Orpheus Bowen

PREJUDICE, n. A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.

PRELATE, n. A church officer having a superior degree of holiness and

a fat preferment. One of Heaven's aristocracy. A gentleman of God.

PREROGATIVE, n. A sovereign's right to do wrong.

PRESBYTERIAN, n. One who holds the conviction that the government

authorities of the Church should be called presbyters.

PRESCRIPTION, n. A physician's guess at what will best prolong the

situation with least harm to the patient.

PRESENT, n. That part of eternity dividing the domain of

disappointment from the realm of hope.

PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time

and place.

In Boorioboola-Gha a man is presentable on occasions of ceremony

if he have his abdomen painted a bright blue and wear a cow's tail; in

New York he may, if it please him, omit the paint, but after sunset he

must wear two tails made of the wool of a sheep and dyed black.

PRESIDE, v. To guide the action of a deliberative body to a desirable

result. In Journalese, to perform upon a musical instrument; as, "He

presided at the piccolo."

The Headliner, holding the copy in hand,

Read with a solemn face:

"The music was very uncommonly grand--

The best that was every provided,

For our townsman Brown presided

At the organ with skill and grace."

The Headliner discontinued to read,

And, spread the paper down

On the desk, he dashed in at the top of the screed:

"Great playing by President Brown."

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