A NEW WAY TO COLLECT AN OLD DEBT.

EARLY in life, Mr. Jenkins had been what is called unfortunate in

business. Either from the want of right management, or from causes

that he could not well control, he became involved, and was broken

all to pieces. It was not enough that he gave up every dollar he

possessed in the world. In the hope that friends would interfere to

prevent his being sent to jail, some of his creditors pressed

eagerly for the balance of their claims, and the unhappy debtor had

no alternative but to avail himself of the statute made and provided

for the benefit of individuals in his extremity. It was a sore trial

for him; but any thing rather than to be thrown into prison.

After this tempest of trouble and excitement, there fell upon the

spirits of Mr. Jenkins a great calm. He withdrew himself from public

observation for a time, but his active mind would not let him remain

long in obscurity. In a few months, he was again in business, though

in a small way. His efforts were more cautiously directed than

before, and proved successful. He made something above his expenses

during the first year, and after that accumulated money rapidly. In

five or six years, Mr. Jenkins was worth some nine or ten thousand

dollars.

But with this prosperity came no disposition on the part of Mr.

Jenkins to pay off his old obligations. "They used the law against

me," he would say, when the subject pressed itself upon his mind, as

it would sometimes do, "and now let them get what the law will give

them."

There was a curious provision in the law by which Jenkins had been

freed from all the claims of his creditors against him; and this

provision is usually incorporated in all similar laws, though for

what reason it is hard to tell. It is only necessary to promise to

pay a claim thus annulled, to bring it in full force against the

debtor. If a man owes another a hundred dollars, and, by economy and

self-denial, succeeds in saving twenty dollars and paying them to

him, he becomes at once liable for the remaining eighty dollars,

unless the manner of doing it be very guarded, and is in danger of a

prosecution, although unable to pay another cent. A prudent man, who

has once been forced into the unhappy alternative of taking the

benefit of the insolvent law, is always careful, lest, in an

unguarded moment, he acknowledge his liability to some old creditor,

before he is fully able to meet it. Anxious as he is to assure this

one and that one of his desire and intention to pay them, if ever in

his power, and to say to them that he is struggling early and late

for their sakes as well as his own, his lips must remain sealed. A

word of his intentions, and all his fond hopes of getting fairly on

his feet again are in danger of shipwreck.

Understanding the binding force of a promise of this kind, made in

writing or in the presence of witnesses, certain of the more selfish

or less manly and honorable class of creditors are ever seeking to

extort by fair or foul means, from an unfortunate debtor, who has

honestly given up every thing, an acknowledgment of his indebtedness

to them, in order that they may reap the benefit of his first

efforts to get upon his feet again. Many and many an honest but

indiscreet debtor has been thrown upon his back once more from this

cause, and all his hopes in life blasted for ever. The means of

approach to a debtor, in this situation, are many and various. "Do

you think you will ever be able to do any thing on that old

account?" blandly asked, in the presence of a third party, is

answered by, "I hope so. But, at present, it takes every dollar I

can earn for the support of my family." This is sufficient--the

whole claim is in full force. In the course of a month or two,

perhaps in a less period, a sheriff's writ is served, and the poor

fellow's furniture, or small stock in trade, is seized, and he

broken all up again. To have replied--"You have no claim against

me," to the insidious question, seemed in the mind of the poor, but

honest man, so much like a public confession that he was a rogue,

that he could not do it. And yet this was his only right course, and

he should have taken it firmly. Letters are often written, calling

attention to the old matter, in which are well-timed allusions to

the debtor's known integrity of character, and willingness to pay

every dollar he owes in the world, if ever able. Such letters should

never be answered, for the answer will be almost sure to contain

something that, in a court of justice, will be construed into an

acknowledgment of the entire claim. In paying off old accounts that

the law has cancelled, which we think every man should do, if in his

power, the acknowledgment of indebtedness never need go further than

the amount paid at any time. Beyond this, no creditor, who does not

wish to oppress, will ask a man to go. If any seek a further revival

of the old claim, let the debtor be aware of them; and also, let him

be on his guard against him who in any way alludes, either in

writing or personally, to the previous indebtedness.

But we have digressed far enough. Mr. Jenkins, we are sorry to say,

was not of that class of debtors who never consider an obligation

morally cancelled. The law once on his side, he fully made up his

mind to keep it for ever between him and all former transactions.

Sundry were the attempts made to get old claims against him revived,

after it was clearly understood that he was getting to be worth

money; but Jenkins was a rogue at heart, and rogues are always more

wary than honest men.

Among the creditors of Jenkins, was a man named Gooding, who had

loaned him five hundred dollars, and lost three hundred of

it--two-fifths being all that was realized from the debtor's

effects. Gooding pitied sincerely the misfortunes of Jenkins, and

pocketed his loss without saying a hard word, or laying the weight

of a finger upon his already too heavily burdened shoulders. But it

so happened, that as Jenkins commenced going up in the world,

Gooding began to go down. At the time when the former was clearly

worth ten thousand dollars, he was hardly able to get money enough

to pay his quarterly rent-bills. Several times he thought of calling

the attention of his old debtor to the balance still against him,

which, as it was for borrowed money, ought certainly to be paid. But

it was an unpleasant thing to remind a friend of an old obligation,

and Gooding, for a time, chose to bear his troubles, as the least

disagreeable of the two alternatives. At last, however, difficulties

pressed so hard upon him, that he forced himself to the task.

Both he and Jenkins lived about three-quarters of a mile distant

from their places of business, in a little village beyond the

suburbs of the city. Gooding was lame, and used to ride to and from

his store in a small wagon, which was used for sending home goods

during the day. Jenkins usually walked into town in the morning, and

home in the evening. It not unfrequently happened that Gooding

overtook the latter, while riding home after business hours, when he

always invited him to take a seat by his side, which invitation was

never declined. They were, riding home in this way, one evening,

when Gooding, after clearing his throat two or three times, said,

with a slight faltering in his voice--"I am sorry, neighbour

Jenkins, to make any allusion to old matters, but as you are getting

along very comfortably, and I am rather hard pressed, don't you

think you could do something for me on account of the three hundred

dollars due for borrowed money. If it had been a regular business

debt, I would never have said a word about it, but"--

"Neighbour Gooding," said Jenkins, interrupting him, "don't give

yourself a moment's uneasiness about that matter. It shall be paid,

every dollar of it; but I am not able, just yet, to make it up for

you. But you shall have it."

This was said in the blandest way imaginable, yet in a tone of

earnestness.

"How soon do you think you can do something for me?" asked Gooding.

"I don't know. If not disappointed, however, I think I can spare you

a little in a couple of months."

"My rent is due on the first of October. If you can let me have, say

fifty dollars, then, it will be a great accommodation."

"I will see. If in my power, you shall certainly have at least that

amount."

Two months rolled round, and Gooding's quarter-day came. Nothing

more had been said by Jenkins on the subject of the fifty dollars,

and Gooding felt very reluctant about reminding him of his promise;

but he was short in making up his rent, just the promised sum. He

waited until late in the day, but Jenkins neither sent nor called.

As the matter was pressing, he determined to drop in upon his

neighbour, and remind him of what he had said. He accordingly went

round to the store of Jenkins, and found him alone with his clerk.

"How are you to-day?" said Jenkins, smiling.

"Very well. How are you?"

"So, so."

Then came a pause.

"Business rather dull," remarked Jenkins.

"Very," replied Gooding, with a serious face, and more serious tone

of voice. "Nothing at all doing. I never saw business so flat in my

life."

"Flat enough."

Another pause.

"Ahem! Mr. Jenkins," began Gooding, after a few moments, "do you

think you can do any thing for me to-day?"

"If there is any thing I can do for you, it shall be done with

pleasure," said Jenkins, in a cheerful way. "In what can I oblige

you?"

"You remember, you said that in all probability you would be able to

spare me as much as fifty dollars to-day?"

"_I_ said so?" Jenkins asked this question with an appearance of

real surprise.

"Yes. Don't you remember that we were riding home one evening, about

two months ago, and I called your attention to the old account

standing between us, and you promised to pay it soon, and said you

thought you could spare me fifty dollars about the time my quarter's

rent became due?"

"Upon my word, friend Gooding, I have no recollection of the

circumstance whatever," replied Jenkins with a smile. "It must have

been some one else with whom you were riding. I never said I owed

you any thing, or promised to pay you fifty dollars about this

time."

"Oh, yes! but I am sure you did."

"And I am just as sure that I did not," returned Jenkins, still

perfectly undisturbed, while Gooding, as might be supposed, felt his

indignation just ready to boil over. But the latter controlled

himself as best he could; and as soon as he could get away from the

store of Jenkins, without doing so in a manner that would tend to

close all intercourse between them, he left and returned to his own

place of business, chagrined and angry.

On the same evening, as Gooding was riding home, he saw Jenkins

ahead of him on the road. He soon overtook him. Jenkins turned his

usual smiling face upon his old creditor, and said, "Good evening,"

in his usual friendly way. The invitation to get up and ride, that

was always given on like occasions, was extended again, and in a few

moments the two men were riding along, side by side, as friendly, to

all appearance, as if nothing had happened.

"Jenkins, how could you serve me such a scaly trick as you did?"

Gooding said, soon after his neighbour had taken a seat by his side.

"You know very well that you promised to pay my claim; and also

promised to give me fifty dollars of it to-day, if possible."

"I know I did. But it was out of my power to let you have any thing

to-day," replied Jenkins.

"But what was the use of your denying it, and making me out a liar

or a fool, in the presence of your clerk?"

"I had a very good reason for doing so. My clerk would have been a

witness to my acknowledgment of your whole claim against me, and

thus make me liable before I was ready to pay it. As my head is

fairly clear of the halter, you cannot blame me for wishing to keep

it so. A burnt child, you know, dreads the fire."

"But you know me well enough to know that I never would have pressed

the claim against you."

"Friend Gooding, I have seen enough of the world to satisfy me that

we don't know any one. I am very ready to say to you, that your

claim shall be satisfied to the full extent, whenever it is in my

power to do so; but a legal acknowledgment of the claim I am not

willing to make. You mustn't think hard of me for what I did to-day.

I could not, in justice to myself, have done any thing else."

Gooding professed to be fully satisfied with this explanation,

although he was not. He was very well assured that Jenkins was

perfectly able to pay him the three hundred dollars, if he chose to

do so, and that his refusal to let him have the fifty dollars,

conditionally promised, was a dishonest act.

More than a year passed, during which time Gooding made many

fruitless attempts to get something out of Jenkins, who was always

on the best terms with him, but put him off with fair promises, that

were never kept. These promises were never made in the presence of a

third person, and might, therefore, have just as well been made to

the wind, so far as their binding force was concerned. Things grew

worse and worse with Gooding, and he became poorer every day, while

the condition of Jenkins as steadily improved.

One rainy afternoon, Gooding drove up to the store of his old

friend, about half an hour earlier than he usually left for home.

Jenkins was standing in the door.

"As it is raining, I thought I would call round for you," he said,

as he drew up his horse.

"Very much obliged to you, indeed," returned Jenkins, quite well

pleased. "Stop a moment, until I lock up my desk, and then I will be

with you."

In a minute or two Jenkins came out, and stepped lightly into the

wagon.

"It is kind in you, really, to call for me," he said, as the wagon

moved briskly away. "I was just thinking that I should have to get a

carriage."

"It is no trouble to me at all," returned Gooding, "and if it were,

the pleasure of doing a friend a kindness would fully repay it."

"You smell strong of whisky here," said Jenkins, after they had

ridden a little way, turning his eyes toward the back part of the

wagon as he spoke. "What have you here?"

"An empty whisky-hogshead. This rain put me in mind of doing what my

wife has been teasing me to do for the last six months--get her a

rain-barrel. I tried to get an old oil-cask, but couldn't find one.

They make the best rain-barrels. Just burn them out with a flash of

good dry shavings, and they are clear from all oily impurities, and

tight as a drum."

"Indeed! I never thought of that. I must look out for one, for our

old rain-hogshead is about tumbling to pieces."

From rain-barrels the conversation turned upon business, and at

length Gooding brought up the old story, and urged the settlement of

his claim as a matter of charity.

"You don't know how much I need it," he said. "Necessity alone

compels me to press the claim upon your attention."

"It is hard, I know, and I am very sorry for you," Jenkins replied.

"Next week, I will certainly pay you fifty dollars."

"I shall be very thankful. How soon after do you think you will be

able to let me have the balance of the three hundred due me. Say as

early as possible."

"Within three months, at least, I hope," replied Jenkins.

"Harry! Do you hear that?" said Gooding, turning his head toward the

back part of the wagon, and speaking in a quick, elated manner.

"Oh, ay!" came ringing from the bunghole of the whisky-hogshead.

"Who the dickens is that?" exclaimed Jenkins, turning quickly round.

"No one," replied Gooding, with a quiet smile, "but my clerk, Harry

Williams."

"Where?"

"Here," replied the individual named, pushing himself up through the

loose head of the upright hogshead, and looking into the face of the

discomfited Jenkins, with a broad smile of satisfaction upon his

always humorous phiz.

"Whoa, Charley," said Gooding, at this moment reining up his horse

before the house of Jenkins.

The latter stepped out, with his eyes upon the ground, and stood

with his hand upon the wagon, in thought, for some moments; then

looking up, he said, while the humour of the whole thing pressed

itself so full upon him, that he could not help smiling,

"See here, Gooding, if both you and Harry will promise me never to

say a word about this confounded trick, I will give you a check for

three hundred dollars on the spot."

"No, I must have four hundred and twenty-six dollars, the principal

and interest. Nothing less," returned Gooding firmly. "You have

acknowledged the debt in the presence of Mr. Williams, and if it is

not paid by to-morrow twelve o'clock, I shall commence suit against

you. If I receive the money before that time, we will keep this

little matter quiet; if suit is brought, all will come out on the

trial."

"As you please," said Jenkins angrily, turning away, and entering

his house.

Before twelve o'clock on the next day, however, Jenkins's clerk

called in at the store of Gooding, and paid him four hundred and

twenty-six dollars, for which he took his receipt in full for all

demands to date. The two men were never afterward on terms of

sufficient intimacy to ride in the same wagon together. Whether

Gooding and his clerk kept the matter a secret, as they promised, we

don't know. It is very certain, that it was known all over town in

less than a week, and soon after was told in the newspapers, as a

most capital joke.

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