CHAPTER XX

HOME AGAIN

The _Pearl_ arrived at Spithead early in June, and was immediately paid

off. Our Lieutenants were all promoted, and the midshipmen were to have

their Lieutenants’ commissions when duly qualified after examination.

Besides, we received the great honour of being voted the thanks of both

Houses of Parliament for our services during the mutiny.

After two months’ leave I was appointed to the _Algiers_, then in the

Channel Fleet. I had to wait until the following spring to complete my

six years as a mid and to attain the age of nineteen.

I now had to set to work and get up my navigation and gunnery, so long

neglected, in order to qualify in February.

While I was in the Channel Fleet there was the usual cruising--to Vigo,

Lisbon, and so forth;--but we spent most of the winter of 1859 lying

in Portland Roads. How dull that service was to me after years of

excitement and constant change!

I pass it over, and come to March 1860, when I went up to be examined

for my Lieutenantcy. The first ordeal was a Seamanship examination

on board the _Victory_. Three old salts sat on me--two of them brig

Commanders, the other a Post Captain. The ball was opened by one of

these setting me questions, which I was expected to answer _vivâ voce_.

I was to take command of his old brig, to find her alongside the jetty

in Portsmouth Harbour, dismantled; to fit her out, get my guns in, and

stores, and take her out to Spithead, mooring her at that anchorage;

I was to let them know when I was ready to begin the ordeal. In the

meantime they left the cabin and disappeared--I suppose in the hope

that I should be better able to make out my programme and so save their

time. This question was a hot one. I gave myself a clear ten minutes

over it. I made some pencil notes to assist me in my answers. These

notes I consistently followed, and at the end of my ten minutes’ grace

I sent a message by the sentry to say that I was ready. It always

struck me on such occasions that there was a chuckle of delight dimly

visible in your examiner’s countenance at the thought that he had got

you dead-beat. When all three reappeared smiling and joking I wondered

whether their merriment was levelled at me. For a moment it put my

back up, and I felt inclined to sulk. However, “Go on, my boy,” put me

straight again, and I thought there was a wee bit of solicitude in the

tone of the speaker’s voice. I went steadily on for some time: until

first one began to yawn, another got up and walked about, and the third

looked out of a port. Evidently bored, thought I to myself, and my

story getting prosy. Reader, I never got to Spithead in my brig. I had

stowed my hold so nicely--the peas placed carefully in one corner, the

biscuit in another, and the rum properly stowed “bung up” in the spirit

room--that the examiners had had quite enough of my capabilities,

and (beyond shifting a topsail in a gale of wind and some other such

detail) I was asked no more. “That will do, sir,” I was told, though

for the life of me I could not tell the extent of my knowledge: until

the Post Captain, on walking out quietly, whispered into my ear, “You

are all right! But say nothing about it.--Sentry, tell them to make a

signal for our galleys.”

“Thank God,” said I to myself; and down below I went to refresh the

inner man, my lips parched with thirst.

“Well, old chap,” says one, “how did you get on?”

“Pretty well, I think,” said I; “but, of course, I don’t know.” Soon

appeared my sheet of foolscap duly signed, and I was a free man, as

having passed my Seamanship examination.

The next step was the Gunnery examination, on board the _Excellent_;

and finally I had to be put through my facings at the Royal Naval

College examination in the Dockyard.

There were just six weeks before the Vacations, and there was to

be one day for each exam. The Gunnery day gave me only a clear

fortnight--short notice, certainly; but I thought I would have a try

for it, so as to be able to get clear away before the Vacation of July,

and not have to begin again later in the year.

I was allowed a room at the Naval College, and went daily to the

_Excellent_ to work, besides having a crammer at lodgings in Portsea,

to whom I repaired at 5 P.M., working with him until seven or eight.

Sometimes I began again after dining at the College mess. Things looked

bad when I went to the _Excellent_. The instructors told me I had no

chance of getting through in a bare fortnight, and that I was evidently

below the ordinary standard of knowledge. (No wonder, after so long a

period of war and active service.)

However, the eventful day arrived. I began at 10, and by 4 P.M. had got

my fifteen crosses (mistakes), sixteen turning you back. Therefore,

there was half a cross left; and the subject to be got through was

Drilling Quarters--that is, a battery of guns.

My poor crammer was very anxious: I had promised him an extra fiver if

I got through. “Sir,” said he, “you have but one chance left, which is

that you must give your orders as loud as possible and show all the

confidence you can. You must chance your mistakes. Only, sing out, for

God’s sake, sir, for all you are worth!” Whether my examiner (I can see

him now pacing up and down the deck) was becoming tired of his day’s

work, or whether he had a pity on me, considering the brink he knew I

was standing on, I don’t know; but he seemed to keep some distance off.

Once or twice the men at the guns helped me (when his back was turned)

by giving me a hint or otherwise, as they knew whither they ought to

go, if I had forgotten some detail in my order. At any rate, I yelled

myself hoarse, pretending I knew all about it; and when this exercise

was over and the retreat sounded, my crammer said to me, “I think it’s

all right, sir.” Within an hour I was told I had just squeezed through:

with fifteen crosses and a half out of a possible sixteen. Good enough

for me: all I had wanted was to pass.

I had now a month to get through the remaining ordeal--Navigation,

Algebra, Trigonometry and Other Sciences. During that time I rather

enjoyed my stay at the College: there were some good fellows there, as

well as one or two very eccentric ones. One in particular touched my

fancy. He was a poor chap trying to pass, and had been so for months.

He had no hope on the eve of the dreaded day. His only chance was that

he might be allowed to stay on at college by getting on the sick list

somehow or other. The first time he actually let himself drop some

feet down the stairs, and contrived to hurt himself; and the doctors

put him on the sick list immediately. Having recovered shortly before

the next dreaded day, and finding himself still in the unfortunate fix

of not being able to go up for examination with the slightest chance

of passing, he took a razor and chopped his shin bone in two or three

places so badly that he was enforced to lie up. This always struck

me as showing the good stuff he was made of: it was a pity that so

courageous a man should be lost to the Service. Unfortunately, his

little ruses were detected, and he had to quit.

At the end of my month, I went up not feeling over confident; yet if

the sheet happened to be a moderate one it would, I thought, be 6 to 4

on. So it came about: I won in a canter.

On 18th of July 1860, the following letter, written by the Duke of

Somerset to my father, followed, shortly after I had passed for

Lieutenant.--

The Duke of Somerset presents his compliments to Lord Sandwich,

and begs to inform him that he deferred replying to his letter

of the 13th until the report of Mr. Montagu’s having passed his

examination at the Royal Naval College had been received and his

case had been laid before the Board of the Admiralty.

The Duke of Somerset has now much pleasure in enclosing a

Lieutenant’s Commission for Mr. Montagu, dated this day, which has

been given him on account of the special services rendered by him

in India with the _Pearl’s_ Naval Brigade.

I should like, before closing this narrative, to offer a few words of

advice to youngsters on joining the Navy. The first need is strict

compliance with discipline, which at first perhaps is not easy.

Discipline has always been, and must continue to be, the mainstay of

any public service. With this fact always before him, an officer not

only carries out the orders of his superiors, but also acquires the

power of enforcing his own orders when he is placed in a position

of responsibility. There have been great changes since I joined the

Service. Officers and men are much more highly educated. The discipline

is no longer the same, and the methods of enforcing it are changed.

This only means that influence and character play a more important part

than force does. This, again, means that a more delicate and arduous

task falls on a youngster who joins the Navy. His tact and his example

are more important than ever; and, with a higher education and another

class of men to deal with, his character tells for more every day.

He must never forget that he has to set before himself the highest

standard of efficiency and conduct at home and abroad, at sea, and on

shore. Let him never forget that he is an officer serving under the

flag of the Realm which is Mistress of the Seas.

I have written about my midshipman life as being by far the most

interesting part of my naval career. The rest ran over a good many

years; but, though I had some interesting times, I have no more war

service to account for. During my midshipman years fortune favoured me

more than is usual in the lot of a naval officer. My only regret (if I

may so call it) is that I was not of riper years during the stirring

period. Thereby I should have gained more experience for the good of

the Service. I remained on in the Navy until 1886; but my deafness

(contracted by jungle fever during the Mutiny) increased considerably;

and, what with that and other personal affairs, I thought it best,

after mature consideration, to retire from the noble profession I could

no longer follow with satisfaction to my country or to myself.

THE END

_Printed by_ R. & R. CLARK, LIMITED, _Edinburgh_

Transcriber’s Notes

Punctuation, hyphenation, and spelling were made consistent when a

predominant preference was found in this book; otherwise they were not

changed.

Simple typographical errors were corrected; occasional unbalanced

quotation marks retained.

Ambiguous hyphens at the ends of lines were retained.

Text refers to ships named “St. Jean D’Acre” and “St. Jean D’Arc”. As

they may be distinct, both names have been retained here.

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