A long, long time ago, before you and I were born, the birds of the
air gathered at Tynwald from all airts of the wind. The meeting was to
settle once and for all the squabbling and fighting among them as to
which of them was the cleverest, and it was agreed that the cleverest
bird should be king. The sky was black with them, big and little, and
soon all had gathered together. Everywhere groups of birds sat-a-row,
cooishing, scolding, or sleeping. Some were in fine, black Sunday
coats like old Parson Gull, some clad only in work-a-day brown like
Poor Brownie, the Hedge Sparrow; but most wore leggings of red or
yellow, while the Chough had a new pair of bright red ones. Yellow
Tommy, the dandy, was preening himself, swinging on the top of a
gorse bush. Old Greyback, the Crow, perched on a rock above him,
silent but observant, was eating flitters; and over all, the blue
arch of the sky, in which hung motionless a broad-winged eagle.
The Corncrake officially announced, 'Raip, raip' (ready, ready). Then
each one got up in his turn to tell of all the great things he could
do. The Falcon boasted that he and his mate were worth the kingdom
of Mann with all its rights; Lhondoo, the Thrush, sang her best
to them--it was a pleasure to listen to her, and for a moment she
thought that she would be elected; Flame of the Wood, the Goldfinch,
spread her bright plumage; Fork of the Wind, the Swallow, told of her
swiftness and travels to warm countries in the south; the Curlew, of
her riches--'Let the curlew be poor or fat, she carries a groat upon
her back,' said she, showing the mark of 4 which she bears. When the
Cuckoo got up, the Meadow Pipit darted out from a group and danced
round, calling out his name to draw attention to himself, the little
fool, and saying, 'Let every bird hatch her own eggs,' so poor Cuckoo
wasn't heard. There was a loud-voiced dispute between the Magpie and
the Jackdaw as to which was the best thief. At last little Jinny Wren
got up to have her say, after all the grand ones had done. 'Ha, ha,
ha,' laughed the Snipe, and all the birds chuckled; but Jinny Wren
got the better of them for all that. Says she:
Small though I am and slender my leg,
Twelve chicks I can bring out of the egg.
And the birds agreed that Jinny was as clever again as the best
of them. But the eagle didn't like it that a little bit of a bird
like Jinny Wren should be over him. So he considered for a minute,
and says he, middling vexed: 'Birds, it's only right that the best
bird on the wing should be king; let's try a heat to see which of us
can go the highest.' Hullad, the Owl, looked thoughtful, and said: 'I
never saw anything yet worth flying for.' But the birds said: ''Deed,
it wouldn't be a bad idea at all.' No sooner said than done. Jinny
Diver, the Cormorant, gave the whistle to fly, and instantly off
they started. Speeding on great strong wings, the eagle led the way,
the little ones following, Pompee-ny-Hoarn, Fat bird of the barley,
straggling far in the rear. But the Seven Sleepers, the Bat, the
Stone-chat, Cooag the Cuckoo, and the others, didn't stir--the sleep
had fallen on them. The Eagle flew up and up and away, away to the
sun, till he couldn't lift a feather an inch higher. Then he peered
down into the blue to the birds far, far below, and he let a scream
out of him:
'Ta mish Ree ny Ein, Ree ny Ein.'
'I am King of the Birds, King of the Birds.'
But little Jinny Wren was one too many for him there again. She had
taken tight hold of him by a feather under his great, broad wing and
hidden herself. And as he cried 'Ta mish Ree ny Ein,' she flew on
top of his head and called out, 'Cha nel, cha nel, ta mish er-y-skyn.'
'Not so, not so, I'm above him, I'm above him.'
Down dropped the Eagle, and down dropped the Wren, breathless, but
King of the Birds.
And that's why the boys go round on St. Stephen's Day to this day,
singing:
The Wren, the Wren, the King of all Birds,
We've caught St. Stephen's Day in the gorse,
Though he's small his family is many;
We pray you, good woman, give us a drop to drink.