Juan Smith

QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to

have their own way and their own way of having it. In the United

States Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on

Finance and a messenger from the White House; in the House of

Representatives, of the Speaker and the devil.

QUOTATION, n. The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

The words erroneously repeated.

Intent on making his quotation truer,

He sought the page infallible of Brewer,

Then made a solemn vow that he would be

Condemned eternally. Ah, me, ah, me!

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