Anonymus Bink

WAR, n. A by-product of the arts of peace. The most menacing

political condition is a period of international amity. The student

of history who has not been taught to expect the unexpected may justly

boast himself inaccessible to the light. "In time of peace prepare

for war" has a deeper meaning than is commonly discerned; it means,

not merely that all things earthly have an end--that change is the

one immutable and eternal law--but that the soil of peace is thickly

sown with the seeds of war and singularly suited to their germination

and growth. It was when Kubla Khan had decreed his "stately pleasure

dome"--when, that is to say, there were peace and fat feasting in

Xanadu--that he

heard from afar

Ancestral voices prophesying war.

One of the greatest of poets, Coleridge was one of the wisest of

men, and it was not for nothing that he read us this parable. Let us

have a little less of "hands across the sea," and a little more of

that elemental distrust that is the security of nations. War loves to

come like a thief in the night; professions of eternal amity provide

the night.

WASHINGTONIAN, n. A Potomac tribesman who exchanged the privilege of

governing himself for the advantage of good government. In justice to

him it should be said that he did not want to.

They took away his vote and gave instead

The right, when he had earned, to _eat_ his bread.

In vain--he clamors for his "boss," pour soul,

To come again and part him from his roll.

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