THE HOUSE HISTRIONIC.

The enterprise of Mr. C.B. COCHRAN, who announces that the oak-parlour

used in his play at the St. Martin's Theatre will be sold by auction

at the conclusion of the run, has not unnaturally provoked a certain

liveliness in architectural circles. Should advertisements of houses

for sale ever reappear in the newspapers, it is thought likely that

they may include something like this:--

Desirable Family Mansion of unique interest, suit dramatist seeking

congenial associations. Exceptionally fine dining-hall, as used in

the supper scene in _Macbeth_, and equipped with convenient _Banquo_

sliding-panel to kitchen. The latter apartment deserves the epithet

Baronial, being transported direct from the successful pantomime,

_Puss-in-Boots_, and capable of accommodating a ballet of two hundred

cooks. The elegantly proportioned drawing-room (to which a fourth wall

has been since added) was the subject of special mention in several

leading newspapers after the production of _Epigrams_ at the Niobe

Theatre; while each of the twelve bedrooms represents some recent

triumph in the Problematical Drama. An attractive feature is the

fitting of an artificial sunlight attachment to the outside of each

window; while every room is provided with one or more telephones.

Snug Bachelor Flat, direct from the phenomenally successful farce,

_Peers and Pyjamas_, at the Plenipotentiaries Theatre. The fine

central living-room contains sixteen doors, opening into bedrooms,

kitchen, coal-cellar, etc. May be as conveniently entered by the

window as by the doors. All the latter work upon the well-known

dramatic hinge, by which as soon as one shuts another opens. Unlimited

facilities for hide-and-seek. Exceptional opportunity for active

tenant.

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