PLATE I.

"The gods of old were logs of wood,

And worship was to puppets paid:

In antic dress the puppet stood,

And priests and people bow'd the head."

[Illustration: THE TIMES. PLATE I.]

There are three things of which your Englishman deems himself the

best of all possible judges: the art of stirring a fire, religion,

and politics. His infallibility in the first no one will presume to

question, except his wife; and with her he will dispute as long as

disputing is good. The mysteries of the second he understands better

than the Archbishop of Canterbury. As to the intricacies of the

third, which thinking men are apt to consider in some degree hidden

from those who are not admitted into the arcana, he can unravel them

with more ease, and point out with more precision what steps ought to

be taken, than can the Prime Minister, with all the aggregate wisdom

of the Cabinet.

So many of his Majesty's good subjects being thus gifted with an

intuitive knowledge of state affairs, it is no wonder that Britain

holds so high a rank among the nations; for each act of government is

stated and debated, not only in the two Houses of Parliament, but in

every tavern, coffeehouse, and porter-house in the metropolis.

To these eloquent leaders of the numerous clubs, we may add a myriad

of political writers, who are all but inspired. Without studying

either Machiavel, Locke, or Sidney, they pour forth a torrent of

lucubrations on the floating subjects of the hour; that hour past,

their letters, replies, remarks, and rejoinders are heard of no more.

In the hope of giving their puny offspring a longer life, some of

these learned Thebans, or their booksellers, called in the aid

of artists, to adorn their labours with _taking_ frontispieces.

These graphic ornaments were in general about as _lively_ as the

pamphlets they decorated; and it was found that the united efforts of

author, printer, painter, engraver, and publisher, could not ensure

immortality. Notwithstanding this general failure in their intended

operation, they had one very awkward effect. A sort of political

influenza was communicated to our engravers, and they also became

deep statesmen and profound politicians. While part of this band

sharpened their burins, and defaced much good copper in caricaturing

the members of administration, their opponents were equally

industrious, and equally pointed, in _taking off_ the _honourable

gentlemen_ on the other side of the house.

The buzzing of these insects of a day was little attended to: their

dulness preserved them from laughter, their weakness protected them

from resentment; they excited no passion except contempt.

Very different was the public expectation when it was found that

Hogarth intended to publish a series of political prints. From his

former productions they knew his powers, and considered him as able

to throw any party into ridicule. That which he was expected to

attack dreaded the strength of his aquafortis, which they apprehended

would have the effect of a caustic, not only on his copper, but on

the objects of his satire.

Previous to the publication of "The Times," Mr. Wilkes, who was then

at Aylesbury, was informed that the print was political, and that

Lord Temple, Mr. Pitt, Mr. Churchill, and himself, were the leading

characters held up to ridicule. Under the impression which this

intelligence conveyed, he sent Mr. Hogarth a remonstrance, stating

the ungenerous tendency of such a proceeding; which would be more

glaringly unfriendly, as the two last-mentioned gentlemen and the

artist had always lived upon terms of strict intimacy. This produced

a reply, in which Hogarth asserted that neither Mr. Wilkes nor Mr.

Churchill were introduced, but Lord Temple and Mr. Pitt were, and

the print should be published in a few days. To this it was answered,

that Mr. Wilkes would hardly deem it worth while to notice any

reflections on himself; but if his friends were attacked, it would

wound him in the most sensible part, and, well as he was able, he

should revenge their cause. This was a direct declaration of war: the

black flag was hoisted on both sides, and never did two angry men of

their abilities throw mud with less dexterity.

"The Times" was soon after published, and on the Saturday following,

in No. 17 of the _North Briton_, a most unmerciful attack was

directed against the King's Serjeant Painter. Since that period,

marvellous have been the variations of the patriotic needle; the

Colonel of the Buckinghamshire Militia has filled the first offices

in the city of London, and is now become chamberlain. Having in

these situations seen the errors of his former politics, he would,

I must think, be the first to acknowledge that the attack was not

only unmerciful, but in many respects unjust. The hand of time having

worn down political asperities, I hope--I believe--Mr. Wilkes will

have no objection to this nettle, forced in the hotbed of a party,

being plucked from that hallowed sod which covers the dust of William

Hogarth.

Should the artist and the chamberlain meet in Elysium, why may

they not drink oblivion to former feuds in a glass of Lethe? The

chamberlain would, I fancy, prefer champagne; but when a gentleman

travels in a strange country, he must take up with such beverage as

the place affords.

The attack commences with a ridicule of the _Analysis of Beauty_, or

rather of Hogarth's honesty in acknowledging that he was indebted to

a friend for a third part of the wording. The artist was sensible of

his own strength; but what is much more rare, he was conscious of

his own weakness. He knew the principles of his art; but not being

accustomed to explaining them with a pen, very prudently asked the

aid of those who were, to give his ideas such language as would

render them worthy public attention. This was at least honest; but as

the author of the _North Briton_ presents us with only part of the

apology, let us do the artist justice by inserting the whole.

After some leading remarks on the system which it was his wish to

establish, he continues as follows:--

"But observing in the fore-mentioned controversies that the torrent

generally ran against me, and that several of my opponents had turned

my arguments into ridicule, yet were daily availing themselves of

their use, and venting them even to my face as their own, I began to

wish the publication of something on this subject; and accordingly

applied myself to several of my friends, whom I thought capable of

taking up the pen for me, offering to furnish them with materials

by word of mouth. But finding this method not practicable, from the

difficulty of one man's expressing the ideas of another, especially

on a subject which he was either unacquainted with, or was new in its

kind, I was therefore reduced to an attempt of finding such words as

would best answer my own ideas, being now too far engaged to drop the

design. Hereupon, having digested the matter as well as I could, and

thrown it into the form of a book, I submitted it to the judgment

of such friends whose sincerity and abilities I could best rely on,

determining on their approbation or dislike to publish or destroy

it. But their favourable opinion of the manuscript being publicly

known, it gave such a credit to the undertaking as soon changed the

countenances of those who had a better opinion of my pencil than

my pen, and turned their sneers into expectation, especially when

the same friends had kindly made me an offer of conducting the work

through the press; and here I must acknowledge myself particularly

indebted to one gentleman for his corrections and amendments of

at least a third part of the wording. Through his absence and

avocation, several sheets went to the press without any assistance,

and the rest had the occasional inspection of one or two friends.

If any inaccuracies shall be found in the writing, I shall readily

acknowledge them all my own, and am, I confess, under no great

concern about them, provided the matter in general may be useful

and answerable, in the application of it, to truth and to nature; in

which material points if the reader shall think fit to rectify any

mistakes, it will give me a sensible pleasure, and be doing great

honour to the work."--_Preface to Analysis_, p. 20, edit of 1772.

The author of the _North Briton_ continues: "We all titter the

instant he takes up a pen, but we tremble when we see the pencil in

his hand."

As this essay was written in consequence of the artist giving a

pictured shape, it seems rather extraordinary that so good a logician

as Mr. Wilkes should drag in Hogarth's pen merely to titter at, and

acknowledge that he trembles at his pencil, which instrument, by the

way, drew forth this paper:--

"I will do him the justice to say, that he possesses the rare talent

of gibbeting in colours, and that in most of his works he has been

a very good moral satirist." That he has, it is most true. "His

forte is there, and he should have kept it. When he has at any time

deviated from his own peculiar walk, he has never failed to make

himself perfectly ridiculous. I need only make my appeal to any one

of his historical or portrait pieces, which are now considered as

almost beneath all criticism."

_Some_ of his portraits might have been exempted from this censure:

what does Mr. Wilkes think of Captain Coram, now in the Foundling

Hospital?

"The favourite 'Sigismunda,' the labour of so many years, the boasted

effort of his art, was not human. If the figure had a resemblance

of anything ever on earth, or had the least pretence to meaning

or expression, it was what he had seen, or perhaps made, in real

life, his own wife in an agony of passion, but of what passion no

connoisseur could guess."

After asserting that the figure was not human, this is rather too

much! From any gentleman, the daughter of Sir James Thornhill

had a claim to more politeness; but that so gallant a man as

Colonel Wilkes--a perfect knight-errant in all that related to the

sex--should make an estimable and respectable woman a party "in the

poor politics of the day, and descend to low personal abuse" (I use

his own language), because her husband had in these poor politics

adopted an opposite creed, excites astonishment!

Had this transaction passed in the year 1791, instead of the year

1762, it would have been less extraordinary; for, alas,

"The days of chivalry are no more."[132]

"All his friends remember what tiresome discourses were held by him,

day after day, about the transcendent merit of this 'Sigismunda,' and

how the great names of Raphael, Vandyke, and others, were made to

yield the palm of beauty, grace, expression, etc. to him, for this

long-laboured yet uninteresting single figure. The value he himself

set on this, as well as on some other of his works, almost exceeds

belief; yet from politeness, or fear, or some other motives, he has

actually been paid the most astonishing sums, as the price, not of

his merit, but of his unbounded vanity."

That the artist demanded too high a price for his painting of

"Sigismunda," I am free to acknowledge; but it has not been peculiar

to Mr. Hogarth to mistake his talents, and overrate his worst

performances. Mr. Wilkes must know that Milton, and many other great

men, have erred in the same way. I do not think that "Sigismunda"

was worth what he required; but that he has actually been paid the

most astonishing sums for his other pictures, as the price, not

of his merit, but of his unbounded vanity, I am yet to learn. The

remuneration he received for many of his works is to be found in

these volumes; it was seldom in any degree equal to their merits.

The painter is no more, but several of his pictures remain; and were

the "Marriage à la Mode," "Rake's Progress," etc., now upon sale,

the present age would, I am persuaded, sanction my opinion, and the

pictures produce much more astonishing sums than were originally paid

to the artist.

"He has succeeded very happily in the way of humour, and has

miscarried in every other attempt; this has arisen in some measure

from his head, but much more from his heart. After 'Marriage à la

Mode,' the public wished for a series of prints of a Happy Marriage.

Hogarth made the attempt; but the rancour and malevolence of his mind

made him soon turn away with envy and disgust from objects of so

pleasing contemplation, to dwell, and feast a bad heart, on others of

a hateful cast, which he pursued, for he found them congenial, with

the most unabating zeal and unrelenting gall."

Should any one assert that the strength of colouring, and astonishing

powers, which gave the name of Churchill so exalted a rank among

satirists, originated in malevolence and rancour, and that he could

not write a panegyric because he delighted in feasting a bad heart on

a bad theme, Mr. Wilkes would, I am certain, be the first to defend

him from such an aspersion.

That he did not succeed in an attempt to delineate a Happy Marriage,

I can readily believe. Hogarth was a painter of manners as they were,

not as they ought to be. He considered nature in the abstract, and

usually adhered to what he saw. Among those friends with whom Hogarth

lived in habits of intimacy, and whose domestic situations he had the

best opportunity of studying,--though Mr. Churchill and the Colonel

were of the number,--he might not know a family from whence such a

scene could be copied.

"I have observed some time his setting sun. He has long been very

dim, and almost shorn of his beams."

For a confirmation of the above assertion, see the print of "The

Medley," published this very year. My opinion of it the reader is

already in possession of, and that opinion corresponds with an

authority which, I believe, even Mr. Wilkes will consider as very

high:--"For useful and deep satire, 'The Medley' is the most sublime

of all Hogarth's works."--_Walpole._

"He seems so conscious of this (_i.e._ that his sun is setting, etc.)

that he now glimmers with borrowed light. 'John Bull's house in

flames' has been hackneyed in fifty different prints; and if there is

any merit in the figure on stilts, and the mob prancing around, it is

not to be ascribed to Hogarth, but to Callot."

Callot's was, I acknowledge, the first thought, but Sir Joshua

Reynolds will tell Mr. Wilkes that happy appropriation is not

plagiarism.

"I own, too, that I am grieved to see the genius of Hogarth, which

should take in all ages and countries, sunk to a level with the

miserable tribe of party-etchers, and now in his rapid decline

entering into the poor politics of the faction of the day, and

descending into low personal abuse, instead of instructing the world,

as he could once, by manly moral satire."

I too am grieved that Hogarth, or any other man of talents, should

descend to the poor politics of the faction of the day. But be it

remarked, that this was the first political print he designed; and

if so contemptible as it was before stated to be, it is rather

singular that this one little satire, the first he engraved on the

subject, and "destitute of every kind of original merit, in every

part confused, perplexed, and embarrassed, where the story is not

well told to the eye, and where we cannot discover the faintest ray

of genius," should excite so warm a resentment.

Mr. Wilkes goes on to ask, "Whence can proceed so surprising a

change? Is it from the frowardness of old age? or is it that envy and

impatience of resplendent merit in every way, at which he has always

sickened? How often has he been remarked to droop at the fair and

honest applause given even to a friend?" etc.

I am told, by those who lived in habits of intimacy with Mr.

Hogarth--never! But let us remember, that what is deemed fair and

honest applause by the person who receives it, may by an impartial

spectator be thought more than he is entitled to.

"It is sufficient that the rest of mankind applaud; from that moment

he begins the attack, and you never can be well with him, till he

hears an universal outcry against you, and till all your friends have

given you up."

That Hogarth should have wished to render a man infamous in the eyes

of society, before he would admit him to the honour of his regards,

is a paradox I cannot solve. I believe this kind of preparation for

friendship was never practised by any other person, of any age or

country.

"The public had never the least share of Hogarth's regard, or even

goodwill. Gain and vanity have steered his little bark quite through

life. He has never been consistent but with respect to these two

principles."

Hogarth was no hypocrite. By the word "public," is frequently meant

that party who are immersed in the violent factions of the day. For

them he never professed goodwill. But if by the public is meant

society in its various branches and different ranks, almost all his

works had as great a tendency to make the world wiser and better,

as had those of men who made more violent professions. His little

bark having been steered through life by gain and vanity, I hardly

know how to understand. He lived a long and laborious life; he was

admitted to be the first, the very first, in his walk; and died

worth a sum that a Jew broker will acquire before breakfast. As to

vanity,--of talents superior to any other artist,--he had a right to

be vain.

"But all genius was not born, nor will it die, with Mr. Hogarth;

and notwithstanding all his ungenerous efforts to damp or chill it

in another, I will trust to a discerning and liberal spirit in the

English nation to patronize and reward all real merit. It will in the

end rise superior to the idle laugh of the hour," etc.

Of this discerning and liberal spirit there is not a stronger

instance than the estimation in which Hogarth's works, not excepting

the _Analysis_ (however it may be worded), are held thirty years

after the publication of the _North Briton_.

"In the year 1746, when the Guards were ordered to march to Finchley

on the most important service they could be employed in,--the

extinguishing a Scottish rebellion which threatened the entire

ruin of the illustrious family on the throne, and, in consequence,

of our liberties,--Mr. Hogarth came out with a print to make them

ridiculous[133] to their countrymen, and to all Europe; or, perhaps,

it rather was to tell the Scots, in his way, how little the Guards

were to be feared, and that they might safely advance. That the

ridicule might not stop here, and that it might be as offensive as

possible to his own sovereign, he dedicated the print to the King of

Prussia, as an encourager of arts. Is this patriotism? In old Rome,

or in any of the Grecian States, he would have been punished as a

profligate citizen, totally devoid of all principle."

These are heavy charges; but mark how a plain tale shall put them

down. From the effects which are described as likely to result from

this most seditious print, we are tempted to think it must have

been designed, etched, engraved, printed off, and dispersed with so

much expedition as to arrive in Scotland before the Guards whom it

holds up to ridicule; for one of its designs was "to tell the Scots,

in his way, how little the Guards were to be feared, and that they

might safely advance." The march was in 1746, and the publication

of this print in 1750; therefore[134] it could not have these most

direful and dangerous effects! That he dedicated it to the King of

Prussia, as an encourager of arts, is true; but this dedication

was not inserted until another had been rejected, because it was

misunderstood by the King of England; and George the Second, with

all his virtues, was neither a judge of humour nor an encourager of

the arts. These premises granted, I think we may fairly draw this

conclusion: Had old Hogarth been a citizen of old Rome, or a member

of any of the Grecian States, and published such a representation

of his own times, he would not have been punished as a profligate

citizen: he would neither have been flagellated, impaled, decollated,

nor thrown from the Tarpeian rock; but his print would have been

laughed at by every member of the State who had the least ray of

humour, though--as in some cases that we have seen--the length of a

grave orator's beard might hide the risible emotions of his muscles,

and the amplitude of his robe conceal the shaking of his sides.

To detail the conclusion of this paper, about the dishonour of

his being appointed pannel-painter to the King, never suffered to

caricature any of the royal family, etc., is scarcely necessary.

If the appointment was less respectable than his merits demanded,

the disgrace did not fall upon him; but be it remarked, that the

office was afterwards held by Sir Joshua Reynolds; and however

elevated his taste, however superior his talents, his genius was long

distinguished and admired by the public before he had the honour of

taking the portraits of their Majesties.

Trusting that Hogarth's own works will sufficiently ascertain his

character, I shall not attempt his further vindication, but proceed

to the print.

A globe, which must here be considered as the world, though it

appears to be no more than a tavern sign, is represented on fire,

and Mr. Pitt, exalted on stilts, which are held by the surrounding

multitude, blowing up the flames with a pair of large bellows.[135]

His attendants are composed of butchers, with marrow-bones and

cleavers, an hallooing mob armed with clubs, and a trio of London

aldermen in the act of adoration. From the neck of this idol of

the populace is suspended a millstone, on which is inscribed

£3000 per annum, allusive to his pension, and intimating that so

ponderous a load must in time sink his popularity.[136] While he

is thus increasing the conflagration, a number of Highlanders,[137]

grenadiers, sailors, etc., are busily working a fire-engine to

extinguish it. The pipe is guided by a Union Office fireman at the

top. Defended by an iron cap, and decorated with a badge inscribed

"G. R.," this intrepid engineer pays no regard to three streams of

water which are furiously driven at his rear from the windows of the

Temple Coffeehouse. The Liliputian engines, through which these tiny

showers descend, are directed by a nobleman and two garretteers. An

inscription over the door determines the title of the former, who

is delineated without features: the two gentlemen in the attic were,

I believe, originally intended for Mr. Wilkes and Mr. Churchill, but

previous to publication the faces were altered.[138] A surplice is

still left on the figure over Lord Temple, and the Colonel's coat

is lapelled. Upon a sign-iron beneath them is a slaughterman,[139]

with a lighted candle in his hat, and a large knife in his pocket;

thus intimating that he is ready either to fire a city or murder a

citizen. Mounted to the situation he now occupies by a ladder, he

is drawing up a sign of the Patriot's Arms, and in this good work

is assisted by two strong-sinewed coadjutors, who are dragging the

ropes to which it is suspended. The blazonry is four clenched fists

in opposition to each other; the date, 1762.[140] This curious

delineation will be placed in the front of the Temple Coffeehouse,

for _the world to wonder at_. The Newcastle Arms, nearly broken

down, bears allusion to the Duke's resignation.[141] A Highlander,

carrying two buckets of water from the fire-plug to the engine,

is likely to be impeded by a fellow with a wheelbarrow full of

political papers, which are intended to feed the flames. This type

of the distressed poet, said to be intended as a representative of

the Duke of Newcastle, endeavours to overset the Scot, and burst the

engine-pipe by the same operation.

Wholly engrossed by avarice, the crafty Dutchman, with a hand in

each pocket and a pipe in his mouth, sits on his bales of goods, and

laughs at the destruction raging around him. A fox, fair emblem of

his cunning, is creeping out of a kennel beneath.

Close to him is a patriotic trumpeter, blowing the spirit-stirring

tube, and pointing to a show-cloth, on which is painted a wild

Indian. By the magisterial robe in which this trumpeter is arrayed,

and the city arms on the banner of his windy instrument, he is

decisively intended to personify Mr. Alderman Beckford, thrice Lord

Mayor of London. Beneath the savage to whom he points, is written,

"Alive from America." This grotesque figure is placed before two

tobacco hogsheads, grasps in each hand a purse inscribed "£1000,"

and has tied round him, so as to form a sort of Indian dress, eight

or ten little bags equally well filled. His countenance leads us to

judge that he delights in the devastation by which he is a gainer;

and seems to imply that our American brethren, like our Amsterdam

allies, were eager to furnish friend or foe with the product of their

respective countries. It may further intimate the Alderman's immense

riches, and that a leading article of his trade was tobacco.

A table clock, inscribed "Airs by Harrington," representing a company

of soldiers in a regular march, has an evident allusion to the

military doctrine of man being a machine. "The Norfolk jig, G. T.

_fecit_," hints at the Norfolk Militia, and Mr. George Townshend, who

paid unremitting attention to the discipline and appearance of the

corps raised in Norfolk.

"The Post Office," painted on a cracked board fastened against the

wall, may possibly signify the office of Postmaster-General being

then divided.[142]

In the opposite corner of the print, surrounded by his miserable

and famished subjects, sits the heroic Frederick of Prussia.

Regardless of their distress, and unmoved by their cries, tears, and

execrations--like Nero, who fiddled while Rome burnt--he is lost to

every feeling, except those which arise from the fine tones of his

Cremona. The effects resulting from his insatiable thirst of glory

are not confined to his own subjects. Fired by vaulting ambition,

he scatters destruction through surrounding states; depopulates

provinces, and lays waste kingdoms, to prove himself--a philosopher.

How far the rest of the figures in this group may refer to particular

persons or nations, I cannot determine. The female, with clasped

hands and eyes raised to heaven, has been supposed to be intended for

the Empress Queen; a venerable matron, stealing away with a trunk

under her arm, for the late Empress of Russia, Frederick's most

inveterate enemy, who ended her earthly reign on the 2d of January

1762. They may be so intended, though I must acknowledge I do not

discover anything which will wholly establish the supposition, but am

more inclined to consider them as merely exemplifying the horrors of

war.

The _fleur-de-lis_ hung from one of the houses in flames, and the

black eagle from the other, sufficiently indicate the powers intended

to be pointed out. The sign of the Salutation alludes to the treaty

between France and Spain, for the dexter figure is Louis Baboon; and

the sinister, Lord Strut.

The flames rage with so much violence as to prevent the fluttering

dove from alighting on any of the buildings; notwithstanding which,

this bird of peace, with an olive branch, hovers over them in the

midst of ascending smoke.

The exact point of time is determined by the waggon, inscribed

"Hermione," in the background.[143]

Such is my general idea of the preceding plate;[144] there may be

those who will discover many things which I do not see, and which

possibly never entered into the contemplation of the artist. As the

whole alludes to the politics of his own day, all the characters

introduced were his contemporaries, and several of them had been

his intimate friends, he might intentionally leave some parts

obscure;[145] or conceiving his meaning sufficiently obvious to those

who lived at the time, forget that it would become impervious to

posterity.

I have before observed that in allegory he was not happy; and the

dissimilar combinations here brought together are a proof of the

assertion. Soldiers and sailors, whose business it is to increase

the flames of war, carrying water to extinguish them, is not quite

consonant to our general ideas of their dispositions. Highlanders,

being universally considered as the soldiers of Europe, make but an

awkward appearance in the character of peacemakers.

A sign of the globe on fire, flames bursting out of the Globe Tavern

and three other buildings, with each an alehouse sign, to explain

what nations are meant, borders upon the bathos. Another nation

personified by the sovereign fiddling to his expiring subjects,

is not a bad thought, but here it is incongruous. It has not that

general unison with the other parts of the picture which either

writing or painting demands. Separated from the accompaniments,

this group might have made a good print; with the Globe Tavern, the

Temple Coffeehouse, the garretteers, and the aldermen, it does not

assimilate.

My last remark I shall take the liberty of borrowing from Mr. Wilkes,

for in this one point I have the honour of agreeing with him: "The

print is too much crowded with figures."

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