Henry Haukhorn

GEOLOGY, n. The science of the earth's crust--to which, doubtless,

will be added that of its interior whenever a man shall come up

garrulous out of a well. The geological formations of the globe

already noted are catalogued thus: The Primary, or lower one,

consists of rocks, bones or mired mules, gas-pipes, miners' tools,

antique statues minus the nose, Spanish doubloons and ancestors. The

Secondary is largely made up of red worms and moles. The Tertiary

comprises railway tracks, patent pavements, grass, snakes, mouldy

boots, beer bottles, tomato cans, intoxicated citizens, garbage,

anarchists, snap-dogs and fools.

GHOST, n. The outward and visible sign of an inward fear.

He saw a ghost.

It occupied--that dismal thing!--

The path that he was following.

Before he'd time to stop and fly,

An earthquake trifled with the eye

That saw a ghost.

He fell as fall the early good;

Unmoved that awful vision stood.

The stars that danced before his ken

He wildly brushed away, and then

He saw a post.

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