GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to
the demands of American Socialism.
GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of
the medical student.
Beside a lonely grave I stood--
With brambles 'twas encumbered;
The winds were moaning in the wood,
Unheard by him who slumbered,
A rustic standing near, I said:
"He cannot hear it blowing!"
"'Course not," said he: "the feller's dead--
He can't hear nowt that's going."
"Too true," I said; "alas, too true--
No sound his sense can quicken!"
"Well, mister, wot is that to you?--
The deadster ain't a-kickin'."
I knelt and prayed: "O Father, smile
On him, and mercy show him!"
That countryman looked on the while,
And said: "Ye didn't know him."