CHAPTER XXIV.

Notwithstanding all the patronage of fashion, which the Miss

Falconers had for some time enjoyed, notwithstanding all their own

accomplishments, and their mother’s address and knowledge of the world,

the grand object had not been obtained--for they were not married.

Though every where seen, and every where admired, no proposals had yet

been made adequate to their expectations. In vain had one young

nobleman after another, heir apparent after heir apparent, been invited,

cherished, and flattered by Mrs. Falconer, had been constantly at her

balls and concerts, had stood beside the harp and the piano-forte, had

danced or flirted with the Miss Falconers, had been hung out at all

public places as a pendant to one or other of the sisters.

The mother, seeing project after project fail for the establishment

of her daughters, forced to bear and to conceal these disappointments,

still continued to form new schemes with indefatigable perseverance. Yet

every season the difficulty increased; and Mrs. Falconer, in the

midst of the life of pleasure which she seemed to lead, was a prey

to perpetual anxiety. She knew that if any thing should happen to

the commissioner, whose health was declining; if he should lose Lord

Oldborough’s favour, which seemed not impossible; if Lord Oldborough

should not be able to maintain himself in power, or if he should die;

she and her daughters would lose every thing. From a small estate,

overwhelmed with debt, there would be no fortune for her daughters; they

would be left utterly destitute, and absolutely unable to do any thing

for themselves--unlikely to suit plain country gentlemen, after the high

style of company in which they had lived, and still more incapable

than she would be of bearing a reverse of fortune. The young ladies,

confident of their charms, unaccustomed to reflect, and full of the

present, thought little of these probabilities of future evil, though

they were quite as impatient to be married as their mother could wish.

Indeed, this impatience becoming visible, she was rather anxious to

suppress it, because it counteracted her views. Mrs. Falconer had still

two schemes for their establishment. Sir Robert Percy had luckily lost

his wife within the last twelvemonth, had no children, and had been

heard to declare that he would marry again as soon as he decently could,

because, if he were to die without heirs, the Percy estate might revert

to the relations, whom he detested. Mrs. Falconer had persuaded the

commissioner to cultivate Sir Robert Percy’s acquaintance; had this

winter watched for the time when law business called him to town; had

prevailed upon him to go to her house, instead of staying, as he usually

did, at an hotel, or spending his day at his solicitor’s chambers. She

had in short made things so agreeable to him, and he seemed so well

pleased with her, she had hopes he would in time be brought to propose

for her daughter Arabella. To conciliate Sir Robert Percy, it was

necessary to avoid all connexion with _the other Percys_; and it was

for this reason that the commissioner had of late avoided Alfred and

Erasmus. Mrs. Falconer’s schemes for Georgiana, her beautiful daughter,

were far more brilliant. Several great establishments she had in view.

The appearance of Count Altenberg put many old visions to flight--her

whole fancy fixed upon him. If she could marry her Georgiana to Count

Altenberg!--There would be a match high as her most exalted ambition

could desire; and this project did not seem impossible. The count had

been heard to say that he thought Miss Georgiana Falconer the handsomest

woman he had seen since he had been in London. He had admired her

dancing, and had listened with enthusiastic attention to her music, and

to her charming voice; the young lady herself was confident that he

was, would be, or ought to be, her slave. The count was going into the

country for some weeks with Lord Oldborough. Mrs. Falconer, though

she had not seen Falconer-court for fifteen years, decided to go there

immediately. Then she should have the count fairly away from all

the designing mothers and rival daughters of her acquaintance, and

besides--she might, by this seasonable visit to the country, secure Sir

Robert Percy for her daughter Arabella. The commissioner rejoiced in

his lady’s determination, because he knew that it would afford him an

opportunity of obliging Lord Oldborough. His lordship had always been

averse from the trouble of entertaining company. He disliked it still

more since the death of Lady Oldborough; but he knew that it was

necessary to keep up his interest and his popularity in the country, and

he would, therefore, be obliged by Mrs. Falconer’s giving dinners

and entertainments for him. This game had succeeded, when it had been

played--at the time of the Marchioness of Twickenham’s marriage. Mr.

Falconer was particularly anxious now to please Lord Oldborough, for he

was fully aware that he had lost ground with his patron, and that

his sons had all in different ways given his lordship cause of

dissatisfaction. With Buckhurst Falconer Lord Oldborough was displeased

for being the companion and encourager of his nephew, Colonel Hauton,

in extravagance and gaming. In paying his court to the nephew, Buckhurst

lost the uncle. Lord Oldborough had hoped that a man of literature and

talents, as Buckhurst had been represented to him, would have drawn his

nephew from the turf to the senate, and would have raised in Colonel

Hauton’s mind some noble ambition.

“A clergyman! sir,” said Lord Oldborough to Commissioner Falconer, with

a look of austere indignation.--“What could induce such a man as Mr.

Buckhurst Falconer to become a clergyman?” The commissioner, affecting

to sympathize in this indignation, declared that he was so angry with

his son that he would not see him. All the time, however, he comforted

himself with the hope that his son would, in a few months, be in

possession of the long-expected living of Chipping-Friars, as the old

incumbent was now speechless. Lord Oldborough had never, after this

disowning of Buckhurst, mentioned his name to the father, and the

commissioner thought this management had succeeded.

Of John Falconer, too, there had been complaints. Officers returned from

abroad had spoken of his stupidity, his neglect of duty, and, above all,

of his boasting that, let him do what he pleased, he was sure of

Lord Oldborough’s favour--certain of being a major in one year, a

lieutenant-colonel in two. At first his boasts had been laughed at by

his brother officers, but when, at the year’s end, he actually was made

a major, their surprise and discontent were great. Lord Oldborough was

blamed for patronizing such a fellow. All this, in course of time, came

to his lordship’s knowledge. He heard these complaints in silence. It

was not his habit suddenly to express his displeasure. He heard, and

saw, without speaking or acting, till facts and proofs had accumulated

in his mind. He seemed to pass over many things unobserved, but they

were all registered in his memory, and he would judge and decide at last

in an instant, and irrevocably. Of this Commissioner Falconer, a cunning

man, who watched parts of a character narrowly, but could not take in

the whole, was not aware. He often blessed his good fortune for having

escaped Lord Oldborough’s displeasure or detection, upon occasions

when his lordship had marked all that the commissioner imagined he had

overlooked; his lordship was often most awake to what was passing, and

most displeased, when he appeared most absent or unmoved.

For instance, many mistakes, and much ignorance, had frequently appeared

in his envoy Cunningham Falconer’s despatches; but except when, in the

first moment of surprise at the difference between the ineptitude of the

envoy, and the talents of the author of the pamphlet, his lordship had

exclaimed, “_A slovenly despatch_,” these mistakes, and this ignorance,

had passed without animadversion. Some symptoms of duplicity, some

evasion of the minister’s questions, had likewise appeared, and the

commissioner had trembled lest the suspicions of his patron should be

awakened.

Count Altenberg, without design to injure Cunningham, had accidentally

mentioned in the presence of the commissioner and of Lord Oldborough

something of a transaction which was to be kept a profound secret from

the minister, a private intrigue which Cunningham had been carrying on

to get himself appointed envoy to the court of Denmark, by the interest

of the opposite party, in case of a change of ministry. At the moment

when this was alluded to by Count Altenberg, the commissioner was so

dreadfully alarmed that he perspired at every pore; but perceiving

that Lord Oldborough expressed no surprise, asked no explanation,

never looked towards him with suspicion, nor even raised his eyes, Mr.

Falconer flattered himself that his lordship was so completely engrossed

in the operation of replacing a loose glass in his spectacles, that he

had not heard or noticed one word the count had said. In this hope the

commissioner was confirmed by Lord Oldborough’s speaking an instant

afterwards precisely in his usual tone, and pursuing his previous

subject of conversation, without any apparent interruption in the train

of his ideas. Yet, notwithstanding that the commissioner fancied that he

and his son had escaped, and were secure in each particular instance,

he had a general feeling that Lord Oldborough was more reserved towards

him; and he was haunted by a constant fear of losing, not his patron’s

esteem or confidence, but his favour. Against this danger he constantly

guarded. To flatter, to keep Lord Oldborough in good humour, to make

himself agreeable and necessary by continual petty submissions and

services, was the sum of his policy.

It was with this view that he determined to go into the country;

and with this view he had consented to various expenses, which were

necessary, as Mrs. Falconer declared, to make it practicable for her and

her daughters to accompany him. Orders were sent to have a theatre

at Falconer-court, which had been long disused, fitted up in the most

elegant manner. The Miss Falconers had been in the habit of acting at

Sir Thomas and Lady Flowerton’s private theatre at Richmond, and they

were accomplished actresses. Count Altenberg had declared that he was

particularly fond of theatrical amusements. That hint was sufficient.

Besides, what a sensation the opening of a theatre at Falconer-court

would create in the country! Mrs. Falconer observed that the only

possible way to make the country supportable was to have a large party

of town friends in your house--and this was the more necessary for her,

as she was almost a stranger in her own county.

Alfred kept his promise, and sent Rosamond a list of the persons of

whom the party was to consist. Opposite to several names he

wrote--commonplace young--or, commonplace old ladies:--of the latter

number were Lady Trant and Lady Kew: of the former were the Miss G----s,

and others not worth mentioning. Then came the two Lady Arlingtons,

nieces of the Duke of Greenwich.

“The Lady Arlingtons,” continues Alfred, “are glad to get to Mrs.

Falconer, and Mrs. Falconer is glad to have them, because they are

related to my lord duke. I have met them at Mrs. Falconer’s, at Lady

Angelica Headingham’s, and often at Lady Jane Granville’s. The style and

tone of the Lady Anne is languishing--of Lady Frances, lively: both seem

mere spoilt selfish ladies of quality. Lady Anne’s selfishness is of the

cold, chronic, inveterate nature; Lady Frances’ of the hot, acute, and

tormenting species. She ‘loves everything by fits, and nothing long.’

Every body is _an angel_ and _a dear creature_, while they minister

to her fancies--and no longer. About these fancies she is restless and

impatient to a degree which makes her sister look sick and scornful

beyond description. Lady Anne neither fancies nor loves any thing or any

body. She seems to have no object upon earth but to drink barley-water,

and save herself from all manner of trouble or exertion, bodily or

mental. So much for the Lady Arlingtons.

“Buckhurst Falconer cannot be of this party--Colonel Hauton has him

at his regiment. But Buckhurst’s two friends, the Clays, are earnestly

pressed into the service. Notwithstanding the fine sanctified speech

Mrs. Falconer made me, about _that sad affair of Lewis Clay with Lady

Harriot H----_, she invites him; and I have a notion, if Count Altenberg

had not appeared, that she would have liked to have had him, _or_ his

brother, for her son-in-law. That you may judge how much my mother

would like them for her sons-in-law, I will take the trouble to draw you

portraits of both gentlemen.

“_French_ Clay and _English_ Clay, as they have been named, are

brothers, both men of large fortune, which their father acquired

respectably by commerce, and which they are spending in all kinds

of extravagance and profligacy, not from inclination, but merely

to purchase admission into fine company. French Clay is a travelled

coxcomb, who, _à propos de bottes_, begins with, ‘When I was abroad with

the Princess Orbitella--’ But I am afraid I cannot speak of this man

with impartiality, for I cannot bear to see an Englishman apeing

a Frenchman. The imitation is always so awkward, so ridiculous, so

contemptible. French Clay talks of _tact_, but without possessing any;

he delights in what he calls _persiflage_, but in his _persiflage_,

instead of the wit and elegance of Parisian raillery, there appears only

the vulgar love and habit of derision. He is continually railing at

our English want of _savoir vivre_, yet is himself an example of

the ill-breeding which he reprobates. His manners have neither the

cordiality of an Englishman nor the polish of a foreigner. To improve us

in _l’esprit de société_, he would introduce the whole system of French

gallantry--the vice without the refinement. I heard him acknowledge it

to be ‘his principle’ to intrigue with every _married_ woman who would

listen to him, provided she has any one of his four requisites,

wit, fashion, beauty, or a good table. He says his late suit in

Doctors’-commons cost him nothing; for 10,000_l._ are nothing to him.

“Public virtue, as well as private, he thinks it a fine air to disdain,

and patriotism and love of our country, he calls prejudices of which a

philosopher ought to divest himself. Some charitable people say that

he is not so unfeeling as he seems to be, and that above half his vices

arise from affectation, and from a mistaken ambition to be what he

thinks perfectly French.

“His brother, English Clay, is a cold, reserved, proud, dull-looking

man, whom art, in despite of nature, strove, and strove in vain, to

quicken into a ‘gay deceiver.’ He is a grave man of pleasure--his first

care being to provide for his exclusively personal gratifications. His

dinner is a serious, solemn business, whether it be at his own table

or at a tavern, which last he prefers--he orders it so that his repast

shall be the very best of its kind that money can procure. His next

care is, that he be not cheated in what he is to pay. Not that he values

money, but he cannot bear to be _taken in_. Then his dress, his horses

his whole appointment and establishment, are complete, and accurately in

the fashion of the day--no expense spared. All that belongs to Mr. Clay,

of Clay-hall, is the best of its kind, or, at least, _had from the best

hand_ in England. Every thing about him is English; but I don’t know

whether this arises from love of his country or contempt of his brother.

English Clay is not ostentatious of that which is his own, but he is

disdainful of all that belongs to another. The slightest deficiency in

the _appointments_ of his companions he sees, and marks by a wink

to some bystander, or with a dry joke laughs the wretch to scorn. In

company he delights to sit by silent and snug, sneering inwardly at

those who are entertaining the company, and _committing_ themselves.

He never entertains, and is seldom entertained. His joys are neither

convivial nor intellectual; he is gregarious, but not companionable; a

hard drinker, but not social. Wine sometimes makes him noisy, but never

makes him gay; and, whatever be his excesses, he commits them seemingly

without temptation from taste or passion. He keeps a furiously expensive

mistress, whom he curses, and who curses him, as Buckhurst informs me,

ten times a day; yet he prides himself on being free and unmarried!

Scorning and dreading women in general, he swears he would not marry

Venus herself unless she had 100,000_l._ in each pocket; and now that

no mortal Venus wears pockets, he thanks Heaven he is safe. Buckhurst,

I remember, assured me that beneath this crust of pride there is some

good-nature. Deep hid under a large mass of selfishness there may be

some glimmerings of affection. He shows symptoms of feeling for his

horses, and his mother, and his coachman, and his country. I do believe

he would fight for old England, for it is his country, and he is English

Clay. Affection for his coachman, did I say?--He shows admiration,

if not affection, for every whip of note in town. He is their

companion--no, their pupil, and, as Antoninus Pius gratefully prided

himself in recording the names of those relations and friends from

whom he learnt his several virtues, this man may boast to after-ages of

having learnt from one coachman how to cut a fly off his near leader’s

ear, how to tuck up a duck from another, and the _true spit_ from a

third--by-the-bye, it is said, but I don’t vouch for the truth of the

story, that this last accomplishment cost him a tooth, which he had had

drawn to attain it in perfection. Pure _slang_ he could not learn from

any one coachman, but from constantly frequenting the society of all. I

recollect Buckhurst Falconer telling me that he dined once with English

Clay, in company with a baronet, a viscount, an earl, a duke, and the

driver of a mail-coach, to whom was given, by acclamation, the seat

of honour. I am told there is a house, at which these gentlemen and

noblemen meet regularly every week, where there are two dining-rooms

divided by glass doors. In one room the real coachmen dined, in the

other the amateur gentlemen, who, when they are tired of their own

conversation, throw open the glass doors, that they may be entertained

and edified by the coachmen’s wit and _slang_; in which dialect English

Clay’s rapid proficiency has, it is said, recommended him to the _best_

society, even more than his being the master of the best of cooks, and

of Clay-hall.

“I have said so much more than I intended of both these brothers, that I

have no room for more portraits; indeed, the other gentlemen are zeros.

“Yours affectionately,

“ALFRED PERCY.”

Notwithstanding the pains which Mrs. Falconer took to engage these Mr.

Clays to accompany her, she could obtain only a promise that they would

wait upon her, if possible, some time during the recess.

Count Altenberg also, much to Mrs. Falconer’s disappointment, was

detained in town a few days longer than he had foreseen, but he promised

to follow Lord Oldborough early in the ensuing week. All the rest of

the _prodigious_ party arrived at Falconer-court, which was within a few

miles of Lord Oldborough’s seat at Clermont-park.

The day after Lord Oldborough’s arrival in the country, his lordship

was seized with a fit of the gout, which fixed in his right hand.

Commissioner Falconer, when he came in the morning to pay his respects,

and to inquire after his patron’s health, found him in his study,

writing a letter with his left hand. “My lord, shall not I call Mr.

Temple--or--could I offer my services as secretary?”

“I thank you, sir--no. This letter must be written with my own hand.”

Whom can this letter be to, that is of so much consequence? thought

the commissioner; and glancing his eye at the direction, he saw, as

the letter was given to a servant, “_To L. Percy, Esq._”--his surprise

arrested the pinch of snuff which he was just going to take. “What could

be the business--the secret--only a few lines, what could they contain?”

Simply these words

“MY DEAR SIR,

“I write to you with my left hand, the gout having, within these few

hours, incapacitated my right. Since this gout keeps me a prisoner, and

I cannot, as I had intended, go to you, may I beg that you will do me

the favour to come to me, if it could suit your convenience, to-morrow

morning, when I shall be alone from twelve till four.

“With true esteem,

“Yours,

“OLDBOROUGH.”

In the course of the day the commissioner found out, by something Lord

Oldborough _let fall_, what his lordship had no intention to conceal,

that he had requested Mr. Percy to come to Clermont-park the next

morning; and the commissioner promised himself that he would be in the

way to see his good cousin Percy, and to satisfy his curiosity. But his

manoeuvres and windings were, whenever it was necessary, counteracted

and cut short by the unexpected directness and peremptory plain

dealing of his patron. In the morning, towards the hour of twelve, the

commissioner thought he had well begun a conversation that would draw

out into length upon a topic which he knew must be interesting to his

lordship, and he held in his hand private letters of great consequence

from his son Cunningham; but Lord Oldborough, taking the letters, locked

them up in his desk, saying, “To-night I will read them--this morning

I have set apart for a conversation with Mr. Percy, whom I wish to see

alone. In the mean time, my interest in the borough has been left

too much to the care of that attorney Sharpe, of whom I have no great

opinion. Will you be so good to ride over, as you promised me that you

would, to the borough, and see what is doing there?”

The commissioner endeavoured not to look disconcerted or discomfited,

rang the bell for his horses, and took his leave, as Lord Oldborough

had determined that he should, before the arrival of Mr. Percy, who came

exactly at twelve.

“I thank you for this punctuality, Mr. Percy,” said Lord Oldborough,

advancing in his most gracious manner; and no two things could be more

strikingly different than his gracious and ungracious manner. “I

thank you for this kind punctuality. No one knows better than I do the

difference between the visit of a friend and all other visits.”

Without preface, Lord Oldborough always went directly to the point. “I

have requested you to come to me, Mr. Percy, because I want from you two

things, which I cannot have so much to my satisfaction from any other

person as from you--assistance and sympathy. But, before I go to my

own affairs, let me--and not by way of compliment, but plainly and

truly--let me congratulate you, my dear sir, on the success of your

sons, on the distinction and independence they have already acquired

in their professions. I know the value of independence--of that which

I shall never have,” added his lordship, with a forced smile and a deep

sigh. “But let that be. It was not of that I meant to speak. You

pursue your course; I, mine. Firmness of purpose I take to be the great

difference between man and man. I am not one of those who habitually

covet sympathy. It is a sign of a mind insufficient to its own support,

to look for sympathy on every trivial occurrence; and on great

occasions it has not been my good fortune to meet many persons who could

sympathize with me.”

“True,” said Mr. Percy, “people must think with you, before they can

feel with you.”

“It is extraordinary, Mr. Percy,” continued Lord Oldborough, “that,

knowing how widely you differ from me in political principles, I should

choose, of all men living, to open my mind to you. But the fact is, that

I am convinced, however we may differ about the means, the end we both

have in view is one and the same--the good and glory of the British

empire.”

“My lord, I believe it,” cried Mr. Percy--with energy and warmth he

repeated, “My lord, I believe it.”

“I thank you, sir,” said Lord Oldborough; “you do me justice. I have

reason to be satisfied when such men as you do me justice; I have reason

also to be satisfied that I have not to make the common complaint of

those who serve princes. From him whom I have served I have not met with

any ingratitude, with any neglect: on the contrary, I am well assured,

that so firm is his conviction of my intending the good of his throne

and of his people, that to preserve me his minister is the first wish of

his heart. I am confident that without hesitation he would dismiss from

his councils any who should obstruct my views, or be inimical to my

interests.”

“Then, my lord, you are happy; if man can be happy at the summit of

ambition.”

“Pardon me. It is a dizzy height at best; but, were it attained, I trust

my head would be strong enough to bear it.”

“Lord Verulam, you know, my lord,” said Mr. Percy, smiling, “tells us,

that people, by looking down precipices, do put their spirits in the act

of falling.”

“True, true,” said Lord Oldborough, rather impatient at Mr. Percy’s

going to Lord Verulam and philosophy. “But you have not yet heard the

facts. I am encompassed with enemies, open and secret. Open enemies

I meet and defy--their strength I can calculate and oppose; but the

strength of my secret enemies I cannot calculate, for that strength

depends on their combination, and that combination I cannot break till

I know of what it consists. I have the power and the will to strike, but

know not where to aim. In the dark I will not strike, lest I injure the

innocent or destroy a friend. Light I cannot obtain, though I have been

in search of it for a considerable time. Perhaps by your assistance it

may be obtained.”

“By my assistance!” exclaimed Mr. Percy: “ignorant, as I am, of all

parties, and of all their secret transactions, how, my dear lord, can I

possibly afford you any assistance?”

“Precisely by your being unconnected with all parties--a cool

stander-by, you can judge of the play--you can assist me with your

general knowledge of human nature, and with a particular species of

knowledge, of which I should never have guessed that you were possessed,

but for an accidental discovery of it made to me the other day by your

son Alfred--your knowledge of the art of deciphering.”

Lord Oldborough then produced the Tourville papers, related how they had

been put into his hands by Commissioner Falconer, showed him what the

commissioner and his son had deciphered, pointed out where the remaining

difficulty occurred, and explained how they were completely at a stand

from their inability to decipher the word Gassoc, or to decide who

or what it could mean. All the conjectures of the commissioner,

the cassock, and the bishop, and the _gosshawk_, and the heraldic

researches, and the French misnomers, and the puns upon the coats of

arms, and the notes from Wilkins on universal language, and an old book

on deciphering, which had been lent to the commissioner, and the private

and public letters which Cunningham had written since he went abroad,

were all laid before Mr. Percy.

“As to my envoy, Mr. Cunningham Falconer,” said Lord Oldborough, as

he took up the bundle of Cunningham’s letters, “I do not choose to

interrupt the main business before us, by adverting to him or to his

character, farther than to point out to you this mark,” showing a

peculiar pencil mark, made on certain papers. “This is my note of

distrust, observe, and this my note for mere circumlocution, or

nonsense. And here,” continued his lordship, “is a list of all those in,

or connected with the ministry, whom it is possible may be my enemies.”

The list was the same as that on which the commissioner formerly went to

work, except that the name of the Duke of Greenwich had been struck

out, and two others added in his place, so that it stood thus: “Dukes

of Doncaster and Stratford; Lords Coleman, Naresby, Skreene, Twisselton,

Waltham, Wrexfield, Chelsea, and Lancaster; Sir Thomas Cope, Sir James

Skipworth; Secretaries Arnold and Oldfield.” This list was marked with

figures, in different coloured inks, prefixed to each name, denoting the

degrees of their supposed enmity to Lord Oldborough, and these had been

calculated from a paper, containing notes of the probable causes and

motives of their disaffection, drawn up by Commissioner Falconer,

but corrected, and in many places contradicted, by notes in Lord

Oldborough’s hand-writing. His lordship marked which was _his_

calculation of probabilities, and made some observations on the

character of each, as he read over the list of names rapidly.

Doncaster, a dunce--Stratford, a miser--Coleman, a knave--Naresby, non

compos--Skreene, the most corrupt of the corrupt--Twisselton, puzzle

headed--Waltham, a mere theorist--Wrexfield, a speechifier--Chelsea, a

trimmer--Lancaster, deep and dark--Sir Thomas Cope, a wit, a poet, and

a fool--Sir James Skipworth, finance and finesse--Arnold, able and

active--and Oldfield, a diplomatist in grain.

“And is this the summary of the history of the men with whom your

lordship is obliged to act and live?” said Mr. Percy.

“It is--I am: but, my dear sir, do not let us fly off at a tangent

to morality or philosophy; these have nothing to do with the

present purpose. You have before you all the papers relative to this

transaction. Now, will you do me the favour, the service, to look them

over, and try whether you can make out _le mot d’énigme_? I shall not

disturb you.”

Lord Oldborough sat down at a small table by the fire, with a packet of

letters and memorials beside him, and in a few minutes was completely

absorbed in these, for he had acquired the power of turning his

attention suddenly and entirely from one subject to another.

Without reading the mass of Commissioner Falconer’s explanations and

conjectures, or encumbering his understanding with all that Cunningham

had collected, as if purposely to puzzle the cause, Mr. Percy examined

first very carefully the original documents--then Lord Oldborough’s

notes on the views and characters of the suspected persons, and the

reasons of their several enmities or dissatisfaction. From the scale of

probabilities, which he found had been with great skill calculated on

these notes, he selected the principal names, and then tried with these,

whether he could make out an idea that had struck him the moment he had

heard of the Gassoc. He recollected the famous word Cabal, in the reign

of Charles the Second, and he thought it possible that the cabalistical

word Gassoc might be formed by a similar combination. But _Gassoc_ was

no English word, was no word of any language. Upon close examination of

the Tourville papers, he perceived that the commissioner had been right

in one of his suggestions, that the _G_ had been written instead of a

_C_: in some places it had been a _c_ turned into a _g_, and the writer

seemed to be in doubt whether the word should be Gassoc or Cassoc.

Assuming, therefore, that it was _Cassock_, Mr. Percy found the

initials of six persons, who stood high in Lord Oldborough’s scale of

probabilities: Chelsea--Arnold--Skreene--Skipworth--Oldfield--Coleman;

and the last k, for which he hunted in vain a considerable time, was

supplied by Kensington (one of the Duke of Greenwich’s titles), whose

name had been scratched out of the list, since his reconciliation and

connexion by marriage with Lord Oldborough, but who had certainly at one

time been of the league of his lordship’s enemies. Every circumstance

and date in the Tourville papers exactly agree with this explanation:

the Cassock thus composed cleared up all difficulties; and passages,

that were before dark and mysterious, were rendered by this reading

perfectly intelligible. The interpretation, when once given, appeared

so simple, that Lord Oldborough wondered how it was possible that it had

not before occurred to his mind. His satisfaction was great--he was at

this moment relieved from all danger of mistaking friend for foe; he

felt that his enemies were in his power, and his triumph secure.

“My dear sir,” cried he, “you do not know, you cannot estimate, the

extent of the service you have done me: far from wishing to lessen it

in your eyes, I wish you to know at this moment its full importance.

By Lady Oldborough’s death, and by circumstances with which I need

not trouble you, I lost the support of her connexions. The Duke of

Greenwich, though my relation, is a weak man, and a weak man can never

be a good friend. I was encompassed, undermined, the ground hollow under

me--I knew it, but I could not put my finger upon one of the traitors.

Now I have them all at one blow, and I thank you for it. I have the

character, I believe, of being what is called proud, but you see that I

am not too proud to be assisted and obliged by one who will never allow

me to oblige or assist him or any of his family. But why should this be?

Look over the list of these men. In some one of these places of trust,

give me a person in whom I can confide, a friend to me, and to your

country. Look over that list, now in your hand, and put your finger upon

any thing that will suit you.”

“I thank you, my lord,” said Mr. Percy; “I feel the full value of your

good opinion, and true gratitude for the warmth of your friendship, but

I cannot accept of any office under your administration. Our political

principles differ as much as our private sentiments of honour agree; and

these sentiments will, I trust, make you approve of what I now say--and

do.”

“But there are places, there are situations which you might accept,

where your political opinions and mine could never clash. It is an

extraordinary thing for a minister to press a gentleman to accept of a

place, unless he expects more in return than what he gives. But come--I

must have Mr. Percy one of us. You have never tried ambition yet,” added

Lord Oldborough, with a smile: “trust me, you will find ambition has its

pleasures, its proud moments, when a man feels that he has his foot on

the neck of his enemies.”

Lord Oldborough stood, as if he felt this pride at the instant. “You do

not know the charms of ambition, Mr. Percy.”

“It may be delightful to feel one’s foot on the neck of one’s enemies,

but, for my part, I rather prefer having no enemies.”

“No enemies!” said Lord Oldborough: “every man that has character enough

to make friends has character enough to make enemies--and must have

enemies, if not of his power or place, of his talents and property--the

sphere lower, the passion’s the same. No enemies!--What is he, who has

been at law with you, and has robbed you of your estate?”

“I forgot him--upon my word, I forgot him,” said Mr. Percy. “You see,

my lord, if he robbed me of my estate, he did not rob me of my peace

of mind. Does your lordship think,” said Mr. Percy, smiling, “that any

ambitious man, deprived of his place, could say as much?”

“When I can tell you that from my own experience, you shall know,”

said Lord Oldborough, replying in the same tone; “but, thanks to your

discovery, there seems to be little chance, at present, of my being

competent to answer that question. But to business--we are wasting

life.”

Every word or action that did not tend to a political purpose appeared

to Lord Oldborough to be a waste of life.

“Your ultimatum? Can you be one of us?”

“Impossible, my lord. Pardon me if I say, that the nearer the view your

confidence permits me to take of the workings of your powerful mind, and

of the pains and penalties of your exalted situation, the more clearly

I feel that ambition is not for me, that my happiness lies in another

line.”

“Enough--I have done--the subject is at rest between us for ever.” A

cloud, followed instantaneously by a strong radiance of pleasure,

passed across Lord Oldborough’s countenance, while he pronounced, as

if speaking to himself, the words, “Singular obstinacy! Admirable

consistency! And I too am consistent, my dear sir,” said he, sitting

down at the table. “Now for business; but I am deprived of my right

hand.” He rang, and desired his secretary, Mr. Temple, to be sent to

him. Mr. Percy rose to take leave, but Lord Oldborough would not permit

him to go. “I can have no secrets for you, Mr. Percy--stay and see the

end of the Cassock.”

Mr. Temple came in; and Lord Oldborough, with that promptitude and

decision by which he was characterised, dictated a letter to the king,

laying before his majesty the whole intrigue, as discovered by

the Tourville papers, adding a list of the members of the

_Cassock_--concluding by begging his majesty’s permission to resign,

unless the cabal, which had rendered his efforts for the good of the

country and for his majesty’s service in some points abortive, should

be dismissed from his majesty’s councils. In another letter to a private

friend, who had access to the royal ear, Lord Oldborough named the

persons, whom, if his majesty should do him the favour of consulting

him, he should wish to recommend in the places of those who might be

dismissed. His lordship farther remarked, that the marriage which

had taken place between his niece and the eldest son of the Duke of

Greenwich, and the late proofs of his grace’s friendship, dissipated all

fears and resentment arising from his former connexion with the Cassock.

Lord Oldborough therefore entreated his majesty to continue his grace in

his ministry. All this was stated in the shortest and plainest terms.

“No rounded periods, _no phrases_, no fine writing, Mr. Temple, upon

this occasion, if you please; it must be felt that these letters are

straight from my mind, and that if they are not written by my own hand,

it is because that hand is disabled. As soon as the gout will let me

stir, I shall pay my duty to my sovereign in person. These arrangements

will be completed, I trust, by the meeting of parliament. In the mean

time I am better here than in London; the blow will be struck, and none

will know by whom--not but what I am ready to avow it, if called upon.

But--let the coffee-house politicians decide, and the country gentlemen

prose upon it,” said Lord Oldborough, smiling--“some will say the

ministry split on India affairs, some on Spanish, some on French

affairs. How little they, any of them, know what passes or what governs

behind the curtain! Let them talk--whilst I act.”

The joy of this discovery so raised Lord Oldborough’s spirits, and

dilated his heart, that he threw himself open with a freedom and

hilarity, and with a degree of humour unusual to him, and unknown except

to the few in his most intimate confidence. The letters finished, Mr.

Temple was immediately despatched with them to town.

“There,” said Lord Oldborough, as soon as Mr. Temple had left him,

“there’s a secretary I can depend upon; and there is another obligation

I owe to your family--to your son Alfred.”

Now this business of the Tourville papers was off his mind, Lord

Oldborough, though not much accustomed to turn his attention to the

lesser details of domestic life, spoke of every individual of the Percy

family with whom he was acquainted; and, in particular, of Godfrey, to

whom he was conscious that he had been unjust. Mr. Percy, to relieve him

from this regret, talked of the pleasure his son had had in his friend

Gascoigne’s late promotion to the lieutenant-colonelcy. Whilst Mr. Percy

spoke, Lord Oldborough searched among a packet of letters for one which

made honourable mention of Captain Percy, and put it into the hands of

the happy father.

“Ah! these are pleasurable feelings denied to me,” said Lord Oldborough.

After a pause he added, “That nephew of mine, Colonel Hauton, is

irretrievably profligate, selfish, insignificant. I look to my niece,

the Marchioness of Twickenham’s child, that is to say, if the mother--”

Another long pause, during which his lordship rubbed the glasses of his

spectacles, and looked through them, as if intent that no speck should

remain; while he did this very slowly, his mind ran rapidly from the

idea of the Marchioness of Twickenham to John Falconer, and thence to

all the causes of distrust and discontent which he felt towards all the

different individuals of the Falconer family. He considered, that now

the Tourville papers had been completely deciphered, the necessity for

engaging the secrecy of the commissioner, and of his son Cunningham,

would soon cease.

Lord Oldborough’s reverie was interrupted by seeing, at this instant,

the commissioner returning from his ride.

“Not a word, Mr. Percy, of what has passed between us, to Commissioner

Falconer--not a word of the _Gassoc_. I put you on your guard, because

you live with those in whom you have entire confidence,” said Lord

Oldborough; “but that is what a public man, a minister, cannot do.”

Another reason why I should not like to be a minister, thought Mr.

Percy. “I took it for granted that the commissioner was entirely in your

lordship’s confidence.”

“I thought you were too good a philosopher to take any thing for

granted, Mr. Percy. Consider, if you please, that I am in a situation

where I must have tools, and use them, as long as I can make them

serviceable to my purposes. Sir, I am not a missionary, but a minister.

I must work with men, and upon men, such as I find them. I am not a

chemist, to analyze and purify the gold. I make no objection to that

alloy, which I am told is necessary, and fits it for being moulded to my

purposes. But here comes the ductile commissioner.”

Lord Oldborough began to talk to him of the borough, without any

mercy for his curiosity, and without any attempt to evade the various

dexterous pushes he made to discover the business which had this morning

occupied his lordship. Mr. Percy was surprised, in the course of this

day, to see the manner in which the commissioner, a gentleman well-born,

of originally independent fortune and station, humbled and abased

himself to a patron. Mr. Falconer had contracted a certain cringing

servility of manner, which completely altered his whole appearance, and

which quite prevented him even from looking like a gentleman. It was his

principle never to contradict a great man, never to give him any sort

of pain; and his idea of the deference due to rank, and of the danger of

losing favour by giving offence, was carried so far, that not only his

attitude and language, but his whole mind, seemed to be new modified. He

had not the free use of his faculties. He seemed really so to subdue and

submit his powers, that his understanding was annihilated. Mr. Percy

was astonished at the change in his cousin; the commissioner was equally

surprised, nay, actually terrified, by Mr. Percy’s freedom and boldness.

“Good Heavens! how can you speak in this manner?” said Mr. Falconer,

as they were going down stairs together, after parting with Lord

Oldborough.

“And why not?--I have nothing to fear or to hope, nothing to gain or to

lose. Lord Oldborough can give me nothing that I would accept, but his

esteem, and that I am sure of never losing.”

Heigho! if I had your favour with my lord, what I would make of it!

thought the commissioner, as he stepped into his chariot. Mr. Percy

mounted his horse, and rode back to his humble home, glad to have done

his friend Lord Oldborough a service, still more glad that he was not

bound to the minister by any of the chains of political dependence.

Rejoiced to quit Tourville papers--state intrigues--lists of

enemies,--and all the necessity for reserve and _management_, and all

the turmoil of ambition.

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