MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING

There lived in the palace at Messina two ladies, whose names were

Hero and Beatrice. Hero was the daughter, and Beatrice the

niece, of Leonato, the governor of Messina.

Beatrice was of a lively temper and loved to divert her cousin

Hero, who was of a more serious disposition, with her sprightly

sallies. Whatever was going forward was sure to make matter of

mirth for the light-hearted Beatrice.

At the time the history of these ladies commences some young men

of high rank in the army, as they were passing through Messina on

their return from a war that was just ended, in which they bad

distinguished themselves by their great bravery, came to visit

Leonato. Among these were Don Pedro, the Prince of Arragon, and

his friend Claudio, who was a lord of Florence; and with them

came the wild and witty Benedick, and he was a lord of Padua.

These strangers had been at Messina before, and the hospitable

governor introduced them to his daughter and his niece as their

old friends and acquaintance.

Benedick, the moment he entered the room, began a lively

conversation with Leonato and the prince. Beatrice, who liked not

to be left out of any discourse, interrupted Benedick with

saying:

“I wonder that you will still be talking, Signor Benedick. Nobody

marks you.”

Benedick was just such another rattlebrain as Beatrice, yet he

was not pleased at this free salutation; he thought it did not

become a well-bred lady to be so flippant with her tongue; and he

remembered, when he was last at Messina, that Beatrice used to

select him to make her merry jests upon. And as there is no one

who so little likes to be made a jest of as those who are apt to

take the same liberty themselves, so it was with Benedick and

Beatrice; these two sharp wits never met in former times but a

perfect war of raillery was kept up between them, and they always

parted mutually displeased with each other. Therefore, when

Beatrice stopped him in the middle of his discourse with telling

him nobody marked what he was saying, Benedick, affecting not to

have observed before that she was present, said:

“What, my dear Lady Disdain, are you yet living?” And now war

broke out afresh between them, and a long jangling argument

ensued, during which Beatrice, although she knew be had so well

approved his valor in the late war, said that she would eat all

he had killed there; and observing the prince take delight in

Benedick’s conversation, she called him “the prince’s jester.”

This sarcasm sank deeper into the mind of Benedick than all

Beatrice had said before. The hint she gave him that he was a

coward, by saying she would eat all he bad killed, he did not

regard, knowing himself to be a brave man; but there is nothing

that great wits so much dread as the imputation of buffoonery,

because the charge comes sometimes a little too near the truth;

therefore Benedick perfectly hated Beatrice when she called him

“the prince’s jester.”

The modest lady Hero was silent before the noble guests; and

while Claudio was attentively observing the improvement which

time had made in her beauty, and was contemplating the exquisite

graces of her fine figure (for she was an admirable young lady),

the prince was highly amused with listening to the humorous

dialogue between Benedick and Beatrice; and he said in a whisper

to Leonato:

“This is a pleasant-spirited young lady. She were an excellent

wife for Benedick.”

Leonato replied to this suggestion, “O my lord, my lord, if they

were but a week married, they would talk themselves mad!”

But though Leonato thought they would make a discordant pair, the

prince did not give up the idea of matching these two keen wits

together.

When the prince returned with Claudio from the palace he found

that the marriage he had devised between Benedick and Beatrice

was not the only one projected in that good company, for Claudio

spoke in such terms of Hero as made the prince guess at what was

passing in his heart; and he liked it well, and he said to

Claudio:

“Do you affect Hero?”

To this question Claudio replied, “O my lord, when I was last at

Messina I looked upon her with a soldier’s eye, that liked, but

had no leisure for loving; but now, in this happy time of peace,

thoughts of war have left their places vacant in my mind, and in

their room come thronging soft and delicate thoughts, all

prompting me how fair young Hero is, reminding me that I liked

her before I went to the wars.”

Claudio’s confession of his love for Hero so wrought upon the

prince that be lost no time in soliciting the consent of Leonato

to accept of Claudio for a son-in-law. Leonato agreed to this

proposal, and the prince found no great difficulty in persuading

the gentle Hero herself to listen to the suit of the noble

Claudio who was a lord of rare endowments and highly

accomplished, and Claudio, assisted by his kind prince, soon

prevailed upon Leonato to fix an early day for the celebration of

his marriage with Hero.

Claudio was to wait but a few days before he was to be married to

his fair lady; yet he complained of the interval being tedious,

as indeed most young men are impatient when they are waiting for

the accomplishment of any event they have set their hearts upon.

The prince, therefore, to make the time seem short to him,

proposed as a kind of merry pastime that they should invent some

artful scheme to make Benedick and Beatrice fall in love with

each other. Claudio entered with great satisfaction into this

whim of the prince, and Leonato promised them his assistance, and

even Hero said she would do any modest office to help her cousin

to a good husband.

The device the prince invented was that the gentlemen should make

Benedick believe that Beatrice was in love with him, and that

Hero should make Beatrice believe that Benedick was in love with

her.

The prince, Leonato, and Claudio began their operations first;

and watching upon an opportunity when Benedick was quietly seated

reading in an arbor, the prince and his assistants took their

station among the trees behind the arbor, so near that Benedick

could not choose but hear all they said; and after some careless

talk the prince said:

“Come hither, Leonato. What was it you told me the other

day--that your niece Beatrice was in love with Signor Benedick? I

did never think that lady would have loved any man.”

“No, nor I neither, my lord,” answered Leonato. “It is most

wonderful that she should so dote on Benedick, whom she in all

outward behavior seemed ever to dislike.”

Claudio confirmed all this with saying that Hero bad told him

Beatrice was so in love with Benedick that she would certainly

die of grief if he could not be brought to love her; which

Leonato and Claudio seemed to agree was impossible, he having

always been such a railer against all fair ladies, and in

particular against Beatrice.

The prince affected to harken to all this with great compassion

for Beatrice, and he said, “It were good that Benedick were told

of this.”

“To what end?” said Claudio. “He would but make sport of it, and

torment the poor lady worse.”

“And if he should,” said the prince, “it were a good deed to hang

him; for Beatrice is an excellent sweet lady, and exceeding wise

in everything but in loving Benedick.”

Then the prince motioned to his companions that they should walk

on and leave Benedick to meditate upon what he had overheard.

Benedick had been listening with great eagerness to this

conversation; and he said to himself, when be heard Beatrice

loved him: “Is it possible? Sits the wind in that corner?” And

when they were gone, he began to reason in this manner with

himself: “This can be no trick! They were very serious, and they

have the truth from Hero, and seem to pity the lady. Love me!

Why, it must be requited! I did never think to marry. But when I

said I should die a bachelor, I did not think I should live to

be married. They say the lady is virtuous and fair. She is so.

And wise in everything but loving me. Why, that is no great

argument of her folly! But here comes Beatrice. By this day, she

is a fair lady. I do spy some marks of love in her.”

Beatrice now approached him and said, with her usual tartness,

“Against my will I am sent to bid you come in to dinner.”

Benedick, who never felt himself disposed to speak so politely to

her before, replied, “Fair Beatrice, I thank you for your pains.”

And when Beatrice, after two or three more rude speeches, left

him, Benedick thought he observed a concealed meaning of kindness

under the uncivil words she uttered, and he said aloud: “If I do

not take pity on her, I am a villain. If I do not love her, I am

a Jew. I will go get her picture.”

The gentleman being thus caught in the net they had spread for

him, it was now Hero’s turn to play her part with Beatrice; and

for this purpose she sent for Ursula and Margaret, two

gentlewomen who attended upon her, and she said to Margaret:

“Good Margaret, run to the parlor; there you will find my cousin

Beatrice talking with the prince and Claudio. Whisper in her ear

that I and Ursula are walking in the orchard and that our

discourse is all of her. Bid her steal into that pleasant arbor,

where honeysuckles, ripened by the sun, like ungrateful minions,

forbid the sun to enter.”

This arbor into which Hero desired Margaret to entice Beatrice

was the very same pleasant arbor where Benedick had so lately

been an attentive listener.

“I will make her come, I warrant, presently,” said Margaret.

Hero, then taking Ursula with her into the orchard, said to her:

“Now, Ursula, when Beatrice comes, we will walk up and down this

alley, and our talk must be only of Benedick, and when I name

him, let it be your part to praise him more than ever man did

merit. My talk to you must be how Benedick is in love with

Beatrice. Now begin; for look where Beatrice like a lapwing runs

close by the ground, to hear our conference.”

They then began, Hero saying’, as if in answer to something which

Ursula had said: “No, truly, Ursula. She is too disdainful; her

spirits are as coy as wild birds of the rock.”

“But are you sure,” said Ursula, “that Benedick loves Beatrice so

entirely?”

Hero replied, “So says the prince and my lord Claudio, and they

entreated me to acquaint her with it; but I persuaded them, if

they loved Benedick, never to let Beatrice know of it.”

“Certainly,” replied Ursula, “it were not good she knew his love,

lest she made sport of it.”

“Why, to say truth,” said Hero, never yet saw a man, how wise

soever, or noble, young,@ or rarely featured, but she would

dispraise him.”

“Sure@ sure, such carping is not commendable,” said Ursula.

“No,” replied Hero, “but who dare tell her so? If I should speak,

she would mock me into air.”

“Oh, you wrong your cousin!” said Ursula. “She cannot be so much

without true judgment as to refuse so rare a gentleman as Signor

Benedick.”

“He hath an excellent good name,” said Hero. “Indeed, he is the

first man in Italy, always excepting my dear Claudio.”

And now, Hero giving her attendant a hint that it was time to

change the discourse, Ursula said, “And when are you to be

married, madam?”

Hero then told her that she was to be married to Claudio the next

day, and desired she would go in with her and look at some new

attire, as she wished to consult with her on what she would wear

on the morrow.

Beatrice, who had been listening with breathless eagerness to

this dialogue, when they went away exclaimed: “What fire is in

mine ears? Can this be true? Farewell, contempt and scorn, and

maiden pride, adieu! Benedick, love on! I will requite you,

taming my wild heart to your loving hand.”

It must have been a pleasant sight to see these old enemies

converted into new and loving friends, and to behold their first

meeting after being cheated into mutual liking by the merry

artifice of the good-humored prince. But a sad reverse in the

fortunes of Hero must now be thought of. The morrow, which was to

have been her wedding-day, brought sorrow on the heart of Hero

and her good father, Leonato.

The prince had a half-brother, who came from the wars along with

him to Messina. This brother (his name was Don John) was a

melancholy, discontented man, whose spirits seemed to labor in

the contriving of villainies. He hated the prince his brother,

and he hated Claudio because he was the prince’s friend, and

determined to prevent Claudio’s marriage with Hero, only for the

malicious pleasure of making Claudio and the prince unhappy, for

he knew the prince had set his heart upon this marriage almost as

much as Claudio himself; and to effect this wicked purpose he

employed one Borachio, a man as bad as himself, whom he

encouraged with the offer of a great reward. This Borachio paid

his court to Margaret, Hero’s attendant; and Don John, knowing

this, prevailed upon him to make Margaret promise to talk with

him from her lady’s chamber window that night, after Hero was

asleep, and also to dress herself in Hero’s clothes, the better

to deceive Claudio into the belief that it was Hero; for that was

the end he meant to compass by this wicked plot.

Don John then went to the prince and Claudio and told them that

Hero was an imprudent lady, and that she talked with men from her

chamber window at midnight. Now this was the evening before the

wedding, and he offered to take them that night where they should

themselves hear Hero discoursing with a man from her window; and

they consented to go along with him, and Claudio said:

“If I see anything to-night why I should not marry her, to-morrow

in the congregation, where I intended to wed her, there will I

shame her.”

The prince also said, “And as I assisted you to obtain her, I

will join with you to disgrace her.”

When Don John brought them near Hero’s chamber that night, they

saw Borachio standing under the window, and they saw Margaret

looking out of Hero’s window and heard her talking with Borachio;

and Margaret being dressed in the same clothes they had seen Hero

wear, the prince and Claudio believed it was the lady Hero

herself.

Nothing could equal the anger of Claudio when he had made (as be

thought) this discovery. All his love for the innocent Hero was

at once converted into hatred, and he resolved to expose her in

the church, as he had said he would, the next day; and the

prince agreed to this, thinking no punishment could be too severe

for the naughty lady who talked with a man from her window the

very night before she was going to be married to the noble

Claudio.

The next day, when they were all met to celebrate the marriage,

and Claudio and Hero were standing before the priest, and the

priest, or friar, as he was called, was proceeding to pronounce

the marriage ceremony, Claudio, in the most passionate language,

proclaimed the guilt of the blameless Hero, who, amazed at the

strange words he uttered, said, meekly:

“Is my lord well, that he does speak so wide?”

Leonato, in the utmost horror, said to the prince, “My lord, why

speak not you?”

“What should I speak?” said the prince. “I stand dishonored that

have gone about to link my dear friend to an unworthy woman.

Leonato, upon my honor, myself, my brother, and this grieved

Claudio did see and bear her last night at midnight talk with a

man at her chamber window.”

Benedick, in astonishment at what he heard, said, “This looks not

like a nuptial.”

“True, O God!” replied the heart-struck Hero; and then this

hapless lady sank down in a fainting fit, to all appearance dead.

The prince and Claudio left the church without staying to see if

Hero would recover, or at all regarding the distress into which

they had thrown Leonato. So hard-hearted had their anger made

them.

Benedick remained and assisted Beatrice to recover Hero from her

swoon, saying, “How does the lady?”

“Dead, I think,” replied Beatrice, in great agony, for she loved

her cousin; and, knowing her virtuous principles, she believed

nothing of what she had heard spoken against her.

Not so the poor old father. He believed the story of his child’s

shame, and it was piteous to hear him lamenting over her, as she

lay like one dead before him, wishing she might never more open

her eyes.

But the ancient friar was a wise man and full of observation on

human nature, and he had attentively marked the lady’s

countenance when she heard herself accused and noted a thousand

blushing shames to start into her face, and then he saw an

angel-like whiteness bear away those blushes, and in her eye be

saw a fire that did belie the error that the prince did speak

against her maiden truth, and he said to the sorrowing father:

“Call me a fool; trust not my reading nor my observation; trust

not my age, my reverence, nor my calling, if this sweet lady lie

not guiltless here under some biting error.”

When Hero had recovered from the swoon into which she had fallen,

the friar said to her, “Lady, what man is he you are accused of?”

Hero replied, “They know that do accuse me; I know of none.” Then

turning to Leonato, she said, “O my father, if you can prove that

any man has ever conversed with me at hours unmeet, or that I

yesternight changed words with any creature, refuse me, hate me,

torture me to death.”

“There is,” said the friar, “some strange misunderstanding in the

prince and Claudio.” And then he counseled Leonato that he should

report that Hero was dead; and he said that the deathlike swoon

in which they had left Hero would make this easy of belief; and

he also advised him that he should put on mourning, and erect a

monument for her, and do all rites that appertain to a burial.

“What shall become of this?” said Leonato. “What will this do?”

The friar replied: “This report of her death shall change slander

into pity; that is some good. But that is not all the good 1 hope

for. When Claudio shall hear she died upon hearing his words, the

idea of her life shall sweetly creep into his imagination. Then

shall he mourn, if ever love had interest in his heart, and wish

that be had not so accused her; yea, though he thought his

accusation true.”

Benedick now said, “Leonato, let the friar advise you; and though

you know how well I love the prince and Claudio, yet on my honor

I will not reveal this secret to them.”

Leonato, thus persuaded, yielded; and he said, sorrowfully, “I am

so grieved that the smallest twine may lead me.”

The kind friar then led Leonato and Hero away to comfort and

console them, and Beatrice and Benedick remained alone; and this

was the meeting from which their friends, who contrived the merry

plot against them, expected so much diversion; those friends who

were now overwhelmed with affliction and from whose minds all

thoughts of merriment seemed forever banished.

Benedick was the first who spoke, and he said, “Lady Beatrice,

have you wept all this while?”

“Yea, and I will weep awhile longer,” said Beatrice.

“Surely,” said. Benedick, “I do believe your fair cousin is

wronged.”

“Ah,” said Beatrice, “how much might that man deserve of me who

would right her!”

Benedick then said: “Is there any way to show such friendship? I

do love nothing in the world so well as you. Is not that

strange?”

“It were as possible,” said Beatrice, “for me to say I loved

nothing in the world so well as you; but believe me not, and yet

I lie not. I confess nothing, nor I deny nothing. I am sorry for

my cousin.”

“By my sword,” said Benedick, “you love me, and I protest I love

you. Come, bid me do anything for you.”

“Kill Claudio,” said Beatrice.

“Ha! not for the world,” said Benedick; for he loved his friend

Claudio and he believed he had been imposed upon.

“Is not Claudio a villain that has slandered, scorned, and

dishonored my cousin?” said Beatrice. “Oh, that I were a man!”

“Hear me, Beatrice!” said Benedick.

But Beatrice would hear nothing in Claudio’s defense, and she

continued to urge on Benedick to revenge her cousin’s wrongs; and

she said: “Talk with a man out of the window? a proper saying!

Sweet Hero! she is wronged; she is slandered; she is undone. Oh,

that I were a man for Claudio’s sake! or that I had any friend

who would be a man for my sake! But valor is melted into

courtesies and compliments. I cannot be a man with wishing,

therefore I will die a woman with grieving.”

“Tarry, good Beatrice,” said Benedick. “By this hand I love you.”

“Use it for my love some other way than swearing by it,” said

Beatrice.

“Think you on your soul that Claudio has wronged Hero?” asked

Benedick.

“Yea,” answered Beatrice; CC as sure as I have a thought or a

soul.”

“Enough,” said Benedick. “I am engaged; I will challenge him. I

will kiss your hand, and so leave you. By this hand Claudio shall

render me a dear account! As you hear from me, so think of me.

Go, comfort your cousin.”

While Beatrice was thus powerfully pleading with Benedick, and

working his gallant temper, by the spirit of her angry words, to

engage in the cause of Hero and fight even with his dear friend

Claudio, Leonato was challenging the prince and Claudio to answer

with their swords the injury they had done his child, who, be

affirmed, had died for grief. But they respected his age and his

sorrow, and they said:

“Nay, do not quarrel with us, good old man.”

And now came Benedick, and be also challenged Claudio to answer

with his sword the injury be had done to Hero; and Claudio and

the prince said to each other:

“Beatrice has set him on to do this.”

Claudio, nevertheless, must have accepted this challenge of

Benedick had not the justice of Heaven at the moment brought to

pass a better proof of the innocence of Hero than the uncertain

fortune of a duel.

While the prince and Claudio were yet talking of the challenge of

Benedick a magistrate brought Borachio as a prisoner before the

prince. Borachio had been overheard talking with one of his

companions of the mischief he had been employed by Don John to

do.

Borachio made a full confession to the prince in Claudio’s

bearing that it was Margaret dressed in her lady’s clothes that

he had talked with from the window, whom they had mistaken for

the lady Hero herself. and no doubt continued on the minds of

Claudio and the prince of the innocence of Hero. If a suspicion

had remained it must have been removed by the flight of Don John,

who, finding his villainies were detected, fled from Messina to

avoid the just anger of his brother.

The heart of Claudio was sorely grieved when he found he bad

falsely accused Hero, who, he thought, died upon bearing his

cruel words; and the memory of his beloved Hero’s image came over

him in the rare semblance that he loved it first; and the prince,

asking him if what he heard did not run like iron through his

soul, he answered that he felt as if he had taken poison while

Borachio was speaking.

And the repentant Claudio implored forgiveness of the old man

Leonato for the injury he had done his child; and promised that,

whatever penance Leonato would lay upon him for his fault in

believing the false accusation against his betrothed wife, for

her dear sake he would endure it.

The penance Leonato enjoined him was to marry the next morning a

cousin of Hero’s, who, he said, was now his heir, and in person

very like Hero. Claudio, regarding the solemn promise he made to

Leonato, said he would marry this unknown lady, even though she

were an Ethiop. But his heart was very sorrowful, and he passed

that night in tears and in remorseful grief at the tomb which

Leonato had erected for Hero.

When the morning came the prince accompanied Claudio to the

church, where the good friar and Leonato and his niece were

already assembled, to celebrate a second nuptial; and Leonato

presented to Claudio his promised bride. And she wore a mask,

that Claudio might not discover her face. And Claudio said to the

lady in the mask:

“Give me your hand, before this holy friar. I am your husband, if

you will marry me.”

“And when I lived I was your other wife,” said this unknown

lady; and, taking off her mask, she proved to be no niece (as was

pretended), but Leonato’s very daughter, the lady Hero herself.

We may be sure that this proved a most agreeable surprise to

Claudio, who thought her dead, so that be could scarcely for joy

believe his eyes; and the prince, who was equally amazed at what

he saw, exclaimed:

“Is not this Hero, Hero that was dead?”’

Leonato replied, “She died, my lord, but while her slander

lived.”

The friar promised them an explanation of this seeming miracle,

after the ceremony was ended, and was proceeding to marry them

when he was interrupted by Benedick, who desired to be married at

the same time to Beatrice. Beatrice making some demur to this

match, and Benedick challenging her with her love for him, which

he had learned from Hero, a pleasant explanation took place; and

they found they had both been tricked into a belief of love,

which had never existed, and had become lovers in truth by the

power of a false jest. But the affection which a merry invention

had cheated them into was grown too powerful to be shaken by a

serious explanation; and since Benedick proposed to marry, he was

resolved to think nothing to the purpose that the world could say

against it; and he merrily kept up the jest and swore to Beatrice

that he took her but for pity, and because he heard she was dying

of love for him; and Beatrice protested that she yielded but upon

great persuasion, and partly to save his life, for she heard he

was in a consumption. So these two mad wits were reconciled and

made a match of it, after Claudio and Hero were married; and to

complete the history, Don John, the contriver of the villainy,

was taken in his flight and brought back to Messina; and a

@@brave

punishment it was to this gloomy, discontented man to see the joy

and feastings which, by the disappointment of his plots, took

place in the palace in Messina.

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