BOOK XVIII.

CONTAINING ABOUT SIX DAYS.

Chapter i.

A farewel to the reader.

We are now, reader, arrived at the last stage of our long journey. As

we have, therefore, travelled together through so many pages, let us

behave to one another like fellow-travellers in a stage coach, who

have passed several days in the company of each other; and who,

notwithstanding any bickerings or little animosities which may have

occurred on the road, generally make all up at last, and mount, for

the last time, into their vehicle with chearfulness and good humour;

since after this one stage, it may possibly happen to us, as it

commonly happens to them, never to meet more.

As I have here taken up this simile, give me leave to carry it a

little farther. I intend, then, in this last book, to imitate the good

company I have mentioned in their last journey. Now, it is well known

that all jokes and raillery are at this time laid aside; whatever

characters any of the passengers have for the jest-sake personated on

the road are now thrown off, and the conversation is usually plain and

serious.

In the same manner, if I have now and then, in the course of this

work, indulged any pleasantry for thy entertainment, I shall here lay

it down. The variety of matter, indeed, which I shall be obliged to

cram into this book, will afford no room for any of those ludicrous

observations which I have elsewhere made, and which may sometimes,

perhaps, have prevented thee from taking a nap when it was beginning

to steal upon thee. In this last book thou wilt find nothing (or at

most very little) of that nature. All will be plain narrative only;

and, indeed, when thou hast perused the many great events which this

book will produce, thou wilt think the number of pages contained in it

scarce sufficient to tell the story.

And now, my friend, I take this opportunity (as I shall have no other)

of heartily wishing thee well. If I have been an entertaining

companion to thee, I promise thee it is what I have desired. If in

anything I have offended, it was really without any intention. Some

things, perhaps, here said, may have hit thee or thy friends; but I do

most solemnly declare they were not pointed at thee or them. I

question not but thou hast been told, among other stories of me, that

thou wast to travel with a very scurrilous fellow; but whoever told

thee so did me an injury. No man detests and despises scurrility more

than myself; nor hath any man more reason; for none hath ever been

treated with more; and what is a very severe fate, I have had some of

the abusive writings of those very men fathered upon me, who, in other

of their works, have abused me themselves with the utmost virulence.

All these works, however, I am well convinced, will be dead long

before this page shall offer itself to thy perusal; for however short

the period may be of my own performances, they will most probably

outlive their own infirm author, and the weakly productions of his

abusive contemporaries.

Chapter ii.

Containing a very tragical incident.

While Jones was employed in those unpleasant meditations, with which

we left him tormenting himself, Partridge came stumbling into the room

with his face paler than ashes, his eyes fixed in his head, his hair

standing an end, and every limb trembling. In short, he looked as

he would have done had he seen a spectre, or had he, indeed, been a

spectre himself.

Jones, who was little subject to fear, could not avoid being somewhat

shocked at this sudden appearance. He did, indeed, himself change

colour, and his voice a little faultered while he asked him, What was

the matter?

“I hope, sir,” said Partridge, “you will not be angry with me. Indeed

I did not listen, but I was obliged to stay in the outward room. I am

sure I wish I had been a hundred miles off, rather than have heard

what I have heard.” “Why, what is the matter?” said Jones. “The

matter, sir? O good Heaven!” answered Partridge, “was that woman who

is just gone out the woman who was with you at Upton?” “She was,

Partridge,” cried Jones. “And did you really, sir, go to bed with that

woman?” said he, trembling.--“I am afraid what past between us is no

secret,” said Jones.--“Nay, but pray, sir, for Heaven's sake, sir,

answer me,” cries Partridge. “You know I did,” cries Jones. “Why then,

the Lord have mercy upon your soul, and forgive you,” cries Partridge;

“but as sure as I stand here alive, you have been a-bed with your own

mother.”

Upon these words Jones became in a moment a greater picture of horror

than Partridge himself. He was, indeed, for some time struck dumb with

amazement, and both stood staring wildly at each other. At last his

words found way, and in an interrupted voice he said, “How! how!

what's this you tell me?” “Nay, sir,” cries Partridge, “I have not

breath enough left to tell you now, but what I have said is most

certainly true.--That woman who now went out is your own mother. How

unlucky was it for you, sir, that I did not happen to see her at that

time, to have prevented it! Sure the devil himself must have contrived

to bring about this wickedness.”

“Sure,” cries Jones, “Fortune will never have done with me till she

hath driven me to distraction. But why do I blame Fortune? I am myself

the cause of all my misery. All the dreadful mischiefs which have

befallen me are the consequences only of my own folly and vice. What

thou hast told me, Partridge, hath almost deprived me of my senses!

And was Mrs Waters, then--but why do I ask? for thou must certainly

know her--If thou hast any affection for me, nay, if thou hast any

pity, let me beseech thee to fetch this miserable woman back again to

me. O good Heavens! incest----with a mother! To what am I reserved!”

He then fell into the most violent and frantic agonies of grief and

despair, in which Partridge declared he would not leave him; but at

last, having vented the first torrent of passion, he came a little to

himself; and then, having acquainted Partridge that he would find this

wretched woman in the same house where the wounded gentleman was

lodged, he despatched him in quest of her.

If the reader will please to refresh his memory, by turning to the

scene at Upton, in the ninth book, he will be apt to admire the many

strange accidents which unfortunately prevented any interview between

Partridge and Mrs Waters, when she spent a whole day there with Mr

Jones. Instances of this kind we may frequently observe in life, where

the greatest events are produced by a nice train of little

circumstances; and more than one example of this may be discovered by

the accurate eye, in this our history.

After a fruitless search of two or three hours, Partridge returned

back to his master, without having seen Mrs Waters. Jones, who was in

a state of desperation at his delay, was almost raving mad when he

brought him his account. He was not long, however, in this condition

before he received the following letter:

“SIR,

“Since I left you I have seen a gentleman, from whom I have learned

something concerning you which greatly surprizes and affects me; but

as I have not at present leisure to communicate a matter of such

high importance, you must suspend your curiosity till our next

meeting, which shall be the first moment I am able to see you. O, Mr

Jones, little did I think, when I past that happy day at Upton, the

reflection upon which is like to embitter all my future life, who it

was to whom I owed such perfect happiness. Believe me to be ever

sincerely your unfortunate

“J. WATERS.”

“P.S. I would have you comfort yourself as much as possible, for Mr

Fitzpatrick is in no manner of danger; so that whatever other

grievous crimes you may have to repent of, the guilt of blood is not

among the number.”

Jones having read the letter, let it drop (for he was unable to hold

it, and indeed had scarce the use of any one of his faculties).

Partridge took it up, and having received consent by silence, read it

likewise; nor had it upon him a less sensible effect. The pencil, and

not the pen, should describe the horrors which appeared in both their

countenances. While they both remained speechless the turnkey entered

the room, and, without taking any notice of what sufficiently

discovered itself in the faces of them both, acquainted Jones that a

man without desired to speak with him. This person was presently

introduced, and was no other than Black George.

As sights of horror were not so usual to George as they were to the

turnkey, he instantly saw the great disorder which appeared in the

face of Jones. This he imputed to the accident that had happened,

which was reported in the very worst light in Mr Western's family; he

concluded, therefore, that the gentleman was dead, and that Mr Jones

was in a fair way of coming to a shameful end. A thought which gave

him much uneasiness; for George was of a compassionate disposition,

and notwithstanding a small breach of friendship which he had been

over-tempted to commit, was, in the main, not insensible of the

obligations he had formerly received from Mr Jones.

The poor fellow, therefore, scarce refrained from a tear at the

present sight. He told Jones he was heartily sorry for his

misfortunes, and begged him to consider if he could be of any manner

of service. “Perhaps, sir,” said he, “you may want a little matter of

money upon this occasion; if you do, sir, what little I have is

heartily at your service.”

Jones shook him very heartily by the hand, and gave him many thanks

for the kind offer he had made; but answered, “He had not the least

want of that kind.” Upon which George began to press his services more

eagerly than before. Jones again thanked him, with assurances that he

wanted nothing which was in the power of any man living to give.

“Come, come, my good master,” answered George, “do not take the matter

so much to heart. Things may end better than you imagine; to be sure

you an't the first gentleman who hath killed a man, and yet come off.”

“You are wide of the matter, George,” said Partridge, “the gentleman

is not dead, nor like to die. Don't disturb my master, at present, for

he is troubled about a matter in which it is not in your power to do

him any good.” “You don't know what I may be able to do, Mr

Partridge,” answered George; “if his concern is about my young lady, I

have some news to tell my master.” “What do you say, Mr George?” cried

Jones. “Hath anything lately happened in which my Sophia is concerned?

My Sophia! how dares such a wretch as I mention her so profanely.” “I

hope she will be yours yet,” answered George. “Why yes, sir, I have

something to tell you about her. Madam Western hath just brought Madam

Sophia home, and there hath been a terrible to do. I could not

possibly learn the very right of it; but my master he hath been in a

vast big passion, and so was Madam Western, and I heard her say, as

she went out of doors into her chair, that she would never set her

foot in master's house again. I don't know what's the matter, not I,

but everything was very quiet when I came out; but Robin, who waited

at supper, said he had never seen the squire for a long while in such

good humour with young madam; that he kissed her several times, and

swore she should be her own mistress, and he never would think of

confining her any more. I thought this news would please you, and so I

slipped out, though it was so late, to inform you of it.” Mr Jones

assured George that it did greatly please him; for though he should

never more presume to lift his eyes toward that incomparable creature,

nothing could so much relieve his misery as the satisfaction he should

always have in hearing of her welfare.

The rest of the conversation which passed at the visit is not

important enough to be here related. The reader will, therefore,

forgive us this abrupt breaking off, and be pleased to hear how this

great good-will of the squire towards his daughter was brought about.

Mrs Western, on her first arrival at her brother's lodging, began to

set forth the great honours and advantages which would accrue to the

family by the match with Lord Fellamar, which her niece had absolutely

refused; in which refusal, when the squire took the part of his

daughter, she fell immediately into the most violent passion, and so

irritated and provoked the squire, that neither his patience nor his

prudence could bear it any longer; upon which there ensued between

them both so warm a bout at altercation, that perhaps the regions of

Billingsgate never equalled it. In the heat of this scolding Mrs

Western departed, and had consequently no leisure to acquaint her

brother with the letter which Sophia received, which might have

possibly produced ill effects; but, to say truth, I believe it never

once occurred to her memory at this time.

When Mrs Western was gone, Sophia, who had been hitherto silent, as

well indeed from necessity as inclination, began to return the

compliment which her father had made her, in taking her part against

her aunt, by taking his likewise against the lady. This was the first

time of her so doing, and it was in the highest degree acceptable to

the squire. Again, he remembered that Mr Allworthy had insisted on an

entire relinquishment of all violent means; and, indeed, as he made no

doubt but that Jones would be hanged, he did not in the least question

succeeding with his daughter by fair means; he now, therefore, once

more gave a loose to his natural fondness for her, which had such an

effect on the dutiful, grateful, tender, and affectionate heart of

Sophia, that had her honour, given to Jones, and something else,

perhaps, in which he was concerned, been removed, I much doubt whether

she would not have sacrificed herself to a man she did not like, to

have obliged her father. She promised him she would make it the whole

business of her life to oblige him, and would never marry any man

against his consent; which brought the old man so near to his highest

happiness, that he was resolved to take the other step, and went to

bed completely drunk.

Chapter iii.

Allworthy visits old Nightingale; with a strange discovery that he

made on that occasion.

The morning after these things had happened, Mr Allworthy went,

according to his promise, to visit old Nightingale, with whom his

authority was so great, that, after having sat with him three hours,

he at last prevailed with him to consent to see his son.

Here an accident happened of a very extraordinary kind; one indeed of

those strange chances whence very good and grave men have concluded

that Providence often interposes in the discovery of the most secret

villany, in order to caution men from quitting the paths of honesty,

however warily they tread in those of vice.

Mr Allworthy, at his entrance into Mr Nightingale's, saw Black George;

he took no notice of him, nor did Black George imagine he had

perceived him.

However, when their conversation on the principal point was over,

Allworthy asked Nightingale, Whether he knew one George Seagrim, and

upon what business he came to his house? “Yes,” answered Nightingale,

“I know him very well, and a most extraordinary fellow he is, who, in

these days, hath been able to hoard up £500 from renting a very small

estate of £30 a year.” “And is this the story which he hath told you?”

cries Allworthy. “Nay, it is true, I promise you,” said Nightingale,

“for I have the money now in my own hands, in five bank-bills, which I

am to lay out either in a mortgage, or in some purchase in the north

of England.” The bank-bills were no sooner produced at Allworthy's

desire than he blessed himself at the strangeness of the discovery. He

presently told Nightingale that these bank-bills were formerly his,

and then acquainted him with the whole affair. As there are no men who

complain more of the frauds of business than highwaymen, gamesters,

and other thieves of that kind, so there are none who so bitterly

exclaim against the frauds of gamesters, &c., as usurers, brokers, and

other thieves of this kind; whether it be that the one way of cheating

is a discountenance or reflection upon the other, or that money, which

is the common mistress of all cheats, makes them regard each other in

the light of rivals; but Nightingale no sooner heard the story than he

exclaimed against the fellow in terms much severer than the justice

and honesty of Allworthy had bestowed on him.

Allworthy desired Nightingale to retain both the money and the secret

till he should hear farther from him; and, if he should in the

meantime see the fellow, that he would not take the least notice to

him of the discovery which he had made. He then returned to his

lodgings, where he found Mrs Miller in a very dejected condition, on

account of the information she had received from her son-in-law. Mr

Allworthy, with great chearfulness, told her that he had much good

news to communicate; and, with little further preface, acquainted her

that he had brought Mr Nightingale to consent to see his son, and did

not in the least doubt to effect a perfect reconciliation between

them; though he found the father more sowered by another accident of

the same kind which had happened in his family. He then mentioned the

running away of the uncle's daughter, which he had been told by the

old gentleman, and which Mrs Miller and her son-in-law did not yet

know.

The reader may suppose Mrs Miller received this account with great

thankfulness, and no less pleasure; but so uncommon was her friendship

to Jones, that I am not certain whether the uneasiness she suffered

for his sake did not overbalance her satisfaction at hearing a piece

of news tending so much to the happiness of her own family; nor

whether even this very news, as it reminded her of the obligations she

had to Jones, did not hurt as well as please her; when her grateful

heart said to her, “While my own family is happy, how miserable is the

poor creature to whose generosity we owe the beginning of all this

happiness!”

Allworthy, having left her a little while to chew the cud (if I may

use that expression) on these first tidings, told her he had still

something more to impart, which he believed would give her pleasure.

“I think,” said he, “I have discovered a pretty considerable treasure

belonging to the young gentleman, your friend; but perhaps, indeed,

his present situation may be such that it will be of no service to

him.” The latter part of the speech gave Mrs Miller to understand who

was meant, and she answered with a sigh, “I hope not, sir.” “I hope so

too,” cries Allworthy, “with all my heart; but my nephew told me this

morning he had heard a very bad account of the affair.”----“Good

Heaven! sir,” said she--“Well, I must not speak, and yet it is

certainly very hard to be obliged to hold one's tongue when one

hears.”--“Madam,” said Allworthy, “you may say whatever you please,

you know me too well to think I have a prejudice against any one; and

as for that young man, I assure you I should be heartily pleased to

find he could acquit himself of everything, and particularly of this

sad affair. You can testify the affection I have formerly borne him.

The world, I know, censured me for loving him so much. I did not

withdraw that affection from him without thinking I had the justest

cause. Believe me, Mrs Miller, I should be glad to find I have been

mistaken.” Mrs Miller was going eagerly to reply, when a servant

acquainted her that a gentleman without desired to speak with her

immediately. Allworthy then enquired for his nephew, and was told that

he had been for some time in his room with the gentleman who used to

come to him, and whom Mr Allworthy guessing rightly to be Mr Dowling,

he desired presently to speak with him.

When Dowling attended, Allworthy put the case of the bank-notes to

him, without mentioning any name, and asked in what manner such a

person might be punished. To which Dowling answered, “He thought he

might be indicted on the Black Act; but said, as it was a matter of

some nicety, it would be proper to go to counsel. He said he was to

attend counsel presently upon an affair of Mr Western's, and if Mr

Allworthy pleased he would lay the case before them.” This was agreed

to; and then Mrs Miller, opening the door, cried, “I ask pardon, I did

not know you had company;” but Allworthy desired her to come in,

saying he had finished his business. Upon which Mr Dowling withdrew,

and Mrs Miller introduced Mr Nightingale the younger, to return thanks

for the great kindness done him by Allworthy: but she had scarce

patience to let the young gentleman finish his speech before she

interrupted him, saying, “O sir! Mr Nightingale brings great news

about poor Mr Jones: he hath been to see the wounded gentleman, who is

out of all danger of death, and, what is more, declares he fell upon

poor Mr Jones himself, and beat him. I am sure, sir, you would not

have Mr Jones be a coward. If I was a man myself, I am sure, if any

man was to strike me, I should draw my sword. Do pray, my dear, tell

Mr Allworthy, tell him all yourself.” Nightingale then confirmed what

Mrs Miller had said; and concluded with many handsome things of Jones,

who was, he said, one of the best-natured fellows in the world, and

not in the least inclined to be quarrelsome. Here Nightingale was

going to cease, when Mrs Miller again begged him to relate all the

many dutiful expressions he had heard him make use of towards Mr

Allworthy. “To say the utmost good of Mr Allworthy,” cries

Nightingale, “is doing no more than strict justice, and can have no

merit in it: but indeed, I must say, no man can be more sensible of

the obligations he hath to so good a man than is poor Jones. Indeed,

sir, I am convinced the weight of your displeasure is the heaviest

burthen he lies under. He hath often lamented it to me, and hath as

often protested in the most solemn manner he hath never been

intentionally guilty of any offence towards you; nay, he hath sworn he

would rather die a thousand deaths than he would have his conscience

upbraid him with one disrespectful, ungrateful, or undutiful thought

towards you. But I ask pardon, sir, I am afraid I presume to

intermeddle too far in so tender a point.” “You have spoke no more

than what a Christian ought,” cries Mrs Miller. “Indeed, Mr

Nightingale,” answered Allworthy, “I applaud your generous friendship,

and I wish he may merit it of you. I confess I am glad to hear the

report you bring from this unfortunate gentleman; and, if that matter

should turn out to be as you represent it (and, indeed, I doubt

nothing of what you say), I may, perhaps, in time, be brought to think

better than lately I have of this young man; for this good gentlewoman

here, nay, all who know me, can witness that I loved him as dearly as

if he had been my own son. Indeed, I have considered him as a child

sent by fortune to my care. I still remember the innocent, the

helpless situation in which I found him. I feel the tender pressure of

his little hands at this moment. He was my darling, indeed he was.” At

which words he ceased, and the tears stood in his eyes.

As the answer which Mrs Miller made may lead us into fresh matters, we

will here stop to account for the visible alteration in Mr Allworthy's

mind, and the abatement of his anger to Jones. Revolutions of this

kind, it is true, do frequently occur in histories and dramatic

writers, for no other reason than because the history or play draws to

a conclusion, and are justified by authority of authors; yet, though

we insist upon as much authority as any author whatever, we shall use

this power very sparingly, and never but when we are driven to it by

necessity, which we do not at present foresee will happen in this

work.

This alteration then in the mind of Mr Allworthy was occasioned by a

letter he had just received from Mr Square, and which we shall give

the reader in the beginning of the next chapter.

Chapter iv.

Containing two letters in very different stiles.

“MY WORTHY FRIEND,--I informed you in my last that I was forbidden

the use of the waters, as they were found by experience rather to

increase than lessen the symptoms of my distemper. I must now

acquaint you with a piece of news, which, I believe, will afflict my

friends more than it hath afflicted me. Dr Harrington and Dr

Brewster have informed me that there is no hopes of my recovery.

“I have somewhere read, that the great use of philosophy is to learn

to die. I will not therefore so far disgrace mine as to shew any

surprize at receiving a lesson which I must be thought to have so

long studied. Yet, to say the truth, one page of the Gospel teaches

this lesson better than all the volumes of antient or modern

philosophers. The assurance it gives us of another life is a much

stronger support to a good mind than all the consolations that are

drawn from the necessity of nature, the emptiness or satiety of our

enjoyments here, or any other topic of those declamations which are

sometimes capable of arming our minds with a stubborn patience in

bearing the thoughts of death, but never of raising them to a real

contempt of it, and much less of making us think it is a real good.

I would not here be understood to throw the horrid censure of

atheism, or even the absolute denial of immortality, on all who are

called philosophers. Many of that sect, as well antient as modern,

have, from the light of reason, discovered some hopes of a future

state; but in reality, that light was so faint and glimmering, and

the hopes were so incertain and precarious, that it may be justly

doubted on which side their belief turned. Plato himself concludes

his Phaedon with declaring that his best arguments amount only to

raise a probability; and Cicero himself seems rather to profess an

inclination to believe, than any actual belief in the doctrines of

immortality. As to myself, to be very sincere with you, I never was

much in earnest in this faith till I was in earnest a Christian.

“You will perhaps wonder at the latter expression; but I assure you

it hath not been till very lately that I could, with truth, call

myself so. The pride of philosophy had intoxicated my reason, and

the sublimest of all wisdom appeared to me, as it did to the Greeks

of old, to be foolishness. God hath, however, been so gracious to

shew me my error in time, and to bring me into the way of truth,

before I sunk into utter darkness forever.

“I find myself beginning to grow weak, I shall therefore hasten to

the main purpose of this letter.

“When I reflect on the actions of my past life, I know of nothing

which sits heavier upon my conscience than the injustice I have been

guilty of to that poor wretch your adopted son. I have, indeed, not

only connived at the villany of others, but been myself active in

injustice towards him. Believe me, my dear friend, when I tell you,

on the word of a dying man, he hath been basely injured. As to the

principal fact, upon the misrepresentation of which you discarded

him, I solemnly assure you he is innocent. When you lay upon your

supposed deathbed, he was the only person in the house who testified

any real concern; and what happened afterwards arose from the

wildness of his joy on your recovery; and, I am sorry to say it,

from the baseness of another person (but it is my desire to justify

the innocent, and to accuse none). Believe me, my friend, this young

man hath the noblest generosity of heart, the most perfect capacity

for friendship, the highest integrity, and indeed every virtue which

can ennoble a man. He hath some faults, but among them is not to be

numbered the least want of duty or gratitude towards you. On the

contrary, I am satisfied, when you dismissed him from your house,

his heart bled for you more than for himself.

“Worldly motives were the wicked and base reasons of my concealing

this from you so long; to reveal it now I can have no inducement but

the desire of serving the cause of truth, of doing right to the

innocent, and of making all the amends in my power for a past

offence. I hope this declaration, therefore, will have the effect

desired, and will restore this deserving young man to your favour;

the hearing of which, while I am yet alive, will afford the utmost

consolation to,

Sir,

Your most obliged,

obedient humble servant,

THOMAS SQUARE.”

The reader will, after this, scarce wonder at the revolution so

visibly appearing in Mr Allworthy, notwithstanding he received from

Thwackum, by the same post, another letter of a very different kind,

which we shall here add, as it may possibly be the last time we shall

have occasion to mention the name of that gentleman.

“SIR,

“I am not at all surprized at hearing from your worthy nephew a

fresh instance of the villany of Mr Square the atheist's young

pupil. I shall not wonder at any murders he may commit; and I

heartily pray that your own blood may not seal up his final

commitment to the place of wailing and gnashing of teeth.

“Though you cannot want sufficient calls to repentance for the many

unwarrantable weaknesses exemplified in your behaviour to this

wretch, so much to the prejudice of your own lawful family, and of

your character; I say, though these may sufficiently be supposed to

prick and goad your conscience at this season, I should yet be

wanting to my duty, if I spared to give you some admonition in order

to bring you to a due sense of your errors. I therefore pray you

seriously to consider the judgment which is likely to overtake this

wicked villain; and let it serve at least as a warning to you, that

you may not for the future despise the advice of one who is so

indefatigable in his prayers for your welfare.

“Had not my hand been withheld from due correction, I had scourged

much of this diabolical spirit out of a boy, of whom from his

infancy I discovered the devil had taken such entire possession. But

reflections of this kind now come too late.

“I am sorry you have given away the living of Westerton so hastily.

I should have applied on that occasion earlier, had I thought you

would not have acquainted me previous to the disposition.----Your

objection to pluralities is being righteous over-much. If there were

any crime in the practice, so many godly men would not agree to it.

If the vicar of Aldergrove should die (as we hear he is in a

declining way), I hope you will think of me, since I am certain you

must be convinced of my most sincere attachment to your highest

welfare--a welfare to which all worldly considerations are as

trifling as the small tithes mentioned in Scripture are, when

compared to the weighty matters of the law.

I am, sir,

Your faithful humble servant,

ROGER THWACKUM.”

This was the first time Thwackum ever wrote in this authoritative

stile to Allworthy, and of this he had afterwards sufficient reason to

repent, as in the case of those who mistake the highest degree of

goodness for the lowest degree of weakness. Allworthy had indeed never

liked this man. He knew him to be proud and ill-natured; he also knew

that his divinity itself was tinctured with his temper, and such as in

many respects he himself did by no means approve; but he was at the

same time an excellent scholar, and most indefatigable in teaching the

two lads. Add to this, the strict severity of his life and manners, an

unimpeached honesty, and a most devout attachment to religion. So

that, upon the whole, though Allworthy did not esteem nor love the

man, yet he could never bring himself to part with a tutor to the

boys, who was, both by learning and industry, extremely well qualified

for his office; and he hoped, that as they were bred up in his own

house, and under his own eye, he should be able to correct whatever

was wrong in Thwackum's instructions.

Chapter v.

In which the history is continued.

Mr Allworthy, in his last speech, had recollected some tender ideas

concerning Jones, which had brought tears into the good man's eyes.

This Mrs Miller observing, said, “Yes, yes, sir, your goodness to this

poor young man is known, notwithstanding all your care to conceal it;

but there is not a single syllable of truth in what those villains

said. Mr Nightingale hath now discovered the whole matter. It seems

these fellows were employed by a lord, who is a rival of poor Mr

Jones, to have pressed him on board a ship.--I assure them I don't

know who they will press next. Mr Nightingale here hath seen the

officer himself, who is a very pretty gentleman, and hath told him

all, and is very sorry for what he undertook, which he would never

have done, had he known Mr Jones to have been a gentleman; but he was

told that he was a common strolling vagabond.”

Allworthy stared at all this, and declared he was a stranger to every

word she said. “Yes, sir,” answered she, “I believe you are.----It is

a very different story, I believe, from what those fellows told this

lawyer.”

“What lawyer, madam? what is it you mean?” said Allworthy. “Nay, nay,”

said she, “this is so like you to deny your own goodness: but Mr

Nightingale here saw him.” “Saw whom, madam?” answered he. “Why, your

lawyer, sir,” said she, “that you so kindly sent to enquire into the

affair.” “I am still in the dark, upon my honour,” said Allworthy.

“Why then do you tell him, my dear sir,” cries she. “Indeed, sir,”

said Nightingale, “I did see that very lawyer who went from you when I

came into the room, at an alehouse in Aldersgate, in company with two

of the fellows who were employed by Lord Fellamar to press Mr Jones,

and who were by that means present at the unhappy rencounter between

him and Mr Fitzpatrick.” “I own, sir,” said Mrs Miller, “when I saw

this gentleman come into the room to you, I told Mr Nightingale that I

apprehended you had sent him thither to inquire into the affair.”

Allworthy shewed marks of astonishment in his countenance at this

news, and was indeed for two or three minutes struck dumb by it. At

last, addressing himself to Mr Nightingale, he said, “I must confess

myself, sir, more surprized at what you tell me than I have ever been

before at anything in my whole life. Are you certain this was the

gentleman?” “I am most certain,” answered Nightingale. “At

Aldersgate?” cries Allworthy. “And was you in company with this lawyer

and the two fellows?”--“I was, sir,” said the other, “very near half

an hour.” “Well, sir,” said Allworthy, “and in what manner did the

lawyer behave? did you hear all that past between him and the

fellows?” “No, sir,” answered Nightingale, “they had been together

before I came.--In my presence the lawyer said little; but, after I

had several times examined the fellows, who persisted in a story

directly contrary to what I had heard from Mr Jones, and which I find

by Mr Fitzpatrick was a rank falshood, the lawyer then desired the

fellows to say nothing but what was the truth, and seemed to speak so

much in favour of Mr Jones, that, when I saw the same person with you,

I concluded your goodness had prompted you to send him thither.”--“And

did you not send him thither?” says Mrs Miller.--“Indeed I did not,”

answered Allworthy; “nor did I know he had gone on such an errand till

this moment.”--“I see it all!” said Mrs Miller, “upon my soul, I see

it all! No wonder they have been closeted so close lately. Son

Nightingale, let me beg you run for these fellows immediately----find

them out if they are above-ground. I will go myself”--“Dear madam,”

said Allworthy, “be patient, and do me the favour to send a servant

upstairs to call Mr Dowling hither, if he be in the house, or, if not,

Mr Blifil.” Mrs Miller went out muttering something to herself, and

presently returned with an answer, “That Mr Dowling was gone; but that

the t'other,” as she called him, “was coming.”

Allworthy was of a cooler disposition than the good woman, whose

spirits were all up in arms in the cause of her friend. He was not

however without some suspicions which were near akin to hers. When

Blifil came into the room, he asked him with a very serious

countenance, and with a less friendly look than he had ever before

given him, “Whether he knew anything of Mr Dowling's having seen any

of the persons who were present at the duel between Jones and another

gentleman?”

There is nothing so dangerous as a question which comes by surprize on

a man whose business it is to conceal truth, or to defend falshood.

For which reason those worthy personages, whose noble office it is to

save the lives of their fellow-creatures at the Old Bailey, take the

utmost care, by frequent previous examination, to divine every

question which may be asked their clients on the day of tryal, that

they may be supplyed with proper and ready answers, which the most

fertile invention cannot supply in an instant. Besides, the sudden and

violent impulse on the blood, occasioned by these surprizes, causes

frequently such an alteration in the countenance, that the man is

obliged to give evidence against himself. And such indeed were the

alterations which the countenance of Blifil underwent from this sudden

question, that we can scarce blame the eagerness of Mrs Miller, who

immediately cryed out, “Guilty, upon my honour! guilty, upon my soul!”

Mr Allworthy sharply rebuked her for this impetuosity; and then

turning to Blifil, who seemed sinking into the earth, he said, “Why do

you hesitate, sir, at giving me an answer? You certainly must have

employed him; for he would not, of his own accord, I believe, have

undertaken such an errand, and especially without acquainting me.”

Blifil then answered, “I own, sir, I have been guilty of an offence,

yet may I hope your pardon?”--“My pardon,” said Allworthy, very

angrily.--“Nay, sir,” answered Blifil, “I knew you would be offended;

yet surely my dear uncle will forgive the effects of the most amiable

of human weaknesses. Compassion for those who do not deserve it, I own

is a crime; and yet it is a crime from which you yourself are not

entirely free. I know I have been guilty of it in more than one

instance to this very person; and I will own I did send Mr Dowling,

not on a vain and fruitless enquiry, but to discover the witnesses,

and to endeavour to soften their evidence. This, sir, is the truth;

which, though I intended to conceal from you, I will not deny.”

“I confess,” said Nightingale, “this is the light in which it appeared

to me from the gentleman's behaviour.”

“Now, madam,” said Allworthy, “I believe you will once in your life

own you have entertained a wrong suspicion, and are not so angry with

my nephew as you was.”

Mrs Miller was silent; for, though she could not so hastily be pleased

with Blifil, whom she looked upon to have been the ruin of Jones, yet

in this particular instance he had imposed upon her as well as upon

the rest; so entirely had the devil stood his friend. And, indeed, I

look upon the vulgar observation, “That the devil often deserts his

friends, and leaves them in the lurch,” to be a great abuse on that

gentleman's character. Perhaps he may sometimes desert those who are

only his cup acquaintance; or who, at most, are but half his; but he

generally stands by those who are thoroughly his servants, and helps

them off in all extremities, till their bargain expires.

As a conquered rebellion strengthens a government, or as health is

more perfectly established by recovery from some diseases; so anger,

when removed, often gives new life to affection. This was the case of

Mr Allworthy; for Blifil having wiped off the greater suspicion, the

lesser, which had been raised by Square's letter, sunk of course, and

was forgotten; and Thwackum, with whom he was greatly offended, bore

alone all the reflections which Square had cast on the enemies of

Jones.

As for that young man, the resentment of Mr Allworthy began more and

more to abate towards him. He told Blifil, “He did not only forgive

the extraordinary efforts of his good-nature, but would give him the

pleasure of following his example.” Then, turning to Mrs Miller with a

smile which would have become an angel, he cryed, “What say you,

madam? shall we take a hackney-coach, and all of us together pay a

visit to your friend? I promise you it is not the first visit I have

made in a prison.”

Every reader, I believe, will be able to answer for the worthy woman;

but they must have a great deal of good-nature, and be well acquainted

with friendship, who can feel what she felt on this occasion. Few, I

hope, are capable of feeling what now passed in the mind of Blifil;

but those who are will acknowledge that it was impossible for him to

raise any objection to this visit. Fortune, however, or the gentleman

lately mentioned above, stood his friend, and prevented his undergoing

so great a shock; for at the very instant when the coach was sent for,

Partridge arrived, and, having called Mrs Miller from the company,

acquainted her with the dreadful accident lately come to light; and

hearing Mr Allworthy's intention, begged her to find some means of

stopping him: “For,” says he, “the matter must at all hazards be kept

a secret from him; and if he should now go, he will find Mr Jones and

his mother, who arrived just as I left him, lamenting over one another

the horrid crime they have ignorantly committed.”

The poor woman, who was almost deprived of her senses at his dreadful

news, was never less capable of invention than at present. However, as

women are much readier at this than men, she bethought herself of an

excuse, and, returning to Allworthy, said, “I am sure, sir, you will

be surprized at hearing any objection from me to the kind proposal you

just now made; and yet I am afraid of the consequence of it, if

carried immediately into execution. You must imagine, sir, that all

the calamities which have lately befallen this poor young fellow must

have thrown him into the lowest dejection of spirits; and now, sir,

should we all on a sudden fling him into such a violent fit of joy, as

I know your presence will occasion, it may, I am afraid, produce some

fatal mischief, especially as his servant, who is without, tells me he

is very far from being well.”

“Is his servant without?” cries Allworthy; “pray call him hither. I

will ask him some questions concerning his master.”

Partridge was at first afraid to appear before Mr Allworthy; but was

at length persuaded, after Mrs Miller, who had often heard his whole

story from his own mouth, had promised to introduce him.

Allworthy recollected Partridge the moment he came into the room,

though many years had passed since he had seen him. Mrs Miller,

therefore, might have spared here a formal oration, in which, indeed,

she was something prolix; for the reader, I believe, may have observed

already that the good woman, among other things, had a tongue always

ready for the service of her friends.

“And are you,” said Allworthy to Partridge, “the servant of Mr Jones?”

“I can't say, sir,” answered he, “that I am regularly a servant, but I

live with him, an't please your honour, at present. _Non sum qualis

eram_, as your honour very well knows.”

Mr Allworthy then asked him many questions concerning Jones, as to his

health, and other matters; to all which Partridge answered, without

having the least regard to what was, but considered only what he would

have things appear; for a strict adherence to truth was not among the

articles of this honest fellow's morality or his religion.

During this dialogue Mr Nightingale took his leave, and presently

after Mrs Miller left the room, when Allworthy likewise despatched

Blifil; for he imagined that Partridge when alone with him would be

more explicit than before company. They were no sooner left in private

together than Allworthy began, as in the following chapter.

Chapter vi.

In which the history is farther continued

“Sure, friend,” said the good man, “you are the strangest of all human

beings. Not only to have suffered as you have formerly for obstinately

persisting in a falshood, but to persist in it thus to the last, and

to pass thus upon the world for a servant of your own son! What

interest can you have in all this? What can be your motive?”

“I see, sir,” said Partridge, falling down upon his knees, “that your

honour is prepossessed against me, and resolved not to believe

anything I say, and, therefore, what signifies my protestations? but

yet there is one above who knows that I am not the father of this

young man.”

“How!” said Allworthy, “will you yet deny what you was formerly

convicted of upon such unanswerable, such manifest evidence? Nay, what

a confirmation is your being now found with this very man, of all

which twenty years ago appeared against you! I thought you had left

the country! nay, I thought you had been long since dead.--In what

manner did you know anything of this young man? Where did you meet

with him, unless you had kept some correspondence together? Do not

deny this; for I promise you it will greatly raise your son in my

opinion, to find that he hath such a sense of filial duty as privately

to support his father for so many years.”

“If your honour will have patience to hear me,” said Partridge, “I

will tell you all.”--Being bid go on, he proceeded thus: “When your

honour conceived that displeasure against me, it ended in my ruin soon

after; for I lost my little school; and the minister, thinking I

suppose it would be agreeable to your honour, turned me out from the

office of clerk; so that I had nothing to trust to but the barber's

shop, which, in a country place like that, is a poor livelihood; and

when my wife died (for till that time I received a pension of £12 a

year from an unknown hand, which indeed I believe was your honour's

own, for nobody that ever I heard of doth these things besides)--but,

as I was saying, when she died, this pension forsook me; so that now,

as I owed two or three small debts, which began to be troublesome to

me, particularly one[*] which an attorney brought up by law-charges

from 15s. to near £30, and as I found all my usual means of living had

forsook me, I packed up my little all as well as I could, and went

off.

[*] This is a fact which I knew happen to a poor clergyman in

Dorsetshire, by the villany of an attorney who, not contented with

the exorbitant costs to which the poor man was put by a single

action, brought afterwards another action on the judgment, as it was

called. A method frequently used to oppress the poor, and bring

money into the pockets of attorneys, to the great scandal of the

law, of the nation, of Christianity, and even of human nature

itself.

“The first place I came to was Salisbury, where I got into the service

of a gentleman belonging to the law, and one of the best gentlemen

that ever I knew, for he was not only good to me, but I know a

thousand good and charitable acts which he did while I staid with him;

and I have known him often refuse business because it was paultry and

oppressive.” “You need not be so particular,” said Allworthy; “I know

this gentleman, and a very worthy man he is, and an honour to his

profession.”--“Well, sir,” continued Partridge, “from hence I removed

to Lymington, where I was above three years in the service of another

lawyer, who was likewise a very good sort of a man, and to be sure one

of the merriest gentlemen in England. Well, sir, at the end of the

three years I set up a little school, and was likely to do well again,

had it not been for a most unlucky accident. Here I kept a pig; and

one day, as ill fortune would have it, this pig broke out, and did a

trespass, I think they call it, in a garden belonging to one of my

neighbours, who was a proud, revengeful man, and employed a lawyer,

one--one--I can't think of his name; but he sent for a writ against

me, and had me to size. When I came there, Lord have mercy upon me--to

hear what the counsellors said! There was one that told my lord a

parcel of the confoundedest lies about me; he said that I used to

drive my hogs into other folk's gardens, and a great deal more; and at

last he said, he hoped I had at last brought my hogs to a fair market.

To be sure, one would have thought that, instead of being owner only

of one poor little pig, I had been the greatest hog-merchant in

England. Well--” “Pray,” said Allworthy, “do not be so particular, I

have heard nothing of your son yet.” “O it was a great many years,”

answered Partridge, “before I saw my son, as you are pleased to call

him.----I went over to Ireland after this, and taught school at Cork

(for that one suit ruined me again, and I lay seven years in

Winchester jail).”--“Well,” said Allworthy, “pass that over till your

return to England.”--“Then, sir,” said he, “it was about half a year

ago that I landed at Bristol, where I staid some time, and not finding

it do there, and hearing of a place between that and Gloucester where

the barber was just dead, I went thither, and there I had been about

two months when Mr Jones came thither.” He then gave Allworthy a very

particular account of their first meeting, and of everything, as well

as he could remember, which had happened from that day to this;

frequently interlarding his story with panegyrics on Jones, and not

forgetting to insinuate the great love and respect which he had for

Allworthy. He concluded with saying, “Now, sir, I have told your

honour the whole truth.” And then repeated a most solemn protestation,

“That he was no more the father of Jones than of the Pope of Rome;”

and imprecated the most bitter curses on his head, if he did not speak

truth.

“What am I to think of this matter?” cries Allworthy. “For what

purpose should you so strongly deny a fact which I think it would be

rather your interest to own?” “Nay, sir,” answered Partridge (for he

could hold no longer), “if your honour will not believe me, you are

like soon to have satisfaction enough. I wish you had mistaken the

mother of this young man, as well as you have his father.”--And now

being asked what he meant, with all the symptoms of horror, both in

his voice and countenance, he told Allworthy the whole story, which he

had a little before expressed such desire to Mrs Miller to conceal

from him.

Allworthy was almost as much shocked at this discovery as Partridge

himself had been while he related it. “Good heavens!” says he, “in

what miserable distresses do vice and imprudence involve men! How much

beyond our designs are the effects of wickedness sometimes carried!”

He had scarce uttered these words, when Mrs Waters came hastily and

abruptly into the room. Partridge no sooner saw her than he cried,

“Here, sir, here is the very woman herself. This is the unfortunate

mother of Mr Jones. I am sure she will acquit me before your honour.

Pray, madam----”

Mrs Waters, without paying any regard to what Partridge said, and

almost without taking any notice of him, advanced to Mr Allworthy. “I

believe, sir, it is so long since I had the honour of seeing you, that

you do not recollect me.” “Indeed,” answered Allworthy, “you are so

very much altered, on many accounts, that had not this man already

acquainted me who you are, I should not have immediately called you to

my remembrance. Have you, madam, any particular business which brings

you to me?” Allworthy spoke this with great reserve; for the reader

may easily believe he was not well pleased with the conduct of this

lady; neither with what he had formerly heard, nor with what Partridge

had now delivered.

Mrs Waters answered--“Indeed, sir, I have very particular business

with you; and it is such as I can impart only to yourself. I must

desire, therefore, the favour of a word with you alone: for I assure

you what I have to tell you is of the utmost importance.”

Partridge was then ordered to withdraw, but before he went, he begged

the lady to satisfy Mr Allworthy that he was perfectly innocent. To

which she answered, “You need be under no apprehension, sir; I shall

satisfy Mr Allworthy very perfectly of that matter.”

Then Partridge withdrew, and that past between Mr Allworthy and Mrs

Waters which is written in the next chapter.

Chapter vii.

Continuation of the history.

Mrs Waters remaining a few moments silent, Mr Allworthy could not

refrain from saying, “I am sorry, madam, to perceive, by what I have

since heard, that you have made so very ill a use----” “Mr Allworthy,”

says she, interrupting him, “I know I have faults, but ingratitude to

you is not one of them. I never can nor shall forget your goodness,

which I own I have very little deserved; but be pleased to wave all

upbraiding me at present, as I have so important an affair to

communicate to you concerning this young man, to whom you have given

my maiden name of Jones.”

“Have I then,” said Allworthy, “ignorantly punished an innocent man,

in the person of him who hath just left us? Was he not the father of

the child?” “Indeed he was not,” said Mrs Waters. “You may be pleased

to remember, sir, I formerly told you, you should one day know; and I

acknowledge myself to have been guilty of a cruel neglect, in not

having discovered it to you before. Indeed, I little knew how

necessary it was.” “Well, madam,” said Allworthy, “be pleased to

proceed.” “You must remember, sir,” said she, “a young fellow, whose

name was Summer.” “Very well,” cries Allworthy, “he was the son of a

clergyman of great learning and virtue, for whom I had the highest

friendship.” “So it appeared, sir,” answered she; “for I believe you

bred the young man up, and maintained him at the university; where, I

think, he had finished his studies, when he came to reside at your

house; a finer man, I must say, the sun never shone upon; for, besides

the handsomest person I ever saw, he was so genteel, and had so much

wit and good breeding.” “Poor gentleman,” said Allworthy, “he was

indeed untimely snatched away; and little did I think he had any sins

of this kind to answer for; for I plainly perceive you are going to

tell me he was the father of your child.”

“Indeed, sir,” answered she, “he was not.” “How!” said Allworthy, “to

what then tends all this preface?” “To a story,” said she, “which I am

concerned falls to my lot to unfold to you. O, sir! prepare to hear

something which will surprize you, will grieve you.” “Speak,” said

Allworthy, “I am conscious of no crime, and cannot be afraid to hear.”

“Sir,” said she, “that Mr Summer, the son of your friend, educated at

your expense, who, after living a year in the house as if he had been

your own son, died there of the small-pox, was tenderly lamented by

you, and buried as if he had been your own; that Summer, sir, was the

father of this child.” “How!” said Allworthy; “you contradict

yourself.” “That I do not,” answered she; “he was indeed the father of

this child, but not by me.” “Take care, madam,” said Allworthy, “do

not, to shun the imputation of any crime, be guilty of falshood.

Remember there is One from whom you can conceal nothing, and before

whose tribunal falshood will only aggravate your guilt.” “Indeed,

sir,” says she, “I am not his mother; nor would I now think myself so

for the world.” “I know your reason,” said Allworthy, “and shall

rejoice as much as you to find it otherwise; yet you must remember,

you yourself confest it before me.” “So far what I confest,” said she,

“was true, that these hands conveyed the infant to your bed; conveyed

it thither at the command of its mother; at her commands I afterwards

owned it, and thought myself, by her generosity, nobly rewarded, both

for my secrecy and my shame.” “Who could this woman be?” said

Allworthy. “Indeed, I tremble to name her,” answered Mrs Waters. “By

all this preparation I am to guess that she was a relation of mine,”

cried he. “Indeed she was a near one.” At which words Allworthy

started, and she continued--“You had a sister, sir.” “A sister!”

repeated he, looking aghast.--“As there is truth in heaven,” cries

she, “your sister was the mother of that child you found between your

sheets.” “Can it be possible?” cries he, “Good heavens!” “Have

patience, sir,” said Mrs Waters, “and I will unfold to you the whole

story. Just after your departure for London, Miss Bridget came one day

to the house of my mother. She was pleased to say she had heard an

extraordinary character of me, for my learning and superior

understanding to all the young women there, so she was pleased to say.

She then bid me come to her to the great house; where, when I

attended, she employed me to read to her. She expressed great

satisfaction in my reading, shewed great kindness to me, and made me

many presents. At last she began to catechise me on the subject of

secrecy, to which I gave her such satisfactory answers, that, at last,

having locked the door of her room, she took me into her closet, and

then locking that door likewise, she said she should convince me of

the vast reliance she had on my integrity, by communicating a secret

in which her honour, and consequently her life, was concerned. She

then stopt, and after a silence of a few minutes, during which she

often wiped her eyes, she enquired of me if I thought my mother might

safely be confided in. I answered, I would stake my life on her

fidelity. She then imparted to me the great secret which laboured in

her breast, and which, I believe, was delivered with more pains than

she afterwards suffered in child-birth. It was then contrived that my

mother and myself only should attend at the time, and that Mrs Wilkins

should be sent out of the way, as she accordingly was, to the very

furthest part of Dorsetshire, to enquire the character of a servant;

for the lady had turned away her own maid near three months before;

during all which time I officiated about her person upon trial, as she

said, though, as she afterwards declared, I was not sufficiently handy

for the place. This, and many other such things which she used to say

of me, were all thrown out to prevent any suspicion which Wilkins

might hereafter have, when I was to own the child; for she thought it

could never be believed she would venture to hurt a young woman with

whom she had intrusted such a secret. You may be assured, sir, I was

well paid for all these affronts, which, together with being informed

with the occasion of them, very well contented me. Indeed, the lady

had a greater suspicion of Mrs Wilkins than of any other person; not

that she had the least aversion to the gentlewoman, but she thought

her incapable of keeping a secret, especially from you, sir; for I

have often heard Miss Bridget say, that, if Mrs Wilkins had committed

a murder, she believed she would acquaint you with it. At last the

expected day came, and Mrs Wilkins, who had been kept a week in

readiness, and put off from time to time, upon some pretence or other,

that she might not return too soon, was dispatched. Then the child was

born, in the presence only of myself and my mother, and was by my

mother conveyed to her own house, where it was privately kept by her

till the evening of your return, when I, by the command of Miss

Bridget, conveyed it into the bed where you found it. And all

suspicions were afterwards laid asleep by the artful conduct of your

sister, in pretending ill-will to the boy, and that any regard she

shewed him was out of meer complacence to you.”

Mrs Waters then made many protestations of the truth of this story,

and concluded by saying, “Thus, sir, you have at last discovered your

nephew; for so I am sure you will hereafter think him, and I question

not but he will be both an honour and a comfort to you under that

appellation.”

“I need not, madam,” said Allworthy, “express my astonishment at what

you have told me; and yet surely you would not, and could not, have

put together so many circumstances to evidence an untruth. I confess I

recollect some passages relating to that Summer, which formerly gave

me a conceit that my sister had some liking to him. I mentioned it to

her; for I had such a regard to the young man, as well on his own

account as on his father's, that I should willingly have consented to

a match between them; but she exprest the highest disdain of my unkind

suspicion, as she called it; so that I never spoke more on the

subject. Good heavens! Well! the Lord disposeth all things.--Yet sure

it was a most unjustifiable conduct in my sister to carry this secret

with her out of the world.” “I promise you, sir,” said Mrs Waters,

“she always profest a contrary intention, and frequently told me she

intended one day to communicate it to you. She said, indeed, she was

highly rejoiced that her plot had succeeded so well, and that you had

of your own accord taken such a fancy to the child, that it was yet

unnecessary to make any express declaration. Oh! sir, had that lady

lived to have seen this poor young man turned like a vagabond from

your house: nay, sir, could she have lived to hear that you had

yourself employed a lawyer to prosecute him for a murder of which he

was not guilty----Forgive me, Mr Allworthy, I must say it was

unkind.--Indeed, you have been abused, he never deserved it of you.”

“Indeed, madam,” said Allworthy, “I have been abused by the person,

whoever he was, that told you so.” “Nay, sir,” said she, “I would not

be mistaken, I did not presume to say you were guilty of any wrong.

The gentleman who came to me proposed no such matter; he only said,

taking me for Mr Fitzpatrick's wife, that, if Mr Jones had murdered my

husband, I should be assisted with any money I wanted to carry on the

prosecution, by a very worthy gentleman, who, he said, was well

apprized what a villain I had to deal with. It was by this man I found

out who Mr Jones was; and this man, whose name is Dowling, Mr Jones

tells me is your steward. I discovered his name by a very odd

accident; for he himself refused to tell it me; but Partridge, who met

him at my lodgings the second time he came, knew him formerly at

Salisbury.”

“And did this Mr Dowling,” says Allworthy, with great astonishment

in his countenance, “tell you that I would assist in the

prosecution?”--“No, sir,” answered she, “I will not charge him

wrongfully. He said I should be assisted, but he mentioned no name.

Yet you must pardon me, sir, if from circumstances I thought it could

be no other.”--“Indeed, madam,” says Allworthy, “from circumstances I

am too well convinced it was another. Good Heaven! by what wonderful

means is the blackest and deepest villany sometimes discovered!--Shall

I beg you, madam, to stay till the person you have mentioned comes,

for I expect him every minute? nay, he may be, perhaps, already in the

house.”

Allworthy then stept to the door, in order to call a servant, when in

came, not Mr Dowling, but the gentleman who will be seen in the next

chapter.

Chapter viii.

Further continuation.

The gentleman who now arrived was no other than Mr Western. He no

sooner saw Allworthy, than, without considering in the least the

presence of Mrs Waters, he began to vociferate in the following

manner: “Fine doings at my house! A rare kettle of fish I have

discovered at last! who the devil would be plagued with a daughter?”

“What's the matter, neighbour?” said Allworthy. “Matter enough,”

answered Western: “when I thought she was just a coming to; nay, when

she had in a manner promised me to do as I would ha her, and when I

was a hoped to have had nothing more to do than to have sent for the

lawyer, and finished all; what do you think I have found out? that the

little b-- hath bin playing tricks with me all the while, and carrying

on a correspondence with that bastard of yours. Sister Western, whom I

have quarrelled with upon her account, sent me word o't, and I ordered

her pockets to be searched when she was asleep, and here I have got un

signed with the son of a whore's own name. I have not had patience to

read half o't, for 'tis longer than one of parson Supple's sermons;

but I find plainly it is all about love; and indeed what should it be

else? I have packed her up in chamber again, and to-morrow morning

down she goes into the country, unless she consents to be married

directly, and there she shall live in a garret upon bread and water

all her days; and the sooner such a b-- breaks her heart the better,

though, d--n her, that I believe is too tough. She will live long

enough to plague me.” “Mr Western,” answered Allworthy, “you know I

have always protested against force, and you yourself consented that

none should be used.” “Ay,” cries he, “that was only upon condition

that she would consent without. What the devil and doctor Faustus!

shan't I do what I will with my own daughter, especially when I desire

nothing but her own good?” “Well, neighbour,” answered Allworthy, “if

you will give me leave, I will undertake once to argue with the young

lady.” “Will you?” said Western; “why that is kind now, and

neighbourly, and mayhap you will do more than I have been able to do

with her; for I promise you she hath a very good opinion of you.”

“Well, sir,” said Allworthy, “if you will go home, and release the

young lady from her captivity, I will wait upon her within this

half-hour.” “But suppose,” said Western, “she should run away with un

in the meantime? For lawyer Dowling tells me there is no hopes of

hanging the fellow at last; for that the man is alive, and like to do

well, and that he thinks Jones will be out of prison again presently.”

“How!” said Allworthy; “what, did you employ him then to enquire or to

do anything in that matter?” “Not I,” answered Western, “he mentioned

it to me just now of his own accord.” “Just now!” cries Allworthy,

“why, where did you see him then? I want much to see Mr Dowling.”

“Why, you may see un an you will presently at my lodgings; for there

is to be a meeting of lawyers there this morning about a mortgage.

'Icod! I shall lose two or dree thousand pounds, I believe, by that

honest gentleman, Mr Nightingale.” “Well, sir,” said Allworthy, “I

will be with you within the half-hour.” “And do for once,” cries the

squire, “take a fool's advice; never think of dealing with her by

gentle methods, take my word for it those will never do. I have tried

'um long enough. She must be frightened into it, there is no other

way. Tell her I'm her father; and of the horrid sin of disobedience,

and of the dreadful punishment of it in t'other world, and then tell

her about being locked up all her life in a garret in this, and being

kept only on bread and water.” “I will do all I can,” said Allworthy;

“for I promise you there is nothing I wish for more than an alliance

with this amiable creature.” “Nay, the girl is well enough for matter

o' that,” cries the squire; “a man may go farther and meet with worse

meat; that I may declare o'her, thof she be my own daughter. And if

she will but be obedient to me, there is narrow a father within a

hundred miles o' the place, that loves a daughter better than I do;

but I see you are busy with the lady here, so I will go huome and

expect you; and so your humble servant.”

As soon as Mr Western was gone Mrs Waters said, “I see, sir, the

squire hath not the least remembrance of my face. I believe, Mr

Allworthy, you would not have known me neither. I am very considerably

altered since that day when you so kindly gave me that advice, which I

had been happy had I followed.” “Indeed, madam,” cries Allworthy, “it

gave me great concern when I first heard the contrary.” “Indeed, sir,”

says she, “I was ruined by a very deep scheme of villany, which if you

knew, though I pretend not to think it would justify me in your

opinion, it would at least mitigate my offence, and induce you to pity

me: you are not now at leisure to hear my whole story; but this I

assure you, I was betrayed by the most solemn promises of marriage;

nay, in the eye of heaven I was married to him; for, after much

reading on the subject, I am convinced that particular ceremonies are

only requisite to give a legal sanction to marriage, and have only a

worldly use in giving a woman the privileges of a wife; but that she

who lives constant to one man, after a solemn private affiance,

whatever the world may call her, hath little to charge on her own

conscience.” “I am sorry, madam,” said Allworthy, “you made so ill a

use of your learning. Indeed, it would have been well that you had

been possessed of much more, or had remained in a state of ignorance.

And yet, madam, I am afraid you have more than this sin to answer

for.” “During his life,” answered she, “which was above a dozen years,

I most solemnly assure you I had not. And consider, sir, on my behalf,

what is in the power of a woman stript of her reputation and left

destitute; whether the good-natured world will suffer such a stray

sheep to return to the road of virtue, even if she was never so

desirous. I protest, then, I would have chose it had it been in my

power; but necessity drove me into the arms of Captain Waters, with

whom, though still unmarried, I lived as a wife for many years, and

went by his name. I parted with this gentleman at Worcester, on his

march against the rebels, and it was then I accidentally met with Mr

Jones, who rescued me from the hands of a villain. Indeed, he is the

worthiest of men. No young gentleman of his age is, I believe, freer

from vice, and few have the twentieth part of his virtues; nay,

whatever vices he hath had, I am firmly persuaded he hath now taken a

resolution to abandon them.” “I hope he hath,” cries Allworthy, “and I

hope he will preserve that resolution. I must say, I have still the

same hopes with regard to yourself. The world, I do agree, are apt to

be too unmerciful on these occasions; yet time and perseverance will

get the better of this their disinclination, as I may call it, to

pity; for though they are not, like heaven, ready to receive a

penitent sinner; yet a continued repentance will at length obtain

mercy even with the world. This you may be assured of, Mrs Waters,

that whenever I find you are sincere in such good intentions, you

shall want no assistance in my power to make them effectual.”

Mrs Waters fell now upon her knees before him, and, in a flood of

tears, made him many most passionate acknowledgments of his goodness,

which, as she truly said, savoured more of the divine than human

nature.

Allworthy raised her up, and spoke in the most tender manner, making

use of every expression which his invention could suggest to comfort

her, when he was interrupted by the arrival of Mr Dowling, who, upon

his first entrance, seeing Mrs Waters, started, and appeared in some

confusion; from which he soon recovered himself as well as he could,

and then said he was in the utmost haste to attend counsel at Mr

Western's lodgings; but, however, thought it his duty to call and

acquaint him with the opinion of counsel upon the case which he had

before told him, which was that the conversion of the moneys in that

case could not be questioned in a criminal cause, but that an action

of trover might be brought, and if it appeared to the jury to be the

moneys of plaintiff, that plaintiff would recover a verdict for the

value.

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