the water; he did so, and caught it--the stone, not

the trout--and the hooks remained fixed in the slimy green moss.

Mr Sudberry scratched his head and felt inclined to stamp. He even

experienced a wild desire to cast his rod violently into the river, and

walk home with his hands in his pockets; but he restrained himself.

Pulling on the line somewhat recklessly, the hook came away, to his

immense delight, trailing a long thread of the green moss along with it.

Mr Sudberry now took to holding a muttered conversation with himself--a

practice which was by no means new to him, and in the course of which he

was wont to address himself in curiously disrespectful terms. "Come,

come, John, my boy, don't be cast down! Never say die! Hope, ay, hope

told a flatter--Hallo! was that a rise? No, it must have been another

of these--what can be the matter with your skin to-day, John? I don't

believe it's the sun, after all. The sun never drove anyone frantic.

Never mind; cheer up, old cock! That seems a very likely hole--a

beautiful--beau-ti--steady! That was a good cast--the best you've made

to-day, my buck; try it again--ha! s-s-us! caught again, as I'm a

Dutchman. This is too bad. Really, you know--well, you've come off

easier than might have been expected. Now then, softly. What _can_ be

the matter with your face?--surely--it cannot be," (Mr Sudberry's heart

palpitated as he thought), "the _measles_! Oh! impossible, pooh! pooh!

you had the measles when you were a baby, of course--d'ye know, John,

you're not quite sure of that. Fevers, too, occasionally come on with

extreme--dear me, how hot it is, and what a time you have been fishing,

you stupid fellow, without a rise! It must be getting late."

Mr Sudberry stopped with a startled look as he said this. He glanced

at the sun, pulled out his watch, gazed at it with unutterable surprise,

put it to his ear, and groaned.

"Too late! half-past five; dinner at five--punctually! Oh! Mary, Mary,

won't I catch it to-night!"

A cloud passed over the sun as he spoke. Being very susceptible to

outward influences, the gloom of the shadow descended on his spirits as

well as his person, and for the first time that day a look of deep

dejection overspread his countenance.

Suddenly there was a violent twitch at the end of the rod, the reel spun

round with a sharp whirr-r, and every nerve in Mr Sudberry's system

received an electric shock as he bent forward, straddled his legs, and

made a desperate effort to fling the trout over his head.

The slender rod would not, however, permit of such treatment. It bent

double, and the excited piscator was fain to wind up--an operation which

he performed so hastily that the line became entangled with the winch of

the reel, which brought it to a dead-lock. With a gasp of anxiety he

flung down the rod, and seizing the line with his hands, hauled out a

beautiful yellow trout of about a quarter of a pound in weight, and five

or six inches long.

To describe the joy of Mr Sudberry at this piece of good fortune were

next to impossible. Sitting down on his fishing-basket, with the trout

full in view, he drew forth a small flask of sherry, a slice of bread,

and a lump of cheese, and proceeded then and there to regale himself.

He cared nothing now for the loss of his dinner; no thought gave he to

the anticipated scold from neglected Mrs Sudberry. He gave full scope

to his joy at the catching of this, his first trout. He looked up at

the cloud that obscured the sun, and forgave it, little thinking,

innocent man, that the said cloud had done him a good turn that day. He

smiled benignantly on water, earth, and sky. He rubbed his face, and

when he did so he thought of the measles and laughed--laughed heartily,

for by that time he had discovered the true cause of his misery; and

although we cannot venture to say that he forgave the midges, sure we

are that he was greatly mollified towards them.

Does any ignorant or cynical reader deem such an extravagance of delight

inconsistent with so trifling an occasion? Let him ponder before he

ventures to exclaim, "Ridiculous!" Let him look round upon this busy,

whirling, incomprehensible world, and note how its laughing and weeping

multitudes are oft-times tickled to uproarious merriment, or whelmed in

gloomy woe, by the veriest trifles, and then let him try to look with

sympathy on Mr Sudberry and his first trout.

Having carefully deposited the fish in his basket, he once more resumed

his rod and his expectations.

But if the petty annoyances that beset our friend in the fore part of

that day may be styled harassing, those with which he was overwhelmed

towards evening may be called exasperating. First of all he broke the

top of his rod, a misfortune which broke his heart entirely. But

recollecting suddenly that he had three spare top-pieces in the butt,

his heart was cemented and bound up, so to speak, in a rough and ready

manner. Next, he stepped into a hole, which turned out to be three feet

deep, so that he was instantly soaked up to the waist. Being extremely

hot, besides having grown quite reckless, Mr Sudberry did not mind

this; it was pleasantly cooling. He was cheered, too, at the moment, by

the re-appearance of the sun, which shone out as bright as ever, warming

his heart, (poor, ignorant man!) and, all unknown to him, damaging his

chance of catching any more fish at that time.

Soon after this he came to a part of the river where it flowed through

extremely rugged rocks, and plunged over one or two precipices, sending

up clouds of grey mist and a dull roar which overawed him, and depressed

his spirits. This latter effect was still further increased by the

bruising of his shins and elbows, which resulted from the rough nature

of the ground. He became quite expert now in hanking on bushes and

disentangling the line, and experienced a growing belief in the truth of

the old saying that "practice makes perfect." He cast better, he hanked

oftener, and he disentangled more easily than he had done at an earlier

period of the day. The midges, too, increased as evening advanced.

Presently he came upon a picturesque portion of the stream where the

waters warbled and curled in little easy-going rapids, miniature falls,

and deep oily pools. Being an angler by nature, though not by practice,

(as yet), he felt that there must be _something_ there. A row of

natural stepping-stones ran out towards a splendid pool, in which he

felt assured there must be a large trout--perhaps a grilse. His modesty

forbade him to hint "a salmon," even to himself.

It is a very difficult thing, as everyone knows, to step from one stone

to another in a river, especially when the water flowing between runs

swift and deep. Mr Sudberry found it so. In his effort to approach

the pool in question, which lay under the opposite bank, he exhibited

not a few of the postures of the rope-dancer and the acrobat; but he

succeeded, for Mr Sudberry was a man of indomitable pluck.

Standing on a small stone, carefully balanced, and with his feet close

together, he made a beautiful cast. It was gracefully done; it was

vigorously, manfully done--considering the difficulty of the position,

and the voracity of the midges--and would have been undoubtedly

successful but for the branch of a tree which grew on the opposite bank

and overhung the stream. This branch Mr Sudberry, in his eagerness,

did not observe. In casting, he thrust the end of his rod violently

into it; the line twirled in dire confusion round the leaves and small

boughs, and the drag hook, as if to taunt him, hung down within a foot

of his nose.

Mr Sudberry, in despair, made a desperate grasp at this and caught it.

More than that--it caught him, and sunk into his forefinger over the

barb, so that he could not get it out. The rock on which he stood was

too narrow to admit of much movement, much less to permit of his resting

the butt of his rod on it, even if that had been practicable--which it

was not, owing to the line being fast to the bough, and the reel in a

state of dead-lock from some indescribable manoeuvre, to which it had

previously been subjected.

There he stood, the very personification of despair; but while standing

there he revolved in his mind the best method of releasing his line

without breaking it or further damaging his rod. Alas! fortune, in this

instance, did not favour the brave. While he was looking up in rueful

contemplation of the havoc above, and then down at his pierced and

captured finger, his foot slipped and he fell with a heavy plunge into

deep water. That settled the question. The whole of his tackle

remained attached to the fatal bough excepting the hook in his finger,

with which, and the remains of his fishing-rod, he floundered to the

shore.

Mr Sudberry's first act on gaining the land was to look into his

basket, where, to his great relief, the trout was still reposing. His

next was to pick up his hat, which was sailing in an eddy fifty yards

down the stream. Then he squeezed the water out of his garments, took

down his rod, with a heavy sigh strangely mingled with a triumphant

smile, and turned his steps home just as the sun began to dip behind the

peaks of the distant hills.

To his surprise and relief; Mrs Sudberry did _not_ scold when, about an

hour later, he entered the hall or porch of the White House with the

deprecatory air of a dog that knows he has been misbehaving, and with

the general aspect of a drowned rat. His wife had been terribly anxious

about his non-arrival, and the joy she felt on seeing him safe and well,

induced her to forget the scold.

"Oh! John dear, quick, get off your clothes," was her first

exclamation.

As for Jacky, he uttered a cheer of delight and amazement at beholding

his father in such a woeful plight; and he spent the remainder of the

evening in a state of impish triumph; for, had not his own father come

home in the same wet and draggled condition as that in which he himself

had presented himself to Mrs Brown earlier in the day, and for which he

had received a sound whipping? "Hooray!" and with that the amiable

child went off to inform his worthy nurse that "papa was as bad a boy as

himself--badder, in fact; for he, (Jacky), had only been in the water up

to the waist, while papa had gone into it head and heels!"

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