THE BOARDERS

The boarder who had eloped was a student at the theological seminary,

and he had really gone to visit his family, so that he had a fairly

good conscience in giving this color to the fact that he was leaving

the place permanently because he could not bear it any longer. It was

a shade of deceit to connive with his room-mate for the custody of his

carpet-bag and the few socks and collars and the one shirt and summer

coat which did not visibly affect its lankness when gathered into it

from his share of the bureau-drawers; but he did not know what else to

do, and he trusted to a final forgiveness when all the facts were

considered by a merciful providence. His board was fully paid, and he

had suffered long. He argued with his room-mate that he could do no

good by remaining, and that he would have stayed if he could have

believed there was any use. Besides, the food was undermining his

health, and the room with that broken window had given him a cold

already. He had a right to go, and it was his duty to himself and the

friends who were helping him through the seminary not to get sick.

He did not feel that he had convinced his room-mate, who took charge

of his carpet-bag and now sat with it between his feet waiting the

signal of the fugitive's surreptitious return for it. He was a

vague-looking young man, presently in charge of the "Local and

Literary" column of the one daily paper of the place, and he had just

explained to the two other boarders who were watching with him for the

event that he was not certain whether it was the supper, or the

anxiety of the situation, or just what it was that was now affecting

his digestion.

The fellow-boarders, who sat on the edge of the bed, in default of the

one unbroken chair which their host kept for himself, as easier than a

mattress to get up from suddenly, did not take sides for or against

him in his theories of his discomfort. One of them glanced at the

broken window.

"How do you glaze that in the daytime? You can't use the bolster

then?"

"I'm not in, much, in the daytime."

It was a medical student who had spoken, but he was now silent, and

the other said, after they had listened to the twitter of a piano in

the parlor under the room, "That girl's playing will be the death of

me."

"Not if her mother's cooking isn't," the medical student, whose name

was Wallace, observed with a professional effect.

"Why don't you prescribe something for it?" the law student suggested.

"Which?" Wallace returned.

"I don't believe anything could cure the playing. I must have meant

the cooking."

"You're a promising young jurist, Blakeley. What makes you think I

could cure the cooking?"

"Oh, I just wondered. The sick one gets paler every day. I wonder what

ails her."

"She's not my patient."

"Oh! Hippocratic oath. Rather fine of you, Wallace. But if she's not

your patient--"

"Listen!" their host interrupted, sharply. After a joint silence he

added: "No. It must have been the sleet."

"Well, Briggs," the law student said, "if it must have been the sleet,

what mustn't it have been?"

"Oh!" Briggs explained, "I thought it was Phillips. He was to throw a

handful of gravel at the window."

"And then you were to run down with his bag and help him to make his

escape from a friendless widow. Well, I don't know that I blame him.

If I didn't owe two weeks' board, I'd leave myself--though I hope I

shouldn't sneak away. And if Mrs. Betterson didn't owe Wallace, here,

two weeks' board, we'd walk off together arm-in-arm at high noon. I

can't understand how he ever came to advance her the money."

Wallace rose from the bed, and kicked each leg out to dislodge the

tight trousers of the middle eighteen-fifties which had caught on the

tops of his high boots. "You're a tonguey fellow, Blakeley. But you'll

find, as you live long, that there are several things you can't

explain."

"I'll tell you what," Blakeley said. "We'll get Mrs. Betterson to take

your loan for my debt, and we'll go at once."

"You can propose something like that before the justice of the peace

in your first pettifogging case."

"I believe Wallace likes to stay. And yet he must know from his

anatomical studies, better than the animals themselves, what cuts of

meat the old lady gives us. I shouldn't be so fastidious about the

cuts, if she didn't treat them all with pork gravy. Well, I mustn't be

too hard on a lone widow that I owe board to. I don't suppose his diet

had anything to do with the deep damnation of the late Betterson's

taking off. Does that stove of yours smoke, Briggs?"

"Not when there isn't a fire in it."

"I just asked. Wallace's stove smokes, fire or no fire. It takes

advantage of the old lady's indebtedness to him. There seem," he

added, philosophically, "to be just two occupations open to widows who

have to support themselves: millinery business for young ones,

boarding-housing for old ones. It _is_ rather restricted. What do you

suppose she puts into the mince-pies? Mince-pies are rather a mystery

at the best."

Wallace was walking up and down the room still in some difficulty with

his trousers-legs, and kicking out from time to time to dislodge them.

"How long should you say Blakeley had been going on?" he asked Briggs.

"You never can tell," Briggs responded. "I think he doesn't know

himself."

"Well said, youthful scribe! With such listeners as you two, I could

go on forever. Consider yourselves clapped jovially on the back, my

gentle Briggs; I can't get up to do it from the hollow of your bed

here. As you were saying, the wonder about these elderly widows who

keep boarding-houses is the domestic dilapidation they fall into. If

they've ever known how to cook a meal or sweep a room or make a bed,

these arts desert them in the presence of their boarders. Their only

aim in life seems to be preventing the escape of their victims, and

they either let them get into debt for their board or borrow money

from them. But why do they always have daughters, and just two of

them: one beautiful, fashionable, and devoted to the piano; the other

willing to work, but pale, pathetic, and incapable of the smallest

achievement with the gridiron or the wash-board? It's a thing to make

a person want to pay up and leave, even if he's reading law. If

Wallace, here, had the spirit of a man, he would collect the money

owing him, and--"

"Oh, stop it, Blakeley!" Wallace stormed. "I should think you'd get

tired of your talk yourself."

"Well, as you insist--"

Blakeley began again, but Briggs jumped to his feet and caught up

Phillips's carpet-bag, and looked wildly around. "It's gravel, this

time."

"Well, take your hat, Briggs. It may be a prolonged struggle. But

remember that Phillips's cause is just. He's paid his board, and he

has a perfect right to leave. She has no right to prevent him. Think

of that when the fray is at its worst. But try to get him off quietly,

if you can. Deal gently with the erring, while you stand firm for

boarders' rights. Remember that Phillips is sneaking off in order to

spare her feelings and has come pretty near prevarication in the

effort. Have you got your shoes off? No; it's your rubbers on. That's

better."

Briggs faltered with the carpet-bag in his hand. "Boys, I don't like

this. It feels--clandestine."

"It _looks_ that way, too," Blakeley admitted. "It has an air of

conspiracy."

"I've got half a mind to let Phillips come in and get his bag

himself."

"It would serve him right, though I don't know why, exactly. He has a

right to spare his own feelings if he's sparing hers at the same time.

Of course he's afraid she'll plead with him to stay, and he'll have to

be inexorable with her; and if I understand the yielding nature of

Phillips he doesn't like to be inexorable."

There came another sharp rattle of small pebbles at the window.

"Oh, confound him!" Briggs cried under his breath, and he shuffled out

of the room and crept noiselessly down the stairs to the front door.

The door creaked a little in opening, and he left it ajar. The current

of cold air that swept up to the companions he had left behind at his

room door brought them the noise of his rush down the gravel walk to

the gate and a noise there as of fugitive steps on the pavement

outside.

A weak female tread made itself heard in the hallway, followed by a

sharp voice from a door in the rear. "Was it the cat, Jenny?"

"No; the door just seems to have blown open. The catch is broken."

Swift, strong steps advanced with an effect of angry suspicion. "I

don't believe it blew open. More likely the cat clawed it open."

The steps which the voice preceded seemed to halt at the open door, as

if falling back from it, and Wallace and Blakeley, looking down, saw

by the dim flare of the hall lamp the face of Briggs confronting the

face of Mrs. Betterson from the outer darkness. They saw the sick

girl, whose pallor they could not see, supporting herself by the

stairs-post with one hand and pressing the other to her side.

"Oh! It's _you_, Mr. Briggs," the landlady said, with a note of

inculpation. "What made you leave the door open?"

The spectators could not see the swift change in Briggs's face from

terror to savage desperation, but they noted it in his voice.

"Yes--yes! It's me. I just--I was just-- No I won't, either! You'd

better know the truth. I was taking Phillips's bag out to him. He was

afraid to come in for it, because he didn't want to see you, the

confounded coward! He's left."

"Left? And he said he would stay till spring! Didn't he, Jenny?"

"I don't remember--" the girl weakly gasped, but her mother did not

heed her in her mounting wrath.

"A great preacher _he'll_ make. What'd he say he left for?"

"He didn't say. Will you let me up-stairs?"

"No, I won't, till you tell me. You know well enough, between you."

"Yes, I do know," Briggs answered, savagely. "He left because he was

tired of eating sole-leather for steak, and fire-salt pork, and tar

for molasses, and butter strong enough to make your nose curl, and

drinking burnt-rye slops for coffee and tea-grounds for tea. And so am

I, and so are all of us, and--and-- Will you let me go up-stairs now,

Mrs. Betterson?"

His voice had risen, not so high but that another voice from the

parlor could prevail over it: a false, silly, girl voice, with the

twitter of piano-keys as from hands swept over the whole board to help

drown the noise of the quarrel in the hall. "Oh yes, I'll sing it

again, Mr. Saunders, if you sa-a-a-y."

Then this voice lifted itself in a silly song, and a silence followed

the voices in the hall, except for the landlady's saying, brokenly:

"Well, all right, Mr. Briggs. You can go up to your room for all me.

I've tried to be a mother to you boys, but if _this_ is what I get for

it!"

The two at the threshold of Briggs's room retreated within, as he

bounded furiously upon them and slammed the door after him. It started

open again, from the chronic defect of the catch, but he did not care.

"Well, Briggs, I hope you feel better now," Blakeley began. "You

certainly told her the truth, the whole truth, and nothing _but_ the

truth. But I wonder you had the heart to do it before that sick girl."

"I _didn't_ have the heart," Briggs shouted. "But I had the courage,

and if you say one word more, Blakeley, I'll throw you out of the

room. I'm going to leave! _My_ board's paid if yours isn't."

He went wildly about, catching things down here and there from nails

and out of drawers. The tears stood in his eyes. But suddenly he

stopped and listened to the sounds from below--the sound of the silly

singing in the parlor, and the sound of sobbing in the dining-room,

and the sound of vain entreating between the sobs.

"Oh, I don't suppose I'm fit to keep a boarding-house. I never was a

good manager; and everybody imposes on me, and everything is so dear,

and I don't know what's good from what's bad. Your poor father used

to look after all that."

"Well, don't you cry, now, mother! It'll all come right, you'll see.

I'm getting so I can go and do the marketing now; and if Minervy would

only help a little--"

"No, no!" the mother's voice came anxiously up. "We can get along

without her; we always have. I know he likes her, and I want to give

her every chance. _We_ can get along. If she was on'y married, once,

we could all live--" A note of self-comforting gradually stole into

the mother's voice, and the sound of a nose violently blown seemed to

note a period in her suffering.

"Oh, mother, I wish I was well!" The girl's voice came with a burst of

wild lamenting.

"'Sh, 'sh, deary!" her mother entreated. "He'll _hear_ you, and

then--"

"'Hazel Dell'?" the silly voice came from the parlor, with a sound of

fright in it. "I can sing it without the music." The piano keys

twittered the prelude and the voice sang:

"In the Hazel Dell my Nelly's sleeping,

Nelly loved so long!"

Wallace went forward and shut the door. "It's a shame to overhear

them! What are you going to do, you fellows?"

"I'm going to stay," Briggs said, "if it kills me. At least I will

till Minervy's married. _I_ don't care what the grub's like. I can

always get a bite at the restaurant."

"If anybody will pay up my back board, I'll stay, too," Blakeley

followed. "I should like to make a virtue of it, and, as things stand,

I can't."

"All right," Wallace said, and he went out and down the stairs. Then

from the dining-room below his heavy voice offering encouragement came

up, in terms which the others could not make out.

"I'll bet he's making her another advance," Blakeley whispered, as if

he might be overheard by Wallace.

"I wish _I_ could have made to do it," Briggs whispered back. "I feel

as mean as pursley. Would you like to kick me?"

"I don't see how that would do any good. I may want to borrow money of

you, and you can't ask a loan from a man you've kicked. Besides, I

think what you said may do her good."

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