FIRST COMERS SERVED FIRST, ETCETERA.

When Mr Sudberry reached the breakfast parlour, and put his head in at

the door to see whether his faithful wife were there, he was struck

absolutely dumb by the amazing _tableau vivant_ that met his vision.

There was nothing in the aspect of the room itself to surprise him. It

was homely and neat. The table was spread with a clean white cloth, on

which the breakfast equipage was displayed with a degree of care and

precision that betrayed the master-hand of Hobbs; but on the edge of the

table sat a large black cat, calmly breakfasting off a pat of delicious

fresh butter. Beside the table, with its fore-legs thereon and its

hind-legs on the floor, stood a large nanny-goat, which was either

looking in vain for something suited to its own particular taste, or

admiring with disinterested complacency the energy with which two hens

and a bantam cock pecked out the crumb of a wheaten loaf. If the latter

were the goat's occupation, it must have been charmed beyond expression;

for the half of the loaf had been devoured by the audacious trio, and,

just at the moment of Mr Sudberry's appearance, the bantam's body was

buried over the shoulders, and nothing of it was visible to the

horrified master of the house save its tail, appearing over the edge of

the loaf.

"She-ee-ew!" roared Mr Sudberry, rushing into the room and whirling his

arms like the sails of a windmill. The cat vanished through the window

like a black vision galvanised and made awfully real. The poultry,

thrown into convulsions of terror, flew screaming round the room in

blind haste, searching for a door or window of escape; while the goat,

true to its nature, ran at the enemy on its hind-legs, and, with its

head down, attempted to punch him on the stomach. By an active leap to

one side, the enemy escaped this charge; but the goat, nothing daunted,

turned to renew the attack; next moment George, Fred, and Hobbs, rushing

into the room, diverted its attention. Intimidated by overwhelming

numbers, the animal darted through the doorway, along the passage and

out at the front door, where it met Peter unexpectedly, and wreaked its

disappointed vengeance on him by planting on his chest the punch which

had been intended for his master. By this means that timid and hapless

youth was laid flat on the green grass.

"Is Jacky safe?" cried Mrs Sudberry, running into the room with terror

on her countenance, and falling down on the sofa in a semi-swoon on

being informed that he was. She was followed by Lucy and Tilly, with

scent-bottles, and by nurse, who exhibited a tendency to go off into

hysterics; but who, in consequence of a look from her master, postponed

that luxury to a more convenient season.

Thus the "expatriated" family assembled to morning prayers, and to

partake of their first Highland breakfast.

Of course that day, being their first, was spent in an excited and

rambling endeavour to master the localities and ascertain the most

interesting points about their new home.

Mrs Sudberry and her daughters examined the interior accommodation of

the White House minutely, and, with the assistance of Mrs Brown, Hobbs,

and the page, disposed their goods and chattels to the best advantage;

while her husband and sons went out to introduce themselves to the

farmer and his family. They lived in a small cottage, or off-shoot, at

the back of the principal dwelling, in close proximity to which were the

byre, stable, and barns.

It would occupy too much space to relate in detail all the things and

sights that called forth the delight and surprise of the excitable Mr

Sudberry. How he found to his amazement that the byre was under the

same roof with the farmer's kitchen, and only separated therefrom by a

wooden partition with a door in it. How he was assailed by the nine

collie dogs the moment he entered the kitchen, with threats of being

torn to pieces, yet was suffered to pass unscathed. How he and his sons

were introduced by Mr McAllister to his mother, a grave, mild old

woman, who puzzled them beyond measure; because, although clad in homely

and unfashionable garments, and dwelling in a hut little better than the

habitation of the cattle, except in point of cleanliness, she conversed

and conducted herself towards them with a degree of unaffected ease and

urbanity that might have graced any lady in the land. How this old lady

astonished them with the amount of general knowledge that leaked out in

the course of a few minutes' talk. How she introduced the dogs by name,

one by one, to Jacky, which delighted him immensely; and how, soon after

that, Jacky attempted to explore out-of-the-way corners of the

farm-yard, and stepped suddenly up to the knees in a mud-hole, out of

which he emerged with a pair of tight-fitting Wellington boots, which

filled him with ecstasy and his father with disgust.

All this and a great deal more might be dilated on largely; but we are

compelled to dismiss it summarily, without further remark.

In the course of that day Mr Sudberry and his boys learned a great deal

about their new home from McAllister, whom they found intelligent,

shrewd, and well-informed on any topic they chose to broach; even

although he was, as Mr Sudberry said in surprise, "quite a common man,

who wore corduroy and wrought in his fields like a mere labourer."

After dinner they all walked out together, and had a row on the lake

under his guidance; and in the evening they unexpectedly met Mr Hector

Macdonald, who was proprietor of the estate on which the White House

stood, and who dwelt in another white house of much larger size at the

head of the loch, distant about two miles. Mrs Sudberry had expected

to find this Highland gentleman a very poor and proud sort of man, with

a rough aspect, a superabundance of red hair, and, possibly, a kilt.

Judge, then, her surprise when she found him to be a young gentleman of

refined mind, prepossessing manners, elegant though sturdy appearance,

and clad in grey tweed shooting-coat, vest, and trousers, the cut of

which could not have been excelled by her own George's tailor, and

George was particular in respect to cut.

Mr Macdonald, who carried a fishing-rod, introduced himself; and

accompanied his new friends part of the way home; and then, saying that

he was about to take a cast in the river before sunset, offered to show

the gentlemen the best pools. "The gentlemen" leaped at the offer more

eagerly than ever trout leaped at an artificial fly; for they were

profoundly ignorant of the gentle art, except as it is practised on the

Thames, seated on a chair in a punt, and with bait and float.

Hector Macdonald not only showed his friends where to fish, but _how_ to

fish; and the whole thing appeared so easy as practised and explained by

him, that father and sons turned their steps homeward about dusk,

convinced that they could "do it" easily, and anticipating triumph on

the morrow.

On the way home, after parting from Hector, they passed a solitary hut

of the rudest description, which might have escaped observation had not

a bright stream of light issued from the low doorway and crossed their

path.

"I would like to peep into this cottage, father," said Fred, who

cherished strong sympathies with poor people.

"Come then," cried Mr Sudberry, "let us explore."

Jacky, who was with them, felt timid, and objected; but being told that

he might hang about outside, he gave in.

They had to bend low on entering the hovel, which was mean and

uncomfortable in appearance. The walls were built of unhewn stones,

gathered from the bed of the river hard by; and the interstices were

filled up with mud and straw. Nothing graced these walls in the shape

of ornament; but a few mugs and tin pots and several culinary implements

hung from rusty nails and wooden pegs. The floor was of hard mud.

There was no ceiling, and the rafters were stained black by the smoke of

the peat fire which burned in the middle of the floor, and the only

chimney for which was a small hole in the roof. A stool, a broken

chair, and a crooked table, constituted the entire furniture of the

miserable place; unless we may include a heap of straw and rags in a

corner, which served for a bed.

Seated on the stool, and bending over the fire,--was an old woman, so

wild and shrivelled in her appearance that a much less superstitious

urchin than Jacky might have believed her to be a witch. Her clothing

may be described as a bundle of rags, with the exception of a

shepherd's-plaid on her shoulders, the spotless purity of which

contrasted strangely with the dirtiness of every thing else around. The

old creature was moaning and moping over the fire, and drawing the plaid

close round her as if she were cold, although the weather was extremely

warm. At first she took no notice whatever of the entrance of her

visitors, but kept muttering to herself in the Gaelic tongue.

"A fine evening, my good woman," said Fred, laying his hand gently on

her shoulder.

"How do ye know I'm good?" she cried, turning her gleaming eyes sharply

on her questioner.

"Don't be angry, granny," put in Mr Sudberry, in a conciliatory tone.

The effect of this remark on the old woman, was the reverse of what had

been expected.

"Granny! granny!" she shrieked fiercely, holding up her skinny right arm

and shaking her fist at Mr Sudberry, "who dares to ca' me granny?"

"My dear woman, I meant no offence," said the latter, much distressed at

having unwittingly roused the anger of this strange creature, who

continued to glare furiously at the trio.

Jacky kept well in the background, and contented himself with peeping

round the door-post.

"No offence! no offence! an' you dare to ca' me granny! Go! go! _go_!"

As she uttered these three words with increasing vehemence, the last

syllable was delivered in a piercing scream. Rising suddenly from her

stool, she pointed to the door with an air of command that would have

well become the queen of the witches.

Not wishing to agitate the poor woman, whom he now regarded as a

lunatic, Mr Sudberry turned to go, but a wonderful change in the

expression of her face arrested him. Her eye had fallen on the round

visage of Jacky, and a beaming smile now lighted up and beautified the

countenance which had so recently been distorted with passion. Uttering

some unintelligible phrase in Gaelic, she held out her skinny arms

towards the child, as if entreating him to come to her. Strange to say,

Jacky did not run away or scream with fright as she approached him and

took him in her arms. Whether it was that he was too much petrified

with horror to offer any resistance, or that he understood the smile of

affection and reciprocated it, we cannot tell; but certain it is that

Jacky suffered her to place him on her knee, stroke his hair, and press

him to her old breast, as unresistingly and silently as if she had been

his own mother, instead of a mad old woman.

Fred availed himself of this improved state of things to attempt again

to open an amicable conversation; but the old woman appeared to have

turned stone deaf; for she would neither look at nor reply to him. Her

whole attention was devoted to Jacky, into whose wondering ears she

poured a stream of Gaelic, without either waiting for, or apparently

expecting, a reply.

Suddenly, without a word of warning, she pushed Jacky away from her, and

began to wring her hands and moan as she bent over the fire. Mr

Sudberry seized the opportunity to decamp. He led Jacky quietly out of

the hut, and made for the White House at as rapid a pace as the darkness

of the night would allow. As they walked home, father and sons felt as

if they had recently held familiar converse with a ghost or an evil

spirit.

But that feeling passed away when they were all seated at tea in the

snug parlour, relating and listening to the adventure; and Jacky swelled

to double his size, figuratively, on finding himself invested with

sudden and singular importance as the darling of an "old witch." Soon,

however, matters of greater interest claimed the attention of Mr

Sudberry and his sons; for their bosoms were inflamed with a desire to

emulate the dexterous Hector Macdonald.

Rods and tackle were overhauled, and every preparation made for a

serious expedition on the morrow. That night Mr Sudberry dreamed of

fishing.

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