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REPOSE, v.i. To cease from troubling.

REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House

in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.

REPROBATION, n. In theology, the state of a luckless mortal

prenatally damned. The doctrine of reprobation was taught by Calvin,

whose joy in it was somewhat marred by the sad sincerity of his

conviction that although some are foredoomed to perdition, others are

predestined to salvation.

REPUBLIC, n. A nation in which, the thing governing and the thing

governed being the same, there is only a permitted authority to

enforce an optional obedience. In a republic, the foundation of

public order is the ever lessening habit of submission inherited from

ancestors who, being truly governed, submitted because they had to.

There are as many kinds of republics as there are graduations between

the despotism whence they came and the anarchy whither they lead.

REQUIEM, n. A mass for the dead which the minor poets assure us the

winds sing o'er the graves of their favorites. Sometimes, by way of

providing a varied entertainment, they sing a dirge.

RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave.

RESIGN, v.t. To renounce an honor for an advantage. To renounce an

advantage for a greater advantage.

'Twas rumored Leonard Wood had signed

A true renunciation

Of title, rank and every kind

Of military station--

Each honorable station.

By his example fired--inclined

To noble emulation,

The country humbly was resigned

To Leonard's resignation--

His Christian resignation.

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