(_From Simplicissimus, Munich._)
[Illustration: "Will you restore the capitulations immediately?"]
[Illustration: "No."]
[Illustration: "Will you give up the Goeben and the Breslau
immediately?"]
[Illustration: "No."]
[Illustration: "In respect to the Dardanelles, will you immediately
----?"
"No. And now suppose you just put up that revolver."]
[Illustration: "With pleasure! The thing wasn't loaded at all!"]