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[Illustration: SCOTS WHA HAVER.
_Wallace Craigie_ MR. LOUIS CALVERT.
_Fergus McLarnie_ MR. ERNEST HENDRIE.]
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A Matinee in aid of the Housing Association for Officers' Families, of
which the QUEEN is a Patron, will be held at the Winter Garden Theatre
on Thursday, June 24th, at 2.30 P.M. The programme includes a Mime
play, for which Mr. EUGENE GOOSSENS will conduct Mr. ARTHUR CLARKE
JERVOISE'S music. Mrs. CHRISTOPHER LOWTHER, who appears in the play,
is also arranging "An Elizabeth Episode," in which the STUART-WILSON
Sextette will sing.
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"Wanted, Lad, about 14 or 15, for telephone. Good wages; good
opportunity to learn confectionery."--_Local Paper._
We often wondered how these telephonists occupy their time.
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"Shop Window Wanted within stone's throw of Brook Street and
Bond Street."
_Daily Paper._
With so many Bolshevists about we think the advertiser should have
used a less provocative phrase.
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[Illustration: _Tommy._ "THAT'S THE SORT OF DOG I'M HAVIN'."
_Nurse._ "TOMMY, YOU'RE FORGETTING THE 'G' AGAIN."
_Tommy._ "GEE! THAT'S THE SORT OF DOG I'M HAVIN'."]
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