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THE MYSTERIES AND MISERIES OF SAN FRANCISCO.

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THE

MYSTERIES AND MISERIES

OF

SAN FRANCISCO.

BY A CALIFORNIAN.

SHOWING UP ALL THE VARIOUS CHARACTERS AND NOTABILITIES, (BOTH IN HIGH

AND LOW LIFE) THAT HAVE FIGURED IN SAN FRANCISCO

SINCE ITS SETTLEMENT.

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NEW-YORK:

GARRETT & CO., PUBLISHERS,

NO. 18 ANN-STREET.

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Entered according to Act of Congress, in the year 1853, by

GARRETT & CO.,

In the Clerk’s Office of the District Court of the United States for the

Southern

District of New-York.

THE

MYSTERIES AND MISERIES

OF

SAN FRANCISCO.

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CHAPTER I

The Alarm—The Flames—The Ladder.

San Francisco, on the marge of the sea, with towering hills behind her,

lay basking in the sun like a serpent by the side of a rock.

The dwellings of the more fortunate classes loomed pleasantly on the

side of the large round hills in the distance, and might with the aid of

a little fancy, have been metamorphosed into the castellated domains of

the feudal barons whose reign succeeded that of absolute barbarism in

Europe. Those quiet dwellings amid the solitude of nature, present a

vivid contrast to the stirring scenes of the town below, and accordingly

all who possess taste and the means of gratifying it, rear a building

among the hills to which they can retire, after the fatigues of the day,

and solace themselves with the comforts of domestic retiracy, and the

grand simplicity of nature.

In giving a _coup d’œil_ at the scene, from the city itself, one is

struck by the pointed roof rising above a range of hills which lie to

the south west of the noble harbor, and which crowns a dark pile that,

on a nearer approach, seems to lean against the side of a mountain upon

whose peak linger the last beams of the setting sun. This extensive

edifice is the dwelling or homestead of the wealthy and far-famed Senor

de Castro, an old resident of the country, and one of the proudest of

the ancient lords of the soil. His horses are the best, his table the

most sumptuous, and his servants the most numerous of any ranchero in

the regions round about California.

It was early on one afternoon in June, 18—, that several young men,

mostly Americans, were conversing around a table in one of the principle

Cafes in the young city of San Francisco; a stout robust man nearly

forty years of age, and dressed partly in the English style and partly

in that of the country, with leggings and heavy blunt spurs, and a red

sash about his middle, was discussing the merit of the auguadent sold in

Santiago, a city of Chile, and having become very eloquent on this

important topic, he set down his glass upon the table so violently as to

shatter it to atoms.

‘Give me your good old-fashioned horn tumbler,’ cried he, with an oath,

‘and leave these baby-toys to the women and children!’

‘You like to take your liquor in a horn?’ said a young American clerk to

a provision dealer, ‘now I prefer a glass, if it were only for the

cleanliness of the thing,

Yes, by the mass!

Give me a glass

To toast a lass,

In horns should never be,

Remembered when

We married men

Quaff denty or chee chee.’

‘You married men!’ exclaimed the stouter disputant, laughing.

‘A marriage extempore,’ muttered a saturnine young American, with an

enormous head of black hair. ‘When are you going to send that little

girl back to her mother?’

‘Silence, Pothook!’ cried the other, ‘you know that you would have given

all the old shoes in your locker to have got one smile from her,

yourself—’

‘Yes, envious Pothook,’ cried another youth, whose accent betrayed the

Cockney, ‘if Cardwell has a notion to settle down in the calm of

domestic life, and—’

‘Settle! Ten thousand blunderbusses!’ laughed the stout man, ‘When did

you ever know Cardwell to settle anything but his grog bills—them’s the

settlements he is most accustomed to.’

‘But I mean,’ added the Cockney; ‘that he is not running around after

every pretty face like—like some people, always excepting the present

honorable company, as a matter of course.’

‘Oh! of course!’ said Pothook feelingly.

‘Yet,’ remarked a tall, pale young man, who seemed to have recovered

from some dangerous illness—‘Yet, let me tell you that Cardwell is not

so innocent after all, as he seems to be. I saw him, the other day,

stand for half an hour, looking up at a certain house in Clay street

with all the eyes in his head, and meaning no offence to the gentleman,

I don’t by any manner of means dispute his taste.’

‘Oh! the young villain!’ cried the stout man, roaring with laughter.

In the midst of his jollity and noisy vociferations, a young fellow from

‘the States’ who had been silent until then, demurely asked—‘Do any of

you know what is good for rats?’

This made the stout man laugh still louder—‘You had better inquire what

is _bad_ for rats,’ said he at length; ‘for to judge by their sleek

hides and plump bellies, I should think they had already had enough that

was good and wholesome—perdition catch the born devils! Last night,

about an hour before morning—’ the speaker stopped, as the sound of a

bell rang violently, and the cry of ‘fire’ at once arose in the streets.

‘Never mind, go on!’ said the Cockney.

‘Never mind the bell,’ said Cardwell. ‘We can’t be disturbed in our

pleasures by these domestic affairs.’

‘Why, by the noise,’ said the stout man, ‘it would appear that there was

a polite invitation given to all citizens that their presence might be

required in the adjoining streets, and as the wind is coming up fresh—’

‘There is no time to be lost, my good fellows!’ cried a tall, elegantly

formed youth, rushing into the apartment from an adjoining room. ‘Half

the city is in flames!’

So saying, the youth hastened away, followed by the revellers.

The whole town was in an uproar. As they gained the street, they were

met by the strong sea breeze that filled the air with dust, and

betokened no good to those whose property was at that moment encircled

by the flames.

The Sansome Truck Company, with their hooks and ladders, were rushing

by, their scarlet coats powdered with dust, and making the welkin ring

with their shouts. The elegant youth of whom we have spoken was one of

the first that reached the fire. Already was the house of Senor del

Castro completely enveloped by sheets of flame, and from the windows of

some of the adjoining buildings the streams of fire darted forth, and

moved swiftly off toward the South on the wings of the gale.

Several persons, among whom were Cardwell, and the stout man of the

cafe, busied themselves in tearing up the planks in the immediate

vicinity of the conflagration, for the streets being laid down with

plank, instead of stones, aid greatly in the spread of the flames. The

firemen had brought streams of water to bear on the principal building,

when suddenly there appeared at an upper window, a fair and youthful

female form, evidently belonging to one of the higher classes of the

country, whose dark hair fell in rich masses about her shoulders, and

partly concealed a face in which the snow and the rose contended for

mastery.

For an instant every one paused in astonishment, nor was her

overmastering beauty unheeded in that moment of fearful excitement; for

the cry that a woman was in the house now rose shrilly on the air, and

was echoed in every street in the city. The ladders were hurried to the

spot by men frantic in their haste to save so fair a specimen of

mortality from a dreadful death, while the object of all this interest,

the lovely cause of the wild confusion that pervaded the masses below,

simply placed one little white hand to her eyes as if to shut out the

sight of the surrounding horrors, and steadied herself with the other by

placing it on the sill of the window.

In the moment that the ladder was placed against the side of the house,

a shrill cry was heard in the rear of the firemen, and a stately form

was seen forcing itself through the throng with giant strides, and

thrusting aside everybody and everything which opposed its progress. One

glance was sufficient to convince the spectators that the father of the

imperilled girl was rushing to her rescue. His hat was gone, and his

dark but silvered locks floated on the breeze, the sweat stood in beads

upon his broad forehead, and his face, though bearded and mustachioed

according to the custom of the country, was pale with anxiety and

horror.

‘Oh, for the love of God!’ cried he, ‘my daughter! my daughter!’

As he reached the front of the building, the flames gushing from the

lower windows drove back the brave men who had charge of the ladder. The

Senor del Castro clasped his hands, and uttering a cry of despair, would

have rushed into the house, the lower part of which was completely

filled with flames. The stout man of the cafe threw himself upon the

distracted father, and by the timely aid of Cardwell and the Cockney,

succeeded in dragging him out of the reach of danger. But the fire

companies had not been idle while these events were transpiring. They

had brought the ladder to the building at another place. They had placed

it firmly against the side of the house, when a man, addressing an

officer of the Fire Department, exclaimed in a tone of despair, ‘Oh, my

God! Charley, the ladder is too short. It don’t reach anywhere near the

window!’

Quicker than thought, Charley placed himself in front of the window at

which the girl stood, and bade them place the feet of the ladder on his

shoulders. In an instant, this was done, one foot of the ladder resting

on each of his shoulders. The elegant youth of the cafe then sprang

forward—

‘That’s right, Monteagle,’ cried Charley, ‘climb right up by me and then

on the ladder; bring down the young lady or never live to tell of your

failure.’

But before these words had been fairly uttered, the daring youth was

half way up the ladder. All eyes were now fixed on the adventurer. For a

moment all seemed silent except the hysteric wailings of the anguished

father, and the awful roaring of the flames, as the wind swept through

every aperture of the building, and added ten-fold to the fury of the

conflagration.

Before Monteagle had reached the lower sill of the window, he was

discovered to be on fire; but at almost the same instant, a stream of

water from the pipe of an engine drenched him to the skin. Then both the

youth and the girl were entirely hidden from view by the rolling forth

of a dense volume of smoke streaked with flame. One cry—one general cry

of despair burst from the throng below, and the Senor, not doubting that

both his daughter and her deliverer had perished, gave a deep groan and

sunk senseless to the earth. But loud rose the voice of Charley upon the

air at the awful crisis—‘They are alive yet! Don’t be frightened, man, I

feel the weight of both of them on my shoulders, now—now—the ladder

shakes! they are coming down!’

Several men with large _ponchos_ were crowded around the bottom of the

ladder to smother the flames, in case the young lady should be on fire,

by wrapping her tightly in these ample garments, and they looked up on

hearing the cheerful exclamations of Charley. The feet and legs of a man

were discerned below the smoke that had enveloped the upper part of the

ladder, then the bottom of a lady’s robe, and finally the face of

Monteagle begrimed and blistered looked down upon the trembling

expectants. The head of the girl reclined on the shoulder of the gallant

youth, her black hair flowing down his back, while her arms hung

listless by his sides—she was in a state of insensibility.

As soon as Monteagle and his lovely burthen were within reach of the

multitude a dozen hands grasped them, and while the friends of the youth

bore him off on their shoulders to administer such healing remedies as

his case required, for a part of his hair—his heavy brown locks—was

burnt off, and a blister on his forehead showed too plainly that a

moment longer would have consigned both the young lady and her deliverer

to the realm from which no returning spirit has come back to describe

the final parting of the soul from its material envelope.

The girl herself was carried to the arms of her father, who, just

awaking from his swoon, cried in a gasping voice ‘Inez! Inez! where is

my Inez?’ and plucking a sharp-pointed dagger from his breast, he was

about to end his agony by thrusting it to the hilt in his heart. Quicker

than lightning, the man who was called Charley grasped the wrist of the

desperate man, and holding it like a vice in his stalwart grasp, pointed

with the other hand to the girl, and said in his rough masculine voice:

‘None of that! If I’d thought you would take it so hard that we had

saved your daughter’s life, but we would have—no, not that exactly, for

she’s worth saving on her own account!’

While Charley was delivering this speech, the cinders were raining down

on his head, and he shook them off as a lion would have shaken great

flies from his forehead, but others were not so insensible to a shower

of fire-brands, and the Senor was dragged farther from the scene of

ruin.

When the Senor perceived that his Inez was really by his side, he gave

vent to the most extravagant exclamations of joy. Rushing to the Chief

Engineer, whom he supposed to be the savior of his child, he clasped the

sturdy fireman in his arms, called him every name that is flattering to

the pride of man, emptied his pockets of all his gold, and tried to

force into his hands a precious ring that he wore on his finger, and

which was said to contain a diamond of great value. Charley said that

his duty called him elsewhere, and we next saw him plunging into the

thickest of the throng to bring up his forces to the principal point of

attack, and to expedite the tearing up of the planks on the street, for

they had become thoroughly ignited in some places, and the flames were

marching through the slight wooden buildings of the town with the

imperious step of a conqueror.

No sooner had the young lady recovered consciousness, than she raised

herself to her feet, and looked anxiously on every side as if in search

of some object which she could not find.

‘Here comes your father,’ said Cardwell, who had been the most officious

in bearing off the girl to a place of safety, and applying cold water

and other restoratives to her face and temples.

Inez took the hand of her father, but still her eyes wandered through

the throng as if seeking another, and while she was led away by the old

Senor, she walked listlessly and thoughtfully, as if something pressed

heavily upon her mind.

By this time every gambling-house, every drinking shop, every pulperie,

and every thieving den had poured out its crowds upon the streets of San

Francisco, and a vast proportion of the inhabitants of the city were

thronging around the scene of conflagration. Here was a gang of thieves,

pretending to be very officious in removing the goods from a store-house

that had just kindled, while the eager glancing of their eyes, and the

half-shy, half-brazen way they shouted to each other, by way of

encouragement to preserve and to hasten the work, sufficiently denoted

that they had come to purloin whenever an opportunity offered, and that

their zeal was merely intended to blind the eyes of others, and lull

suspicion in regard to their ulterior purposes; and it would seem that

no lack of opportunity was here, for such was the excitement, such was

the confusion, the tumbling of men upon others, the running hither and

thither, the cries of alarm and distress, the shriek of the wind, and

the roaring of the flames as they went leaping, darting, and whirling

from house to house, from corner to corner, and from street to street,

that the cautious thief whose heart was marbled against human

sufferings, and thought only of turning the disasters of others to his

own advantage, might carry on his nefarious trade with almost as much

impunity as that of the burrowing mole, who treasures his stolen grain

under the earth while the plain above is rent by the tempest’s fury.

Yet, even in the general whirl of reason and reflection attendant upon

these rapid conflagrations, there sometimes chances to be an eye

unengaged for a moment which may light upon the plunderer in the very

nick of time, and when least expected by himself. Such was the case now,

just as the flames had reached Montgomery street, and were reaching

forth their long red tongues towards the pile of stores on Jackson

street, the Cockney mentioned at the commencement of this narrative saw

a fellow hugging to his bosom a little iron safe, and stealthily

escaping under cover of the smoke, along the street towards the harbor.

He raised the cry of ‘_Stop thief! Picaroon! Coquin!_’ and in as many

other languages as he could bring to his aid, he gave the alarm to such

individuals as were within the reach of his voice. The merchants

themselves who were near the spot, joined in the chase, and in less than

two minutes more than a hundred persons were at the heels of the man

with the safe. He headed directly for the water, and had nearly reached

it, when a couple of Chinamen in blue nankeens threw themselves across

his path. The desperate wretch dashed the iron safe into the face of one

of them, still retaining hold of it, however, and he fell covered with

blood, and then, with one hand, the thief grasped the long cue of the

other and jerked him to the ground. He then darted forward again,

leaving the two disastered Fee-fo-fums sitting upright in the middle of

the street, and uttering the most doleful lamentations. Amain the crowd

came sweeping down to the water’s edge, tumbling the two Chinamen over

and over, who cried out most piteously while rolling in the dust under

the feet of the pursuers. The thief perceiving no way of escape on the

land, sprang into a skiff and pushed off from the shore. For a moment,

his foes stood panting on the shore like baffled tigers, eyeing the man

as with two small oars he ploughed through the waves and receded farther

and farther from the strand. At length a loud hail was heard from a

point farther down, some three hundred yards from the spot where the

pursuers were clustered, and on turning their eyes in that direction,

the crowd beheld a slender but well-formed youth tugging at a heavy

boat, which lay partly on the shore and partly in the water, and vainly

endeavoring to get it afloat.

With a yell that rang on the air like the onset cry of a troop of wild

Indians, the whole body of pursuers ran towards the boat.

‘Hah! Monteagle, is that you?’ cried our Cockney, who arrived first at

the spot—‘It was I who gave the alarm! How much is there in the safe?’

‘That is best known to my employers,’ returned Monteagle evasively,

‘enough, you may be sure, to warrant the most vigorous endeavors in

getting it into our hands. Those who take the thief will be well

rewarded.’

‘Come then! heave O! heave, ahoi!’ cried three or four lusty fellows who

had now come up, and applied their shoulders to the boat in good

earnest. It began to move, and as it finally slid roaring into the

waves, Monteagle, and a dozen others leaped on board. A few strokes of

their long oars cleared them from the beach and gave free play to their

motions as they sunk the blades of their oars deep into the brine, and

threw themselves far back at every stroke; a movement which to the

practised eye of the mariner at once announced that whatever experience

they might previously have had in this line, was not in the service of

the nation, but had been acquired in the pursuit of that marvellous fish

which swallowed Jonah.

The winds were unusually violent that afternoon, and the water was very

rough. This circumstance was much in favor of the large boat, and

although the robber was a powerful man, and exerted his utmost, yet his

pursuers continually gained upon him. He was obliged to stop a few

moments to bail out his skiff, using one of his boots for that purpose;

and this fact at once convinced Monteagle and his men that he labored

under great disadvantages in a sharp, combing sea such as was then

driving into the harbor before the screaming gale. The thief himself

seemed to give up all hope of escape and relaxed his efforts, no doubt

husbanding his strength for exertions of a different character.

‘Now, my brave fellows,’ cried Monteagle, ‘lay back and give it to her!

do your prettiest and you can make the old barge hum, and we’ll soon

come up with that picaroon yonder; and understand that I am authorized

to promise a high reward.’

‘Oh, never mind the reward,’ interrupted a stout Irishman,

magnanimously. ‘It’s for the pure honor of the thing that we are

working, sure, and to support the laws.’

‘Yes, to support the laws!’ cried a short, stout, red-faced fellow, of

such equivocal appearance, that one might have taken him for a beardless

youth or a man of sixty years, for a native or a foreigner, a cunning

knave or a natural fool. He carried an enormous head on his broad round

shoulders, upon which were only a few scattering hemp-like hairs, but

his cheeks were fat and smooth, and his eyes always seemed ready to roll

out of their sockets.

‘Yes, to support the laws!’ said the strange being, in a smothered tone

that seemed to proceed from the bottom of the abdomen, while his heavy

goggle eyes seemed to be thinking of something altogether foreign from

the subject, and the continual working of his enormous mouth led

Monteagle to say to himself that the fellow was ‘chewing the cud of

sweet and bitter fancy.’

But now they were within two oars’ length of the villain in the skiff,

when the latter ceased rowing, and starting upon his feet, brandished

one of his oars in the air as if it had been the mace of an ancient

knight, and shrieked out in a tone of fury, that he ‘would dash in the

skull of any man that laid a flipper on him!’

As Monteagle stood up in the head of the boat, this threat might be

considered a matter more directly appertaining to himself than to any

other person present. Yet, every one uttered a shout of defiance, and

half a dozen strokes brought the barge up to the skiff. The head of the

large boat struck the skiff a-midships, square off and on, and for an

instant it seemed as if the latter would have turned bottom up. The

thief, however, balanced his boat well, at the same instant that he

struck a terrible blow with his oar at the head of Monteagle. The youth

evaded the falling oar, by jumping dexterously aside and, at the same

moment, drew a pistol from his breast. Before he could fire, he was

surprised by a powerful blow on the side of his head which came from

behind. Turning his head, he saw the big Irishman who had so gallantly

disclaimed all interested motives, with both fists double and ready to

repeat the blow which had nearly deprived him of recollection. This,

however, lasted but an instant, for all was confusion now. The Irishman

was choked down by an English cooper; the man with the big head and wide

mouth came to the aid of the Irishman, while the robber in the skiff

dashed his oar into the faces and brought it down lustily on the heads

and backs of his adversaries in the barge.

The diversion which had been made in favor of the robber, plainly

announced that the Irishman and the big head were accomplices of the

former, and had entered the barge and joined the pursuit in order to

render him efficient aid in time of need.

The fight became general. Big Head and the Irishman fully engaged the

attention of Monteagle and two men of the barge’s crew, while the

robber, determined not to be taken alive, fought with a desperation not

to be imagined by any who have never seen a man resolved upon death or

escape.

‘Blast me!’ cried the Cockney, ‘but these Sydney ducks are hatched out

in the wrong nest,’ as he received a kick in the face from Big Head

while the latter was struggling under a thwart and using both hands and

feet to defend himself against the loyal portion of the barge’s crew.

This melee had lasted some time, during which the pistol of Monteagle

had passed into the hands of the big Irishman, who falling a second time

from the effects of a chance blow dealt by his accomplice in the skiff,

pointed the weapon at Monteagle as he fell, and pulled the trigger. The

charge took effect on the youth; everything grew suddenly dark around

him, and he fell senseless into the bottom of the boat. The battle,

however, was still waged with relentless fury on both sides. The robber,

cheered by the hope of final victory, now sprang from his skiff into the

barge, and stamping on the head of Monteagle as he lay insensible under

the thwarts, he used his oar, now broken into a convenient shape and

size, about the heads of his enemies. To say that blood flowed, would be

nothing new, as there was scarcely a man in the boat who had not

received a wound already; but now heads and arms were broken; sometimes

Big Head and the Irishman were both down at a time, and then victory

seemed certain to the loyal party; then the former would be up again and

fighting desperately. But three men against eight or nine could not hold

out forever, and the big Irishman, at length, reeled and sank, overcome

by fatigue and loss of blood. Big Head was then silenced by a rap on the

skull with a tiller, and after a most desperate resistance, the robber

himself was bound hand and foot.

The crew then sat down to take breath, and next proceeded to wash the

blood from their faces. On their way to the shore they were met by

another boat that had put off to their assistance, and in her was

recognized Mr. Vandewater, one of the firm that had been robbed.

‘Where’s Monteagle?’ was the first inquiry of this gentleman as the two

boats met.

The boat’s crew started and looked about them, discovered the youth

lying senseless in the bottom of the boat. Smarting under their own

wounds, and hot with the late contest, they had entirely forgotten the

lad who led the charge. ‘Oh!’ said the Cockney, binding a handkerchief

about his scarred head, ‘I had like to have forgotten him, sir. It was

he that first got hold of the barge—I was the one that saw the thief

take the safe—I gave the first alarm, sir.’

Mr. Vandewater by this time held the head of young Monteagle on his

knee, and was examining into his condition, but, looking up a moment, he

replied to the Cockney,

‘And the safe, where is it?’

‘There, now,’ ejaculated the robber as he wiped the bloody foam from his

mouth against his shoulder, ‘what a fool I was that I didn’t cast the d—

thing into the drink, God! they’ll get it.’

Mr. Vandewater assisted in removing Monteagle to the other boat, and

telling the men in the barge to call in the morning at his house, he

told the rowers in his own yawl to pull for the skiff. The little bark

was soon reached, and the safe was found in its bottom. Mr. Vandewater

took possession of his property, and returned speedily to the shore with

Monteagle, whose situation, if he were indeed alive, required immediate

attention.

When the barge reached the landing, there was no lack of welcomers on

the beach, for the latter part of the battle in the boat had been

observed by many spectators. The robber, who had escaped injury better

than could have been expected, was handed out of the barge amid the

shouts of the populace, and taken possession of by the police; but,

strange as it may seem, the Irishman and Big Head were suffered to go

among their friends; perhaps it was judged by their appearance that they

had suffered punishment enough already.

The devastations of the fire had been wide and fearful. In an incredible

short time, a large portion of the city had been laid in ruins.—Houses

and streets had suffered alike, the planking of the thoroughfares

rendering them equally combustible with the buildings.

On the day succeeding these events, a pale youth, with a bandage about

his temples, lay in a darkened room some two miles from the town of San

Francisco, seeming to be asleep; and yet the almost marble whiteness of

the features might have led a casual spectator to suppose that the

coroner was required in his case, rather than the surgeon. The bed upon

which he lay, as well as the chaste elegance of the furniture about the

apartment, betokened that the master of the mansion had eminently been

successful in the general struggle for wealth, and also that he

possessed a liberal taste which enabled him to employ his means for the

embellishment as well as for the support of life. The windows of the

chamber looked out upon an extensive garden, nicely arranged and kept,

and romantically varied with rocks and underwood of natural growth. The

house itself was an elegant edifice standing on a hill-side, and

commanding a fine view of the surrounding country.

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