CHAPTER IV--WE MEET KING LEO

````My hour is almost come

`````Hamlet=

``A lion among ladies is a most dreadful thing, for there is not

``a more fearful wild fowl than your lion living

`````Midsummer Night’s Dream=

|Very shortly after this we came to a Somali _karia_, or encampment. Its

inhabitants were a nomadic crowd, and very friendly, rather too much so,

and I had to order Clarence to set a guard over all our things.

Their own tents were poor, made of camel mats that had seen better days.

The Somali women were immensely taken with our fair hair, and still more

with our hair-pins. Contrary to the accepted custom of lady travellers,

we did not suffer the discomfort of wearing our hair in a plait down our

backs. We “did” our hair--mysterious rite--as usual. By the time I had

finished my call at the camp my golden hair was hanging down my back. I

had given every single hair-pin to the Somali ladies, who received them

with as much delight as we should a diamond tiara.

Married women in Somaliland wear their hair encased in a bag

arrangement. Girls plait theirs. The little ones’ heads are shaven, and

so, apparently, were the scalps of the very old men. Clarence’s hair was

about two inches long when we started, and he had a way of cleaning it

reminiscent of a bird taking a sand bath. He rubbed his head with wet

ashes, which speedily dried in the sun, and allowed him to shake the

dust out--a _nettoyage à sec_ process, and very effective. As a rule he

wore no head-covering in the hottest sun.

Even the heads of the Somali babies are exposed in all their baldness. I

suppose God tempers the rays to the shorn lambs.

The huts are made of a frame of bent poles, over which camel mats and

odds and ends in the way of blankets are thrown. The nomadic tribes in

their treks follow the grass, and occupy the same zarebas year after

year. These they make of thick thorn brushwood, immensely high, two

circles, one inside the other. Between the two fences the cattle are

penned sometimes, but at night the middle encampment receives most

of them, and fires are lighted. All the work of erecting the huts and

tending the animals is done by women, and very often the oldest women

and the smallest of the children have this office thrust upon them.

You can imagine that a Somali _baria_ is rather of the nature of

Barnum’s, minus the auctioneering and the shouting and bustle--countless

people, ground all ploughed with the _sturm und drang_ of the restless

feet, and smell---!

It is a wonderful thing that human beings can thrive in the condition

of dirt and squalor in which these wandering Somalis live. They do, and

some of them are very fine-looking men indeed.

The majority of the tribes are nomadic. There are some settled, some

traders pure and simple, and some outcaste people, of whom the Midgans

seem the most romantic--probably because he still uses bow and arrow,

lives a hand to mouth existence, calls no _karia_ home, and makes his

bed in the open.

Most Somalis wear the long tobe in various degrees of cleanliness. The

real dandy affects a garment of dazzling whiteness. Less particular

people carry on until the tobe is filthy. I imagine the cloth hails from

Manchester. It is cotton sheeting, several feet in length, and put on

according to the taste and fancy, artistic, original, or otherwise, of

the wearer. It is a graceful costume, Cæsar-like and imposing. At night

it is not removed, and seen by the light of the fire each sleeping

Somali looks like nothing so much as some great cocoon.

A praying carpet is considered an indispensable part of the Somali

equipment. It isn’t really a carpet at all, being nothing in the wide

world but a piece of tanned hide or skin. Some of our men spent a good

deal of time on the mat, prostrating themselves at the most untoward

moments. Others again did not seem to have got religion, and never

called the thing into use at all. But to every one of them Allah was a

something impossible to get along without entirely. If there had been no

Allah or Kismet to put all the blame on to when everything went wrong,

we should have been in an awkward place indeed.

It was at this encampment I purchased two more ponies, not beautiful to

look at but beggars to go.

We tried them first, fearing to be done again, and they seemed willing

little fellows, and full of life. Most of the tribes breed ponies on a

small or large scale, and as they are never groomed or tidied up at all

they cannot help a somewhat unkempt appearance. We bought a few sheep

for food, and were presented with a dirty harn full of camels’ milk,

horrid tasting stuff, which we handed over to the men, and so didn’t

desert our “Nestlé” for it. Going among the squalid tents in the _karia_

we found a woman in a sad state of collapse, although nobody seemed to

mind it save ourselves. More of the Kismet business. She had a wee baby,

a few hours old, lying on the _herio_ beside her. The whole scene was

primitive and pathetic to a degree. I am glad to say we improved matters

considerably.

Although water was very scarce, we spared enough from our store to tub

the quaint little baby, going first back to our tents to procure soap

and a few other things. We dressed the mite in a white vest, in which

it was completely lost, to the interest and astonishment of a jury of

matrons who stood around us, ever and again feeling some part of our

clothing, tying and untying our boot laces, and even going the length

of putting inquisitive hands into our pockets. For the mother of His

Majesty the Baby we opened our first bottle of emergency champagne. A

right thinking Somali is dead against strong drink of any kind, spirits

being entirely taboo, so we thought it safer and more diplomatic to

refer to the champagne as medicine. The bang it opened with astonished

the listless crowds, and the effect as the good wine did its work

astonished them still more.

We presented the headman with a tobe, and then took ourselves back to

camp, accompanied by a rabble of Somalis who infested our zareba until

we struck tents that evening. I had as much of a bath as it was possible

to get in a tea-cupful of water. But a visit to a Somali encampment

makes you feel a trifle dirty.

Our water supply was on the verge of becoming a worry, so we had to make

a detour towards a place where rain was reported to have fallen and the

pools could be counted on. Clarence knew all this part of the country

well, and was a most reliable guide as well as everything else.

His duties were multitudinous, and it was marvellous how deftly he

discharged them. He always saw to the lading and unloading, chose the

spot for camp, placed the watch o’ nights, gave out the stores, and kept

his temper through it all. He was a born leader of men, amiable, quick

and never sulked; an admirable thing. Sulkiness is rather a big trait in

the Somali character; it usually springs from wounded vanity.

At the water holes we fell in with some more Somalis, who gave the Baron

Munchausen news of lions in the vicinity. By the time our henchman had

elaborated the story the lions were practically in our zareba, and we

were much discouraged, feeling that, in all human probability, judging

by previous results, we were as far off lions as ever.

That night, after a somewhat longer, more tiring trek than usual, for

the first time in my life I heard a lion roar. I say for the first time,

because in my superiority I tell you that the grunting, short, peevish

crying heard in the great cat house at the Zoo at feeding-time cannot be

called roaring, after one has heard the wonderful sound of His Majesty

hunting. My heart seemed to stand still with awe as I listened to that

never-to-be-forgotten sound. Terrific and majestic, it reverberated

through the silence of the night, and seemed to repeat itself in echoes

when all was really still.

The dawn is the time when lions roar most. They occasionally give tongue

when actually hunting, often after feeding. The sound varies with the

age and lung power of the animal, and has many gradations, sometimes

sounding as though the pain of doing it at all hurt the throat,

sometimes the sound comes in great abrupt coughs, and again one hears

even triumphant roars.

We rose early. Indeed, I do not think we slept again after hearing the

longed-for serenade, and arranging for all the hunters to accompany us,

set off on our new steeds to spoor for lion. After about six miles of

roughish going we struck the tracks. We examined them with the greatest

interest, and Clarence demonstrated to us the evidence that the spoor

was very new indeed, that the lions were two in number and going at

a walking pace. I soon learnt when a lion was walking and when he

commenced to run. The lion, being a cat, has retractile claws, and

therefore when he walks the pugs are even and rounded. The instant he

alters the pace and runs, the nail-marks are plain, and the sand is

usually slightly furred up by the pad.

High above us, sailing round and round majestically, were many vultures.

Sometimes one would swoop low, to rise again. It was plain from

the screaming of the birds a kill was at hand. We pushed on, an

indescribable excitement gripping me. I regarded every bush furtively.

What secrets might it not hold? Abreast of it, passed it. Nothing!

I had a taut feeling of strained relief; I glanced at Cecily, but you

could not guess her feeling from her face. I felt I should like to walk,

to feel _terra firma_ beneath my feet, and grasp my rifle instead of

reins; but Clarence had said nothing, and plodded along by my side. He

was walking, but four hunters were mounted.

In a slightly open space--the whole of the sandy waste was dotted here

with bushes taller than a man--we came on what had once been a graceful

aoul, mangled and torn. The lions had dined, and that heavily, only the

shoulders of the gazelle being left. The sand was tossed up and ploughed

into furrows in the death struggle, and from the scene of the last

phase wound a lion track going towards a thick bunch of thorn. It seemed

likely the lions were lying up in the immediate vicinity. The lion

feeds in a very businesslike manner, and after a kill gorges himself to

repletion, then, not to put too fine a point on it, goes a little way

off, is violently and disgustingly sick, after which he returns and

gorges some more. Then he sleeps, off and on, for perhaps three days,

when he hunts again. When hunting, immense distances are covered, and

though he hunts alone, his mate comes up with him eventually to share

the spoil. They seem to have some way of communicating their whereabouts

that is quite as effective as our telegraphic system.

I felt it was quite time to quit my saddle, and be clear of the pony, so

dismounted and prepared for action, taking my rifle and looking to it.

It was only just in time for my peace of mind. In one tense second I

realised I had seen two monstrous moving beasts, yellowish and majestic.

They were very close, and moved at a slow pace from the bush ahead into

a patch of still thicker cover to the left. I remember that though the

great moment for which we had planned and longed and striven was really

at hand, all my excitement left me, and there was nothing but a cold

tingling sensation running about my veins. Clarence in a moment showed

the excellent stage-management for which he was famous, and I heard

as in a dream the word of command that sent our hunters, the Baron

included, dashing after our quarry shouting and yelling and waving

spears. Again I caught a glimpse of the now hurrying beasts. How mighty

they looked! In form as unlike a prisoned lion as can well be imagined.

They hardly seemed related to their cousins at the Zoo. The mane of the

wild lion is very much shorter. No wild lion acquires that wealth of

hair we admire so much. The strenuous life acts as hair-cutter. And yet

the wild beast is much the most beautiful in his virile strength and

suggestion of enormous power.

The lions being located, we crept on warily towards the bush, a citadel

of khansa and mimosa scrub, a typical bit of jungle cover. The lions

sought it so readily, as they had dined so heavily that they were

feeling overdone. The men went around the lair and shouted and beat at

the back. Whether the cats were driven forward or not with the din,

or whether they had not penetrated far within the retreat at first,

I cannot, of course, tell, but I saw from thirty-five yards off, as I

stood with my finger on the trigger, ferocious gleaming eyes, and heard

ugly short snarls, breaking into throaty suppressed roars every two

or three seconds. The jungle cover parted, and with lithe stretched

shoulders a lioness shook herself half free of the density, then

crouched low again. Down, down, until only the flat of her skull showed,

and her small twitching ears. In one more moment she would be on us. I

heard Cecily say something. I think it may have been “Fire!” Sighting

for as low as I could see on that half arc of yellow I pulled the

trigger, and Cecily’s rifle cracked simultaneously. The head of the

lioness pressed lower, and nothing showed above the ridge of grass and

thorn. The lioness must be dead. And yet, could one kill so great a

foe so simply? We stood transfixed. The sun blared down, a butterfly

flickered across the sand, a cricket chirruped in long-drawn, twisting

notes. These trifles stamped themselves on my memory as belonging for

ever to the scene, and now I cannot see a butterfly or hear a cricket’s

roundelay without going back to that day of days and wonder unsurpassed.

Then I did an inanely stupid thing. It was my first lion shoot, and my

ignorance and enthusiasm carried me away. I ran forward to investigate,

with my rifle at the trail. I don’t excuse such folly, and I got my

deserts. Worse remains behind. It was my rule to reload the right barrel

immediately after firing, and the left I called my emergency supply.

My rule I say, and yet in this most important shoot of all it was so

in theory only! I had forgotten everything but the dead lioness. I had

forgotten the bush contained another enemy.

A snarling quick roar, and almost before I could do anything but bring

up my rifle and fire without the sights, a lion broke from the side

of the brake. I heard an exclamation behind me, and my cousin’s rifle

spoke. The bullet grazed the lion’s shoulder only, and lashed him to

fury. All I can recollect is seeing the animal’s muscles contract as

he gathered himself for a springing charge, and instinct told me the

precise minute he would take off. My nerves seemed to relax, and I tried

to hurl myself to one side. There was no power of hurling left in me,

and I simply fell, not backwards nor forwards, but sideways, and that

accident or piece of luck saved me. For the great cat had calculated his

distance, and had to spring straight forward. He had not bargained for a

victim slightly to the right or left. His weight fell on my legs merely,

and his claws struck in. Before he had time to turn and rend me, almost

instantaneously my cousin fired. I did not know until later that she did

so from a distance of some six yards only, having run right up to the

scene in her resolve to succour me. The top of the lion’s head was blown

to smithereens, and the heavy body sank. I felt a greater weight;

the blood poured from his mouth on to the sand, the jaws yet working

convulsively. The whole world seemed to me to be bounded north, south,

east, and west by Lion. The carcase rolled a little and then was still.

Pinned by the massive haunches I lay in the sand.

Clarence, Cecily, and all the hunters stood around. I noticed how pale

she was. Even the tan of her sunburnt face could not conceal the ravages

of the last five minutes. The men pulled the heavy carcase away, taking

him by the fore-paws, his tail trailing, and exquisite head all so

hideously damaged. Only his skin would be available now, still----

I sat up in a minute, feeling indescribably shaky, and measured the lion

with my eye. He could be gloriously mounted, and “He will just do for

that space in the billiard room,” my voice tailed off. I don’t remember

anything else until I found myself in my tent with my cousin rendering

first aid, washing the wounds and dressing them with iodoform. Only one

gash was of any moment. It was in the fleshy part of the thigh. We had

not sufficient medical skill to play any pranks, so kept to such simple

rules as extreme cleanliness, antiseptic treatment, and nourishing food.

Indeed, our cook did well for me those days, and made me at intervals

the most excellent mutton broth, which he insisted on bringing to me

himself, in spite of the obvious annoyance of the butler, who had lived

in the service of an English family and so knew what was what.

The days and nights were very long just then.

Clarence came to see me often. His occupation was gone. Cecily did

not leave me at all at first. I believe our good fellow wondered if

we should ever require him to hunt again. He did not know the proverb,

“Once bitten, twice shy,” but you could see he felt it.

One evening, when I was convalescent, Clarence brought one of the men to

us with inquiries as to the best way to cure him.

“What is the matter?” was naturally the first question, as we were not

the human Homoceas our men seemed to take us for.

Our servant had been chewing--must have been--a piece of thorn, and a

particularly spiky insidious bit had stuck itself well in the back of

his throat, near the left tonsil. It would seem an easy enough thing to

pull out, but it was the most difficult of operations. We could not make

any very prolonged attempt at dislodgment because every time we tried to

touch the bit of thorn the man either shut his mouth with a snap and bit

us, or pretended he must be sick forthwith. It was very laughable, but a

little worrying. We tried nippers, a vast pair, that filled the mouth

to overflowing and hid the offending thorn from sight, We tried blunt

scissors, which Cecily said would not cut because they could not, and

might be relied on to act the part of nippers. Of course they did

cut, when they weren’t needed to, the roof of the patient’s mouth, and

matters grew worse than ever. The light was wholly insufficient, and

we could hardly see at all. The candle lamp never shone in the right

direction, and we laughed so--the two Somalis were in such deadly

earnest. I do not think any harm would have resulted if the thorn had

been left where it stuck until the morning. But no! The men said if the

thorn were left the throat would swell, and if the throat swelled

the patient would choke, and if he choked he would be dead. The cook

produced some of the doughy bread he was past-master in concocting, a

sticky mass to act as panacea, and our thorn-stuck henchman swallowed

a lot to the detriment of his digestion. No use. The thorn would not be

levered out. Then--brilliant idea--try a hairpin! Comic papers have

it that a woman can go through the world with a hairpin as a tool for

everything, and come out victorious. I have never seen one put in the

list of a hunter’s requirements--a great oversight. Take my word for it,

a hair-pin does the work of ten ordinary implements. The rounded end

of one hooked round the offending thorn ejected the cause of all the

trouble, and peace reigned in the camp.

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