"Tell them, if a character for sanity is of no further use to you," said

Paul. "Tell them to anyone you can get to believe you--tell the

crossing-sweeper and the policemen, tell your grandmother, tell the

horse-marines--it will amuse them. Only, you shall tell them on the

other side of my front door. Shall I call anyone to show you out?"

Paradine saw his game was really played out, and swaggered insolently to

the door: "Not on my account, I beg," he said. "Good-bye, Paul, my boy,

no more dissolving views. Good-bye, my young friend Richard, it was good

fun while it lasted, eh? like the Servian crown--always a pleasant

reminiscence! Good evening to you, Doctor. By the way, for educational

purposes let me recommend a 'Penang lawyer'--buy one as you go back for

the boys--just to show them you haven't forgotten them!"

And, having little luggage to impede him, the front door closed upon him

shortly afterwards--this time for ever.

When he had gone, Dick looked imploringly at his father and then at the

Doctor, who, until Paradine's parting words had lashed him into fury

again, had been examining the engravings on the walls with a studied

delicacy during the recent painful scene, and was now leaning against

the chimney-piece with his arms folded and a sepulchral gloom on his

brow.

"Richard," said Mr. Bultitude, in answer to the look, "you have not done

much to deserve consideration at my hands."

"Or at mine!" added the Doctor ominously.

"No," said Dick, "I know I haven't. I've been a brute. I deserve a jolly

good licking."

"You do," said his father, but in spite of his indignation, the

broken-down look of the boy, and the memory of his own sensations when

waiting to be caned that morning, moved him to pity. And then Dick had

shown some compunction in the billiard-room: he was not entirely lost to

feeling.

"Well," he said at last, "you've acted very wrongly. Because I thought

it best that you should not--ahem, leave your studies for this party,

you chose to disobey me and alarm your master by defying my orders and

coming home by stealth--that was your object, I presume?"

"Y--yes," said Dick, looking rather puzzled, but seeing that he was

expected to agree; "that was it."

"You know as well as I do what good cause I have to be angry; but, if I

consent to overlook your conduct this time, if I ask Dr. Grimstone to

overlook it too" (the Doctor made an inarticulate protest, while Dick

stared, incredulous), "will you undertake to behave better for the

future--will you?"

Dick's voice broke at this, and his eyes swam--he was effectually

conquered. "Oh, I will!" he cried, "I will, really. I never meant to go

so far when I began."

"Then, Dr. Grimstone," said Paul, "you will do me a great favour if you

will take no further notice of this. You see the boy is sorry, and I am

sure he will apologise to you amply for the grave slight he has done

you. And by the way--I should have mentioned it before--but he will have

to leave your care at the end of the term for a public school--I intend

to send him to Harrow, so he will require some additional preparation,

perhaps: I may leave that in your hands?"

Dr. Grimstone looked deeply offended, but he only said, "I will see to

that myself, my dear sir. I am sorry you did not tell me this earlier.

But, may I suggest that a large public school has its pitfalls for a

boy of your son's disposition? And I trust this leniency may not have

evil consequences, but I doubt it--I greatly doubt it."

As for Dick, he ran to his father, and hung gratefully on to his arm

with a remorseful hug, a thing he had never dared to do, or thought of

attempting, in his life till then.

"Dad," he said in a choked voice, "you're a brick! I don't deserve any

of it, but I'll never forget this as long as I live."

Mr. Bultitude too, felt something spring up in his heart which drew him

towards the boy in an altogether novel manner, but no one will say that

either was the worse for it.

"Well," he said mildly, "prove to me that I have made no mistake. Go

back to Crichton House now, work and play well, and try to keep out of

mischief for the rest of the term. I trust to you," he added, in a lower

tone, "while you remain at Market Rodwell, to keep my--my connection

with it a secret; you owe that at least to me. You may probably

have--ahem, some inconveniences to put up with--inconveniences you are

not prepared for. You must bear them as your punishment."

And soon afterwards a cab was called, and Dr. Grimstone prepared to

return to Market Rodwell, with the deserter, by the last train.

As Paul shook hands through the cab window with his prodigal son, he

repeated his warning. "Mind," he said, "_you_ have been at school all

this past week; you have run away to attend this party, you understand?

Good-bye, my boy, and here's something to put in your pocket, and

another for Jolland; but he need not know it comes from me." And when

Dick opened his hand afterwards, he found two half-sovereigns in it.

So the cab rolled away, and Paul went up to the drawing-room, where,

although he certainly allowed the fireworks on the balcony and in the

garden to languish forgotten on their sticks, he led all the other

revels up to an advanced hour with jovial _abandon_ quite worthy of

Dick, and none of his little guests ever suspected the change of host.

When it was all over, and the sleepy children had driven off, Paul sat

down in an easy chair by the bright fire which sparkled frostily in his

bedroom, to think gratefully over all the events of the day--events

which were beginning already to take an unreal and fantastic shape.

Bitterly as he had suffered, and in spite of the just anger and thirst

for revenge with which he had returned, I am glad to say he did not

regret the spirit of mildness that had stayed his hand when his hour of

triumph came.

His experiences, unpleasant as they had been, had had their advantages:

they had drawn him and his family closer together.

In his daughter Barbara, as she wished him good-night (knowing nothing,

of course, of the escape), he had suddenly become aware of a girlish

freshness and grace he had never looked for or cared to see before. Roly

after this, too, had a claim upon him he could never wish to forget, and

even with the graceless Dick there was a warmer and more natural feeling

on both sides--a strange result, no doubt, of such unfilial behaviour,

but so it was.

Mr. Bultitude would never after this consider his family as a set of

troublesome and thankless incumbrances; thanks to Dick's offices during

the interregnum, they would henceforth throw off their reserve and

constraint in their father's presence, and in so doing, open his eyes to

qualities of which he had hitherto been in contented ignorance.

* * * * *

It would be pleasanter perhaps to take leave of Mr. Bultitude thus, as

he sits by his bedroom fire in the first flush of supreme and unalloyed

content.

But I feel almost bound to point out a fact which few will find any

difficulty in accepting, namely, that, although the wrong had been

retrieved without scandal or exposure, for which Paul could not be too

thankful, there were many consequences which could not but survive it.

Neither father nor son found himself exactly in the same position as

before their exchange of characters.

It took Mr. Bultitude considerable time and trouble to repair all the

damage his son's boyish excesses had wrought both at Westbourne Terrace

and in the City. He found the discipline of his clerks' room and

counting-house sorely relaxed, and his office-boy in particular

attempted a tone towards him of such atrocious familiarity that he was

indignantly dismissed, much to his astonishment, the very first day. And

probably Paul will never quite clear himself of the cloud that hangs

over a man of business who, in the course of however well regulated a

career, is known to have been at least once "a little odd."

And his home, too, was distinctly demoralised: his cook was an artist,

unrivalled at soups and entrees; but he had to get rid of her

notwithstanding.

It was only too evident that she looked upon herself as the prospective

mistress of his household, and he did not feel called upon as a parent

to fulfil any expectations which Dick's youthful cupboard love had

unintentionally excited.

For some time, as fresh proof of Dick's extravagances came home to him,

Paul found it cost him no little effort to restrain a tendency to his

former bitterness and resentment, but he valued the new understanding

between himself and his son too highly to risk losing it again by any

open reproach, and so with each succeeding discovery the victory over

his feelings became easier.

As for Dick, he found the inconveniences at which his father had hinted

anything but imaginary, as will perhaps be easily understood.

It was an unpleasant shock to discover that in one short week his

father had contrived somehow to procure him a lasting unpopularity. He

was obviously looked upon by all, masters and boys, as a confirmed

coward and sneak. And although some of his companions could not fairly

reproach him on the latter score, the imputation was particularly

galling to Dick, who had always treated such practices with sturdy

contempt.

He was sorely tempted at times to right himself by declaring the real

state of the case; but he remembered his promise and his father's

unexpected clemency and his gratitude always kept him silent.

He never quite understood how it was that the whole school seemed to

have an impression that they could kick and assault him generally with

perfect impunity; but a few very unsuccessful experiments convinced them

that this was a popular error on their part.

Although, however, in everything else he did gradually succeed in

recovering all the ground his father had lost him, yet there was one

respect in which, I am sorry to say, he found all his efforts to

retrieve himself hopeless.

His little sweetheart, with the grey eyes and soft brown hair, cruelly

refused to have anything more to do with him. For Dulcie's pride had

been wounded by what she considered his shameless perfidy on that

memorable Saturday by the parallel bars; the last lingering traces of

affection had vanished before Paul's ingratitude on the following

Monday, and she never forgave him.

She did not even give him an opportunity of explaining himself, never by

word or sign up to the last day of the term showing that she was even

aware of his return. What was worse, in her resentment she transferred

her favour to Tipping, who became her humble slave for a too brief

period; after which he was found wanting in polish, and was

ignominiously thrown over for the shy new boy Kiffin, whose head Dick

found a certain melancholy pleasure in punching in consequence.

This was Dick's punishment, and a very real and heavy one he found it.

He is at Harrow now, where he is doing fairly well; but I think there

are moments even yet when Dulcie's charming little face, her pretty

confidences, and her chilling disdain, are remembered with something as

nearly resembling a heartache as a healthy unsentimental boy can allow

himself.

Perhaps, if some day he goes back once more to Crichton House "to see

the fellows," this time with the mysterious glamour of a great public

school about him, he may yet obtain forgiveness, for she is getting

horribly tired of Kiffin, who, to tell the truth, is something of a

milksop.

As for the Garuda Stone, I really cannot say what has become of it.

Perhaps it was dashed to pieces on the cobble-stones of the stables

behind the terrace, and a good thing too. Perhaps it was not, and is

still in existence, with all its dangerous powers as ready for use as

ever it was; and in that case the best I can wish my readers is, that

they may be mercifully preserved from finding it anywhere, or if they

are unfortunate enough to come upon it, that they may at least be more

careful with it than Mr. Paul Bultitude, by whose melancholy example I

trust they will take timely warning.

And with these very sincere wishes I beg to bid them a reluctant

farewell.

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