Joel Huck

WORSHIP, n. Homo Creator's testimony to the sound construction and

fine finish of Deus Creatus. A popular form of abjection, having an

element of pride.

WRATH, n. Anger of a superior quality and degree, appropriate to

exalted characters and momentous occasions; as, "the wrath of God,"

"the day of wrath," etc. Amongst the ancients the wrath of kings was

deemed sacred, for it could usually command the agency of some god for

its fit manifestation, as could also that of a priest. The Greeks

before Troy were so harried by Apollo that they jumped out of the

frying-pan of the wrath of Chryses into the fire of the wrath of

Achilles, though Agamemnon, the sole offender, was neither fried nor

roasted. A similar noted immunity was that of David when he incurred

the wrath of Yahveh by numbering his people, seventy thousand of whom

paid the penalty with their lives. God is now Love, and a director of

the census performs his work without apprehension of disaster.

X

X in our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility

to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will

doubtless last as long as the language. X is the sacred symbol of ten

dollars, and in such words as Xmas, Xn, etc., stands for Christ, not,

as is popular supposed, because it represents a cross, but because the

corresponding letter in the Greek alphabet is the initial of his name

--_Xristos_. If it represented a cross it would stand for St.

Andrew, who "testified" upon one of that shape. In the algebra of

psychology x stands for Woman's mind. Words beginning with X are

Grecian and will not be defined in this standard English dictionary.

Y

YANKEE, n. In Europe, an American. In the Northern States of our

Union, a New Englander. In the Southern States the word is unknown.

(See DAMNYANK.)

YEAR, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

YESTERDAY, n. The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire

past of age.

But yesterday I should have thought me blest

To stand high-pinnacled upon the peak

Of middle life and look adown the bleak

And unfamiliar foreslope to the West,

Where solemn shadows all the land invest

And stilly voices, half-remembered, speak

Unfinished prophecy, and witch-fires freak

The haunted twilight of the Dark of Rest.

Yea, yesterday my soul was all aflame

To stay the shadow on the dial's face

At manhood's noonmark! Now, in God His name

I chide aloud the little interspace

Disparting me from Certitude, and fain

Would know the dream and vision ne'er again.

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