NEW MODES FOR MARS.

The anti-scarlet fever raging throughout the country is causing the

Government the deepest concern, and many schemes for modifying the

present khaki uniform of our troops, instead of reverting to the old

red and blue for ceremonial wear, have, it is well known, been under

consideration by the tailoring experts of Whitehall. Bright and brainy

as are most of the projects, we are authorised to state that the

following memorandum at present holds the field, being considered to

provide the greatest measure of economy and utility, nattiness and

hygiene.

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The flat-topped service cap (to begin with the private's head) is to

undergo considerable alterations, the crown becoming dome-shaped, the

peak disappearing and a brim being added eight inches wide and curving

deeply downwards. This detail will be carried out for summer in

chip-straw, for winter in crown velours, and completed with a ribbon

in the regimental colours (to take the place of the regimental badge),

with two streamers in the rear, like those of the Glengarry bonnet,

but greater in length and width. The chin-strap will be made of white

elastic, but not pipeclayed, and worn permanently round the chin.

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Owing to the expense of brass buttons and the bother of cleaning them

the S.D. frock will cease to be worn, a Cardigan taking its place both

for winter and summer use. The old shades of grey-brown elephant and

mole will disappear, but in deference to the views of the pacifists

a pale pink will be substituted for the unpopular red. White facings

will surround the collar, cuffs and bottom edge of this garment, which

will extend to a depth of eight-and-a-half inches above the knee-cap.

If side-arms are worn they will be of a miniature size and suspended

round the neck to hang in front by means of a lariat decorated with

coral beads. Non-commissioned rank will be indicated by bangles round

the right wrist.

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Service trousers and puttees are both clumsy in appearance and awkward

to put on, and will be replaced by a variant of the Scottish kilt,

navy blue in colour and without the sporran or pleats. Under this

will be worn pink socks, supporting the _motif_ of the Cardigan, and,

instead of the ammunition boot, tan shoes, fastened by means of a

single cross strap and button, a mechanism which can be taken down and

reassembled with remarkable ease.

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A small haversack will be carried by a cord attachment in the right

hand, and will contain the following items of small kit:--

One housewife.

One hold-all. [This will be filled with the usual toilet requisites,

including a toothbrush, to be employed for the first time, in view

of the abolition of brass buttons, for the purpose of brushing the

teeth.]

One front hair glass.

One back ditto.

Six safety-pins.

One tin shoe-cream.

One tin face-cream.

It will be compulsory to shave the upper lip, but, in order to

minimise expense at the barber's shop, the hair will be worn not less

than ten inches in length and brushed with a downward and backward

movement of the right hand away from the crown, so as to leave the

forehead clear and conceal the ears.

White cotton gloves will be worn, one on each hand.

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