SOCIAL.

"_You are one of the few people with whom I can really enjoy a quiet

talk, all to our two selves_;" _i.e._, "I should be very sorry to

introduce you to any of _my_ set."

"_What, YOU here?_"; _i.e._, "Wonder how the deuce this confounded cad

got an invitation."

"_Ah, by the way, just let me introduce you to Farrodust. You two

fellows ought to know each other_;" _i.e._, "Call that killing two

_bores_ with one stone."

"_Thanks for a most delightful evening. So sorry to have to run away_;"

_i.e._, "Bored to extinction, and fairly famished. Must run down to the

Club for a snack and a smoke."

"_I'll look at my list when I get home_;" _i.e._, "You don't catch me."

"_Drop in any day_;" _i.e._, "When the chances are I shan't be in."

"_No party_;" _i.e._, "Must ask him, and do it as cheaply as possible."

"_Come as you are_;" _i.e._, "Be careful to wear evening dress."

"_Don't trouble to answer_;" _i.e._, "Think it very rude if you don't."

"_What! going already!_" _i.e._, "Thank goodness! Thought she'd never

move."

"_What a fine child!_" _i.e._, "Don't know whether the brat is a boy or

girl, but must say something."

(_To be continued._)

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