I call that coquetting with the gallery, don't you?

We have been invited to take a trip to California by the railroad

company. We can transport ourselves to Omaha; then all our expenses are

to be defrayed by the lavish company. We have all accepted. Who could

refuse such a tempting invitation?

CALIFORNIA, _Spring, 1877_.

Dear M.,--The rendezvous was to be at the third station before reaching

Omaha, where we really did all meet. On arriving at the next one, some

of the party asked the conductor how long the train would stop, and he

answered, "Twenty minutes"; so off they started on foot to see the

town. We wise ones stayed in the train, which also started off, leaving

our truants behind, but their bags remained with us.

When they returned to the station, before the twenty minutes had

expired, they found the train gone! They hired a special train at great

expense and delay, hoping to overtake us at Omaha. But before they

reached Omaha an official appeared and said that he had received a

telegram from headquarters at Chicago, acknowledging that the conductor

had been at fault in starting a little earlier than he had said;

therefore the company felt itself responsible and insisted on refunding

the money the extra train had cost.

Where else but in America are mistakes so quickly and nicely remedied?

Perhaps in this instance it could be explained by the fact that one of

them was a prominent member of the Republican party, and the other no

less than the Assistant Secretary of State. We were glad to receive our

penitent wanderers, who promised to be more careful another time. We

slept at Omaha, which is the jumping-off place, and to-morrow morning

early we are going to "jump." We have already traveled seventeen

hundred and fifty miles, and have not yet begun our real trip. Omaha

has still wooden sidewalks and muddy roads; the post-office,

school-house, and churches are all built on a grand scale, and the

streets laid out in squares and broad avenues. Probably they have

already designs for a grand-opera house. One can see FUTURE written all

over it.

Mr. Cadwalader had bought in Philadelphia the best comestibles that it

could provide, and had them stowed away in big hampers and put in the

baggage-car. When the train stopped an hour for food, which it did

three times a day, we preferred to spend that hour looking about us and

(as Mr. Kasson said) stretching our legs rather than going into the

overcrowded eating-rooms, which were reeking of food, loud talk, and

ravenous passengers. The stations were always low wooden buildings with

a piazza; sometimes no other houses were to be seen. On wooden boxes

were enthroned the loafers, who must have ridden miles just to see

passengers get in and out of the train. To show how kind these rough

people must be when they are not engaged in killing people, chickens

foraged about between their huge boots, and I saw a dog quietly asleep

within an inch of a kick. As soon as the train started we went into the

baggage-car and, seated about on the trunks, enjoyed our delicious

feast.

We occupied almost one entire parlor-car. There were only two extra

seats, and those were filled by two men surrounded by a mountain of

newspapers and magazines of all kinds. I said, nodding toward one of

these, "What a handsome man that is!"

"Do you know who it is?" asked Mr. Cadwalader.

"No. How should I?"

"That is the famous scout, Buffalo Bill."

"Really!" I exclaimed. "I had fancied him quite different from that. He

looks like the pictures of Charles the First. His eyes are so soft, and

he has such lovely brown curls and a could-not-hurt-a-fly look about

him."

"Well," said Mr. Cadwalader, "he has killed more men than he can count

on his fingers when he tries to go to sleep."

"I can't imagine it," I said, gazing with admiration at Buffalo Bill's

fine and kind face and splendid figure. "His friend does not look so

amiable."

"I should think _not_. That is the celebrated Mr. Holmes of Texas. He

is a terror in this part of the world."

"He looks it," I said. "See all the pistols he has about him. I can see

one in his coat pocket, and one in his vest pocket, and..."

"And many under his coat which you can't see."

Just at that moment the "terror" got up, and, lo! a pistol fell out of

his clothing on to the floor. Fortunately, it did not go off, but it

frightened us almost out of our senses (the ladies, of course). Buffalo

Bill picked up the weapon and handed it back to Mr. Holmes, who put it

quietly in his pocket, seeming rather abashed.

Buffalo Bill and his friend walked down the middle of the car, and we

were somewhat agitated when he stopped in front of Johan and said in a

soft, cooing voice, "Would you take a drink with me, sir?"

We gasped when we saw Johan shake his head and say politely with a

smile, "No, thank you." We expected a volley of pistol-shots and the

speedy wiping out of us all, but Buffalo Bill merely gave Johan an

inquiring look and a tired but sarcastic smile.

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