DEAR MR. PUNCH,

I must appeal to you, the unimpeachable Cæsar, in athletics as in all

other matters, to secure me some small meed of public sympathy and

consideration. During the, happily, almost past year, I have been the

victim of gross ill-treatment at the hands, nay, worse, the feet, of

athletes of various kinds. I have been cut in public by some of the

best performers; I have been mercilessly beaten, and persistently

lowered, till it is a wonder to myself that I have any self-respect

left. I am too good a sportsman at least, Sir, to complain of rough

usage in a fair way, but while I must suffer for the ambition of every

ped. and every wheel-man, my colleague and close relation, who is

generally known as "The Standard," is put higher and higher, without

really doing anything at all to deserve his elevation. I have had the

people all shouting about me; I have been the subject of columns of

statistical gush in the Sporting Press, and now I am constrained to

appeal to a non-professional for bare justice in my crippled old age.

Wishing you a happier New Year than the old one has been to me, I am

yours, in disgust,

Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 99, December 20, 1890 · 第 15 / 31 题